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Billy Graham.

Mary Tyler Moore.

It’ll be a great loss when he goes, but he is 96.

Geeez, RushBabe, now I is stumped!

Kirk Douglas.

Jimmy Carter

Betty White

Olivia de Havilland

Fidel Castro

Selected by Some Vegetable the artist formerly misspelled as Ipley

While my preference would be a visit by the SMOD to both wings of the Governing Party [Democrats and DIABLO’s]; I have to pick one. Thus I send vibes out into the universe that US Senator Cory Gardner [DIABLO-Colorado] be the winner. Noting that he, with the massive help of the TEA Party, defeated Senator Mark “Uterus” Udall and managed to turn his coat spinning faster than the Tasmanian Devil. While still in the House pending being sworn in as a Senator, he voted for the Cromnibus Bill funding literally everything Obama wanted till 2016 including Obamacare and Amnesty. As a Senator, he voted for cloture to confirm Loretta Lynch as Attorney General AFTER she testified under oath that the president has the power to rule by decree outside the law. In the Senate mark-up for the Defense Authorization Bill, he just voted in favor of a Democrat amendment mandating that illegal aliens who were given an unconstitutional amnesty by Obama be given preference for enlistment and hiring over US citizens.

Hillary Clinton

Nancy Reagan.

Stickin’ with Paul Earlich or however he spells it. I can’t be wrong EVERY FUCKING TIME, can I?

Clive James

Denis Healey

Robert Mugabe

Gordon Brown again, because Labour have had a dreadful couple of weeks, the poor dears, and they could do with some good news.

yogi berra just turned 90…. ill snag him…

Zsa Zsa

Chuck Berry

Valarie Harper

I think ado is something one steps on.
“Heavens, I’ve trapesed through ado.”
Yes, I’m certain that’s right.

Maureen O’Hara….I really hope not.

Back to Muhammad Ali!!!!

Here I go again with David Rockefeller Sr. although I’m beginning to think his pact with the devil may have included immortality. On June 12, he’ll be 100.

Antoine “Fats” Domino FTW

William Shatner

Christopher Lee

Dan Rather

HRH Prince phillip

AltBBrown — There’s scads of oldsters out there! And you never know who could get hit by a bus. I’d give you a few hints of others I was torn in taking, but that wouldn’t be right.

Meanwhile, gulliblepratt snagged someone who looks like a strong contender. “Phil the Greek,” (though I don’t know why he has that nickname) is looking poorly these days and aging faster than a portrait of Dorian Gray. Good job, gullible!

Still thinkin’…

I see Ed Asner at 85 is getting divorced. If that means there is a young woman in the picture, it could spell doom for him. Besides, he’s a total lib so it’s all good. So I’m picking him, even tho his kind usually lasts forever.

My family met BB King many years ago at the Big Fresno Fair. He was sitting on the edge of the stage, plucking on his guitar. He signed my daughters’ t-shirts and had a pleasant conversation with us.

Irwin Corey. tick tock tick tock

can’t for the life of me think who I had last time.

Egypt Pres Abdel el-Sisi. More than a few fatwas issued there.

Geert Wilders, he is not in Texas anymore.

insider.foxnews.com/2015/05/12/we-will-not-be-intimidated-dutch-politician-planning-muhammad-cartoon-expo

I had some other ideas, but I’ll go with this one: Doyle “Texas Dolly” Brunson, two-time World Series of Poker champion.

I vote Burt Reynolds

abe vigota

Judge Joe Wapner

Harry “The Band-Snapper” Reid

PS: Favorite beers by country: true or false?
http://vinepair.com/features/external/beer-world-map-3000-full-web.jpg

Heinz Kissmyassinger.

Al Sharpton. That giant bobble-head on a stick body can’t be an indicator of robust good health.

George H.W. Bush, AKA Bush 41.

God bless him for his service, but he’s looking a little rough.

Stan Lee

Bill “William Jefferson Blythe” Clinton, because Hitlary will need some sympathy votes come 2016, yaknow.

Bruce Jenner.

