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Round 37: Indian Summer edition

AltBBrown takes the dick with everyone’s favorite Korean, Sun-myung Moon. If you click the link, you’ll find an image of Rev Moon’s body in a big glass display box, which isn’t at all creepy and horrible.

The dicks are flying thick and fast this Summer! I’ll drop Aunty a line and tell her to make more.


0. Rule Zero (AKA Steve’s Rule): your pick has to be living when picked. Also, nobody whose execution date is circled on the calendar. Also, please don’t kill anybody.

1. Pick a celebrity. Any celebrity — though I reserve the right to nix picks I never heard of (I don’t generally follow the Dead Pool threads carefully, so if you’re unsure of your pick, call it to my attention).

2. We start from scratch every time. No matter who you had last time, or who you may have called between rounds, you have to turn up on this very thread and stake your claim.

3. Poaching and other dirty tricks positively encouraged.

4. Your first choice sticks. Don’t just blurt something out, m’kay?

5. It’s up to you to search the thread and make sure your choice is unique. I’m waayyyy too lazy to catch the dupes. Popular picks go fast.

6. The pool stays open until somebody on the list dies. Feel free to jump in any time. Noobs, strangers, drive-bys and one-comment-wonders — all are welcome.

7. If you want your fabulous prize, you have to entrust me with a mailing address. If you don’t want the fabulous prize, you’re too smart to be a regular. It takes me forever to put them in the mail, packages go by slow boat, typically take minimum eight to ten weeks and lose the will to live along the way.

8. The new DeadPool will begin 6pm WBT (Weasel’s Blog Time) the Friday after the last round is concluded.

What do we want? Aunty’s dick! When do we want it? When it gets here!


Comment from Dustoffmom
Time: September 7, 2012, 6:01 pm

staying with Nancy Reagan.

Comment from RushBabe
Time: September 7, 2012, 6:01 pm

The Rev. Billy Graham. No animosity. Strictly for the dick.

Comment from CheshireLion
Time: September 7, 2012, 6:02 pm


Comment from Davem123
Time: September 7, 2012, 6:02 pm

Hugo Chavez for me.

Comment from Mitchell
Time: September 7, 2012, 6:03 pm

Fidel Castro! Kick off already you evil son of a bitch.

Comment from Janna
Time: September 7, 2012, 6:06 pm

Jerry Lewis

Comment from di butler
Time: September 7, 2012, 6:07 pm

Beverly Cleary, children’s author.

Comment from AltBBrown
Time: September 7, 2012, 6:14 pm

Arlen Specter, the PA turncoat.

Comment from Fawn
Time: September 7, 2012, 6:14 pm

Van Cliburn

Comment from Hutch
Time: September 7, 2012, 6:15 pm

Eli Wallach

Comment from P2
Time: September 7, 2012, 6:16 pm

Bob Barker…….Come on dooowwwwwnn!!!

Comment from BJM
Time: September 7, 2012, 6:16 pm

Staying with Phil the Greek aka HRH Prince Philip.

Comment from Gromulin
Time: September 7, 2012, 6:39 pm

Kirk Douglas

Comment from unkawill
Time: September 7, 2012, 6:49 pm

Still sticking with Mickey Rooney

Comment from Eirik
Time: September 7, 2012, 6:53 pm

Robert Mugabe

Comment from Clifford Skridlow
Time: September 7, 2012, 7:00 pm

Pete Seeger, for the dick, please. . .

Comment from nightfly
Time: September 7, 2012, 7:17 pm

Obama’s reelection chances. Oh, wait… Rule Zero. Darn.

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: September 7, 2012, 7:20 pm

Phil Collins again. Not because I want to win, but mostly because I wouldn’t miss him.

Comment from StPatrick
Time: September 7, 2012, 7:22 pm

Fred Phelps. I really hope I win.

Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: September 7, 2012, 7:22 pm

Dang you Cliff.

Now I have to pick out a different target. After three foreigners, I wanted an American, and Seeger is juicy.

But I let myself be diverted for a few minutes. Ah well.

How about: “History’s greatest monster”, Jimmy Carter!

Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: September 7, 2012, 7:32 pm

Oh, and here’s some stats:

The 36 victims to date include

2 Libyans
2 Koreans
1 Saudi Arabian
1 Spaniard
29 Americans

and only 1 Briton. (Not counting Liz Taylor.)

