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Round 43: somebunny’s getting dick for Christmas!

Shit! Sorry I’m late — I thought I hit post!

AltBBrown takes Round 42 and the dick with Oscar Niemeyer. Designed the UN Building in New York, Niemeyer did. Which is like a public housing project next to a slightly curved thing. So now you know why he was famous.

Deep breath. Here we go!

0. Rule Zero (AKA Steve’s Rule): your pick has to be living when picked. Also, nobody whose execution date is circled on the calendar. Also, please don’t kill anybody.

1. Pick a celebrity. Any celebrity — though I reserve the right to nix picks I never heard of (I don’t generally follow the Dead Pool threads carefully, so if you’re unsure of your pick, call it to my attention).

2. We start from scratch every time. No matter who you had last time, or who you may have called between rounds, you have to turn up on this very thread and stake your claim.

3. Poaching and other dirty tricks positively encouraged.

4. Your first choice sticks. Don’t just blurt something out, m’kay?

5. It’s up to you to search the thread and make sure your choice is unique. I’m waayyyy too lazy to catch the dupes. Popular picks go fast.

6. The pool stays open until somebody on the list dies. Feel free to jump in any time. Noobs, strangers, drive-bys and one-comment-wonders — all are welcome.

7. If you want your fabulous prize, you have to entrust me with a mailing address. If you don’t want the fabulous prize, you’re too smart to be a regular. It takes me forever to put them in the mail, packages go by slow boat, typically take minimum eight to ten weeks and lose the will to live along the way.

8. The new DeadPool will begin 6pm WBT (Weasel’s Blog Time) the Friday after the last round is concluded.

The prize? Still a fabulous two-pack of Aunty’s Spotted Dick…!

Comments


Comment from thefritz
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:09 pm

hugo chavez


Comment from steve
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:09 pm

Hugo Chavez


Comment from Pablo
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:10 pm

Fidel Castro!


Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:10 pm

Ha! FOIRSTEST! HUGO CHAZEZ DICK IS MINE!!!!!


Comment from steve
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:10 pm

CRAP!


Comment from Hutch
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:10 pm

Bob Dole


Comment from Fawn
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:11 pm

Bonnie Franklin


Comment from LesterIII
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:11 pm

Damn you Fawn! Mubabe. At this rate Chavez’s bones won’t be sturdy enough to build that footstool I’ve been wanting.


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:12 pm

Former Houston Oilers’ coach/NFL player Jack Pardee.


Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:12 pm

Damn and double damn! Damn! Sigh. Jane Fonda from overuse of a Christmas present that requires batteries and was delivered in a plain brown wrapper.


Comment from thefritz
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:12 pm

HA! Having no life paid off!


Comment from Dustoffmom
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:12 pm

Nancy Reagan


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:14 pm

Close, Lester III, very close…


Comment from Montenegro
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:14 pm

I’m going with Muhammad ALI once again!!


Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:15 pm

I’m taking Speaker of the House John Boehner, for purging all conservatives from the House Budget and Finance Committees and setting up to give Obama everything he wants [and then some] while allowing Obama to blame all the bad results on Republicans. Boehner’s goal is to make the Republican Party into part of the Democrats. He thinks Americans will support Leftist Democrat-lite over real Leftist Democrats. How I suspect he will kick off is uncouth enough not to be inflicted on our Gentle Hostess.

Subotai Bahadur


Comment from steve
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:15 pm

OK all you Chavez poachers and wannabe Chavez poachers:

Erich Priebke!

Take THAT!


Comment from LesterIII
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:15 pm

That’s Mugabe, as in Robert the Scumbag


Comment from thefritz
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:15 pm

AltB you might be a little early on this one:

HOUSTON — Jack Pardee, one of Bear Bryant’s “Junction Boys” who went on to become a five-time All-Pro linebacker and an NFL coach, has been diagnosed with gall bladder cancer and has six to nine months to live, his family said Tuesday.


Comment from mojo
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:18 pm

Francisco Franco!

