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Hugo Chavez

Fidel Castro!

Ha! FOIRSTEST! HUGO CHAZEZ DICK IS MINE!!!!!

CRAP!

Bob Dole

Bonnie Franklin

Damn you Fawn! Mubabe. At this rate Chavez’s bones won’t be sturdy enough to build that footstool I’ve been wanting.

Former Houston Oilers’ coach/NFL player Jack Pardee.

Damn and double damn! Damn! Sigh. Jane Fonda from overuse of a Christmas present that requires batteries and was delivered in a plain brown wrapper.

HA! Having no life paid off!

Nancy Reagan

Close, Lester III, very close…

I’m going with Muhammad ALI once again!!

I’m taking Speaker of the House John Boehner, for purging all conservatives from the House Budget and Finance Committees and setting up to give Obama everything he wants [and then some] while allowing Obama to blame all the bad results on Republicans. Boehner’s goal is to make the Republican Party into part of the Democrats. He thinks Americans will support Leftist Democrat-lite over real Leftist Democrats. How I suspect he will kick off is uncouth enough not to be inflicted on our Gentle Hostess.

Subotai Bahadur

OK all you Chavez poachers and wannabe Chavez poachers:

Erich Priebke!

Take THAT!

That’s Mugabe, as in Robert the Scumbag

AltB you might be a little early on this one:

HOUSTON — Jack Pardee, one of Bear Bryant’s “Junction Boys” who went on to become a five-time All-Pro linebacker and an NFL coach, has been diagnosed with gall bladder cancer and has six to nine months to live, his family said Tuesday.

Francisco Franco!

Oh, wait…

Kirk Douglas

I’m posting for Mrs. Compton. She took 2 Vicodin and won’t be with us again until tomorrow.

Comment from Mrs Compton
Time: December 7, 2012, 6:50 pm

I’m putting in Maggie Thatcher cause I had dental work today, it hurts like hell, I need to go down a few, which I think the Stoat and Badger are doing on our time!!

BTW, Sweasel dearest, while we have your attention, I will gladly forego the obviously problematic dick for an autographed print/copy/Xerox/mimeograph of Hungry Santa.

I denounce AltBBrown for picking some obscure schmuck from national felon league of shiny-buttocked hormone-injected violent nobodies.

My pick: Heinz Kissinger, statesman, nobel prize laureate, war criminal. If anyone ever doubted that the Great Manhattan Unpleasantness in the fall of 2001 included a lot of governmental assistance, the attempted appointment of Old Heinz to the chair of investigative commission is a dead giveaway.

As Oscar was not generous enough to concede on Thanksgiving, I’m trusting Jack will be more in the holiday spirit.

Still going with Carol Channing.

One of us is going to go first.

Chuck Berry

George H W Bush

Jimmy Carter. The old fart has to die sometime. But not of shame, alas.

I’m sticking with Michael Moore. After learning that both Michigans House and Senate passed ‘right to work’ bills, he called for a revolt. My statement when my husband told me was “I thought Michael Moore was already revolting!”
;P

Sza Sza Gabor
No longer No 1
Will someone please tell her. She might die from mortification

Ed Asner.
Please, Santa!! I’ve been ‘sort of’ good this year.

Sweasel, please tell the congregation how were you acquainted with
“Former Houston Oilers’ coach/NFL player Jack Pardee”

Did he design something? were you in the service together? was your grand-grand-grandWeasel a governor of Tejas? How??

Is Heinz Kissinger Amish?

Bat shit crazy John McAfee

Got a new one:

Ex Supreme Court Justice David Souter – who faked his way onto the Court as a supposed conservative, and then turned flaming liberal, and did considerable damage for 19 years. (Did Sununu ever apologize for suggesting him to Bush?)

I am not familiar with that person, Statler and/or Waldorf. I never know any of the sports ones.

Since I usually don’t follow these threads closely (see Rule 1), what I usually do is wait until somebody dies. If I don’t recognize the winning stiff, I throw judging open to the mob. Otherwise, I’d have to disallow sports figures completely.

