We have trailer parks too, you know
They call them caravan parks here, which sounds so much more romantic.
Though I think these guys are mostly city boys. This is a selection of the men locked up in Sussex in July. It was a bumper month, because of the pandemic backload.
Nothing particularly interesting. Drunk driving and sex attacks. Except the first asshole in the article, the Brighton Cat Stabber, a security guard who murdered sixteen cats. May he rot. He got five years, so here’s hoping his cellie is a cat person.
Incidentally, Scotland Yard ultimately decided the Croydon Cat Killer was actually a series of random fox attacks.
Back to our upstanding citizens, number thirteen is amusing, if you overlook the fact it’s a hit and run with serious injuries:
Fenton, aged 40, self-employed, of Lower Waites Lane, Fairlight, ran away from the scene but was later returned by his mother, having changed his footwear. […] he was sentenced to a total of three years and eight months’ imprisonment. But the sentence was appealed, and at the Court of Appeal on Tuesday 6 July, it was increased to five years and three months.
I mostly posted this so you could appreciate their intelligent faces.
August 3, 2021 — 7:19 pm
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Won’t stop raining
If you’re not sure what this is, look for the beak in the lower left corner. It’s a damp Spoon.
I’m not believing this weather. Another miserable, cold, wet, clammy, demoralizing day. I think we might put the heat on tonight, like we did multiple times in June and July.
Summers here aren’t always like this. In fact, most English Summers are beautiful, at least down here in the sunny South.
This blows, though.
August 2, 2021 — 8:00 pm
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