This operation is based in Britain after all… Surely we can hit something short-range?

Comment from Potato Bandit
Time: September 7, 2012, 7:40 pm

Chuck Berry

Comment from mojo
Time: September 7, 2012, 7:57 pm

I wonder: they gonna varnish him once a year, like Lenin?

Rahmbo Emmanuel: he’s in the way of a triumphant retreat to Chicago.

Comment from AltBBrown
Time: September 7, 2012, 7:57 pm

Thanks Rich, for the stats and your pick.

Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: September 7, 2012, 8:01 pm

Chris Matthews. Preferably from an on-air aneurysm after somebody tells the truth about Obama in public. Getting a dick from an exploding dick.

Subotai Bahadur

Comment from unkawill
Time: September 7, 2012, 8:05 pm

St Pat,I really hope you win too!

Comment from Elphaba
Time: September 7, 2012, 8:10 pm

Nancy Pelosi, pppppleeeeaaaassseee! For the love of God and all that is holy.

P.S. Although, I’d be almost as happy if StPatrick wins.

Comment from Montenegro
Time: September 7, 2012, 8:17 pm

One more time Muhammad Ali!!

Comment from Scott Jacobs
Time: September 7, 2012, 8:21 pm

I suspect VP Biden might meet with a very unfortunate accident…

So Uncle Joe for the bespotted dick…

Comment from Deborah
Time: September 7, 2012, 8:34 pm

Mojo—Word on the street is that real estate agents are searching for a suitable habitation in Hawaii. They wanted to build a palace, but now there’s not enough time.

Comment from gebrauchshund
Time: September 7, 2012, 8:35 pm

Mahmoud Amahdinejhad.

I might be a little premature, I’m expecting an October surprise.

Comment from tawny
Time: September 7, 2012, 8:41 pm

Hosni Mubarak since he hasn’t been picked today.

Comment from huerfano
Time: September 7, 2012, 8:48 pm

Dick Durbin just about popped a blood vessel the other day on Fox news, so I’ll go with Dick.

Comment from Mrs Compton
Time: September 7, 2012, 8:59 pm

Maggie Thatcher. Can’t think of anything pithy, I’m on vacations.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: September 7, 2012, 9:04 pm

Abe Vigoda

Comment from HTB
Time: September 7, 2012, 9:10 pm

Roman Polanski. ‘Cause we’re due for one who has it comin’

Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: September 7, 2012, 9:15 pm

Deborah: according to Hillbuzz, the Obamas have their eyes on this $35M estate.

Comment from Stephen Falken
Time: September 7, 2012, 9:24 pm

Louis Farrakhan

Comment from weaselwannabe
Time: September 7, 2012, 9:41 pm

Helen Thomas

Comment from Clifford Skridlow
Time: September 7, 2012, 9:46 pm

Sorry Rich, I flew my largest “rule three” flag above the south tower for a full ten minutes before making the pick. Besides, after seeing the ghastly old phart on tape the other night, your odds for the dick look pretty good.

Comment from m
Time: September 7, 2012, 10:20 pm

Harry Belafonte

Comment from RealMc
Time: September 7, 2012, 10:23 pm

Al Sharpton

Comment from gulliblepratt
Time: September 7, 2012, 10:24 pm

Nelson Mandela

Comment from ZooomZooom
Time: September 7, 2012, 10:24 pm

Jesse Jackson Jr

Comment from thefritz
Time: September 7, 2012, 10:24 pm

I predict AltBBrown will win again since he snagged the choice i had in the bag until i got into it with a liberal in the checkout line at Publix. The fool got so excited he had to be detained by security. Since he hit the lady behind me with a can of peas meant for me, the police kept me for almost an hour taking my statement. I got so excited seeing the Obama lover in handcuffs I completely forgot to rush home and post…oh well, good luck AltBBrown. I’ll stick with Olivia de Havilland

Comment from Armybrat
Time: September 7, 2012, 10:27 pm

Desmond Tutu

Comment from Spad 13
Time: September 7, 2012, 10:32 pm

Bob Schiefer

Comment from Allen
Time: September 7, 2012, 10:41 pm

Sayd Ali Khamenei.