Question: If the Mayans were right about 2012 and we are all dead in a couple weeks, who wins the Dead Pool? Being an optimist I’ll make my pick for 2013 and take Barack Hussein Obama to die of pneumonia after giving his second inaugural address on a frigid winter day.

fromyourlipstogodsears Falken

Rosalyn Carter

Fred Phelps

Hoping you win, StPatrick_TN…

As several of the good ones have been taken, including Ms. Compton grabbing Maggie and the brawl for Ugo, I’ll pick perennial old coot Ron Paul. Retirement is sometimes very unhealthy.

Mew

p.s. Abe Vigoda is still alive? Wow!

Former Louisiana governor Edwin Edwards. He’s enjoying himself waaaayyyy too much.

I’ll poach Mandela

Heinz Kissinger is not Amish. He is a Turko-Edomite, on his maternal side. For the benefit of his newly acquired American credentials he prefers to be addressed as “Henry”.

I hope that Baraka Hussein Obaba (D-Kogelo) lives to be 94, although given the sketchiness of his credentials, we may never know his actual odometer reading. If we have it bad with marching looter Kong, we ain’t seen nothing yet if BHO bites a big one.

Not to mention: President Joe. He would probably serve 4 terms. So: please do not mention BHO, mmm mmm mmm.

Sen. Lautenberg

Jesse Jackson Jr.

Desmond Tutu

pelosi grins herself to death

Paula Broadwell is looking unwell these days.

And lots of Americans – and their future unborn children!
http://enenews.com/levels-of-iodine-131-spike-to-highest-levels-yet-in-philadelphia-water-supply-almost-double-permissible-limit

No-one has taken the Syrian dictator yet? Then He’s MINE!!

I hearby nominate Bashar al-Assad for a royal dicking.

Thanks thefritz!

No one had Ed Cassidy?

RIP Ed!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfyFUxa9LbQ

The volunteer South Korean diplomat, Jill Kelley. She is getting ready to spill her guts and methinks someone is not going to be too pleased about that. In fact, many someones.

William Shatner

I’m going to be a dick for the dick – Clint Eastwood.

None of my possible Filipino picks are cooperating.

Drats, waaay late to the party tonite, and 41 has been picked so I’ll go with Phil the Greek, HRH Prince Philip…it occurs to me that Bonny Prince Charlie is getting a little long in the tooth and maybe one should hedge one’s bets.

I’LL take the Pope, former Cardinal Batzenbelfreeinger for the dick…

Betty White

I get to pick her again – just in time.

James Earl Jones

May the gorse be in you.

A Brief History of Time author Stephen Hawking
He has outlived his prognosis by a couple of decades.

Rose Marie – I’m coming after thee.

I kept picking Stephen Hawking, but the more I read/saw slowly lead me to believe he’s evolving into a Dalek.

In case anyone’s interested, Zazzle’s got a coupla different codes for Christmas discounts. Picked up some Sweasel cards and got 50% off.

Darn! So late. Ronnie Biggs.

Alex Karras died back in Oct. Did anyone even mention him?

Thanks fer the custom, AltB. Yeah, Zazzle is running big promotions all month . I’m such a reluctant capitalist, I was embarrassed to mention it.

Let’s see, today’s promo is “40% OFF T-Shirts & Ornaments + 15% OFF Everything Else!” promo code DAILYDEALS11

AltBB – now I’m going to have to either commit horrible art or hope S. Weasel will do a “separated at birth” .. Davros and Steven Hawking…

The similarity is creeeepy!

Mew

Barney Frank

Pete Seeger

Can’t believe I am this late & still got him. Must have scared off the interlopers.

What’s the worst that could happen, Mija Cat?
Give it shot.

Bob Barker

Ramsey Clark until Auntie runs out of dick.

David “Mr. Moneybags full of other people’s money” Rockefeller.