Liz “liawatha” Warren. Shot twice during a suicide in a park with the bow 10 feet away. Hillary will know nothing about it until she reads it in the papers. She definitely not reply to the press about it.

Hugh “Holy Viagra!” Hefner, of cardiac arrest while directing his latest “playmate” during the intricacies of BJ “how-to”…. and in pajamas, of course.

Bill Cosby

George Kennedy. One of those “that guy!” character actors.

Good golly Miss Molly!!! Here it is Saturday Noon and 1) I completely missed the start of the new Dead Pool, and 2) No one has picked my perennial favorite, good-time Glen Campbell!! Holey Moley!! With Grade 6+ Alzheimer’s (there are only seven grades) he can’t have far to go! I don’t wish anything bad for the guy, I do enjoy his music, but after all, a dick is a dick…

I’m going with George Soros. Reportedly, Soros funneled millions of dollars to community organizers who led the violent protests in Ferguson. And, since Barack Obama has hinted that he plans to be a community organizer again after leaving office my guess is that Soros intends to keep him on the payroll for at least a few more years.

Nancy Reagan

Rushbabe, Prince Philip is often referred to as “Phil the Greek” because he was born in Greece and is a member of the Greek royal family. At birth he was Prince Philip of Greece and Denmark.

Carol Channing

Kim Jong Un
What do they say
The first generation creates a socialist paradise
The second maintains it with ruthless butchery
The third loses it by starving his people until they turn on him and his elites.
I think there’s a message in that for all of us!

Man, when you’re this late to the party – and your perennial fave is still up for grabs – there’s only a couple of possibilities: 1) There are way, waaa-a-y too many peeps in this part of the Universe who really need to “go away”, IYKWIMAITYD; or/and 2) Yer “perennial fave” is a “non-starter” for the win-column…

Ah, well – just to be on the safe side (just as sure as I don’t pick ‘er, she’ll deliberately go an’ jump under a cable car, or some such), I’ll go – once again! – with Insaney Red-Pants-Janey, the Fonda Of Whom No One Is LESS Fonda.

Was a near-go, this time – malignant ol’ Valerie Jarrett, the Chi-Town Chump, was First-Runner-Up, with Moochelle The Looney Lunch-Lady and Das HillaryBeest The Hidden Horror both close behind.

Comment from unkawill
Time: May 16, 2015, 2:52 am

abe vigota

Abe Vigoda? – Seriously?

Somebody wanna check on ‘im, make sure he’s actually still breathin’ and all that?…

(*Personally, I’ve begun to think Insaney Janey’s got a Faustian deal-with-the-Debbil of some kind goin’ on, and she figures to stick around ’till she can out-Botox Nanny Pee-Lousey, but you never know…)

Speaking of stiffs:

Top Ten Influences Hip-Hop Has Had on John Kerry

10. Is on record as a staunch opponent of “frontin'” oil corporations, but supports small family-owned businesses which are “just tryin’ to represent”

9. Frequently concludes anti-Bush speeches by dropping microphone and striking “down” pose while exposing his “Senator Thug” belly-tatoo

8. Never once worked for the man; got himself some high-payin’ bitches and has just been pimpin’ and chillin’ with the bling-bling ever since

7. Pro-“jimmies,” but favors controlling “nines”

6. Developed his own martial arts style combining elements of Korean Hapkiddo and pop n’ lock “robot” technique of Boogaloo Shrimp from Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo

5. Has dedicated his public life to helping working American families get the tools and assistance they need for raising their “shorties”

4. Starred in late-eighties “rap-com,” The Fresh Brahmin of Beacon Hill; series featured frequent cameos by senior Senator from Massachusetts, DJ Pantless Ted

3. Wrote and co-sponsored SR 371, nicknamed the “Truth and Quality in Dropping Rhymes Bill;” bill had laudable goal of finally outlawing “suckah MC’s who gots no skills,” but was defeated by a posse of playah-hatin’ Southern Republicans on a voice-vote

2. Known for always “keeping his pimp-hand strong” when negotiating in conference

…and the Number One Influence Hip-Hop Has Had on John Kerry…

1. At his acceptance speech at Democratic National Convention, Kerry plans to give much love to the Creator, all peace to JC, props to his producers No-Bonze and Jellything from Bad Boy Entertainment, and a special “shout-out” to his agent Myron G. Herskovitz

The Jew – John Key – for wanting to change the NZ Flag.

http://rt.com/news/259301-new-zealand-choosing-flag/

Ramsey Clark is well past his use by date. Rid the Earth of his shadow forever.

