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Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI

Kirk Douglas

Herman Wouk. Winds are changing…

Just read that someone else is on death’s door but I forgot the name. I always have to google my pick to make sure she still is alive and she is:

Miriam Moskowitz, 101 years young and still a commie.

Henry Kissinger

Olivia de Havilland

Mick Jagger, keeping with the theme of old time rock n rollers

Nancy Pe-lostit

One of these days she’s going to freeze mid arm wave in the middle of a speech and fall over like a broken Disney animatronic.

A man can dream can’t he?

Burt Reynolds.

Gotta work one of these days.

Billy Graham

Love the reimagined artwork.

Hillary Clinton, just because.

BTW, did you know she named Bill’s dick “Vast right wing conspiracy”?

Ruth Bader Ginsberg again, but I bet I missed a dying sleb in the news who’d be a better pick.

Anybody have any ghoulish news on Brian Hugh Warner a/k/a Marilyn Manson?

Eva Marie Saint

I have one cued up in advance: Former Federal Reserve chairman Paul Volcker.

@Davem123
“BTW, did you know she named Bill’s dick “Vast right wing conspiracy”?” 😲

can’t….stop…..fingers……

Bill’s Dick is after Harvey Weinstein?!!!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4953450/Harvey-Weinstein-right-wing-conspiracy-sex-shame.html

It turns out Weinstein has the same nickname for his proud pound (8 oz?) of flesh.

George H. W. Bush
93 years young and jumping out of perfectly good aircraft…

Philip, Prince Consort

LesterIII keeps poaching my Herman Wouk.

So… I think I will select Robert Joseph Dole.

Robert Mugabe

Gotta be faster Steve.

Ramsey Clark, as commie as they come. I wish to rid the earth of his shadow forever.

Bill “Whoops there go my trousers” Clinton

Chuck Yeager

Almost in time for Mugabe. Almost.

Therefore I will stay with Carol Channing.

gonna change it up a bit…barbara bush…if george 1 is 93 shes gotta be pushin that….

It seems with this game there are two good options: old or young & dumb. I will go with young & dumb this time.
Aaron Carter, who left rehab way too early.

William Shatner

George Soros because
A. He is 87
B. I am an optimist

Love this Inktober thing!

Jimmy Carter

For this round I will again choose the Ding Dong Gentleman, Leslie Phillips. Comic actor Who has been in over 150 films and television shows. Known early in his career for the Carry On and the Doctor film series.

Memorable phrase “Ding Dong, you’re not wrong”

https://youtu.be/Dictn9w0Avc

The celeb allegedly on death’s door, and only 84 y/o, is Richard Penniman. So feel free to have at it.

Let’s try James Baker since my usuals are already gone.

Back to the price being wrong, Bob Barker.

Noam Chomsky

He was invoked, but not quite pick, and so I choose that rotting dick,
Harvey Weinstein!
(Seriously, this ain’t ending well for him.)

It’s a mixer! It’s a mixer!

Mixing it up yet again. This time I’m picking Larry Storch, he of ‘F Troop’ fame. 94 years young, and hopefully ready to fall over.

IT. IS. BA-LOOON! (oops, wrong F-Troop character)

Charlie Sheen.

Also may I heap praise on her Stoatliness, I am very much enjoying the original art every day.

FYI: no one had comedian Ralphie May, dead of a heart attack at age 45.

Long live CLINT EASTWOOD!!!

Again, just in case. Re-watched Gran Torino last night. Clint looks like he’s pushing triple digits in that movie and it’s 9 years old. Clint’s 3 years short of 90….so….

I hope I’m wrong, but … Betty White.

Surely George H.W. isn’t really going to jump again, is he? I worked where he made his first jump. We were all invited to the theater to hear him say a few words afterwards. He and Barbara both seemed to be in good spirits. We didn’t know at the time he had hit his head in the jump.

And since Nancy Sinatra made a reappearance and said something stupid, I’m going to pick her, just because.

John McCain

Charlotte Rae

@PatAZ,
I don’t expect he will do another jump although he jumped on his 90th birthday. He’s doing weird stuff in his old age so wouldn’t put it past him to try another at 95 (if he outlasts my continued encouragement to win The Celebrity Dead Pool).

Desmond Tutu

Juan “Build the Dang Fence” McCain’s mother!

Roberta McCain.

