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Hugo, FTW!

Barring a recovery with the miraculous ability to pick as well as Doc, my money’s still on Zsa Zsa.

Fidel Castro

In case The Reaper still has a malicious eye towards Opry Land – George Jones.

I nominate that douche nozzle Hugh Hefner, again, just for the halibut…

Robert Mugabe, since Hugo is taken.

Billy Graham

Kirk Douglas FTW

Luka Rocco Magnotta (The gay porn actor who mailed a severed foot to Canada’s Conservative Party.)

Still Gordon Brown.

I’m very close to rooting for you, ExpressoBold.
The Hef is a world class dick.

Comment from AltBBrown
Time: June 1, 2012, 6:13 pm

I’m very close to rooting for you, ExpressoBold.
The Hef is a world class dick.
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Hey! Hugo’s no doorknob either!

Micky Rooney

Erich Priebke, one of the few remaining Nazis.

Comment from AltBBrown
Time: June 1, 2012, 6:13 pm

I’m very close to rooting for you, ExpressoBold.
The Hef is a world class dick.

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Thanks for the encouragement, AltBBrown, although I hate think of Hefner and his dickishness in same thought pattern as winning and consuming Aunty’s Spotted Dick. Seems sacrilegious, somehow…

I’ll take Elton John, then.

Helen Thomas

Taking Brett Kimberlin again, as he has proved that he is backed by not only the worst of the Left, but also the courts, in his fight against the First Amendment.

Subotai Bahadur

Stephen Falken
Time: June 1, 2012, 6:10 pm
Luka Rocco Magnotta (The gay porn actor who mailed a severed foot to Canada’s Conservative Party.)

He’s in France. They’ll name a street after him.

Harper Lee, because my kid just had to read her book, and I got depressed all over again just remembering it. (Okay, that’s not a good reason to wish death on someone – but she is pretty old, and I want that dick.)

Assad FTW

Crap, I hate being at work when the dead pool strikes. I checked right at 6 WBT but it wasn’t up yet…then I had to deal with those pestersome students.

Hmmpf.

Gotta think of someone else, now.

Ted Danson.

Andy Williams – in golf shirt and cardigan, hangin’ from a Laurel Canyon Eucalyptus, cause he just heard Lady GaGa’s version of “Moon River”.

Stephen Hawking. He did a cameo on Big Bang Theory a short while ago … OMG. Poor guy isn’t going to last much longer.

Hmmm…

I think I’ll take…

Abe Vigoda

jimmy carter

Larry Flynt

Helen Thomas, FTW!

Ruth Joan Bader Ginsburg

Nancy Reagan.
(got here late and was sure she’d be taken)

George Zimmerman…….bail revoked…..not a good thing.

I think Jerry Sandusky will forget to take his heart meds soonish.

I suprised he hasn’t already.

I wanna take either “Payoff” Jesse Jackson or “Buyable” Al Sharpton…but…I take…

George Zimmerman, Innocent Man®, who is getting railroaded by the Corey Gang and the RaceBaiters Club® back into jail.

Bond revoked, on account of he has a “defense” fund and the greedy assed State wants some more cash from a guy who is not a flight risk, who turned himself in, and disclosed the fund’s charitable amount to his lawyer, who has it in a trust for…”DEFENSE!!!”

But scrunt Corey, and her greedy assed state a-holes simply must make things harder, and make defense more difficult, or Tampon Martin doesn’t get the “justice” Jesse, Al, Louie Parraquat and company clamor for. “Let’s hijack his defense fund for bail! Great idea: we must be assholes…”

this is a first rate hit-job. And the shit-hole State of Florida knew about the fund weeks ago. And only now, on a Friday, decides this guy can’t have funds to defend himself: he might avoid getting railroaded.

Can’t have that, can we? Not gonna have another Duke Rape Fiasco in the Suckmine State. Nope.

God, If I never set foot in that rancid shit-hole again after this screwing over of an innocent man, it’ll be a day too soon.

Sorry about the rant.

FLORIDA SUCKS SWEATY BALLBAGS.

Al Sharpton……..before George Zimmerman !!

and I second everything that “yippee mcskittles bear mcsandman” said!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leonard Nemoy, long may he live and prosper…..

Jane Fonda. Of heartbreak – after realizing that she really is a traitorous bitch- and untreatable gonnoreha, but mostly of gonnereha

Sticking with Jacques Barzun, international man of history, who didn’t look too good in San Antonio at teh Berloiz concert in his honor.

