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Christy Dignam – front man for Irish rock band, Aslan
Thought of Prince Philip, but naaaah…

Phil the Greek

Sticking with Nancy Reagan….afraid not to now as she will surely drop then. 🙂

Hugh Hefner for the dick!

In his smoking jacket, with the pipe (smoking), in the circular bed. Viagra at hand.

It’s really time for John Dingell to go.

Wilko Johnson – Game of Thrones star, guitarist in band Dr. Feelgood.

Harry Reid

Bradley Manning

Bob Dole – he sounded damn near dead last audio I heard of him.

Damnit, Pablo! That was going to be my pick, hoping he would continue a long tradition of congressional Lautenbergs!

I’m going with Billy Graham, for the not dick.

Hope he sticks around long enough to see Evil Ones in DC get their comeuppance, though! So put me down as conflicted.

Valerie Harper

henry kissinger

Phil the Greek is under the knife, as we speak…..

While I can now be reasonably sure that someone that the Federal mass bugging of all telephones and the internet has detected to be an Enemy of the State will be “disappeared” with extreme prejudice soon [24 hours ago before the government admitted doing it, such a statement would have been paranoid. Now, it is a reasonable conclusion.]; we will not know who.

So, I will leave the obvious choices for the pool aside, and simply bid for Chris Christie [Obama-minion-despite-the-R] to die of internal shrapnel wounds from a post-pigout lap band explosion.

Subotai Bahadur

Robert Mugabe of occupied Rhodesia.

Since her highness, Betty, won’t cooperate, I’ll take hubby Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh, Prince of Thieves, top o’ the Morning’, OBE, VC, LSMFT, NCOIC, and all that other princely stuff…..

I’m sticking with Kirk Douglas.
Born 1916. 19..f’n..16.

because what if I turned up one day and asked to sleep on the couch and tried to touch the winner for money?

Therapist: “Show me on this doll where the Weasel touched you.”

Pupster: *points to swimsuit area*

Ayman Mohammed Rabie al-Zawahiri has been Al Qaeda #1 too long.

Glenn Greenwald.

He is making a stench of himself to the Obama administration.

Olivia de Havilland

Going overseas for my pony. I call Robert Mugabe for the win!

Former speaker Jim Wright —

Mahamad ALI once again!!

Sticking with Benedict, Pope Emeritus

Micky Rooney

What the heck, Fidel Castro.

Dianne Feinstein

once again, I’ll pick Rosalyn Carter

Willie Nelson

The winner will receive an Official Certificate of Dick Winning and a small original sketch par moi. That is, if the winner chooses to send me a mailing address. I wouldn’t blame the winner for not, because what if I turned up one day and asked to sleep on the couch and tried to touch the winner for money? Still…official certificate!

If you think you can fit into a (3″×3″×12″) post-office box, you’re welcome here any ol’ time! 😀

Carol Channing!

I continue in my tradition: 47 different picks, of which I had 21 before anyone else, and 17 all to myself.

I’ve had 5 foreigners among my last 7, so let’s stay at home.

Lowell Weicker, self-righteous liberal git.

Chuck Berry

Jimmah Carter -of appolexy that the Obama administration has turned into the Nixon administration.

Jimmah-dat rabbit is a’comin’ for ya! And he ain’t gonna miss dis time…

I was a fan of Esther Williams. I thought she was delightfully snarky IRL.

To Janna @ June 7, 2013, 7:21 pm
I’m sticking with Kirk Douglas.

I just read Love Has No Alibi, a mystery from 1946. The narrator and protagonist is a guy named “Kirk Douglas”. His first movie was released that July. Coincidence? Douglas was an active NYC stage actor in 1945-46, the book is set in NYC, and the author seems to have been a New York guy (though despite being named Cohen, he was originally from South Carolina).

P2, Try again. Prince Philip aka the Duke of Edinburgh aka Philip Mountbatten is also widely referred to as PHIL THE GREEK.

Several of those picks have been picked before. Make sure to do a search!

Zsa Zsa…..this far down…..what the hell.

Die, David Rockefeller Sr., die!

Geeze, why all the hate for Phil? You just know the Queen will have him freeze dried and they’ll put a puppet sleeve up his ass and make him say horrible things.

Bashar Hafez al-Assad.

Let it be so.

