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Valerie Harper

Henry Kissinger

Rosalyn Carter

Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Former Houston Oilers’ coach/NFL player Jack Pardee.

No doubt in my mind that Valerie Harper would be in the 1st top 5.
From what I’ve seen of her, she will die of collapsed lungs from “sharing” her brain cancer story to anyone who’ll listen long before metastasis sets in.

Got in early enough to get Muhammad Ali back but he is still the greatest no matter what!!!

Jimmie Carter.

Nelson Mandela. Got some bad dick back in prison.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (aka Dinnerjacket)

Charlie Sheen in some Tony Montana like fashion.

http://tinyurl.com/d2o8vh8

Fidel Castro

Time for a different traitor from Michigan: Sen. Carl Levin. If he’s not seeking re-election, there’s no cure for whatever he’s got.

Staying with Joan Fontaine for the time being.

John McCain. Just because.

Riding ZsaZsa Gabor FTW. Wait..that didn’t come out right.

Lindsay Lohan.

Mainly Inaney, Insaney Janey Fonda (Sorry, SomeVeg…but a guy gotta do, what a guy gotta do – there’s potential Sweasey Artiness and/or Auntie’s Dick [or some similar/simulacrum thereof…] at stake, here -)

We all gotta go sometime why not her, right now?

(Wow, that Hutch was right in there at the gun, with Valerie harper, yet – talk ’bout gunnin’ for a twofer…)

Lindsey Graham. I knew my first pick (his sidekick) would go early so its always good to have a backup plan.

Kirk Douglas. Born in 1916. 1916. Dayum, he’s old.

Laurie beat me to John McCain. I was hoping for a slow and painful death from something venereal picked up at his dinner with Buraq Hussein during the filibuster.

That dinner was shared by Senator Lindsey Graham. Both of them did and have been attacking the filibuster to get the White House to renounce its claim of the power to kill Americans, on American soil, without charge, trial, or warrant. It was, according to them “disrespectful” and “rude” to think that they might actually do what they were claiming the right to do.

So, keeping in mind this quote from a commenter at HOTAIR:

Interesting ironic object lesson in all this. For months who were the ones lecturing us about the need for party unity in order to win? RINOs. Now who are the first ones out of the gate to attack and undermine party unity in the aftermath of the most effective and popular attack on Obama we’ve yet seen? The RINOs.
> rrpjr on March 7, 2013 at 6:54 PM

The surest way to gain the hatred of the Institutional Republicans, is to stand up to the Democrats and defend the Constitution.

Back atcha, RINO’s.

Lindsey Graham, of flesh-eating AIDS.

Subotai Bahadur

abe vigoda

Crap, beaten by Stephen Falken. That’s the way the Graham cracker crumbles. I yield, while retaining my hope for cause of death. OK, Kim Jong-Un; pudgy dictator of North Korea [and one of the relatively few non-emaciated people in North Korea]; from a batch of bad kimchee tainted by the Iranian U-235 that seems to have turned up there.

Subotai Bahadur

Sticking with Nancy Reagan.

Bashir Assad.
or however it’s supposed to be spelled.

Sal Dimasi, convicted former Speaker of the Massachusetts House of Representataives and current guest of the federal prison system.

Hamid Karzai, 20 minutes after US forces pull out of Afghanistan, from an explosive blast to the everything.

anonymous = steve

Robert Mugabe

Robert Mugabe of Occupied Rhodesia.

If,perchance,I should win, a commemorative
certificate containing the CDP logo would
I think,be a just reward.

CRUD!

Former Speaker of the House – Jim Wright

Pete Seeger FTW

Nancy Pelosi of Botox poisoning

Ayman Zawahiri.

James Garner, because I can’t think of anything else.

Noooo! Not James Garner—he’s the first movie star I fell in love with (I practically swooned thru The Great Escape and I was only eleven).