Oopsy – snooze an’ lose, SomeVeg beat me out on ol’ Red Janey agin!! Gotta get in here earlier, or find another steady death-wish-object…

‘Kay, lessee…who’s not taken just yet?…(Abe Vigoda is still alive? – does he know that? Or is he somehow just fakin’ it?)

I’ll go with Larry King – sucker’s gotta go sometime, what with all those ex-wives and such. Plus, every time I see him, he looks a little more like “his food’s not doin’ him much good”, as an elderly aunt used to say.

Personally, I’m sorta rooting for Hugo to be next in the barrel, though – as observed above, after Doc Watson’s last chord this past week, a really deserving inDUHvidual should righteously be next.

BTW, SomeVeg, that’s “gonorrhea” – if you’re going to wish someone affliction with a nasty STD, you want to get the spelling right, or the curse might not take, y’know? – and yes, she richly deserves it.

Clint Eastwood……..

But I hope any of at least a dozen others kick off first….

Eric Holder, scumbag, slowly and painfully. May the dead voters in Florida, rise up and strike him….dead.

Chomsky.

Do I need to say any more?

William Shatner

Chuck Berry

Nobody’s picked Eduard Khil – the Trololo guy?

He’s at death’s door…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY

I’m not choosing him. I’ll be damned if I’ll get dicked for the likes of a 2-bit Russkie singer. And you can quote me.

I have a feeling tha Hugo Chavez will make this a short round but I’ll take Muhammad Ali just in case.

J.S. –
I am pleased to say that I am not personally familiar enough with gonorrhea to know how to spell it properly. I can spell ‘crabs’ though.

Anyhow, just make sure the charm takes, I’m betting on Jane Fonda to die of untreatable gonorrhea… no doubt picked up from some pool boy in a third-world country like say, Vietnam? However I’m sure her obituary will claim that she got it from sitting on an unwashed seat of an anti-aircraft gun.

Dan Rather

Ernest Borgnine

Harry Belafonte

Desmond Tutu.

Nancy Pelosi. From a brain fart.

I totally forgot tonight was the night. David Axelrod. Because he’s a smarmy looking thing with that pornstache.

David Rockefeller Sr.

Olivia De Havilland

Rosalynn Carter, damn it!

Neil Rauhauser, who is Brett Kimberlin’s personal thug.

Jimmy Carter, much rather it was him than Rosalynn!

Charlie Sheen

Nelson Mandela. It is breaking his heart to watch Obama be a bigger screwup than he was.

Pete Seeger

Half of the Avengers, Patrick McNee

Henry Kissinger. Just cause he’s ancient and you can only replace so many parts…..

The site wouldn’t load for me earlier, and I was sure that Michael Moore would be taken by now, but I didn’t see him, so he’s mine! 🙂

Let’s try something different – Qaboos bin Said al Said, Sultan of Oman. The old faggot is getting on in years.

Ex president Mubarak is my pick. Since I was at work and lost out on Chavez.

I’ll stick with Noriega.

Maggie thatcher.

Maggie thatcher.

Noooooooooooo!

And what is this crap about denying her a state funeral when she does die? How fucking petty!

Tom Petty. Because I’m not going to win anyway and he looks like a lesbian.

john mc cain

Andy Griffith.

Crap. Former Skeptic copped my Assad pick. I was picking Assad before it was cool, man!

Well then. I’ll pick the CNN network.

Go easy on Mrs Compton; she’s apparently lost her P.

Prince Philip. He looks like a corpse these days. I figure it’s just a matter of time before the rest of his body catches up.

Wilford Brimley

no one took HM QEII so I’m taking her. And this is her Diamond Jubilee. Who knows, she might beat Q. Victoria’s record on the throne.

I will stay with Ramsey Clark, Evil America Hater

Who picked Kathryn Joosten?
No one?
Too bad, she’s gone now! (I’m not really that excited, just glad that I broke the news.)

Late again.
Madonna. Something about the most recent publicity shots seems brittle.

Sorry, Joan. Ya snooze, ya lose. If it’s any consolation, my old pick of Ahmadinejad appears to still be available if you think the Israelis might get lucky!

Sun Myung Moon, man.