Oh, wait…


Comment from Gromulin
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:20 pm

Kirk Douglas


Comment from thefritz
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:20 pm

I’m posting for Mrs. Compton. She took 2 Vicodin and won’t be with us again until tomorrow.

Comment from Mrs Compton
Time: December 7, 2012, 6:50 pm

I’m putting in Maggie Thatcher cause I had dental work today, it hurts like hell, I need to go down a few, which I think the Stoat and Badger are doing on our time!!


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:23 pm

BTW, Sweasel dearest, while we have your attention, I will gladly forego the obviously problematic dick for an autographed print/copy/Xerox/mimeograph of Hungry Santa.


Comment from Sporadic Small Arms Fire
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:27 pm

I denounce AltBBrown for picking some obscure schmuck from national felon league of shiny-buttocked hormone-injected violent nobodies.

My pick: Heinz Kissinger, statesman, nobel prize laureate, war criminal. If anyone ever doubted that the Great Manhattan Unpleasantness in the fall of 2001 included a lot of governmental assistance, the attempted appointment of Old Heinz to the chair of investigative commission is a dead giveaway.


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:27 pm

As Oscar was not generous enough to concede on Thanksgiving, I’m trusting Jack will be more in the holiday spirit.


Comment from dissent555
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:38 pm

Still going with Carol Channing.

One of us is going to go first.


Comment from Thursby
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:47 pm

Chuck Berry


Comment from Nanny 1
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:51 pm

George H W Bush


Comment from JeffS
Time: December 7, 2012, 8:10 pm

Jimmy Carter. The old fart has to die sometime. But not of shame, alas.


Comment from naleta
Time: December 7, 2012, 8:10 pm

I’m sticking with Michael Moore. After learning that both Michigans House and Senate passed ‘right to work’ bills, he called for a revolt. My statement when my husband told me was “I thought Michael Moore was already revolting!”
;P


Comment from Anonymous
Time: December 7, 2012, 8:34 pm

Sza Sza Gabor
No longer No 1
Will someone please tell her. She might die from mortification


Comment from Janna
Time: December 7, 2012, 8:36 pm

Ed Asner.
Please, Santa!! I’ve been ‘sort of’ good this year.


Comment from Statler & Waldorf, LLC
Time: December 7, 2012, 9:03 pm

Sweasel, please tell the congregation how were you acquainted with
“Former Houston Oilers’ coach/NFL player Jack Pardee”

Did he design something? were you in the service together? was your grand-grand-grandWeasel a governor of Tejas? How??


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: December 7, 2012, 9:05 pm

Is Heinz Kissinger Amish?


Comment from CheshireLion
Time: December 7, 2012, 9:11 pm

Bat shit crazy John McAfee


Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: December 7, 2012, 9:22 pm

Got a new one:

Ex Supreme Court Justice David Souter – who faked his way onto the Court as a supposed conservative, and then turned flaming liberal, and did considerable damage for 19 years. (Did Sununu ever apologize for suggesting him to Bush?)


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 7, 2012, 9:30 pm

I am not familiar with that person, Statler and/or Waldorf. I never know any of the sports ones.

Since I usually don’t follow these threads closely (see Rule 1), what I usually do is wait until somebody dies. If I don’t recognize the winning stiff, I throw judging open to the mob. Otherwise, I’d have to disallow sports figures completely.


Comment from Stephen Falken
Time: December 7, 2012, 9:31 pm

Question: If the Mayans were right about 2012 and we are all dead in a couple weeks, who wins the Dead Pool? Being an optimist I’ll make my pick for 2013 and take Barack Hussein Obama to die of pneumonia after giving his second inaugural address on a frigid winter day.


Comment from thefritz
Time: December 7, 2012, 9:38 pm

fromyourlipstogodsears Falken


Comment from Michael
Time: December 7, 2012, 9:51 pm

Rosalyn Carter


Comment from StPatrick_TN
Time: December 7, 2012, 10:06 pm

Fred Phelps


Comment from Mija Cat
Time: December 7, 2012, 10:19 pm

Hoping you win, StPatrick_TN…

As several of the good ones have been taken, including Ms. Compton grabbing Maggie and the brawl for Ugo, I’ll pick perennial old coot Ron Paul. Retirement is sometimes very unhealthy.