Kirk Kerkorian…just because he’s old.

Somebody wanna check on ‘im, make sure he’s actually still breathin’ and all that?…

There is a website dedicated to that very purpose, Mr. Bridges.

http://www.abevigoda.com/

Herman Wouk

Ex-Pope Benedict

Some Veggie got Fidel, (and I have to say he looked liked shite warmed over in the photo with the Pope) so I’ll go with brother Raul.

My winning “low hanging fruit” from last time, Bobbi Kristina Brown, is STILL DEAD, but still in a coma even though we are told she is no longer on life support, having shown “not a single bit” of improvement, in the words of her grandmother. I think psychotic mental illness runs deep in those two families.

So I will continue to be faithful to my Triple Dick winning old pick, and pick her again. And maybe one of these days a bit or two of dick will show up in the mail.

Drew458 picks Bobbi Kristina Brown, the Dead Pool’s resident zombie.

Mikhail Gorbachev

Harry Belafonte. A good actor, but a flaming commie.

Dang it, I forgot all about it. But I skimmed and I don’t think Mohammed Ali is taken, so bam! Hes mine.

Krap, he’s taken. Angela Lansbury.

Astronaut John Glenn.

Jesse Jackass Jackson, either generation. Hey, take Calypso Louie Parraquat with ya. Thx.

Comment from mojo
Time: May 17, 2015, 4:48 am

Speaking of stiffs:

Top Ten Influences Hip-Hop Has Had on John Kerry

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That was Hilarious! Where did you get it? I found it in its entirety on motley fool and AoSHQ – from 2004 – with the additional headline:

I’m fascinated by rap and by hip-hop. I think there’s a lot of poetry in it. There’s a lot of anger, a lot of social energy in it. And I think you’d better listen to it pretty carefully, ’cause it’s important.

“I’m still listening because I know that it’s a reflection of the street and a reflection of life, and I understand all that.” — John “The Pandering Princeling” Kerry

And now, …from the special one-time Home Office in Compton, LA…

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I wonder if it helped him lose the election to Dubya?

Carl, many thanks for the 411 on Phil the Greek. I always thought he hailed from the UK since there are always those jokes about that bunch being inbreds…

Holy shite! I’ve been busy planting trees and stuff and totes forgot about the interwebs in general and the Dead Pool in particular.

Is picking Mohamed Morsi kosher? (I know, baaad pun).

If not, then I’ll take the old commie in a Tutu, Desmond that is.

Yep, completely forgot about the new round of Dead Pool (it’s been almost five months? wow).

At least my perennial pick, Michael Moore (the Moron from Michigan) is still available.

Dat Ol’ Debbil is a waitin’ for Noam Chomsky! C’mon down, Noam!

Hoo-boy, am I late to this party…

Bob Newhart, just to be a dick.

Since Liawatha was already taken, I’m going with my other senator, Ed Markey. He’s been brain dead for years, it would be only proper for the rest of him to do the same

Vera Lynn – the Forces Sweetheart – lover her rendition of “White cliffs of Dover”

Clint Eastwood….so he lives on.

RIP Ann Meara, 85, wife of Jerry Stiller and mother of Ben.

Mel Brooks

Dick Van Dyke

Gonna have to go with Jim Nabors.

Didn’t sing “Back Home In Indiana” at the Indy 500 this year.

I’m afraid he may have gotten some bad dick in the can.

Looks like m takes the dick. *Grudgingly congrats*

RIP Sir Christopher Lee.

Looks like m takes the dick. Christopher Lee can actually take a stab at being undead now.

Just swell..I’ll be on a plane Friday at 6pm WBT. Hey, don’t nobody pick Zsa Zsa till I get to Dublin Saturday morning…

You got it, thefritz. I can’t speak for the other Weaselites, though…