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Not as sophisticated as a Medieval monk

Midjourney wouldn’t draw me a butt trumpet :(

“Sorry! The AI Moderator is unsure about this prompt. Please try adjusting your prompt or trying a different idea.” I get that they don’t want to be used to draw porn, but it’s awfully sensitive about fart jokes.

Don’t ask me how I know.

It let me do a peach trumpet and a budgie smuggler, but the resulting images had all the ribald humor of Aunt Bee. Speaking of which, Ebay has decided I really, really wanted the Aunt Bee Cookbook and lets me know about it every time one comes up for sale.

Article about Medieval butt trumpets here.

November 24, 2025 — 5:39 pm
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