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Round 60: and it rained and it rained and it rained some more

ExpressoBold takes the dick with Joan Mondale. This may come as a surprise to ExpressoBold, who didn’t so much choose Mrs Mondale as suggest someone oughta. But I’m taking it, because I’m easy, and coming up with posts lately is hard. I blame the weather.

(Seriously, if I miss a post some day, it’s because I’ve floated away on the kitchen table. It Will Not Stop Raining).

Right, here we go!

0. Rule Zero (AKA Steve’s Rule): your pick has to be living when picked. Also, nobody whose execution date is circled on the calendar. Also, please don’t kill anybody.

1. Pick a celebrity. Any celebrity — though I reserve the right to nix picks I never heard of (I don’t generally follow the Dead Pool threads carefully, so if you’re unsure of your pick, call it to my attention).

2. We start from scratch every time. No matter who you had last time, or who you may have called between rounds, you have to turn up on this very thread and stake your claim.

3. Poaching and other dirty tricks positively encouraged.

4. Your first choice sticks. Don’t just blurt something out, m’kay? Also, make sure you have a correct spelling of your choice somewhere in your comment. These threads get longish and I use search to figure out if we have a winner.

5. It’s up to you to search the thread and make sure your choice is unique. I’m waayyyy too lazy to catch the dupes. Popular picks go fast.

6. The pool stays open until somebody on the list dies. Feel free to jump in any time. Noobs, strangers, drive-bys and one-comment-wonders — all are welcome.

7. If you want your fabulous prize, you have to entrust me with a mailing address. If you’ve won before, send me your address again. I don’t keep good records.

8. The new DeadPool will begin 6pm WBT (Weasel’s Blog Time) the Friday after the last round is concluded.

The winner, if the winner chooses to entrust me with a mailing address, will receive an Official Certificate of Dick Winning and a small original drawing on paper suffused with elephant shit particles. Because I didn’t have any dinosaur shit particles.

Comments


Comment from thefritz
Time: February 7, 2014, 6:02 pm

Olivia Mary de Havilland


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: February 7, 2014, 6:03 pm

Ian Paisley.


Comment from thefritz
Time: February 7, 2014, 6:03 pm

I just love being first…


Comment from Fawn
Time: February 7, 2014, 6:03 pm

Leonard Nimoy


Comment from Uncle Al
Time: February 7, 2014, 6:03 pm

David Rockefeller, Sr.


Comment from Pablo
Time: February 7, 2014, 6:06 pm

Billy Graham


Comment from Mrs Compton
Time: February 7, 2014, 6:08 pm

Carol Channing


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: February 7, 2014, 6:08 pm

@thefritz
I keep trying, but…


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: February 7, 2014, 6:08 pm

Roman Polanski.


Comment from J.S.Bridges
Time: February 7, 2014, 6:12 pm

Whoops! Thought I might actually be First, but thefritz zipped in at the post…

Ah, well – easy go, easy come, or something like that. Just means I can take my time, no pressure an’ all that jazz…

I’ll take The Usual – ol’ Red Janey, the Fonda you’ve no desire to fondle. Preferably by choking on her own spit in a veritable froth of rage over the audacity, the absolute effrontery of anyone every casting the slightest, tiniest doubt as to her (clearly quite dubious, if not totally absent) “talents” as a moom-pitchur “star”…(“star” – HAH! She only ever had two expressions on her sour frontal fascia whilst on-screen; one was sour, and the other was low-grade-freaked-out. That’s not “acting”, it’s stealing a paycheck…)

Sorry, SomeVeg – take Larry King, all that marital up-’n-down’s gotta get him sooner or later…


Comment from Bill the Butcher
Time: February 7, 2014, 6:16 pm

Ramsey Clark


Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: February 7, 2014, 6:20 pm

One I’ve been holding in reserve for a while:

100 year old operatic soprano Licia Albanese, headliner at the Met for 26 years. Any centenarian is a good bet.


Comment from BJM
Time: February 7, 2014, 6:29 pm

I’ll stay with Archbishop Desmond Tutu.


Comment from Owen Kellogg
Time: February 7, 2014, 6:30 pm

Bob Newhart. I’m getting the dick if it kills him.