In the name of JUSTICE:

Eric Holder.

In the Zimmerman vein….

In the name of (un)Holy:

The revrun Jesse Jaxsun

Back to the old standby – Antoine ‘Fats’ Domino

Dang, who’s left?!

In the wish fulfillment category, I’m picking Al “the Rev” Sharpton, because that’s probably the only way we’ll get his mug off of MSNBC.

Freeeeeeee Nelson Mandela
With every purchase over $9.95

Helen Thomas, for the virtual dick!

Michael Douglas, from nasty poontang……

Damn…. I been out of the UK too long…. Guess its back to queen Betty her ownself…….

The ongoing implosion of the Obama admin has be hitting Chris Matthews pretty hard, so…

I’m going to go with Ronnie Biggs…

eli wallach

Harry Belafonte

Abe Vigoda, tho I could swear he died forty years ago.

My old standby, Desmond Tutu.

William Shatner

Going to stick with Stan Lee.

Joan Fontaine! (again)

Nancy “The Hairy One” Pelosi… of terminal duplicity (or anythang, really, lyin’ ole hag).

Ryan Braun of contaminated steroids.

Dick Van Dike, according to the National Enquirer I saw in the grocery line today.

Dyke ^

Obama.

Or whatever it calls itself these days.
Not just content to destroy the United States, Obama has leaked information vital to the defence of Israel. In fact, Obama has leaked so much information, it represents the greatest ever single threat to the existence of Israel.

Your President is GONE!

Jim McDermott. He’s overdue somewhere.

I’m gonna be pissed if Phil the Greek karks after I’ve picked him yea these many weeks and lose out to Carl cuz I had to deal with family drama today. *stamps foot*

I’ll take Joan Fontaine…the other de Havilland.

“…the Queen will have him freeze dried and they’ll put a puppet sleeve up his ass and make him say horrible things.”

So – what you’re saying here, Mrs. Compton, is that Phil The Geek has, in actuality, gone secretly room-temp some time ago, and what we (occasionally) see/hear is, in reality, Her Maj ‘avin’ us on a bit, yes?…

Meanwhile –

True to my traditional trend, I’ll take Red Jane, ol’ Hank Fonda’s homegrown-Commie mistake…would that there actually was that “long-post-birth retroactive abortion” thingy some were discussing awhile back; we could have voted Insaney Janey off this Island Earth long since…

Ah, well – even Hollyweird Harlots don’t live forever, although it may sometimes seem some of them do.

Hope springs eternal, and all that…

Actually, I’d (believe it or not) be hoping Yon Oceanic One wins this round, but for one ugly factor: Joe Biden

The very thought of Joey Plugs becoming Preznit should quite justifiably send cold-robbies right thru your heart!!…

Nothing wrong with being an Esther Williams fan.

While I am happy to share with Oceania the rectal probings I’ve been taking from the IRS, DHS, DoE, DoJ, ATF, FBI, TSA, EPA, DoAg, and some lesser known alphabet agencies, for wanting LastNameUnknown to DIE! DIE! DIE!, I will not gladly give up a chance for the dick, soooo…for the dick, George H.W. Bush. Obama needs a Presidential funeral to take the heat off.

Don Pardo

david letterman

RINO (Rest In Nether Orbs) Lindsey Graham

It will be the ABC agencies that do the job.
But after 9/11, Sandy Hook, and the Boston Bombings, well, really.

Perhaps you can dig up some old fossils whom wrot the Warren Commission Reports?

🙂

Nothing like a State Funeral to take the heat off economical and IMC issues.

Ramsey Clark, my old standby. Grim Reaper Dude that would be most excellent.

When scratching Philip off my list, I considered the quality of medical care available and sure to be used to keep his pulse going for a tad.
Using that same logic, I believe @gulliblepratt has pulled ahead at the 3/4 pole. The only way Nelson’s gonna get the same care is a loooong flight after a crappy diagnosis by the local shaman.

Sticking with Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg

Putin’s ex-wife. Dangerous role, she’s got!

gullibleprat has the early lead… http://tinyurl.com/mmvqb88

Looks like the “Night Stalker” beat the executioner to the punch…..

Only because I have just now been shown her contribution to the ‘Lean Forward’ video series, regarding collectivism and our children: Melissa Harris-Perry.