Rumors of his poor health still abound.

Comment from Chooom Chooom
Time: September 7, 2012, 10:42 pm

Drew Peterson……….

I wonder where wife #4 is. With a little luck he will get some jailhouse lovin’

Comment from Ben
Time: September 7, 2012, 10:51 pm

William Shatner

Comment from vince
Time: September 7, 2012, 10:51 pm

Bashar al-Assad – in a terrible accident with hummus

Comment from JeffS
Time: September 7, 2012, 11:28 pm

John Effin’ Kerry, who spent a Christmas in Vietnam, did you know?

For that execrable speech at the DNC, for being a dipshit member of Congress, and especially for his “Winter Soldier” stunts.

He’ll go by choking to death on his magic hat.

Comment from Nina
Time: September 7, 2012, 11:55 pm

When it’s nearly 6 PM TBT (teacher blog time) before I can get to the dead pool, I know all the good’uns are already taken. And I’m way too tired to think of anyone on the bench.

This working for a living has its downsides.

Comment from PatAZ
Time: September 8, 2012, 12:06 am

Bent Bubba Clinton. Between the lies he told the other night and his vegan diet, he’s almost there.

Comment from naleta
Time: September 8, 2012, 12:24 am

Yay! I got here in time to grab Michael Moore, Michigans own Hippo-crit!

Comment from Joan of Argghh!
Time: September 8, 2012, 12:39 am

Dan Rather. Because it’s time for his dirt-nap and join Mike Wallace and Walter Cronkite.

If not Dan, then Chris Matthews. From auto-asphyxiation. With a pic of Bill Clinton in his hand.

Comment from beasn
Time: September 8, 2012, 12:41 am

I feel bad for doing it, but Shirley Temple.

Comment from sandman will resist
Time: September 8, 2012, 12:51 am

Since someone took my traditional a-hole, Jesse Jackass Jackson, Jr., I’ll take Jesse Jackson Sr and throw in Eleanor Clift, that thin lipped, dyspeptic scrunt.

Comment from Cobrakai99
Time: September 8, 2012, 12:51 am

Debbie Wasserman Shultz

Comment from sandman will resist
Time: September 8, 2012, 12:52 am

If Cher kicked it, this would be the Half-Indian Summer, or bummer, as you please…

Comment from Pavel
Time: September 8, 2012, 1:54 am

Herman Wouk.

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: September 8, 2012, 2:05 am

I’ve still got it in for David Rockefeller, age 97, one of the founders of the Trilateral Commission and life-long international mega-bankster.

Comment from 16920502
Time: September 8, 2012, 2:39 am

James Garner

Comment from bigsmarthuman
Time: September 8, 2012, 3:09 am

okay, Harry Reid.

Comment from MrCaniac
Time: September 8, 2012, 3:58 am

I see that Jim Nabors is up for grabs, so Gomer for the dick.

Comment from Timothy S. Carlson
Time: September 8, 2012, 4:11 am

Gary Busey

Comment from catnip
Time: September 8, 2012, 4:22 am

Dale Robertson

Comment from Cindermutha
Time: September 8, 2012, 5:15 am

George Soros. Still hoping

Comment from Oceania
Time: September 8, 2012, 8:04 am

Joel Rosenbaum

Comment from currently
Time: September 8, 2012, 8:21 am

Betty White.

Since she didn’t show up for DNC, must be ill.

Comment from Bill
Time: September 8, 2012, 10:57 am

My pick is academy award winning cinematographer Haskel Wexler.

Comment from Laughing Buddha
Time: September 8, 2012, 12:23 pm

Ronnie Biggs

Comment from platypuss
Time: September 8, 2012, 3:07 pm

Once more with Manuel Noriega.

Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: September 8, 2012, 9:59 pm

Jane Fonda: American, Traitor, Bitch.

Comment from USCitizen
Time: September 8, 2012, 10:10 pm

Ed Asner can’t live forever can he?

I hope not.

Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: September 8, 2012, 10:17 pm

Aw, c’mon, Nina. Lots of good picks left: Ramsey Clark, Noam Chomsky, John Paul Stevens, Silvio Berlusconi, Hugh Hefner, Vanessa Redgrave, Ayman Zawahiri, Irwin Corey, Joan Fontaine and> Olivia DeHavilland, Charlie Sheen, Mullah Omar.