Ariel Sharon

South Korean Rapper PSY.

Assad…soon to be former DICKtator in syria….

guvnah jerry brown (D umshit) CA.

Dang it I missed the start and all the good’ins is took!!

cept…..the Rev Al Sharpton….for the dick.

dear Egypt….Mohammed Morsi would be no big loss all things considered.

Send him to gadhafi, he needs a spades partner.

Karl Rove

hmmmmmmm…………..

I forgot ole Charlie was still kicking……

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhE-F8Zw-3o

I should be able to retrospectively claim that nurse!
Or is Sweasle going to remove suicide as a criteria?

You look away for a few minutes and everything changes. Missed Hugo AGAIN! I’ll take that Lohan woman. She can’t be long for this world.

Gordon Brown, may he rot.

Speaking of Bonnie Prince Charlie and BJM was: I watched a short clip of his comments about the upcoming royal baby. I didn’t understand a word he said. What was he speaking anyway; the king’s English?

Joey Biden, of too much skanky biker chick.

Hugo’s cancer is back! Best of luck, thefritz.

No had Sir Patrick Moore? RIP , sad news.

Sad news indeed. I was a fan.

Today’s Zazzle promotion: 40% off t-shirts and posters. Promo code DAILYDEALS12

Nelson Mandela is in the hospital….

Anyone have him in the pool yet?

Round 43 is getting set to be a real horse race!

Oh good! Hugh Hefner is due from a Viagra overdose and puny exertion in the revolving bed of playboy partners. Go, Hugh! Really! Please go!

Phil Collins, because all the good ones are already tooked.

Micky Rooney, since my usualy favorite of Mugabe was taken a long while ago.

Paul Holmes

Anna Wing. I don’t really have anything against her – how could you dislike someone who wrote a biography of Gummo Marx?

dave chappelle.

Drat and double-drat! Go outta town for the weekend, and miss all the action…

SomeVeg having once again beaten my late-appearing arse to Insaney Janey Fonda, the Red You’d Most Like To Behead, I’ll have to settle for Plan B, and go with Larry King (who, oddly enough, no one else seems to have gotten to yet), and hope that the pressure of all those ex-wives will finally do the trick. C’mon, Lar – that supply of bow-ties can’t last forever…

Mikhail Kalashnikov. Probably in his sleep, unfortunately.

Platypuss – reports are that the hospitalized Nelson Mandela has stopped talking. It’s about time! Good luck.

Olivia de Havilland!!!!!!

Bummer, not quick enough to nab lardass Michael Moore (so to speak).

I’ll go with that other fat-obsessed Michael–Manhattan’s very own Nanny Bloomberg.

Abe Vigoda!

Also reported that Nelson Mandela is a Communist, even though he claimed not to be. Surprise, surprise!

Get it right: Mandela (& his murderous & evil wife) are marxists. There’ve been (& still are) varoius flavours of Christian & Jewish communists, none of whom counselled wanton murder in the pursuit of envy.

Gwenyth Paltrow, please dear G-d rid us of this rude woman with a fascination for dead babies.

may his feet, and the rest of him, be kept in the ground while he’s reaching for the stars…. Casey Kasem….

Also reported that Nelson Mandela is a Communist, even though he claimed not to be. Surprise, surprise!

I suppose, next you are going to expect me to believe that Obama is a socialist!

More money for the Davros conquest, compliments of his minion in the present continuum…
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/dec/10/stephen-hawking-physics-prize

Abe Vigoda kicked the bucket, and I was gonna poach him this week too.

Chris Christy, in a horrible accident involving a snow cone and a gerbil…..

Should you want to know the odds, based on actuarial tables, of winning the Dead Pool .. and if you can understand Perl enough to run a script, here you go….

http://blog.xkcd.com/2012/07/12/a-morbid-python-script/ …

Mew

No one had Ravi Shankar? 92yo – prime candidate.

Rest in peace, Mr. Shankar.