Comment from Brother Cavil, straight outta New Cap City
Time: February 7, 2014, 6:38 pm

I’m going with George Zimmerman. If the yoots don’t get him, his ridiculously poor judgement will.


Comment from cheshirelion
Time: February 7, 2014, 6:43 pm

zsa zsa


Comment from Hutch
Time: February 7, 2014, 6:46 pm

Eli Wallach once again.


Comment from P2
Time: February 7, 2014, 6:48 pm

Eli wallach…. He’s 99 fer cryin out loud….


Comment from P2
Time: February 7, 2014, 6:49 pm

Ach…. Got beat at the line…. Jerry lewis for plan b….


Comment from unkawill
Time: February 7, 2014, 6:52 pm

I’m poaching Valerie Harper.


Comment from Argentium G. Tiger
Time: February 7, 2014, 6:56 pm

Clint Eastwood – he just saved a man from choking to death. No good deed goes unpunished…


Comment from Michael
Time: February 7, 2014, 7:21 pm

Rosalyn Carter


Comment from Montenegro
Time: February 7, 2014, 7:27 pm

Muhammad ALI once more!!


Comment from Janna
Time: February 7, 2014, 7:33 pm

Kirk Douglas again


Comment from Stephen Falken
Time: February 7, 2014, 7:48 pm

My pick is John Dingell, Jr. a representative from Michigan who has been in office continuously since 1955. Mr. Dingell inherited the office from his father when John Dingell, Sr. passed away after serving from 1933 to 1955.


Comment from dustoffmom
Time: February 7, 2014, 7:52 pm

Nancy Reagan……it’s got to happen eventually doesn’t it?


Comment from Zooom Zooom
Time: February 7, 2014, 7:55 pm

justin beeber.


Comment from jic
Time: February 7, 2014, 7:56 pm

Clive James


Comment from Zimmermanfan
Time: February 7, 2014, 7:57 pm

read somewhere ole george zimmerman is supposed to get in the boxing ring….

so what the hell, george zimmerman.


Comment from ocareha8er
Time: February 7, 2014, 8:03 pm

sebelius. k. one each.


Comment from ocareha8er
Time: February 7, 2014, 8:10 pm

Mr Spock seems to be in ill health of late.

LEONARY NIMOY for the galactic DICK!!!


Comment from Argentium G. Tiger
Time: February 7, 2014, 8:20 pm

Edited: Never mind, I’m obviously in need of mid-afternoon coffee.


Comment from Davem123
Time: February 7, 2014, 8:24 pm

I guess “Some poor local bastard who looks sideways at the Russian security forces at Sochi” would be too vague.

I’ll go with Harry Reid, then.


Comment from eirik
Time: February 7, 2014, 8:28 pm

Robert Mugabe


Comment from StPatrick_TN
Time: February 7, 2014, 8:40 pm

Fred Phelps


Comment from Veeshir
Time: February 7, 2014, 9:25 pm

I got Ed Asner back. Yay!


Comment from Brother Cavil, straight outta New Cap City
Time: February 7, 2014, 9:28 pm

Someone tell Zimmermanfan he’s about an hour-20 late?


Comment from gulliblepratt
Time: February 7, 2014, 9:35 pm

HRH Phil the greek


Comment from Formerly known as Skeptic
Time: February 7, 2014, 9:52 pm

What the heck. I’ll stick with Hugh Hefner. Some kind of creeping crud is bound to get him.


Comment from Zimmermanfan
Time: February 7, 2014, 9:56 pm

Comment from Brother Cavil, straight outta New Cap City
Time: February 7, 2014, 9:28 pm

Dag nabit……

Well, lets go with dav-id-ax-el-rod for trying to get donors to stop giving to hi-larry klindon.

You’d think that guy knew about ole vince foster or perhaps even ron brown…..tread lightly dave, you could get hit by a bus or something.


Comment from Thursby
Time: February 7, 2014, 10:07 pm

Chuck Berry


Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: February 7, 2014, 10:09 pm

I realize it is too general for an actual pick, but I am betting the highest ranking person in charge of the Sochi fiasco that they can find who has neither political connections nor enough money to pay off TPTB, as the designated scapegoat. The ones with the connections noted above are responsible, but they are almost as immune as a Democrat in office here.