Harry Reid.

geeze, how early to I have to sneek a peek in here while I’m at work?! Ok, Desmond Tutu

Chuck Berry

For the dick, the Manchurian President of Amerika and not-so-closet-homosexual Buttrocka Obamanus, or whatever the fuck his real name is, even if I have to pay for it myself, express mail and all, although an artist’s rendering of pet chickens would by awesome.

Hugo….. Oh Damn! I forgot. Jane …..Double Damn! Well, there’s always Larry King… but hopefully not for long.

I have decided to stop lurking and start playing for the virtual dick with a real one…
I choose Dick Durbin.

Ed Asner, a dick, for the artwork!

Leonard Nemoy. He has lived long and prospered, but he isn’t looking so great these days. Of course, repeatedly singing the ballad of Bilbo Baggins MUST have taken it’s toll…

Clint Eastwood…..happy to lose to Laurie’s pick of McCain however!!

Ashley Judd would be nice cooled to room temperature.

(not Steve)

Would it be too much for the jacksons, jr and sr to go at the same time….car crash, plane crash, mad crack head….samey-same.

So if they can’t go at once, Jr would get me dick.

I take Jesse Jackson jr POS that he is

Frank Lautenberg

Ariel Sharon again.

Jerry Sandusky.

Roving in another new direction:

Former U.S. Rep. Kenneth W. Hechler (D-WV, 1958-1976), the oldest living ex-member of either House of Congress: 98.

(I’ll have to watcb this one myself – there’s no way it will get any headlines.)

Tony Bennett

Eric Holder, from a rouge drone attack or a rouge gerbil, I don’t care as long as he’s gone…

Chrissy Matthews, frothing, on air.

While in this case winning would indeed be its own reward, a postage stamps worth of WeaselArt would be a treasure far above pudding.

Peter Sallis. Played Norman Clegg in every episode. over a 31 season run, of Last of the Summer Wine.

I was going to go back to my old standard David Rockefeller, Sr., but instead I’m going for Henrique Capriles, leader of the anti-Chavez folks in Venezuela. His days are numbered, and the number is very, very small.

Comment from Deborah
Time: March 8, 2013, 8:24 pm

Noooo! Not James Garner—he’s the first movie star I fell in love with (I practically swooned thru The Great Escape and I was only eleven).

My wife has the same problem. I suggest drinking heavily.

Michael Moore.

William Shatner

I agree about James Garner. The last movie I saw him in, “Murphy’s Romance”, he was still hawt.

And since Fidel is taken, I’m going with his baby brother, Raul Castro. He did go to Chavez’s funeral, so no telling what will happen. I think Fidel has already met his maker and they will tell us in a few years.

Betty White

Hugh Hefner. Smoking jacket and all.

Hugh “I Can’t Get It Up Without A Chemical Crutch Because I’m Sooooo OLD” Hefner, or, as he is known around The Bunny Hutch, “Mr. Shrivel.”

To quote Subotai Bahadur, “CRAP !!!”
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Then I choose John Dingell, [D-MI12], because he is 86 and a Democrat Congressman. Can the 12th District do better? I doubt it, which is sad on its own.

I’m picking me!

I have an antibiotic resistant bug eating out the inside of my leg at the moment. I’ve lost 12 kg in 6 days. The hospital in NZ won’t admit me because they have run out of antibiotics to treat it … and I’ve already contaminated 3 floors of the public hospital with a Superbug!

V, M and BRSA Oceania strikes with a potent nasty fleash eating bug!

Bob Dole

George P. Shultz

Get well soon Ocean.

George Soros – C’mon, that rat bastard has to die someday, right?

Oceania, you dumbass, probably screwing around with your petri dishes of death. Get better and lose the leg if you must. That kind of fate is best for government thugs.

The rest of you people took all the good ones.

George H. W. Bush.

Seeing as Betty got better and Harry’s keepin’ his head down in the ‘Stan, I gots to go with the old hockey puck his ownself, Don Rickles.

