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Trick or treat

A Worthing man has admitted to making more than 1,200 nuisance calls to the NHS in a bid to satisfy his foot fetish. Richard William Cove admitted that he had rung 111 at least 1,263 times over a two year period, at a cost of more than £20,000 to the taxpayer.

Mr Cove, 45, of Boundary Road in Worthing, pretended to be an elderly woman when he called up 111. He would talk about his own height and feet while putting on the voice of an elderly woman, and then ask the 111 call handler to describe their own feet.

The most mysterious of fetishes to me, perhaps because I have ugly feet.

Here’s a word of friendly advice: don’t plug “feet” into a Google Images search, even if you limit the source to Wikimedia. Come to think of it, I guess my feet aren’t that ugly.

Uncle B reminds me someone named LavenderGirl won the Dead Pool. I never in my life heard of Bobby Bowden, but Wikipedia tells me he’s regarded as one of the greatest college football coaches of all time, so I’ll take it. I am not a sports.

Tomorrow, 6WBT, Dead Pool Round 145. Go Seminoles, I guess!

August 12, 2021 — 6:34 pm
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