Richard Dawson, ‘Family Feud’ host and ‘Hogan’s Heroes’ star, dies at 79 – abcn.ws/KsYtNv

Oh boy, oh boy! Hefner and Playmate Crystal Harris have reunited (Hefner, 86, and Harris, 26, were engaged in December 2010)! With the right dose of Viagra and the right amount of old man exertion, I could be getting Dick of my own! Representative comment from the amorous and randy Chrystal Harris to Howard Stern: “Sex with Hef lasted two seconds!” Nobody can make this stuff up!
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Hump harder, Hef!
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Yes! I’ve had coffee! (!!!!)

Survey Says! RIP Richard Dawson. Sorry, had to do it.

SWeasel,
How’s the Diamond Jubilee going? Is the Mum still sober?

Redd, settle down, she’s doing great! She was out in the park not to long ago having a nice sit in the sun. I personally never win anything, so I feel like I’m her personal life insurance!

Late again. Ronnie Biggs.

The flotilla was awesome, AltB. Her Maj and consort stood in the prow of the boat in the rain for FOUR HOURS, got bless ’em (she’s 86, he’s 90). They had special thrones designed for them and everything, but they would not sit.

Tomorrow is our street party, so we’re making cupcakes.

Laugh and die.

Okay, I’m not gonna laugh. But if Elton John shows up in a gown and tiara and calls himself the Queen, I’d have to snicker.

Sorry. I like the Old Gal and Her Guy. But I are a colonial, so I gets a pass. Hate to think of Charles slithering onto the throne at any point.

Tomorrow is our street party, so we’re making cupcakes.

Laugh and die.

Cool! So, there is still a chance we may see your “fowl friends” in Jubilee outfits?

Coming in late, due to a busy but amusing weekend.

(SF convention – one couple was celebrating his 50th birthday by supplying all comers with interesting jello shots. For instance, a caipirinha shot.)

Ok, new target to be acquired. Two harmless sorts in a row, back to the Rogue’s Gallery. Hmm. Here’s a category that seems to be neglected this time out – targets of the US death machine – and here’s a leading member:

Ayman al-Zawahiri.

Go Predators!

Some Vegetable: I’m betting on Jane Fonda to die of untreatable gonorrhea…

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“She’s a widow.”

“What happened to her husband?”

“She said he had very bad luck – died of gonorrhea.”

“Gonorrhea? That ain’t a fatal disease.”

“That’s what I told her. And she said ‘When you give it to me, it is!'”
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From Cap’n Fatso by RAdm Daniel V. Gallery.

OK. Let’s go with Ariel Sharon. Who knew he was still alive?

SWeasel,
I grasp the economics of the whole royalty thing, but I think it’s a cool tradition that should be embraced, plus no one seems to whine about the Royal Family at times like this. Everyone seems to honestly enjoy the family atmosphere.
Cool traditions are a dying/lost art stateside. Shame.

Eduardo Khil, the Russian entertainer who enjoyed a recent resurgence of fame as the “Trololo” singer, died this weekend in St. Peterburg. (from BoingBoing)

Oh Mz Weasel, I wish I was there!!! Have fun at your fete today!!

Gratuitously: Sean Penn form a bunghole oozing all manner of green slime and pestilence.

ZOMG! I saw this story and immeadiately thought of you:

http://tinyurl.com/7sy3ar2

Me thinks Steamboat McGoo is winner #32 with Eduardo Khil, some Russian baritone who passed early Monday (maybe Sunday Weasel time) Let’s get confirmation and move on….I need dick. (that didn’t come out right)

Except that Steamboat explicitly said he _wasn’t_ picking the guy, so the pick was still available.

Google Translate from Portugese to English from the http://www.terra.com.br site: Known as Trololo Man, Eduard Khil dies in Russia

Rule 0 would now put the pick out of reach…

Mrs. Weasel, it’s your pool, what say you?

(Gah, two links, I’m going to end up in Moderation Hell here.)

Prince Phillip….. who has, methinks, taken his last barge ride down the Thames.

Hard on the heels of Doc Watson’s departure to the Big Jam in the Sky; it pains me to choose him, but bad news usually comes in threes, B.B. King.

What Argentium G. Tiger said: no one’s dicking me over the Trololo dude. He was just low-hanging fruit – so-to-speak.

And as he further wisely said, no one can choose Trololo now because he’s already shed the mortal coil. See rule zero.

So someone commenting on this post is still gonna get dicked. (The crowd nervously eyes each other).

Let us all hope its a really nasty person. Who dies, I mean.