Nehemiah Persoff, actor

George Soros drinks the blood of hippie virgins to stay young.

Have you seen George lately?

It’s tough to find hippie virgins.

Late to the thread because I had to finish an article about the Las Vegas shooting. This will not count as a pick because there are no specific names to attach as yet, but I suspect that the mortality rate of the staff who worked on the 32nd floor of the Mandalay Bay Hotel in late September is going to be anomalously high. Too many people who may have seen information that TPTB do not want revealed.

As a more official pick, New York Mayor Bill “Warren Wilhelm Jr” De Blasio. A German, posing as an Italian for political reasons, he just named commissions to evaluate the continued existence of all monuments to Christopher Columbus in NYC. His goal is to have the commissions take the blame for destroying all the monuments as he [and the Left] wishes. The Italian community in New York has seen through that, and among other things ominously NOT invited him to take part in this year’s Columbus Day Parade. I believe the Parade Theme is “Leave the Gun. Take the Cannoli.”.

Subotai Bahadur @October 7, 2017, 3:49 am: …De Blasio. A German, posing as an Italian for political reasons…

De Blasio is his mother’s name; he is as much Italian as German. He adopted his mother’s name long before he went into politics, because his father left when he was seven.

There are numerous reasons to despise De Blasio, but this isn’t one of them.

Now, John Kerry, there’s a fake – not a trace of Irish ancestry. And of course Fauxcahontas.

Heh.

Doesn’t even show up as a surname in…..

County Kerry.

Course that is an Anglicized name, but it’s deeper than that ain’t it Herr Kohn.

Number that amongst his other frauds, chief of which are being American and not a commie rat bastard medal faker.

Timothy Carlson – you are too late to choose George Soros, but I’m pleased that you share my sentiments

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

Drat! I’ve been found out. I look out for a news report that a celebrity is critically ill, or an announcement from their family that the person has made a remarkable recovery from a life-threatening condition (usually wishful thinking). Also, I can often tell from a recent photograph that someone has not long to live (Bill Clinton anyone?).

My wife just makes her pick and sticks with it round after round. I bet that when her pick (currently Clive James) finally expires it will be between Dead Pool rounds.

By the way, Swease, “… he swoops in and makes the pick and viola…” You’re expecting them to die to a musical accompaniment now, are you?

@Brother Cavil…with any luck Harv will expire in a pool of his own vomit with his pants around his ankles in a skeevy hotel.

Imma picking Doris Day

John Paul Stevens

John Saxon

Dan Rather

Clive James

Seen on twitter. SWeasel, this is something you NEED!
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLjRB_6WsAIxviA.jpg

I’m going with Bill Clinton cuz I don’t want to feel bad if I win.

It can’t be long before that other great rock legend, Gordon Brown, joins the choir eternal.

@Veeshir – ex-Pres. Clinton was already picked. (As well as will-never-be-Pres. Clinton.)

I was poached again of my go-to choice of _another_ former Sec’y o’ State, so this round I’ll lay my wager on …

Keith Richards

Hanoi Jane, FTD and all that’s right in the world.

Baroness Trumpington. Look in Wikipedia if you’ve never heard of her.

Drat-an’-dang! Way, way, WAYY-Y-Y late to da par-tee, mostly due to being preoccupied with engagements ‘gainst rabid anti-firearms/self-defense-rights cockroaches (brought swarming outta the Underworld by the Lost Wages Nutcase Massacree last week), an’ therefore got partly-sniped on my usual standard-pick, ol’ Insaney Janey Fonda…will, however, try to resort to skullduggery, an’ lay-claim to a “righteous” poaching-back, on grounds that Sk.Y M-39 fails the “be specific” test on ‘er gen-yoo-wine name-in-full (WhodaHell knows, there COULD be more than one “Hanoi Jane”, y’know?)…if that Divine Cable-Car actually cashes ‘er (the “right” one, natcherly) in, I’ll need a ruling, of course, on the “legitimacy” of tha’ poachin’…

Just in case the poach don’t prevail, I’ll list a “back-up” choice of – who else? – ol’ Larry King, the bow-tied softball-interviewer SooPreem…

Carry on, folks –

Darnit, my phone diesn’t do ctrl#f!

Well, here’s hoping Ed Asner bites it. For the same reason I picked Bill.

Ralph Pierre LaCock, better known by his stage name – Peter Marshall.