For a real pick, Boehner for the win [for the United States}

Subotai Bahadur


Comment from ben
Time: February 7, 2014, 10:39 pm

William Shatner


Comment from Paula Douglas
Time: February 7, 2014, 11:00 pm

Stephen Hawking already.


Comment from Oceania
Time: February 7, 2014, 11:05 pm

Uland, the Jew.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSxaa-67yGM#t=89


Comment from stina
Time: February 7, 2014, 11:05 pm

Michael Moore. Before he blocks out the sun.


Comment from LesterIII
Time: February 7, 2014, 11:07 pm

Mickey Roooney: death by liver spot solar absorption.


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: February 7, 2014, 11:07 pm

I think I’ll stick with Doctor #4, Tom Baker, just to piss off the Queen (and the daleks)


Comment from m
Time: February 7, 2014, 11:19 pm

harry belafonte


Comment from steve
Time: February 7, 2014, 11:52 pm

Zsa Zsa is always a good pick. After all….she has one foot in the grave, already.


Comment from Nanny 1
Time: February 7, 2014, 11:57 pm

Fidel Castro. Wasn’t he dying 2years ago?


Comment from weaselwannabe
Time: February 8, 2014, 12:02 am

Tony Bennett


Comment from Armybrat
Time: February 8, 2014, 12:45 am

Dianne Feinstein is almost 81. Not old by the standards here, but her death would be a mercy for all of America. Stupid does have an expiration date.


Comment from dissent555
Time: February 8, 2014, 12:57 am

boy howdy, we’re at 50+ already? Where has the day gone.

I’m staying with Yoko Ono. Enough with the Beatlemania for cryin’ out loud.


Comment from Some late vegetable
Time: February 8, 2014, 1:24 am

Dammit -the dog ate my alarm clock again. Mr. Bridges, I saw Larry King on TV (by accident! Honest!) the other day and he looked plenty stiff, but still kicking.

I will take Jimmy Carter whom the same TV reminded me fucked up the Winter Olympics for our Athletes back in 78…. That rabbit has got to get him one of these days.


Comment from PatAZ
Time: February 8, 2014, 1:29 am

Maxine Waters


Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: February 8, 2014, 3:48 am

ExpressoBold takes the dick with Joan Mondale. This may come as a surprise to ExpressoBold, who didn’t so much choose Mrs Mondale as suggest someone oughta.

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I am surprised! I just got over a bad case of the flu and now I find out that I won (virtual) dick as well! What luck! I’ll have to go looking for another likely candidate this round, after I read who’s been nominated already
.
Than Kew! Than Kew!


Comment from RushBabe
Time: February 8, 2014, 3:57 am

Dang it! All my favorites have been poached!

I’ll take Doris Day FTW


Comment from catnip
Time: February 8, 2014, 5:50 am

Herb Jeffries


Comment from vince
Time: February 8, 2014, 6:27 am

Joe Biden kills Hillary Clinton “accidentally” with a super powerful squirt gun – for the dick


Comment from Timothy S. Carlson
Time: February 8, 2014, 9:00 am

George Herbert Walker Bush, our 41st president, despite the mojo of his groovy socks.


Comment from Ripley
Time: February 8, 2014, 2:18 pm

Luise Rainer


Comment from Harry
Time: February 8, 2014, 5:21 pm

Dang!! I was so enjoying sunbathing on my home world of Nebulon IV that I completely forgot about THE DEAD POOL. Fortunately, all of the current participants kindly left my current pick alone, so once again: Alan Young (Wilbur Post on the Mr. Ed show) for the hopeful win! (Nothing personal, Wilbur, just want the dick hanging on my office wall.)


Comment from thefritz
Time: February 8, 2014, 5:24 pm

My dick just arrived in the mail. For all of you who don’t have a dick yet it’s the most wonderful experience…like Christmas morning when you were six and you knew you had been nice, all year long and were about to open the best present ever. Your personal ‘I won the dick’ certificate and signed, original Weasel art all come in a hand made envelope adorned with a cool “marca da weasel” stamp.
It’s the bestest present ever!


