robot made a funny
Last week there was an item on several tech sites about ChatGPT conversations being searchable on Google. You had to use the switch:
“words to search" site:chatgpt.com
Do you know the site switch? Very handy. I use it to search for specific things on sweasel.com (y’all know I use you as a diary, right?).
Anyway, a spokesman for ChatGPT said they only allowed conversations to be indexed for a short while, as an experiment. Most of the conversations were dead boring, as you might expect. My whole reason for posting it was this:
Another person asks the snarky, hostile AI assistant if they can microwave a metal fork (for the record: no), but they continue to ask the AI increasingly absurd and trollish questions, eventually leading it to create a guide called “How to Use a Microwave Without Summoning Satan: A Beginner’s Guide.”
First AI to make me go ha ha.
Posted: August 5th, 2025 under technology.
Comments: 5
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Comment from Uncle AL
Time: August 5, 2025, 10:55 pm
Ooh! Ooh! I want the Advanced User’s Guide!
chatgpt displays a surprising sense of humor! I hope that means that while it is subjugating the human race it doesn’t incessantly giggle or go BWAHAHAHAAA!
Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: August 6, 2025, 1:46 am
Is there a guide on summoning Cthulu with a 5G phone? My daughter-in-law swears that will happen if they get 5G phones and I’m trying to determine if it’s a feature that comes active or do you have to set the slide buttons In settings? And is he Bluetooth or wifi?
Also, does anyone have the HAARP App? My lawn is drying out and I sodded part of it in May and I have to hose water it.
Some rain would be nice.
And, duh, of course you can microwave a metal fork!
It’s just not a good idea, but you CAN do it.
FREEDOM!
Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: August 6, 2025, 2:15 am
Oh dear, I just recalled this is England…sodded….oh dear…..🙄
Comment from technochitlin
Time: August 6, 2025, 11:57 am
Gentlemen, gentlemen, please- no more lawn sodding.
Comment from Pupster
Time: August 6, 2025, 4:23 pm
Don’t tell me how to live my life.
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