Oh, and Abe Vigoda is _still_ alive. Then again, he may have been plasticized and animated via the Disney geniuses.

You can check Abe’s status here =>> http://www.abevigoda.com/

Oh, dear. Catch this charming video of Shankar performing with his daughter.

I was hoaxed, hoaxed I tell ya!

Never mind, it appears that Abe is indeed alive.

Since Bob Barker is taken, I’ll say Bob Dorough.

o/~Threeeeee…is a magic number…~\o

That is awful about Ravi Shankar.
The old gent is gone but Ragas in Minor Scale remain forever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugIbmTKrcHc

Somebody PLEASE freaking pick the Marxist Harry Belafonte.

or just let him farking DIE. perhaps with sean penn in a fiery plane crash on his way back from cuba with hugo and all the “Fidel” clan on board as a bonus package.

hillary rodham clinton

Harry Belafonte

Thank you “JustMe” :o)

😮 🙂

Who was the guy who died again? I go to check the Dead Pool after seeing Deborah Raffin has died, and it’s chock-full of happy possibilities/wishful thinking.

My pick could be either of those. It’s John Dingell, D-ouchebag) of exhaustion, from “trying to control the people” and being as old as da erf.

If you missed his comment regarding ObamaCare:

“Let me remind you this has been going on for years. We are bringing it to a halt. The harsh fact of the matter is when you’re going to pass legislation that will cover 300 American people in different ways it takes a long time to do the necessary administrative steps that have to be taken to put the legislation together to control the people.” —

Hawaii Sen. Daniel K. Inouye, the Senate’s most senior Democrat, died Monday from respiratory complications. He was 88.

and nobody had him……..

the beat goes on………..

Al Molinaro

Judge Bob Bork…..

while invoking rule 3. Poaching and other dirty tricks positively encouraged.

specifically the other dirty tricks positively encouraged part.

Time of death vs. time of post?

admittedly suspect!! guilty as charged!! but ya can’t blame me for tryin’.

Comment from AltBBrown
Time: December 19, 2012, 3:15 pm

Time of death vs. time of post?

and don’t want a dick via dishonesty….

The game goes on……..!!

Oh, the darkness of the abyss of men’s souls – especially in the lust for dick…

“Bork! Bork bork bork…” – Swedish Chef

Rest in peace, Judge Bork.

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/336020/judge-bork-has-died-andrew-c-mccarthy

Christopher Lee

Smedly, Christopher Lee is not allowed to die until they wrap principal photography on the .. third? .. Hobbit film.

Not that Saruman has a role in The Hobbit, I think he’s mentioned in passing one time at most, but .. yeah.

Mew

JACK KLUGMAN!!

Nope, sorry, passed aready 🙁

Rest in peace, Mr. Klugman.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_OBIT_KLUGMAN

@ Mija Cat: Saruman did show up in the first Hobbit movie, even if it was just for a few sentences. I enjoyed the film when I saw it with my son, his wife, and my granddaughter.

CHARLES DURNING!!

Ah, damn. Another late hit 🙁

Rest in peace, Mr. Durning.

You know, if this keeps up, there won’t be anyone left except for the old standards in the next round. They’re dropping like flies, I tells ya!

Are the estate taxes going up in 2013? I swear this is some type of tax dodge.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/12/25/durning-king-character-actors-dies-in-ny/

i hope HW holds on until re-Anointing day…

the dueling headlines could potentially be humorous.

read my lips: No New Presidents – only Emperors from here on out. All hail Teh One!

anyway since it looks like Nanny 1 is next in line for Dick – i’ll go with Hank Heimlich

Gerry Anderson, anyone? Anyone?

Too late. Thunderbirds Are GO!

Rest in peace, Mr. Anderson.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-20845407

nothing against Nanny 1 …. but….

not GHWB….not GHWB…. not GHWB….not GHWB…. not GHWB….not GHWB….

Stormin Norman Schwarzkopf…..

RIP.