Comment from rimrockR
Time: February 8, 2014, 5:37 pm

Richard Attenborough


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 8, 2014, 6:31 pm

D’awww…sorry I couldn’t pull off “shitting weasel” fritz. I did try. I swear, it look like “having the skin peeled off while it’s still alive” weasel.


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: February 8, 2014, 7:42 pm

If I ever win that confounded `dick`, I would love a picture of a delicious hot-dog. Because dick.


Comment from David Gillies
Time: February 8, 2014, 8:19 pm

As ever, Gordon Brown.


Comment from Davem123
Time: February 8, 2014, 10:32 pm

ExpressoBold- Welcome to the Order of Dick Holders. I was lucky enough to be blessed with two dicks at once. One was given by mistake, but I’m not letting go of it!

Remember to look for the “Marca Da Weasel” on the envelope and the inked thumbprint on the back of the drawing. If there’s no print on the back it isn’t worth dick.


Comment from Sockless Joe
Time: February 8, 2014, 10:57 pm

Keith Richards


Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: February 8, 2014, 11:17 pm

@Davem123
Wow! Thanks for the welcome to dickhood! I never thought I’d be lucky enough to get a dick but now I’m looking forward to it… it’s unbeleebabull! I’m gonna be a Dick Holder!!!!
.
Maybe I’ll have heirloom quality dick!


Comment from Mojo
Time: February 8, 2014, 11:26 pm

Buy a coprolith. Grind it up. Put in paper.


Comment from Tibby
Time: February 9, 2014, 12:37 am

Everybody’s taken! Oh well, after a little thought, our ex-governor, who is teasing himself by thinking about running again, Edwin Edwards! A dick for the dick! (Don’t expect it’s going to happen, but you know, it would be kind of kool if it did…


Comment from Tibby
Time: February 9, 2014, 12:46 am

Hey Subotai Bahadur! Uhm, I don’t think you’ll win the dick, but it seems that there are those that agree with you!

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/02/08/man-responsible-for-olympic-ring-mishap-found-dead-in-sochi/

Yes, yes, I know it’s the Currant…:-)


Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: February 9, 2014, 3:32 am

I now nominate Diego Maradona, Argentine football legend. Diego Armando Maradona Franco is an Argentine football manager, coach and former player. Many experts, football critics, former players, current players and football fans consider Maradona as the best football player of all time.
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Maradona is in the intensive care unit of a Buenos Aires hospital today following his admission with breathing difficulties. According to an official statement from the Suizo Argentina Clinic, Maradona is suffering from hypertension and heart problems and has been sedated, intubated and attached to a machine to help him to breathe.


Comment from Oceania
Time: February 9, 2014, 10:51 am

God Bless the Mujahadideen of Afghanistan!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG6b3A_2TTc

The poppies will stop flowing, once the Americans are removed.


Comment from JeffS
Time: February 9, 2014, 4:01 pm

Nancy Pelosi. From overdosing on botox.


Comment from Sandman says “bite me”
Time: February 9, 2014, 4:53 pm

Im late to the game but ever so hopeful that the next to croak can be either Calypso Louie Parraquat or Jesse Jackson, either edition. I do hope one of these increasingly elderly, increasingly rank race baiters can do the right thing and take a dirtnap in the midst of a hate filled rant, in front of a crowd of second generation race haters they helped indoctrinate…


Comment from Mr. Dave
Time: February 9, 2014, 8:51 pm

I will continue to pick Ramsey Clark until either he or I stiffens.


Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: February 9, 2014, 9:03 pm

Comment from Oceania
Time: February 9, 2014, 10:51 am
God Bless the Mujahadideen of Afghanistan!
blah blah blah

.
Lurn 2 spel, stoopit…


Comment from Cindermutha
Time: February 9, 2014, 10:26 pm

George Soros.


Comment from twolaneflash
Time: February 10, 2014, 2:32 am

I give you all a chance to show a little gumption, but NOOOO! You’re too afraid the NSA, IRS, CIA, EPA, TSA, FBI, ATF, & AARP will come after your asses, so I’ll choose the Big Dick to die: BoHica Obama – he who’s making sure We all get dicked. F’n commie rat bastard deserves a dishonorable death.