Mew

p.s. Abe Vigoda is still alive? Wow!


Comment from Tibby
Time: December 7, 2012, 10:20 pm

Former Louisiana governor Edwin Edwards. He’s enjoying himself waaaayyyy too much.


Comment from platypuss
Time: December 7, 2012, 10:20 pm

I’ll poach Mandela


Comment from Sporadic Small Arms Fire
Time: December 7, 2012, 10:33 pm

Heinz Kissinger is not Amish. He is a Turko-Edomite, on his maternal side. For the benefit of his newly acquired American credentials he prefers to be addressed as “Henry”.

I hope that Baraka Hussein Obaba (D-Kogelo) lives to be 94, although given the sketchiness of his credentials, we may never know his actual odometer reading. If we have it bad with marching looter Kong, we ain’t seen nothing yet if BHO bites a big one.

Not to mention: President Joe. He would probably serve 4 terms. So: please do not mention BHO, mmm mmm mmm.


Comment from Anonymous
Time: December 7, 2012, 10:54 pm

Sen. Lautenberg


Comment from Spad13
Time: December 7, 2012, 11:20 pm

Jesse Jackson Jr.


Comment from Armybrat
Time: December 7, 2012, 11:50 pm

Desmond Tutu


Comment from Vince
Time: December 7, 2012, 11:54 pm

pelosi grins herself to death


Comment from Oceania
Time: December 8, 2012, 12:05 am

Paula Broadwell is looking unwell these days.


Comment from Oceania
Time: December 8, 2012, 12:07 am

And lots of Americans – and their future unborn children!
http://enenews.com/levels-of-iodine-131-spike-to-highest-levels-yet-in-philadelphia-water-supply-almost-double-permissible-limit


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: December 8, 2012, 12:20 am

No-one has taken the Syrian dictator yet? Then He’s MINE!!

I hearby nominate Bashar al-Assad for a royal dicking.


Comment from Mrs Compton
Time: December 8, 2012, 12:56 am

Thanks thefritz!


Comment from steve
Time: December 8, 2012, 12:59 am

No one had Ed Cassidy?

RIP Ed!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfyFUxa9LbQ


Comment from PatAZ
Time: December 8, 2012, 1:35 am

The volunteer South Korean diplomat, Jill Kelley. She is getting ready to spill her guts and methinks someone is not going to be too pleased about that. In fact, many someones.


Comment from Ben
Time: December 8, 2012, 3:39 am

William Shatner


Comment from Timothy S. Carlson
Time: December 8, 2012, 3:49 am

I’m going to be a dick for the dick – Clint Eastwood.

None of my possible Filipino picks are cooperating.


Comment from BJM2009
Time: December 8, 2012, 4:47 am

Drats, waaay late to the party tonite, and 41 has been picked so I’ll go with Phil the Greek, HRH Prince Philip…it occurs to me that Bonny Prince Charlie is getting a little long in the tooth and maybe one should hedge one’s bets.


Comment from sandman will resist
Time: December 8, 2012, 6:54 am

I’LL take the Pope, former Cardinal Batzenbelfreeinger for the dick…


Comment from currently
Time: December 8, 2012, 7:21 am

Betty White

I get to pick her again – just in time.


Comment from spunkus
Time: December 8, 2012, 7:32 am

James Earl Jones

May the gorse be in you.


Comment from unkawill
Time: December 8, 2012, 7:44 am

A Brief History of Time author Stephen Hawking
He has outlived his prognosis by a couple of decades.


Comment from grim reaper
Time: December 8, 2012, 7:51 am

Rose Marie – I’m coming after thee.


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: December 8, 2012, 11:11 am

I kept picking Stephen Hawking, but the more I read/saw slowly lead me to believe he’s evolving into a Dalek.