None of those are good picks?

Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: September 8, 2012, 10:25 pm

Chooom Chooom: Drew Peterson

Illinois has no death penalty, alas. And even if we did, it took over ten years to put the needle in John Gacy, who had more corpses in his basement than Mortimer Brewster’s aunts.

Your only hope is that some con shivs him for having been a cop; but he’s sleazy enough to cut a deal with some jail house gang for protection. Or he loses it, and hangs himself in his cell – but he’s too selfish to die one second before he has to.

Comment from Pablo
Time: September 9, 2012, 1:05 am

and only 1 Briton. (Not counting Liz Taylor.)

This operation is based in Britain after all… Surely we can hit something short-range?

How the hell is Stephen Hawking still alive? I’ll take him.

Comment from Oceania
Time: September 9, 2012, 5:09 am

Prince Harry, The Little Ginger Bastard.

Comment from Timothy S. Carlson
Time: September 9, 2012, 7:48 am

No Filipinos on the list? Darn, I should have went with either Gloria Arroyo (former President of PI, current Congresswoman and suffering a LOT of medical issues) or Imelda Marcos (she of ENORMOUS shoe collection infamy – and yes, she is still alive and actually a Congresswoman now – WTF is up with that?). Oh well, next time.

Comment from David Gillies
Time: September 9, 2012, 10:06 am

Gordon Brown, as ever.

Comment from Redd
Time: September 9, 2012, 1:05 pm

So, no one picked Monty? He may not have been human but he was definitely a celebrity.

RIP, little man!

Comment from Bill the Butcher
Time: September 9, 2012, 3:48 pm

Joan Fontaine! But only ’cause somebody got to Olivia first…

Comment from mandel bread
Time: September 9, 2012, 3:57 pm

Al Molinaro

Comment from Nina
Time: September 9, 2012, 4:08 pm

Okay, Okay, Rich, gimme a break–I was tired after a looong day in my cubicle (Okay, classroom. It’s bigger than a cubicle, but I get to share it with 40 ninth graders). I’ll go with Noam Chomsky, because Nim Chimpsky is probably already dead.

Comment from Chooom Chooom
Time: September 9, 2012, 7:34 pm

@ Rich Rostrom September 8, 2012, 10:25 pm

I’ll gladly take the dick how so ever he might be cooled to room temperature…..

quite the deserving lad I think……

Comment from LesterIII
Time: September 9, 2012, 11:10 pm

Hugh Hefner.

He is still in the spirochete infested hell of his increasingly dismal mansion. All his finger licking and diddling of fetid, nasty, and recently out of work ‘actresses’ has GOT to catch up to him soon. And a grotto sized petri dish can’t be good for longevity.

Comment from Oceania
Time: September 10, 2012, 12:28 am

Rumour has it he has myocardial infarction and atrial fibrillar issues.

Comment from Blasphemy
Time: September 10, 2012, 12:40 am

Pope Benedict XVI

Comment from Argentium G. Tiger
Time: September 10, 2012, 1:07 am

Patrick Macnee (English Actor, famous for his roll in the 1961-69 TV series, “The Avengers”.)

Comment from Sockless Joe
Time: September 10, 2012, 2:20 am

gebrauchshund may have something with Ahmadinejad. Probably not a good sign that the Canadians packed up shop suddenly.

I’m gonna go with George H. W. Bush, aka “41”. Hasn’t been looking good lately, and he’s 88 years old.

Comment from AltBBrown
Time: September 10, 2012, 12:08 pm

Kept picking Stephen Hawking for awhile, then kept reading that a new experimental computer/machine had been attached. Started to realize I may be betting my dick on an android puppet.

Comment from AltBBrown
Time: September 10, 2012, 12:18 pm

@Subotai Bahadur
Ma favorite Chrissy pic so far:

Comment from Oceania
Time: September 10, 2012, 12:22 pm

Hmmmmm Prince Harry the Little Ginger Bastard is going to get a Strela up his tail pipe


Comment from J.S.Bridges
Time: September 10, 2012, 4:08 pm

Dang, I am days late this time (temporarily distracted by actually taking a short vacay last week – yay, doin’ nuthin’ for three whole days!! Bored outta my skull after that, came back to work…oh, well), and Larry King is still available?!? So – all those wives (with alimony payments to match?) have gotta get to him sooner or later, right?