Comment from Pupster
Time: February 11, 2014, 12:03 am

Maureen O’Hara


Comment from Oceania
Time: February 11, 2014, 3:33 am

Bill Clinton is about to be assassinated.

Spell? Amerikans can’t spell Aenglish!

Allah PBUH Bless the Holy Jihad in Afghanisation!


Comment from currently
Time: February 11, 2014, 10:09 am

Rosie O’Donnel


Comment from Tawny
Time: February 11, 2014, 10:10 am

And second week running, the great Christopher Lee.


Comment from RushBabe
Time: February 11, 2014, 11:12 am

Shirley Temple, RIP.

I could’ve sworn someone had her, but a Ctrl-F yields naught.


Comment from Timothy S. Carlson
Time: February 11, 2014, 11:12 am

Shirley Temple Black has died at age 85.

Curley Top passes dickless…

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/02/11/former-hollywood-child-star-shirley-temple-dies-at-85/


Comment from mandel bread
Time: February 11, 2014, 11:23 am

Al Molinaro


Comment from weasel tablet
Time: February 11, 2014, 11:25 am

She’s been a pick in the past, but nobody had her this round. Well. Poor old thing.


Comment from Pablo
Time: February 11, 2014, 1:55 pm

There no dick in wishing, twolaneflash.


Comment from RushBabe
Time: February 11, 2014, 8:55 pm

Actually, there’s no dick anymore. We can win one of Stoaty’s custom “droorings,” though! I’m going for the sheep if’n I ever win!


Comment from spunkus
Time: February 12, 2014, 3:09 am

Tom Brokejaw


Comment from Chicken Farmer
Time: February 12, 2014, 7:55 pm

An outsider, but worth a punt. Michael Schumacher


Comment from Davem123
Time: February 12, 2014, 8:35 pm

Sid Caesar, King of Comedy, dead at 91. A class act. Not many of those left.


Comment from Chicken Farmer
Time: February 12, 2014, 8:46 pm

Another one, possibly better than my first punt: Tony Benn, aka Anthony Wedgewood Benn, heir to the ceramics fortune indicated by his middle name. he’s a (spit) Labour politician.


Comment from sandman cheerfully says screw you…
Time: February 13, 2014, 1:18 am

Has anyone taken evil marxist Ed Asner?


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: February 13, 2014, 1:19 am

Veeshir won?!! There’s hope for me!

Oh, maybe not, but he has him, yes.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 13, 2014, 1:25 am

Veeshir had him. Is there a doubt over the win?


Comment from thefritz
Time: February 13, 2014, 2:06 am

We play on…..


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: February 13, 2014, 2:20 am

He doesn’t appear to be dead yet. *sigh* I’m sorry, I was so excited at the thought of the US levelling up two commies that I might have said the wrong thing.


Comment from scantily clad scandis
Time: February 13, 2014, 3:22 am

I’ll take Mickey Rooney


Comment from xul
Time: February 13, 2014, 5:47 am

I’ll go with Dame Vera Lynn this round.


Comment from physics geek
Time: February 13, 2014, 5:46 pm

I’m going to pick Keir Dullea one more time. Effing bastard won’t let me get some free dick.

“Dave, don’t do that. Lie down and take a dirt nap.”


Comment from Carl
Time: February 14, 2014, 11:18 am

I’m not sure if this is against the rules but I go for Tony Benn (formerly Lord Stansgate). Chicken Farmer has already named him but that was his second choice so presumably doesn’t count.

Benn is a left-wing loony, arch hypocrite, champagne socialist and trade union rabble rouser. For most of his life he has been known by his birth name of Anthony Wedgwood Benn but at some stage he thought that sounded too posh so he decided that he wanted to be known as Tony Benn. At the same time he deleted his entry in Who’s who.

He was not heir to the Wedgwood ceramics fortune. He is only distantly related to those Wedgwoods. His wealth comes from the family publishing businesses.

He is a cousin of the late actress Margaret Rutherford and whenever I see and hear him I am amused at the similarity in facial appearance and speech between them.