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: December 8, 2012, 11:54 am

In case anyone’s interested, Zazzle’s got a coupla different codes for Christmas discounts. Picked up some Sweasel cards and got 50% off.


Comment from Laughing Buddha
Time: December 8, 2012, 12:29 pm

Darn! So late. Ronnie Biggs.


Comment from Redd
Time: December 8, 2012, 1:44 pm

Alex Karras died back in Oct. Did anyone even mention him?


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 8, 2012, 1:53 pm

Thanks fer the custom, AltB. Yeah, Zazzle is running big promotions all month . I’m such a reluctant capitalist, I was embarrassed to mention it.

Let’s see, today’s promo is “40% OFF T-Shirts & Ornaments + 15% OFF Everything Else!” promo code DAILYDEALS11


Comment from Mija Cat
Time: December 8, 2012, 2:13 pm

AltBB – now I’m going to have to either commit horrible art or hope S. Weasel will do a “separated at birth” .. Davros and Steven Hawking…

The similarity is creeeepy!

Mew


Comment from cobrakai99
Time: December 8, 2012, 2:31 pm

Barney Frank


Comment from Bigsmarthuman
Time: December 8, 2012, 3:17 pm

Pete Seeger

Can’t believe I am this late & still got him. Must have scared off the interlopers.


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: December 8, 2012, 3:26 pm

What’s the worst that could happen, Mija Cat?
Give it shot.


Comment from Argentium G. Tiger
Time: December 8, 2012, 3:30 pm

Bob Barker


Comment from Mr. Dave
Time: December 8, 2012, 3:37 pm

Ramsey Clark until Auntie runs out of dick.


Comment from Uncle Al
Time: December 8, 2012, 4:26 pm

David “Mr. Moneybags full of other people’s money” Rockefeller.


Comment from Carl
Time: December 8, 2012, 6:00 pm

Ariel Sharon


Comment from Chooom Chooom
Time: December 8, 2012, 6:15 pm

South Korean Rapper PSY.


Comment from chainsaw
Time: December 8, 2012, 6:16 pm

Assad…soon to be former DICKtator in syria….


Comment from ZooomZooom
Time: December 8, 2012, 6:17 pm

guvnah jerry brown (D umshit) CA.


Comment from RealMc
Time: December 8, 2012, 6:18 pm

Dang it I missed the start and all the good’ins is took!!

cept…..the Rev Al Sharpton….for the dick.


Comment from zimmermanfan
Time: December 8, 2012, 6:21 pm

dear Egypt….Mohammed Morsi would be no big loss all things considered.

Send him to gadhafi, he needs a spades partner.


Comment from AmericanGypsea
Time: December 8, 2012, 8:15 pm

Karl Rove


Comment from RealMc
Time: December 8, 2012, 9:48 pm

hmmmmmmm…………..

I forgot ole Charlie was still kicking……

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhE-F8Zw-3o


Comment from Oceania
Time: December 8, 2012, 11:01 pm

I should be able to retrospectively claim that nurse!
Or is Sweasle going to remove suicide as a criteria?


Comment from Davem123
Time: December 8, 2012, 11:19 pm

You look away for a few minutes and everything changes. Missed Hugo AGAIN! I’ll take that Lohan woman. She can’t be long for this world.


Comment from David Gillies
Time: December 8, 2012, 11:21 pm

Gordon Brown, may he rot.


Comment from PatAZ
Time: December 8, 2012, 11:24 pm

Speaking of Bonnie Prince Charlie and BJM was: I watched a short clip of his comments about the upcoming royal baby. I didn’t understand a word he said. What was he speaking anyway; the king’s English?


Comment from Elphaba
Time: December 9, 2012, 2:51 am

Joey Biden, of too much skanky biker chick.


Comment from Pablo
Time: December 9, 2012, 5:32 am

Hugo’s cancer is back! Best of luck, thefritz.