My friend asked that I remove all knives I may be carrying prior to viewing the video, for he knew believed that it would push me to the edge of reason (and perhaps over).

Jumpinupbaldheadedmotherofchrist, he knows me all too well…

Michael Moore, that poster child for healthy eating (not).

schumer the tumor

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. From choking to death on bacon.

Oh hell, I’ll keep with Luise Rainer. The bint is real old and all the kids she told to get off her lawn are dropping, so she should be due any day now.

Christopher Lee

Sarah Murnaghan

Tom Smothers (of the Smothers Brothers).

Ed Asner, he can’t last forever.

Oh crap, Mugabe was already picked. Ok then, I’ll go for the long shot and pick Cher. I’m figuring that she’s been tightened up so much that any kind of cut and that skin will split off in a Technicolor tragedy of epic proportions. Well, maybe not a tragedy and more of a Looney Tunes cartoon.

I think I will go with Betty White, she can’t last forever and there is demand for a Golden Girls re-union in the after-life…….

“Looks like the “Night Stalker” beat the executioner to the punch…..”

Been waiting for this a long time. They should have executed that truly evil piece of slime years ago. My wife and I were living in the LA area when he was running around. It was scary.

Hillary Clinton. She knows too much.

Mary Tyler Moore because all the good ones are already picked. I forgot it was dead pool Friday.

Hutch picked Esther Williams at 9:12 pm on June 7 but Wiki has Esther dying on June 6.

ah crap, I’m too tired to do anything right today… I’m the anon with Mary Tyler Moore.

Charles Manson is next – I just know it. Why the taxpayers of California keeps creatures like him and Stalker alive for so long I’ll never understand.

Pete Seeger. I am nothing if not constant.

Hmmm. Lots of good picks. Gonna pick Pete Townshend.
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No reason.
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Mew

Fred Phelps

Grrrr….I’ve gotta settle for Linsday Lohan again.

On the other hand, Olivia de Havilland may well outlive her…

I suspect gulliblepratt may be the winner…

Elmore Leonard. Can’t be all that healthy n Detroit

I’m voting for Edward Snowden. Someone in the NSA is sure to put out a contract on him.

Its Nelson and Phil the Greek racing for a photo finish

John Boehner

Joe “shoot off the porch” Biden, in a self induced act of stupidity or from choking on his own foot…

Yogi Berra. Heaven needs a catcher.

No one had Slim Whitman? (I thought he was dead already too..)

Slim Whitman.. Off to the great infomercial in the sky.

I would have never seen this one coming: James Gandolfini has died of a heart attack in Rome

http://tinyurl.com/kfemm6t

Gwyneth Paltrow of Goop and abortions for Mother’s Day fame.

Continuing on the actor theme: Al Molinaro

Nelson Mandela…….may be getting gulliblepratt some DICK!!

“Unresponsive”. Fuck. I wanted the shitty little murdering homo to go out in searing agony, like his victims.

Comment from naleta
Time: June 11, 2013, 6:23 pm

I’m voting for Edward Snowden. Someone in the NSA is sure to put out a contract on him.
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Given Putin’s background and views, I .. do not expect Mr. Snowden to survive his stay in Moscow.

Mew

gulliblepratt is edging in for the win:

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/06/23/nelson-mandela-in-critical-condition/

Bobby “Blue” Bland was 83 years old

http://dailycaller.com/2013/06/24/blues-singer-bobby-blue-bland-dies-at-83/

Can’t re-find the damn story but I think gulliblepratt could be DICKED.

Update: Found it……

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/06/mandela-dies-before-obama-visit/ Via the Guardian and “multiple sources”

I’ll nip in and pick Randy Travis. He’s not looking too good.

Good pick, Dr. Detroit!

Sending pure healthy thoughts and best wishes to Mr. Mandela.

Walk into the light Randy, walk towards the light! . . .

weaselwannabe, it looks like you win the virtual dick with your Helen Thomas pick:

Helen Thomas dead at 92

Helen Thomas has cursed her last Jew. Congrats, weaselwannabe!

One person I’m not sad to see go. She is no doubt getting some badly needed schooling right about now.

Okay we all do, but some seem to need that little chat more than others.

Way to go! Best death ever.

I’d like to say this in defense of Helen Thomas…
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and that is all I will ever have to say in defense of Helen Thomas.