Comment from thefritz
Time: February 14, 2014, 12:36 pm

Ralph Waite, father of the Walton’s has said his final, “Good night John Boy…”


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 14, 2014, 12:58 pm

I shall rule that a kosher pick, Carl.

Now I’ve got Margaret Rutherford singing “Rule, Britannia” stuck in my head.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 14, 2014, 1:00 pm

And now you can, too.


Comment from Carl
Time: February 14, 2014, 4:50 pm

Thanks for that Wease. Margaret Rutherford was my favorite Miss Marple actress. Agatha Christie dedicated one of her novels to her.


Comment from jam2
Time: February 14, 2014, 9:46 pm

hank heimlich – just turned 94 i think


Comment from Oceania
Time: February 17, 2014, 8:19 am

I’m going to add Alex Jones to the Dead Pool – he is infected with what killed his uncle.


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: February 17, 2014, 4:42 pm

You might want to fake up a diff’rent name if you’re going to make multiple picks, not that you’ll ever win.


Comment from Argentium G. Tiger
Time: February 24, 2014, 7:14 pm

Hollywood actor and writer Harold Ramis has slipped this mortal coil…

Rest in peace, Mr. Ramis.


Comment from Veeshir
Time: February 24, 2014, 7:53 pm

It’s funny how whenever someone famous dies everybody thinks, “Darn, I wish I had him” and then comes here to see if anybody won.

Somehow I think Harold Ramis would appreciate the humor.


Comment from Timothy S. Carlson
Time: February 27, 2014, 3:34 pm

Jim Lange – he of ‘Dating Game’ fame – has passed at 81.

Ironic that the host of ‘Dating Game’ dies dickless…

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/02/27/jim-lange-dating-game-host-dies-at-81


Comment from jam2
Time: February 27, 2014, 11:28 pm

quick someone take Holder & by someone i mean Mr. Reaper…

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/199439-attorney-general-holder-hospitalized


Comment from thefritz
Time: March 8, 2014, 4:01 am

To the moon…….Actress Sheila MacRae, Alice Kramden on 1960s ‘The Honeymooners’ has died at 92


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: March 11, 2014, 9:31 pm

Palin’s nutty stalker now stalking Helen Thomas in hell. Good riddance to Joe McGinniss.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 11, 2014, 10:58 pm

Wow, Joe McGinnis? What happened? I see the obit, but it doesn’t say what he died of.

I liked Fatal Vision, but given his later track record, who knows how much was true.


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: March 11, 2014, 11:01 pm

Wikipedia says “prostate cancer”. If I can get in there to edit it, it’ll say “poo-finger cancer”. I’m going to guess I’m pre-emtively banned from editing wikipedia’s trite nonsense, so it may not ever be done.


Comment from steve
Time: March 16, 2014, 10:11 pm

Carol Channing


Comment from LesterIII
Time: March 16, 2014, 11:53 pm

Carl, looks like you get the dick with your scooping-up of Tony Benn…

Phelps may flush down the shitter without rewarding anyone the dick, proving what a DICK he really is.


Comment from StPatrick_TN
Time: March 17, 2014, 9:07 pm

I’ve picked Fred Phelps in every dead pool I’ve participated in, and I just *know* one of you assholes is going to steal him Friday.


Comment from LesterIII
Time: March 17, 2014, 9:37 pm

If Phelpenstein is still hanging on by WBT Friday, it is going to be a poacher’s race like none other! (lacing up my poaching boots…)

The cussing related to “missed it by THAT much”-type entries should be very entertaining.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 17, 2014, 11:27 pm

The Dead Pool post is set up in advance and automated, so it goes by whatever internet clock WordPress uses. In other words, I think it’s dead bang on six o’clock GMT.

Just putting that out there.


Comment from Hutch
Time: March 20, 2014, 5:25 pm

Fred Phelps couldn’t hang on until Friday. The bastard.


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: March 20, 2014, 6:41 pm

Comment from Hutch
Time: March 20, 2014, 5:25 pm

Fred Phelps couldn’t hang on until Friday. The bastard.

You’re saying he’s finally become a good democrat?

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