Dropping like flies, I tell you. Flies. Those big black ones that buzz against your window until you find a whole bunch of them legs up and dead one sunny morning.

Rest in peace, General Schwarzkopf. And thank you for your service to the country. Too bad no one was clairvoyant enough to pick you for the dick.

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/ap-source-retired-gen-norman-schwarzkopf-dies

Dear Just Me,

Oh, man, I hope you win (with your first pick). Hope hope hope. *snicker*

@naleta – I was referring to the book ..

There are a number of subtle laugh lines in the “Lord Of The Rings” movies, for instance Frodo or Sam saying “We’re not even supposed to be here!” at Osgiliath with Faramir.. a city that – in the books – they were never taken to.

Christopher Lee is still forbidden to die.

Mew

Geez!
No one had or tried to have Patti Page?

@ Mija Cat I agree. Christopher Lee can NOT die. One of us who never wins should pick him for the next pool to protect him.

the fritz……..

me thinks you are about to get Dicked……

Just a curious note:

Stephen Hawking is 71, today…..

And yet, no one has him in the death pool!

C’mon, Somebody on this list… DIE, ALREADY !!! I’m lookin’ at you, Hugo….

there’s a very good chance Hugo is already dead. Those communist fucks are gonna screw me out of my third dick so they can install Maduro. I hate communists.

Comment from thefritz
Time: January 13, 2013, 10:14 pm

there’s a very good chance Hugo is already dead. Those communist fucks are gonna screw me out of my third dick so they can install Maduro. I hate communists.

.
Don’t you think that, at some point, you’ve had enough dick? Wouldn’t it be more fair if you shared some dick with the rest of us? Are you going to consume all that dick or are you going to redistribute some of it?

What’s the old saying?…”you can never be too rich, too thin or have to much dick…”
Redistribution is for commoners.
I fancy myself a Royal dick, thus it’s all mine.
Hurry up and die Hugo.

Luise Rainer, 103 years old. I picked her back in December, but it appears my pick was memory holed.

Did anyone have Dear Abby?

http://news-briefs.ew.com/2013/01/17/dear-abby-dies/

It appears she’s shuffled off … perhaps she’ll get a new gig answering prayers or somesuch.

Mew

Nope! Ha! Ha! Ha!

I mean, not for Abby. Sorry, Abby.

Stan Musial was 92, & nobody picked him.

Great Googlymooglies… nobody had Conrad Bain (TV and stage actor,Maude,Diff’rent Strokes) either? We collectively suck at picking folks that are going to kick it.

I think he was the only one who was not arrested on that show. 🙂

Hmmmm

Someone should snap up Burt Reynolds……whilst stable he could take a turn for the worst at his age…in short order.

Check out the first comment. I’m ready for my dick.
http://www.breitbart.com/system/wire/CNG—676e230ecc74e5893b0c73aefacdbf23—c81

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/barbara-walters-chicken-pox/story?id=18334962

Barbara Walters, who hasn’t been a spring chicken in my memory, has the pox.

At her age, this carries the risk of quite a few complications… just puttin’ it out there in case The Fritz does win and we get a new round soon.

Mew

Ron Jeremy is my pick (sadly)

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/01/30/ron-jeremy-in-critical-condition-needs-surgery-report-says/

Another potential prick (erm .. pick) .. for the next go’round.

Mew

Ed Koch for the win? What, not yet? Ok, I’ll wait a while longer.

Do believe Oceania got it w/ Paul Holmes.

Former Mayor Koch has slipped the coil. drew458 slips in at the last minute for a win. You may collect your dick at the window. (Sorry, Weezie. I couldn’t resist.)

OMG. I feel … guilty.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/02/nyregion/edward-i-koch-ex-mayor-of-new-york-dies.html?hp&_r=2&

So long, mayor Koch.

Mew

I’m afraid, AltBBrown, what Oceania would do with spotted dick.

Mew

I’m hoping his webcam doesn’t get infected, acat.