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In case you missed it somehow, I’m riffing on the Newsweek “Muslim Rage” cover, which annoyed some and amused some and disgusted others. Yes, that is speck of spittle in his beard. No, I did not P’shop it in (but, as per usual, if anyone wants the raw color Photoshop file to make your own high-larious captions, drop me an email).

And before you get too complacent, First Worldies, I’m totally not kidding — the McRib has been rolled back to December. It was scheduled to go out in October.



Comment from Scubafreak
Time: September 17, 2012, 10:27 pm

You know, I’m not sure if they look more like they are jizzing their pants, or if their knickers have been soaked in Pure Ben Gay.

On the lighter side, Ass Sahib has the newest AQ recruiting video online… 😉


Comment from Mike James
Time: September 17, 2012, 10:28 pm

By the beard of Allan, McDonald’s will pay for this.

It’s enough to make one get a hundred or so guys to dress up in nightshirts and tablecloths on their heads and stage a protest at some McDonald’s somewhere. We’d hold up signs signifying our fondness for delicious pork sandwiches. In Arabic.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: September 17, 2012, 10:34 pm

Sometimes I think we need to hold a Pork BBQ contest next door to a mosque that has a truly offensive Imam. We could all smoke our meat, and stoatie can design t-shirts for us to wear saying EAT PORK OR DIE!!

Comment from Allen
Time: September 17, 2012, 10:57 pm

This just in: “Muslim Rage” cover of Newsweek fuels new rage. I keep looking around for the Mad Hatter. He’s got to be around someplace.

You know what would actually be kind of funny, is if the US just closed down it’s Embassies in these countries. That would probably scare the governments of those countries spitless. The rioters might bring their attentions to their own governments.

Comment from Oceania
Time: September 17, 2012, 11:34 pm

Sub Human part Negroid Sub-humans. Simple.

I’m waiting for the population density to increase before I release my piconavirus.

Comment from Oceania
Time: September 17, 2012, 11:37 pm

You Yanks have never won a war that you’ve started – and certainly no wars recently.
Do you need a little help finishing off 1.5 billion Muslims – or are to lacking the testicular fortitude to do it yourselves?

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 17, 2012, 11:39 pm

Oceania, you are nuttier’n a squirrel’s asshole.

That is all.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 17, 2012, 11:40 pm

Oh, and thanks Scoob. I just had to ‘splain to Uncle B what Ben Gay is.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: September 17, 2012, 11:43 pm

Ben and his significant other thank you. 😉

If you REALLY want to mess with his head, have him look up AFROMAN on youtube…. LOL

Comment from Oceania
Time: September 18, 2012, 12:09 am

While Pube thinks that ‘eat pork or die’ might be the answer – I’m drawn to the ‘final solution’ solution.

It doesn’t matter how, just wipe out these undesirable genetic disasters before they pollute the Western gene pool further.

Comment from Surly E.
Time: September 18, 2012, 12:24 am

I want a McRib mold so I can pour my own at home.

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: September 18, 2012, 12:26 am

We should do our best to be friends with people who want us dead. The best way to accomplish that is to arrest people who offend them moose limbs.

Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: September 18, 2012, 12:47 am

I keep reminding myself that these people invented the Zero ©…
But it’s hard not to notice that they’ve stayed right there.

By the way, am I the only one that is shocked and upset that the director of the film that pissed these people off has been arrested by the Obamanation ? Sure he may be guilty of a technical parole violation, but I think that’s more a civil violation than a criminal one, in most cases he’d have just gotten a call to go see his parole officer. Instead he got black helicoptered.

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: September 18, 2012, 2:42 am

I keep reminding myself that these people invented the Zero ©…

Islam went back in time several thousand years before Mohammed was born, travelled to India, & invented Zero? Now that’s amazing.

Comment from beasn
Time: September 18, 2012, 3:37 am

What war have we started? Especially with mooselimbs? Those idiots have been poking the bear since before Jefferson had to kick their asses.
Punch them in the snoot and they’ll shut the hell up for a decade or two.

Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: September 18, 2012, 3:37 am

“The one that we got the zero from came from the Fertile Crescent.” It first came to be between 400 and 300 B.C. in Babylon, Seife says, before developing in India, wending its way through northern Africa and, in Fibonacci’s hands, crossing into Europe via Italy.


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: September 18, 2012, 5:09 am

Yup, & they weren’t Arabs, & they definitely weren’t moose limbs.

Comment from unkawill
Time: September 18, 2012, 6:51 am

Can’t seen to recall the USA starting
any wars.

Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: September 18, 2012, 7:07 am

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: September 17, 2012, 10:34 pm

I have a recipe I use, called the Bacon Explosion. When cooked in an outdoor smoker grill, the smell is sufficiently powerful that any Muslim or Jew within 3 blocks will become ritually unclean merely by breathing. Thus, no need for any unseemly threats that will bring unwanted attention from the PC Brownshirts. I will contribute it to the cause if requested.

Subotai Bahadur

Comment from Oceania
Time: September 18, 2012, 9:51 am

You Americans are all talk. No action.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 18, 2012, 10:21 am

And here I thought we went around starting wars and losing them. You’re just a bundle of contradictions, O.

Comment from beasn
Time: September 18, 2012, 3:49 pm

O has been snorting his own picornavirus.

Comment from mojo
Time: September 18, 2012, 4:01 pm

Forget it, Weasel – it’s Kiwiland.

Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: September 18, 2012, 4:16 pm

Did I mention I made my own bacon? It was magnitudes too salty, but a ten in every other respect.

While the movie is just plain awful, the scene where muslims are destroying the clinic, killing people, and the police not doing anything, is an accurate portrayal of the plight of christians and jews in most of the middle east.

Except Israel.

Comment from RushBabe
Time: September 18, 2012, 7:05 pm

Here’s an oldie but goodie! Remember when Sal Bass, er, uh, Salman Rushdie was being DEFENDED by the Dem-Cong for Satanic Verses?

Good times, good times.


Comment from Mitchell TAFKAEY
Time: September 18, 2012, 8:06 pm

Off topic but I thought you might think this is cool Stoaty – earliest animation ever: http://www.webpronews.com/prehistoric-animated-cave-drawings-discovered-in-france-2012-06

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 18, 2012, 8:14 pm

Sorry about the trip to the spam bucket, RushBabe. It has an appetite for links.

Huh. That *is* cool, Mitchell. The word of the day is: thaumatrope.

Comment from David Gillies
Time: September 18, 2012, 9:18 pm

Ragers gonna rage.

That Silly Crilly character in the Telegraph has the worst case of Stockholm Syndrome I’ve ever seen.

Comment from Mojo
Time: September 19, 2012, 2:36 am

You Americans are all talk. No action.

That ain’t what your mama said…

Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: September 19, 2012, 5:39 am

Unkawill: Have you forgotten the War of 1812, the Mexican War, and the Spanish-American War?

Also, depending on one’s definition of a war – Grenada 1983, Panama 1989.

The last four of which the U.S certainly won. The U.S. also won the 1991 Gulf War, but of course we didn’t start that, Iraq did, by invading Kuwait.

Oh, and the Barbary Pirates War.

Comment from J.S.Bridges
Time: September 19, 2012, 10:48 pm

Heh – quite clearly, the Four Chooks are not the only bird-brains hanging ’round Sweasey’s place…

The Oceanic Empty-Head tops ’em, though – a real Kiwi Koo-Koo.

Per actual history (not fevered-but-fictional “opinion-expression”), “Yanks” don’t generally start wars, but near-invariably finish what other forces/agencies have started, into which the U.S. pretty frequently gets thrust, drawn, dragged and/or “politicked” in one way or another…the “finish” invariably is a military win, BTW, once the issue is truly joined – unfortunately, sometimes (and all-too-frequently of recent times) the politicians then manage to snatch defeat from the very gullet of victory.

The end-game lunacy in Viet Nam back in the latter part of the last century is a good illustration; it was, in fact, a pretty clear-cut military win overall, despite vigorous efforts by the Left (spearheaded by ol’ Uncle Walt CrankyHate) to deny same – then, Congross (no, that ain’t a misspelling – think about it) went to “work”, and royally screwed the South Viets into defeat.

Some wins just don’t stay won, y’see…

When the “professional” politicos can be kept at bay long enough, or diverted into relatively-harmless areas of involvement, however, we not only “finish” wars/armed conflicts where we are involved, we win ’em.

Strictly historically speaking, as well, the “Yanks” really only initiated two armed conflicts worthy of the name – the American Revolution (which was qute-durably won; no question there), and what we in the South prefer to call either the War Between The States or the Second Rebellion. The “Yanks” can, by most measures, be said to have won that second one, too – either way, it was definitely finished by them.

So – obviously, the Oceanic Ignorance continues to function without benefit of brainpower, reasoning or wit. No only a flightless twitter, but an empty-headed one as well…

Those about-equally-emptyheaded, ululating/howling-at-the-sky Mooseylimbs really should take heed: There DOES come a point at which we DO anger – so, don’t push it too hard, spittle-poppers. Trust me – you won’t like what happens if we really, truly ANGER!!

Work hard enough and long enough at that “We will die for our religion!” thing, and we can – and will – oblige you.

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