Kim Jong Un trips and falls into a vat of pastry creme while inspecting his personal chef’s danish filling station at the castle… FTW

So .. is it over, or can I still pick? Eh, picking anyway.

Merkel.

Not that I *want* her to die, but .. she’s gotta be under some tension…

Mew

Nope, it goes on, Mija. I’d’ve awarded McGoo the dick if he wanted it, but we’ll carry on here instead.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2154980/Herb-Reed-dies-aged-83.html

Calling Ray Bradbury, Ray Bradbury, you’re wanted at the Pearly Gates.

Nope. Nobody had Bradbury. Geez, another great hero gone.

Ray Bradbury. RIP.
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You did very well, for an Earthling!

I seem to remember someone picking him a coupla times in the past. Shame.

I’m gettin sick of good people going, it’s time for some of the awful people to go.

Ray Harryhausen

Someone swiped Zawahiri, so… Kim Jong Un. I love the smell of coups in the morning.

Ugh, Bob Welch!!! Took two people to replace him in Fleetwood Mac! Tho I must say Lyndsey Buckingham in his younger years was some hot stuff.

Paul Holmes

Comment from Oceania
Time: June 8, 2012, 11:08 am

Paul Holmes

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Which Paul Holmes are you nominating?

George Soros

Al “Reaper Repeller” Molinaro

Tawny is looking likely to get a parcel o’dick. Hosni has been riding some lightning, albeit to save him not toast him. ExpressoBold snagged my regular pick, so I’m out of this round since I’m so late.

I lied, I’m not sitting this one out: Jerry Lewis

Lindsay Lohan

That reporter that allegedly cut off da wun……

Oh shit, all hell’s gonna break loose now, the great get alonger took a dip.

Rodney King found dead at bottom of pool!

He should have died in a drunken fiery car crash decades ago.

Heard Mubarak kicked the can down the road — on lucianne.com

CNN reporting he just “Clinically Dead” probably on the same system as castro — he’s been like that for two years.

Yup. For the purposes of the Dead Pool, dead is when they unhook him and he begins to decompose.

Fire up the controversy meter, Stoaty. Or find some of that sub-par ‘Clinical Dick’ to send Tawny.

Gotta feelin’ that all the good cardiologists have fled across the pond. I’m seeing one of ’em. Were I Tawny, I’d be shopping for champagne or good scotch now.

Sucks for you, Hosni. But I got my dick! And a sweet weasel.

Thanks, Stoaty!

I believe I may be the second triple dick winner. 😉

Hosni’s still living on the edge. Or playing Schrödinger’s Dictator, if you will.

Leroy Neiman has gone on to paint the Choir Invisible at 91. I was never a big fan of his style of art, but he *was* very good at it.

Hosni was dead a couple of days ago, but he’s feeling much better now. Moral: Beware prison bathrooms.

So getting cornholed in an Egyptian prison is now called “slipping in the shower” I see.

Why didn’t one of you bozos (or is that bozoes, Dan Quayle?) pick Richard Adler, huh, Huh HUH?
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http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/music-arts/damn-yankees-pajama-game-composer-lyricist-richard-adler-dies-age-90-article-1.1100749

C’mon, Hugo! June is such a lovely month to do anything!

Hugo and Mubarak

a “Two for Tuesday” would be nice ………………..

This 71 year old man suffered a mild heart attack on Saturday and might go on Dead Pool watchlists everywhere, as a result.

Who is ‘Alex Trebek’?

Nora Ephron passed on 6/26
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/06/27/movies/nora-ephron-essayist-screenwriter-and-director-dies-at-71.html?pagewanted=all

Time for shiva, Yitzak Shamir has left this mortal coil.

I’m seeing reports that Andy Griffith has moved on to the Mayberry In the Sky. S2 has the pick.

Yay, a bad one bit the dust. Fucking commie bastard commercial maker, to bad he didn’t stick around long enough to get to use oblowmetax. Or maybe he’s the first recipient of the death panel!

S2 wins! Dammit.

Comment from S2
Time: June 2, 2012, 5:54 pm

Andy Griffith.

Winnah!

Winna Winna…Spotted dick!

I didn’t even know Griffith was sick.

It pays to be one of these old Israeli Jews. They survived the Holocaust, survived countless wars, smoked like chimneys, and don’t kick the bucket until they are in their high 90s or even over a 100.

It’s confirmed now? For a while, Twitter was calling it a false alarm.

Right, then. Pool closed. See you Friday.