Comment from Oceania
Time: March 9, 2013, 3:38 am
I’m picking me!

The rules state, and I quote:

1. Pick a celebrity. Any celebrity

You are not qualified to win dick. But good luck with your out-of-control menagerie.

Comment from beasn

Oceania, you dumbass, probably screwing around with your petri dishes of death. Get better and lose the leg if you must. That kind of fate is best for government thugs.

My thoughts exactly. But if you simply must succumb, Oceania, kindly please make one final tour of govt offices and infect door knobs, telephones, toilet seats, coffee/tea mugs, and lunchroom cutlery.

Justin Bieber because his body guards aren’t always going to be there to shove his skinny ass back in the vehicle before some paparazzi 5 times his size stomps the shit out of him.

In other scenarios I could see him having a seizure whilst driving his piece of shit car.

Being raped by a bunch of teenage girls…..I doubt.

He doesn’t seem the type that likes girls…..heard one at Walmart refer to him as the “gay eminem light” to her mother and they both laughed….not so cute to everyone i reckon.

well maybe not with his car……..

something called lil twist wrecked it !!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2290050/Justin-Bieber-gets-bad-news-Lil-Twist-wrecks-100-000-Fisker-Karma.html

Danny Glover.
It would make me happy.

Back to Billy Graham.

The Bieber is an interesting choice. Drudge says he was two hours late for a show, and then a day later is checking into a hospital. My theory is that the lateness was just some sort of wild-boy behavior but the hospital visit is for a little Clockwork Orange style rehabilitation. Little Justin is about to find out what it really means to have sold your soul to the man. He may never be the same, but they can fix that in the studios

I hadn’t seen the story above about ‘Lil Twist’ wrecking Justin’s chromed Karma when I posted but it fits my theory perfectly. My bet is that the mini rapper was merely a passenger taken alone to take the blame and to give him a little warning that Justin’s current string of bad luck could attach itself to him if he doesn’t start flying right himself.

See boys? We can break your toys and take them away like THAT! . Just a little message for ya from da’ Boss .

Welcome to the machine.

Fred Phelps, preferably by projectiles falling from the sky ‘cuz the Honor Guard accidentally loaded live rounds for the 21-salute.

Sheet, just realized it was Saturday. I finally got on a Sim City server and played for 12 hours.

I’ll go with Phil the Greek; HRH Prince Philip.

Eli Wallach

My usual pick, Rancid Clark, former Atty Gen and longtime dickhead commie. Cause of death: a festered asshole. What? Come on guys, we were all thinking it.

Maggie Thatcher. I swear I thought today was friday!

You guys haven’t been hearing Oceania. Sure, he may have this nasty super bug, totally immune to modern drugs. BUT, it was the US GOVT that gave it to him. In the same way the US assassinated two NZ Prime Ministers and then rewrote all the history books and newspapers to totally erase any mention of the murders — the US also infected poor Oceania.

Oceania is lucky the US just gave him this bug, they gave Chavez and Castro cancer, don’t you know? I have put my own self at risk of retaliation by the US Govt for just telling this simple truth.

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: March 9, 2013, 1:10 pm

My thoughts exactly. But if you simply must succumb, Oceania, kindly please make one final tour of govt offices and infect door knobs, telephones, toilet seats, coffee/tea mugs, and lunchroom cutlery.

I will go farther than that. I realize that these are Kiwi government officials; but even they have to have a coterie of “ladies [or gentlemen, or sheep] of negotiable virtue” who service the Nomenklatura. Y’all need to take one or more for the team.

Subotai Bahadur

Aargh, I knew I’d lose out on Pete Seeger when I had to be on the road all Friday.

So, Valerie Jarrett. I didn’t notice her listed yet.

George Michael; in the “Tiger Blood” self-destructing catergory

I picked it up in a medical research facility … my culture days are long past … however if you want to read between the lines: http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10120376

Still Gordon Brown.

