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Oh MY! Itsa GMO ferret! Don’t touch it! Don’t touch it!

She’s adorable!

I think she’s a little cutie!

Breeding runts to runts?

Sounds like Britains multicultural policy – Runtism!

It would fit perfectly into a toasted club roll.

But just as wiggly as any normal sized one

Is that a real ferret or a Sears ferret?

I don’t get this attraction to teacup-sized animals. I suppose it’s just a personal preference, but I prefer breeds that would survive the process of natural selection.

I’ve always been fascinated by miniatures. That was the only appeal that Barbie had for me: all those tiny coke bottles and kettles.

If I could, I’d work on genetically engineering little bitty cats, call them kits; ideal for apartments and such. The size of a kitten, but full grown.

Are those special open-fingered ferret-handling gloves?

Is “genetically engineering” some secret code for “breeding”?

(I think the fingerless gloves are to cover up the “D-E-T-H” & “S-K-U-L” knuckle tattoos so the CIA doesn’t recognize her)

“Tis not the size of the ferret in the hand that matters, Tis the size of the fight in the ferret.” something like that.

Or, “I am tiny, but I am Fierce.”

I think a ferret would fit right in at the Badger house.

A friend used to have one who would poop in his shoes whenever it didn’t get it’s way.

Sadly, no. The gloves are on account of Reynaud’s.

🙁

Better hope that li’l sucker wasn’t an escapee…
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/d-brief/2013/05/23/new-bird-flu-may-be-able-to-spread-between-people/

Oh, yeah, one of my brothers in law has the cold-triggered vasoconstriction problem. He has to wear gloves even when he’s playing sports (& the temperature is below something like 50°). Not any bizarre discolouration yet, that I know of, though.

I never used to think anything of it, but I was talking to my dad (from whom I inherited it) and he said, “oh, yeah, one of my friends had Reynaud’s, had to have the ends of all her fingers amputated after gangrene set in.”

I’m a little more careful now.

Ugh. Human bodies are so weird & gross.

Don’t ferrets eat chickens? Or would an alpha chicken eat a mini-ferret?

I had a friend who had Reynaud’s and her hands would turn purple from the slightest chill. It freaked me out so much that I bought her hand warmer packets.

I had a ferret a couple of decades ago,and they are awesome pets. Except when they bite your toes at night, in order to get your attention.

Yes, chickens are the reason I don’t have ferrets. I’d love one dearly.

There is, of course, a rogue corner of my brain wondering if I could get away with a teeny tiny ferret.

The cat would never forgive me, though.