Comment from tawny
Time: December 9, 2012, 1:31 pm

No had Sir Patrick Moore? RIP , sad news.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 9, 2012, 2:02 pm

Sad news indeed. I was a fan.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 9, 2012, 2:17 pm

Today’s Zazzle promotion: 40% off t-shirts and posters. Promo code DAILYDEALS12


Comment from Anonymous
Time: December 9, 2012, 3:04 pm

Nelson Mandela is in the hospital….

Anyone have him in the pool yet?

Round 43 is getting set to be a real horse race!


Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: December 9, 2012, 3:22 pm

Oh good! Hugh Hefner is due from a Viagra overdose and puny exertion in the revolving bed of playboy partners. Go, Hugh! Really! Please go!


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: December 9, 2012, 7:08 pm

Phil Collins, because all the good ones are already tooked.


Comment from eirik
Time: December 10, 2012, 1:19 am

Micky Rooney, since my usualy favorite of Mugabe was taken a long while ago.


Comment from Oceania
Time: December 10, 2012, 1:38 am

Paul Holmes


Comment from Justin Credible
Time: December 10, 2012, 4:09 am

Anna Wing. I don’t really have anything against her – how could you dislike someone who wrote a biography of Gummo Marx?


Comment from rogomu
Time: December 10, 2012, 4:54 am

dave chappelle.


Comment from J.S.Bridges
Time: December 10, 2012, 7:04 am

Drat and double-drat! Go outta town for the weekend, and miss all the action…

SomeVeg having once again beaten my late-appearing arse to Insaney Janey Fonda, the Red You’d Most Like To Behead, I’ll have to settle for Plan B, and go with Larry King (who, oddly enough, no one else seems to have gotten to yet), and hope that the pressure of all those ex-wives will finally do the trick. C’mon, Lar – that supply of bow-ties can’t last forever…


Comment from Amiable Dorsai
Time: December 10, 2012, 11:17 am

Mikhail Kalashnikov. Probably in his sleep, unfortunately.


Comment from Uncle Al
Time: December 10, 2012, 12:44 pm

Platypuss – reports are that the hospitalized Nelson Mandela has stopped talking. It’s about time! Good luck.


Comment from Bill the Butcher
Time: December 10, 2012, 2:50 pm

Olivia de Havilland!!!!!!


Comment from stina
Time: December 10, 2012, 8:52 pm

Bummer, not quick enough to nab lardass Michael Moore (so to speak).

I’ll go with that other fat-obsessed Michael–Manhattan’s very own Nanny Bloomberg.


Comment from Looking Glass
Time: December 10, 2012, 10:19 pm

Abe Vigoda!


Comment from PatAZ
Time: December 11, 2012, 1:10 am

Also reported that Nelson Mandela is a Communist, even though he claimed not to be. Surprise, surprise!


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: December 11, 2012, 2:45 am

Get it right: Mandela (& his murderous & evil wife) are marxists. There’ve been (& still are) varoius flavours of Christian & Jewish communists, none of whom counselled wanton murder in the pursuit of envy.


Comment from Nora
Time: December 11, 2012, 4:41 am

Gwenyth Paltrow, please dear G-d rid us of this rude woman with a fascination for dead babies.


Comment from p2
Time: December 11, 2012, 5:28 am

may his feet, and the rest of him, be kept in the ground while he’s reaching for the stars…. Casey Kasem….


Comment from Anonymous
Time: December 11, 2012, 3:33 pm

Also reported that Nelson Mandela is a Communist, even though he claimed not to be. Surprise, surprise!

I suppose, next you are going to expect me to believe that Obama is a socialist!


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: December 11, 2012, 11:00 pm

More money for the Davros conquest, compliments of his minion in the present continuum…
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/dec/10/stephen-hawking-physics-prize


Comment from BJM2009
Time: December 12, 2012, 1:15 am

Abe Vigoda kicked the bucket, and I was gonna poach him this week too.


Comment from Oh Hell
Time: December 12, 2012, 2:04 am

Chris Christy, in a horrible accident involving a snow cone and a gerbil…..