Harry Belafonte

Argentine President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner. We’re rid of one lefty South American head of state, why not another?

I just realised – if I win and Stoat does bestow upon me a drawing of a zombieized Hefner … will I be able to see any difference from a standard portrait of Hef?

BTW: I would like pink bunny ears and a cotton tail on ol’ ZombHef, if at all possible. Please? Pretty please?

From Oceania’s article:

“You might have a tiny little slip and not even notice that it’s happened.”

Oh, I think Ms. Abu-Bodie noticed. Losing two legs, a hand, and some fingers from the other hand is noticeable.

Not according to Occupational Health and Safety here in NZ!
I can walk around in public, visit supermarkets, stores, and other public places. Because they don’t want to say ‘Superbug’ it is allll ‘ok’!
I figure a problem shared is a problem halved – right?

If you are going to be sharing any of that, do so in the Occupational Health and Safety offices.

So if that hospital isn’t going to treat you, what do they suggest you do? Is there no other place for highly contaminated people….or there just isn’t any money? Is it mostly government run down there?

I wish you all the best.

Al Molinaro

I believe this is what is called ‘socialised medicine’?
Although in NZ we have ACC, so you can’t sue – if you even wanted to. The medics cover their arse, and so does everyone in the food chain. So at the end of the day, everyone ends up in cattle class through the public health system – even though you may have insurance for private medical proceedures.
Same docs with different hats on moonlighting.
Oh, and the government buys all the drugs, and stipulates their purchasing power to reduce costs.
Don’t get sick children – not in NZ!

Me thinks a non-too subtle thread hijack is underway.

Actually, it’s kind of refreshing to see him attacking his own country for once. Anyway, how do you derail a Dead Pool thread?

“Anyway, how do you derail a Dead Pool thread?” Easy Christopher Lee Now listen as Mrs Compton and others wail

Oceania needs to fight back, instead of going along with the socialists. Thats what I do, and its fun. There is nothing better than watching sheep get sheared when you’re on the sideline. Ex: all the ObamaBots cheering on higher taxes for “the rich” and then getting their own FICA taxes raised!!! Priceless fun.

Anyway, Oceania should take a flight to a free country, get medical attention there, and let the hospital bill the NZ govt. Its done all the time by the elites. Do it Too Oceania. Despite your odd views on dead NZ PMs, you’re worth every bit as much as some damned politician or CEO.

I’m with tomfrompv. Do it Oceania. Socialists are nasty little eugenicists and they only give a shit when it comes to their own hide because they are better than dirty little peasants who have nothing useful.

Weasels Hate Soccer!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GgO-pQBo68w

Weasels Hate Soccer!

That. was. AWESOME!

The only thing better would be one weasel per player. Soccer would be a lot more interesting if you had to catch a weasel before playing.

I wouldn’t grab a wild animal with my bare hands. Don’t they have rabies in europe?

I saw a video of a little jack russell on the field going after the ball. He was cute.

Pine marten. Poor bastard. They’re shy little beasties.

Maybe you should do another ‘know your weasel’ post, Stoaty.

Make and model of mustelid?

Good stills at The Blaze:

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/03/11/the-exact-moment-a-crazy-critter-crashes-a-soccer-match-and-bites-player/

Proves that ‘Yaketty Sax’ makes anything funnier, even bitey-wild-mammal-chasing…

Wow, I’m late.

I’ll pick Tom Baker, sometimes known as “the Doctor Who with the floppy hat”, sometimes known as Mrs. Lalla Ward, and sometimes as the voiceover guy on “Little Britain”.

Mew

Acat,

Wait, what? WHY him!?!?!?! Is he ill? Tom Baker was my hero when I was a kid. He is MY doctor…he can’t die! I forbid it!

