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RDBM to his friends

Near as I can figure it, columnist Janice Turner of the Times coined the expression “rainbow dildo butt monkey” and I’m happy to say it stuck. You can click to see this extremely stupid story if you like. I just want to point out that in less than 24 hours, the phrase “rainbow dildo butt monkey” has percolated through the language.

Not just Twitter. A Google Images search of “rainbow dildo butt monkey” will show you exactly these pictures.

I’m confident by tomorrow, if you type “rain…” into Google it will offer you “rainbow dildo butt monkey” as the first suggestion.

Truly, we live in an age of wonders.


Comment from Mitch
Time: July 12, 2021, 7:50 pm

Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey is the perfect symbol for our stupid, stupid times. Just rolls right of the tongue it does. All hail RDBM!

Comment from p2
Time: July 12, 2021, 8:34 pm

Be a great name for a garage grunge band.

Comment from Skandia Recluse
Time: July 12, 2021, 8:36 pm

“Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey” is one of those cultural catchphrases that can never be explained, and will never fade away.

Comment from BJM
Time: July 12, 2021, 11:10 pm

It’s been quite a journey from There…..

Comment from BJM
Time: July 12, 2021, 11:13 pm

…to Here

Have you played the game?

Comment from gebrauschund
Time: July 13, 2021, 3:42 am

I tried a Bing search on the term.

It showed somewhat…uhh…different images.

I am now in desperate need of some eye bleach.

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: July 13, 2021, 12:45 pm

Side bar: Rainbow Butt Monkeys (w/out the “Dildo”) was the original name of an Burlington, Ontario, band now calling themselves Finger Eleven. Wikipedia¹ classify them as “Alternative rock, alternative metal, post-grunge, hard rock, nu metal”.

I had never heard of them before today, and haven’t bothered to listen to them, though I may.

1. I use Wikipedia warily for non-political stuff.

Comment from April
Time: July 13, 2021, 12:55 pm

My hometown gets a mention! I have yet to see RBM in person but will be sure to mention their new found fame if I see them on the street.

I would prefer the music of the home grown band from one town over, Hamilton, Ontarios Teenage Head https://youtu.be/bdKjbTqaMa4

Comment from durnedyankee
Time: July 13, 2021, 1:25 pm

Wonders, yes, and I wonder when such Wonders will finally cease.

Because this isn’t the kind of wonderful world Louie Armstrong was singing about.

Comment from Jon
Time: July 13, 2021, 4:39 pm

No, these are the Interesting Times from the Chinese curse.

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: July 13, 2021, 7:39 pm

I just noticed that the name Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey can be ever so appropriately and conveniently shortened to Randi Bum.

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