Comment from Mija Cat
Time: December 12, 2012, 2:48 am

Should you want to know the odds, based on actuarial tables, of winning the Dead Pool .. and if you can understand Perl enough to run a script, here you go….

http://blog.xkcd.com/2012/07/12/a-morbid-python-script/

Mew


Comment from Timothy S. Carlson
Time: December 12, 2012, 6:31 am

No one had Ravi Shankar? 92yo – prime candidate.

Rest in peace, Mr. Shankar.


Comment from Timothy S. Carlson
Time: December 12, 2012, 6:36 am

Oh, and Abe Vigoda is _still_ alive. Then again, he may have been plasticized and animated via the Disney geniuses.

You can check Abe’s status here =>> http://www.abevigoda.com/


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 12, 2012, 1:54 pm

Oh, dear. Catch this charming video of Shankar performing with his daughter.


Comment from BJM2009
Time: December 12, 2012, 7:23 pm

I was hoaxed, hoaxed I tell ya!

Never mind, it appears that Abe is indeed alive.


Comment from Blake
Time: December 12, 2012, 10:10 pm

Since Bob Barker is taken, I’ll say Bob Dorough.

o/~Threeeeee…is a magic number…~\o


Comment from Sporadic Small Arms Fire
Time: December 13, 2012, 2:34 am

That is awful about Ravi Shankar.
The old gent is gone but Ragas in Minor Scale remain forever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugIbmTKrcHc


Comment from RealMc
Time: December 13, 2012, 9:55 pm

Somebody PLEASE freaking pick the Marxist Harry Belafonte.

or just let him farking DIE. perhaps with sean penn in a fiery plane crash on his way back from cuba with hugo and all the “Fidel” clan on board as a bonus package.


Comment from JustMe
Time: December 14, 2012, 1:17 am

hillary rodham clinton


Comment from JustMe
Time: December 14, 2012, 8:36 pm

Harry Belafonte


Comment from RealMc
Time: December 14, 2012, 9:29 pm

Thank you “JustMe” :o )


Comment from RealMc
Time: December 15, 2012, 12:46 pm

:o :)


Comment from RushBabe
Time: December 15, 2012, 8:44 pm

Who was the guy who died again? I go to check the Dead Pool after seeing Deborah Raffin has died, and it’s chock-full of happy possibilities/wishful thinking.

My pick could be either of those. It’s John Dingell, D-ouchebag) of exhaustion, from “trying to control the people” and being as old as da erf.

If you missed his comment regarding ObamaCare:

“Let me remind you this has been going on for years. We are bringing it to a halt. The harsh fact of the matter is when you’re going to pass legislation that will cover 300 American people in different ways it takes a long time to do the necessary administrative steps that have to be taken to put the legislation together to control the people.” —


Comment from RealMc
Time: December 17, 2012, 11:13 pm

Hawaii Sen. Daniel K. Inouye, the Senate’s most senior Democrat, died Monday from respiratory complications. He was 88.


Comment from RealMc
Time: December 17, 2012, 11:14 pm

and nobody had him……..

the beat goes on………..


Comment from mandel bread
Time: December 19, 2012, 12:43 pm

Al Molinaro


Comment from anotheronebitesthedust
Time: December 19, 2012, 2:37 pm

Judge Bob Bork…..

while invoking rule 3. Poaching and other dirty tricks positively encouraged.

specifically the other dirty tricks positively encouraged part.


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: December 19, 2012, 3:15 pm

Time of death vs. time of post?


Comment from anotheronebitesthedust
Time: December 19, 2012, 4:51 pm

admittedly suspect!! guilty as charged!! but ya can’t blame me for tryin’.

Comment from AltBBrown
Time: December 19, 2012, 3:15 pm

Time of death vs. time of post?

and don’t want a dick via dishonesty….

The game goes on……..!!


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: December 19, 2012, 5:13 pm

Oh, the darkness of the abyss of men’s souls – especially in the lust for dick…


Comment from Timothy S. Carlson
Time: December 19, 2012, 9:25 pm

“Bork! Bork bork bork…” – Swedish Chef

Rest in peace, Judge Bork.