Yes, time for another Weasel Show & Tell. Which reminds me—I have pile of sharp sand in my yard, and I love to see the animal tracks that appear in it. A sort of critter cam in the sand—only I have to figure out what the critter is by examining the tracks. Last Friday night—BADGER tracks! I swear it seems like the animals go out of their way to walk across the sand. Ok my me. I guess I need to put some more out there.

I hate it when Faire weekends coincide with the Dead Pool, because by the time I wade out of the 16th century back into the 21st all the good picks are gone.

Hillary Clinton needs to be taken out to make room for the first Mooch to claim her crown as first female black wookie president.

Deborah,
I very carefully painted the doors to my crawlspace one day. And left them open overnight to dry. In the morning I had an unimaginable variety of paw prints left on the sill. Never knew I had SO many animals creeping around at night. Needless to say, I was terrified that some of the critters had decided to stay in there and not leave.

So I had to match each set of incoming to outgoing prints. Thank god no cloven hoofed animal had come round, but I’m pretty sure I had at least one bird take a look under my house. I got very sick of looking at paw prints, counting toes, comparing sets!

Feynmangroupie: I’m with you. Tom was (and still is) my favourite actor who got to play Doctor Who, and I’ll be deeply saddened when his day comes.

Dale Robertson has passed. Anyone have him? Anyone?

Another dickless death. So sad.

http://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/television/article/Actor-Dale-Robertson-dies-in-California-hospital-4314553.php

Better stock up on Dick Sweawsel!

The factory is apparently gone burger!

Lads!

I’m thinking of heading to Australia shortly!
The infectious disease specialist at the local hospital has put me on amoxicillin+clavulanic acid and continued the Cipflox (DNA gyrase inhibitor) … it is soooo far resistant to augmentin, pen, ceph, fluclox, ceftrioxane and appears not to be budged by 5 days of cipro max dose.
So the astute of you may ask – why would a ‘specialist’ prescribe something that doesn’t work?

That’s what you get for a sloppy government funded medical system, and not being able to sue.

Just about to book my airline tickets and leave …. of course there is someone from the Ministry of health looking for me at the moment ….

🙂

heimlich, h

Ed Asner rushed to a hospital…Veeshir is on it.

To fennyfan et al – no, I am not aware of any problems with Doctor Who (erm.. Tom Baker). However .. 79 years is a tad on the elderly side, and he *had* to be livin’ large back in the day. (Lalla Ward is nothing to sneeze at)

Mew

Olivia de Havilland!!!!

Maid Marian, Mrs. Custer, some chick in “Elizabeth and Essex,” and them other Errol Flynn flix…

Lil Wayne?

No idea who he is, but he’s supposedly is doing poorly.

GOD DAMNIT NINA!!!

lady gaga

Hey, Stoaty says dirty tricks are allowed. 🙂

Annette Funacello

Did anyone have Harry Reems? Anyone?

Now if there ever was a celebrity that deserved a dick…

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/03/21/harry-reems-dead-deep-throat-actor-was-65/?intcmp=features

Can Oceania have its own death thread? I work in infectious diseases and it is tiresome to hear leftists complain about the consequences of their own actions, the failure of “the system” to deliver immediate and all-curative remedies at no cost, and/or how they are the victim and hero both in their drama. Also, shit happens; if you have to cry about it, go do by yourself, and be quick about it.

Mayor NANNY Bloomberg.

And somebody could be getting dicked soon……

“AndStatistics”

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/03/breaking-assad-shot-by-iranian-bodyguard-hospitalized-in-damascus/

Anyone have British actor Richard Griffiths? No? On we go…

Looks like AltBBrown takes the dick! Former NFL, NCAA coach Jack Pardee dies at 76

Congrats, AltBBrown.

Looks like Roger Ebert just got the thumbs down.

It’s sad. (That nobody had him.)

Ebert was a nasty piece of work. But, boy, he had a nasty exit.

I had an uncle who got mouth cancer. We weren’t allowed to see him for the last year of his life.

Mortality. Feh.

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