Jon Hendricks, late of Lambert Hendricks and Ross, founder of Vocalese

Tony Bennet

Someone should scoop up Harvey WineStain…..he’s liable to dispatch himself…..

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/10/caught-tape-police-arrive-suicidal-harvey-weinstein-freaks-daughter/

Snagged him earlier. Thinking good odds of Arkancide…

Carl: I saw in the news the other day she was retiring and that she had worked at Bletchley Park. She certainly was a go-getter:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Barker,_Baroness_Trumpington

Sally Jones, ISIS, is now pining for the fjords in Raqqa, courtesy of a USA drone strike. Rest in pieces, Sally…

Jerry Lee Lewis.

(Perhaps “The Killer” will be “The Killee” this time around…)

Penny Marshall… schmeel

John Dunsworth has fallen off his perch.

RIP Jim Lahey

Jerry Stiller

Going for Stan Lee.

Sean Connery, sad.

One of my favorite actresses, Rosemary Leach, died. She was in Jewel in the Crown and The Charmer among many others.

Robert Guillaume, 89. RIP, Benson!

Harry Belafonte.

He claimed at an event in Pittsburgh on Saturday that it would probably be his last public appearance. I damn well expect him to keep his word.

Sadly, Fats Domino has played his last piano. He was 89.

@thefritz – ain’t that a shame

How many times did I pick Antoine “Fats” Domino in this thing?? And he had to go and die the one time I go for someone else.

They should be giving Fats a hell of a funeral in New Orleans.

David Suzuki.
Comrade Fonda was picked long ago, so Suzuki seemed like a good 2nd choice for an aging self righteous lefty.

Michael Douglas pops before his Pops.

California Governor Jerry Brown

Mikhail Gorbachev

John Benedict Hillerman (December 20, 1932 – November 9, 2017) was an American actor, known for his starring role as Jonathan Quayle Higgins III on the television show Magnum, P.I. that aired from 1980–88. For his role as Higgins, Hillerman earned five Golden Globe nominations, winning in 1981, and four Emmy nominations, winning in 1987. He retired from acting in 1999. – wikipedia

R.I.P. Higgins.

Mitch McConnell

Liz Smith has passed, RIP, I think I had her in the last pool.

Sneaking in Charlie Manson. Just read he’s in the hospital.

Damn, I was just going to enter Manson myself. Snooze; lose!

Carl’s gambit is gonna win it for Mitchall… http://www.tmz.com/2017/11/15/charles-manson-hospitalized-near-death/

Mitchell, sorry…

Manson has been in the hospital and on death’s door before & recovered. Hell, someone even set him on fire. The man just wont die.

Aw…I gotta be faster. Good luck Mitchell.

Pulling the Carl’s Gambit…
David Cassidy
Hospitalized
Organ Failure

RIP Malcolm Young of AC/DA. Dementia.

Sheesh! Young was only 64 and died from dementia. Cassidy also has dementia and needs a liver transplant. With his history of dementia and alcoholism, he’s going to be low on the transplant list.

David Cassi … dang it, I’ve been underwired again! You guys must watch the news like hawks!!

MMMMMMMMel TTTTTTTillis has passed.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/music/2017/11/19/country-music-legend-mel-tillis-has-died-85/878704001/
(sorry to poke fun of his stutter. He actually conquered it in later life and only used it for signature effect) RIP

Awww. I liked Mel Tillis. Not a big country western fan but use to watch Hee Haw bc there was nothing else on television in the 70s. Very talented musicians.

What do we have today? Crappy pop songs lip sung by people who cant sing. Will anybody give a shite when they die?

Looks like Manson bit it.

Good.

YESSSSS!!! Chuck is Down!

FINALLY!!!!

Idiots are putting Xs on their foreheads and blacking out their avatars. smh….

Yay, Mitchell! You’ve won yourself a really big dick!

I’m so sad at learning of Manson’s passing. So sad thinking of all the millions wasted on keeping that psycho freak alive all these years when a bit of rope or a few bullets would have solved things nearly 4 decades ago.

Della Reese, RIP.

David Bruce Cassidy (April 12, 1950 – November 21, 2017) was an American actor, singer, songwriter, and guitarist. He was known for his role as Keith Partridge, the son of Shirley Partridge…
R.I.P.

Well, Jim Nabors (Gomer Pyle) passed away today. And *nobody* had him.