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I do not want to know how Kohler trained its AI.
Ignorance may not be bliss, but it is less likely to be nauseating.

If the camera could be turned upward, Uncle B. could have titled this Dirty Hairy.

18th century social reformer Jeremy Bentham proposed a prison design called “Panopticon” (“all-seeing”). But I doubt if he thought of seeing this.

Especially if the data feed for this can be hacked, it kind of gives a different meaning for someone being “up in your shit”.

Subotai Bahadur

@Subotai Bahadur — The NSA and GCHQ have been storing all our crap for years. Now, they’ll have to store all our shit crap, too.

Kohler offers residencies to promising artists. That facility was a little west of Sheboygan.
Not sure if it’s still there.

“I Shit Therefore I Am”

Great, another thing for you to worry about.
Did the poo analyzer give me a gold star rating for today’s poop? No? OMG! What’s wrong with me!

What I personally find hilarious is my IT network security working son sent me a cutting text about this very same device, just yesterday, under the heading “What could go wrong”.
This brought up a discussion of Mrs D’s Google Phone and Gemini app, which insists on answering questions no one asked it all on it’s own. In fact it contributed to a conversation we were having about government and immigration, actually ‘correcting’ our misapprehension on part of the topic presumably using Wikipedia as it’s source for correction.

Will the poopalyzer get involved now?
We laughed, Google laughed, the refrigerator laughed, and now the toilet can join in on the fun!

Remember kids, you can’t spell analysis without the word anal.

Something for the coprophiliac in your life?

Japanese market name – Peekapoo.

Let’s face it if they can tell you things about your poop, they can tell you if there’s something wrong with your urine color, and that part of the machine is probably already in the works.