Meanwhile, in my (temporary) tardiness, I see that Some Veg is holding up the side on ol’ Insaney Left-Coast Janey Fonda, and if I don’t win, here’s hoping his dick comes in (nothing personal intended, there, of course…)

Comment from Acat
Time: September 10, 2012, 5:33 pm

Hmmm. Durbin the Turban was picked… Hizzoner Rahm too.

Sen. Mark Kirk, then. He’s not well, and is in a tough job, putting up with Durbin.


p.s. look for Rahm to move to the IL supreme court, it’s where unindicted former mayors go…

Comment from Oh Hell
Time: September 11, 2012, 12:48 am

Going for Eric Holder again. Life and the Mexican Drug Cartel has to catch up with him sometime….

Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: September 11, 2012, 3:39 am

Comment from AltBBrown
Time: September 10, 2012, 12:18 pm

боже мой!!! By all that is holy, and a half dozen persons, places, and things I know personally that are not …. that belongs in the lobby at 30 Rock.

Subotai Bahadur

Comment from Mrs Compton
Time: September 11, 2012, 2:54 pm

Morgan Freeman can now say he really is with God.

Comment from Mrs Compton
Time: September 11, 2012, 3:04 pm

Well, poop, never mind, I effing hate the internet some days. Buncha assholes making shit up.

Comment from little, little
Time: September 11, 2012, 8:41 pm

Andy Williams, on Lonely Street.

Comment from xul
Time: September 11, 2012, 11:41 pm

Ray harryhausen

Comment from Oceania
Time: September 12, 2012, 11:59 am

I’ve transferred some Iglas to the Taliban in the hope that they’ll bag a Hairy Harry. They’ll probably miss and back one of your troop transport planes instead.

Although I have noticed that some of your Libyan Crew have meet their fates at the hands of the locals.

Comment from Carl
Time: September 12, 2012, 9:42 pm

Ariel Sharon. It’s about time they pulled the plug on him.

Comment from Carl
Time: September 12, 2012, 9:52 pm

Oceania said … “Prince Harry, The Little Ginger Bastard.”

A lot of people claim that Diana’s lover James Hewitt is his father but Hewitt didn’t meet Diana until Harry was a toddler.

Comment from JC
Time: September 13, 2012, 7:04 pm

Once again with my old buddy Jacques Barzun.

Comment from Oceania
Time: September 15, 2012, 8:20 am

Prince Harry – The Little Ginger Bastard

Comment from chainsaw
Time: September 17, 2012, 10:59 pm


Thinking Michael J Fox may be headed back to the future.


Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: September 23, 2012, 2:17 pm

Oh goody! Even this late I get John David Dingell, Jr. (born July 8, 1926) is the U.S. Representative for Michigan’s 15th congressional district, serving since 1955… the very definition of an old coot.

Comment from Formerly known as Skeptic
Time: September 26, 2012, 1:50 pm

Andy Williams has apparently passed on:

Looks like little, little takes the dick.

Comment from LesterIII
Time: September 26, 2012, 2:14 pm

Apparently bladder cancer leads to a little, little dick.

Comment from Montenegro
Time: September 26, 2012, 2:23 pm

little little wins the big dick!!

Comment from Redd
Time: September 26, 2012, 2:42 pm

So long my huckleberry friend…


Comment from Mija Cat
Time: September 26, 2012, 3:41 pm

Looks like little little takes it.

(I wonder what this means for Charo)


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: September 26, 2012, 3:54 pm

What’s this mean to the Osmonds?
Congrats little, little.

Comment from little, little
Time: September 26, 2012, 9:45 pm

I humbly bow down and accept the dick, though it saddens me that such a fine man on the right side of the aisle has departed us. He apparently had a good sense of humor and appreciated and condoned Limbaugh’s use of his song “Born Free” in parodies of extreme animal rights activists. He was not afraid to offend anyone by stating openly that “Dear Leader” was following Marxist principles. So I raise my dick to you Andy and will visit with you someday on Moon River.

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