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/336020/judge-bork-has-died-andrew-c-mccarthy


Comment from smedleythebarbarian
Time: December 23, 2012, 9:12 pm

Christopher Lee


Comment from Mija Cat
Time: December 24, 2012, 8:38 pm

Smedly, Christopher Lee is not allowed to die until they wrap principal photography on the .. third? .. Hobbit film.

Not that Saruman has a role in The Hobbit, I think he’s mentioned in passing one time at most, but .. yeah.

Mew


Comment from Timothy S. Carlson
Time: December 25, 2012, 12:07 am

JACK KLUGMAN!!

Nope, sorry, passed aready :(

Rest in peace, Mr. Klugman.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_OBIT_KLUGMAN


Comment from naleta
Time: December 25, 2012, 2:21 am

@ Mija Cat: Saruman did show up in the first Hobbit movie, even if it was just for a few sentences. I enjoyed the film when I saw it with my son, his wife, and my granddaughter.


Comment from Timothy S. Carlson
Time: December 25, 2012, 12:51 pm

CHARLES DURNING!!

Ah, damn. Another late hit :(

Rest in peace, Mr. Durning.

You know, if this keeps up, there won’t be anyone left except for the old standards in the next round. They’re dropping like flies, I tells ya!

Are the estate taxes going up in 2013? I swear this is some type of tax dodge.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/12/25/durning-king-character-actors-dies-in-ny/


Comment from jam2
Time: December 27, 2012, 1:19 am

i hope HW holds on until re-Anointing day…

the dueling headlines could potentially be humorous.

read my lips: No New Presidents – only Emperors from here on out. All hail Teh One!

anyway since it looks like Nanny 1 is next in line for Dick – i’ll go with Hank Heimlich


Comment from Timothy S. Carlson
Time: December 27, 2012, 5:39 pm

Gerry Anderson, anyone? Anyone?

Too late. Thunderbirds Are GO!

Rest in peace, Mr. Anderson.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-20845407


Comment from RealMc
Time: December 27, 2012, 10:04 pm

nothing against Nanny 1 …. but….

not GHWB….not GHWB…. not GHWB….not GHWB…. not GHWB….not GHWB….


Comment from Anonymous
Time: December 28, 2012, 12:40 am

Stormin Norman Schwarzkopf…..

RIP.


Comment from Timothy S. Carlson
Time: December 28, 2012, 10:23 am

Dropping like flies, I tell you. Flies. Those big black ones that buzz against your window until you find a whole bunch of them legs up and dead one sunny morning.

Rest in peace, General Schwarzkopf. And thank you for your service to the country. Too bad no one was clairvoyant enough to pick you for the dick.

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/ap-source-retired-gen-norman-schwarzkopf-dies


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: December 31, 2012, 1:18 am

Dear Just Me,

Oh, man, I hope you win (with your first pick). Hope hope hope. *snicker*


Comment from Mija Cat
Time: January 1, 2013, 7:23 pm

@naleta – I was referring to the book ..

There are a number of subtle laugh lines in the “Lord Of The Rings” movies, for instance Frodo or Sam saying “We’re not even supposed to be here!” at Osgiliath with Faramir.. a city that – in the books – they were never taken to.

Christopher Lee is still forbidden to die.

Mew


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: January 2, 2013, 8:38 pm

Geez!
No one had or tried to have Patti Page?


Comment from naleta
Time: January 3, 2013, 2:19 am

@ Mija Cat I agree. Christopher Lee can NOT die. One of us who never wins should pick him for the next pool to protect him.


Comment from RealMc
Time: January 5, 2013, 1:44 am

the fritz……..

me thinks you are about to get Dicked……


Comment from Anonymous
Time: January 8, 2013, 11:56 pm

Just a curious note:

Stephen Hawking is 71, today…..

And yet, no one has him in the death pool!


Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: January 13, 2013, 6:25 pm

C’mon, Somebody on this list… DIE, ALREADY !!! I’m lookin’ at you, Hugo….


Comment from thefritz
Time: January 13, 2013, 10:14 pm

there’s a very good chance Hugo is already dead. Those communist fucks are gonna screw me out of my third dick so they can install Maduro. I hate communists.


Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: January 15, 2013, 1:48 pm

Comment from thefritz
Time: January 13, 2013, 10:14 pm

there’s a very good chance Hugo is already dead. Those communist fucks are gonna screw me out of my third dick so they can install Maduro. I hate communists.

.
Don’t you think that, at some point, you’ve had enough dick? Wouldn’t it be more fair if you shared some dick with the rest of us? Are you going to consume all that dick or are you going to redistribute some of it?


Comment from thefritz
Time: January 16, 2013, 9:32 pm

What’s the old saying?…”you can never be too rich, too thin or have to much dick…”
Redistribution is for commoners.
I fancy myself a Royal dick, thus it’s all mine.
Hurry up and die Hugo.


Comment from MrCaniac
Time: January 17, 2013, 4:44 am

Luise Rainer, 103 years old. I picked her back in December, but it appears my pick was memory holed.


Comment from Anonymous
Time: January 17, 2013, 9:21 pm

Did anyone have Dear Abby?

http://news-briefs.ew.com/2013/01/17/dear-abby-dies/

It appears she’s shuffled off … perhaps she’ll get a new gig answering prayers or somesuch.

Mew


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: January 17, 2013, 9:56 pm

Nope! Ha! Ha! Ha!

I mean, not for Abby. Sorry, Abby.


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: January 20, 2013, 2:00 am

Stan Musial was 92, & nobody picked him.


Comment from LesterIII
Time: January 23, 2013, 12:20 am

Great Googlymooglies… nobody had Conrad Bain (TV and stage actor,Maude,Diff’rent Strokes) either? We collectively suck at picking folks that are going to kick it.


Comment from Redd
Time: January 23, 2013, 12:51 am

I think he was the only one who was not arrested on that show. :)


Comment from RealMc
Time: January 26, 2013, 6:24 pm

Hmmmm

Someone should snap up Burt Reynolds……whilst stable he could take a turn for the worst at his age…in short order.


Comment from thefritz
Time: January 28, 2013, 12:34 am

Check out the first comment. I’m ready for my dick.
http://www.breitbart.com/system/wire/CNG—676e230ecc74e5893b0c73aefacdbf23—c81


Comment from Anonymous
Time: January 28, 2013, 6:43 pm

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/barbara-walters-chicken-pox/story?id=18334962

Barbara Walters, who hasn’t been a spring chicken in my memory, has the pox.

At her age, this carries the risk of quite a few complications… just puttin’ it out there in case The Fritz does win and we get a new round soon.

Mew


Comment from tawny
Time: January 31, 2013, 4:48 pm

Ron Jeremy is my pick (sadly)


Comment from acat
Time: January 31, 2013, 7:01 pm

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/01/30/ron-jeremy-in-critical-condition-needs-surgery-report-says/

Another potential prick (erm .. pick) .. for the next go’round.

Mew


Comment from drew458
Time: January 31, 2013, 10:01 pm

Ed Koch for the win? What, not yet? Ok, I’ll wait a while longer.


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: February 1, 2013, 1:44 am

Do believe Oceania got it w/ Paul Holmes.


Comment from RushBabe
Time: February 1, 2013, 11:30 am

Former Mayor Koch has slipped the coil. drew458 slips in at the last minute for a win. You may collect your dick at the window. (Sorry, Weezie. I couldn’t resist.)


Comment from drew458
Time: February 1, 2013, 1:25 pm

OMG. I feel … guilty.


Comment from acat
Time: February 1, 2013, 2:56 pm

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/02/nyregion/edward-i-koch-ex-mayor-of-new-york-dies.html?hp&_r=2&

So long, mayor Koch.

Mew


Comment from acat
Time: February 1, 2013, 2:57 pm

I’m afraid, AltBBrown, what Oceania would do with spotted dick.

Mew


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: February 1, 2013, 3:35 pm

I’m hoping his webcam doesn’t get infected, acat.

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