Dead Pool 180: weathered the storm edition
The dick goes to mossomo with Hassan Nasrallah. According to his Wikipedia article, he was killed while meeting other leaders in a bunker 60 feet below a residential building, though it may have been smoke inhalation rather than the blast that done him.
We will not shed a tear.
Are we all ready?
0. Rule Zero (AKA Steve’s Rule): your pick has to be living when picked. Also, nobody whose execution date is circled on the calendar. Also, please don’t kill anybody. Plus (Pupster’s Rule) no picking someone who’s only famous for being the oldest person alive.
1. Pick a celebrity. Any celebrity — though I reserve the right to nix picks I never heard of (I don’t generally follow the Dead Pool threads carefully, so if you’re unsure of your pick, call it to my attention).
2. We start from scratch every time. No matter who you had last time, or who you may have called between rounds, you have to turn up on this very thread and stake your claim.
3. Poaching and other dirty tricks positively encouraged.
4. Your first choice sticks. Don’t just blurt something out, m’kay? Also, make sure you have a correct spelling of your choice somewhere in your comment. These threads get longish and I use search to figure out if we have a winner.
5. It’s up to you to search the thread and make sure your choice is unique. I’m waayyyy too lazy to catch the dupes. Popular picks go fast.
6. The pool stays open until somebody on the list dies. Feel free to jump in any time. Noobs, strangers, drive-bys and one-comment-wonders — all are welcome.
7. If you want your fabulous prize, you have to entrust me with a mailing address. If you’ve won before, send me your address again. I don’t keep good records.
8. The new DeadPool will begin 6pm WBT (Weasel’s Blog Time) the Friday after the last round is concluded.
The winner, if the winner chooses to entrust me with a mailing address, will receive an Official Certificate of Dick Winning and a small original drawing on paper suffused with elephant shit particles. Because I’m fresh out of fairy shit particles.
Note: I am woefully behind on dick deliveries. If I owe you one, you’ll know how long. I ain’t gived up, but I haven’t drawn much since lockdown. Some day, your heirs might hear from my heirs.
Posted: October 11th, 2024 under deadpool, personal.
Comments: 47
Comments
Comment from BullDawgGirl
Time: October 11, 2024, 6:00 pm
Joe Biden
Comment from BullDawgGuy
Time: October 11, 2024, 6:00 pm
Jimmy Carter
I am tired of people saying he loved his wife. If so he would have already gone to see her.
He did say he wants to stay alive to vote in the next election. Makes me wonder if he wants to vote for the potentially worst president ever of the United States. He used to be on top but has since been replaced with others so maybe he’s just trying to work his way to a lower number in the Worst Presidents ever category.
4 minutes in and no one is around
Comment from G_d’s Middle Finger
Time: October 11, 2024, 6:05 pm
Alan Greenspan
Comment from BullDawgGuy
Time: October 11, 2024, 6:10 pm
@G_d’s Middle Finger
Maybe he will take Andrea with him.
Comment from Ben
Time: October 11, 2024, 6:30 pm
William Shatner
Comment from The Neon Madman
Time: October 11, 2024, 6:52 pm
Dick van Dyke, the old song and dance man.
Comment from Gromulin
Time: October 11, 2024, 7:15 pm
Clint Eastwood
Comment from thefritz
Time: October 11, 2024, 7:23 pm
Dick Cheney, before he can cast his Rino vote for Kamala. Die scumbag!
Comment from Uncle Al
Time: October 11, 2024, 7:28 pm
Volodymyr Zelenskyy a/k/a Vladimir Zelensky, ex-president and current mass-murdering martial law dictator of Ukraine.
Comment from Uncle Al
Time: October 11, 2024, 7:35 pm
For OCD/completeness’ sake, the original version of the name of that Ukrainian penile pianist is Володимир Зеленський.
Comment from ExpressoBold Pureblood
Time: October 11, 2024, 7:37 pm
Since my Greenspan perennial pick has been poached (better luck to G_d’s Middle Finger than I have had with that sumbish), I choose 91 years young Willie Nelson !!
Comment from dissent555
Time: October 11, 2024, 8:08 pm
staying with my poached Paul Ehrlich pick for this round
Comment from Deborah HH
Time: October 11, 2024, 9:25 pm
John Forbes Kerry
Comment from LesterIII
Time: October 11, 2024, 9:38 pm
GAAAH! Ch@os has been governing my lifen and I almost missed this round. Louis “God spoke to me on a flying saucer!” Walcott, AKA Farrakhan. ‘Cuz he’s a vile fükknob, antisemite, race-baiting, violence-provoking cultist, AND he’s unfreakinghinged.
Comment from Ea
Time: October 11, 2024, 10:10 pm
Bill Clinton
Comment from Tonyc
Time: October 11, 2024, 11:35 pm
For someone new to me, I’m going to choose that little hag Yoko Ono.
Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: October 11, 2024, 11:42 pm
Actually, I had my pick all lined up before last Friday, and he hasn’t died in the interim.
Harry Roberts – ringleader in the 1966 Shepherds Bush murder of three police officers. He was paroled in 2014 after 48 years, and there was a lot of hooraw. Maybe somebody will finally revoke his parole.
Comment from Carl
Time: October 11, 2024, 11:55 pm
Duke of Kent
Comment from gulliblepratt
Time: October 12, 2024, 12:06 am
King Charles Cavalier.
Well, he’s got the same droopy face as one.
Comment from p2
Time: October 12, 2024, 12:41 am
Even though I’d hate to win this one, I’m taking my favorite Jeannie…Barbara Eden. Still achingly lovely after all these decades….
Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: October 12, 2024, 12:52 am
Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones because these sure seem like the End Times.
Comment from MrsMGunz
Time: October 12, 2024, 12:52 am
If it wasn’t for the terrorist, I would have had the last round with Ethel Kennedy.
Just another reason to hate terrorists, as if anyone needed more reasons.
So I am picking Jack Hanna, “Jungle Jack” zookeeper who was, with his menagerie, a frequent talk show guest in the 1980s and 1990s.
Comment from PatAZ
Time: October 12, 2024, 2:21 am
How about Kamala’s long ago main squeeze, Willie Brown. 90 this year.
Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: October 12, 2024, 2:21 am
George Soros
Can’t happen soon enough, long long overdue
Comment from platypuss
Time: October 12, 2024, 12:32 pm
June Lockhart gets lost in space.
Comment from technochitlin
Time: October 12, 2024, 12:35 pm
Mick Jagger, as usual…
Comment from nbc
Time: October 12, 2024, 1:06 pm
Hamas cross-dressing dirtbag Yahya Sinwar
Comment from Jeff Weimer
Time: October 12, 2024, 1:54 pm
“Big Daddy” Don Garlits, legendary Top Fuel drag racer
Comment from Tim Carlson
Time: October 13, 2024, 4:42 pm
My choice will either take himself out in an unfortunate hunting accident, or by self-deletion after losing the election. Or maybe his crazed wife will finally get sick of covering up his secrets and give Death the assist.
However it happens, I pick Tim Walz to bite the big one, and I don’t mean equine penis.
Comment from Armybrat
Time: October 13, 2024, 7:41 pm
Jeesh….I evacuate for a hurricane and y’all go and have a dead pool. But I’m baaaaaaack, baby! How about film critic Gene Shalit…age 98.
Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: October 14, 2024, 6:07 am
The stats, as of DP 179:
178 Dead Pools.
728 players.
10599 entries.
1570 different candidates.
DPs with winning first picks: 36, 42, 46, 78, 89, 92, 98, 101, 110, 133, 143, 157.
Latest winning pick by number: sherlock with Dan Schorr (#95) in DP 10.
Latest winning pick by days: Ripley with B. B. King (120 days) in DP 72.
Players with the most wins:
11 Carl
7 LavenderGirl
7 thefritz
6 Pablo
5 ExpressoBold Pureblood
5 LesterIII
5 steve
Players with the most entries:
167 Armybrat
163 thefritz
161 Rich Rostrom
157 Uncle Al
154 RushBabe
153 Ben
148 ExpressoBold Pureblood
148 Weaselwannabe
147 PatAZ
146 Some Vegetable
139 LesterIII
139 P2
136 Gromulin
134 Tim Carlson
130 Eirik
126 Davem123
126 Hutch
125 steve
124 Subotai Bahadur
122 BJM
121 currently
121 dissent555
117 Janna
117 Spad 13
116 RimrockR
114 JC Collins
113 Pablo
112 catnip
112 unkawill
107 Gulliblepratt
105 platypuss
102 J. S. Bridges
Players with the most different targets:
159 Rich Rostrom
112 Tim Carlson
84 currently
82 PatAZ
77 steve
76 Subotai Bahadur
73 Uncle Al
71 Davem123
66 unkawill
58 Pablo
57 BJM
54 catnip
49 ExpressoBold Pureblood
48 P2
47 Pupster
46 Weaselwannabe
45 Stephen Falken
45 platypuss
44 Armybrat
42 Gromulin
42 Jeff Weimer
42 Mija Cat
41 Spad 13
41 Stark Dickflüssig
Most popular targets (the most entries):
177 Jimmy Carter
161 William Shatner
150 George Soros
129 Henry Kissinger
119 Nancy Pelosi
118 Kirk Douglas
118 Prince Phillip
115 Jane Fonda
113 Olivia de Havilland
106 Robert Mugabe
101 Dick Van Dyke
100 Rosalynn Carter
Targets with widest popularity (chosen by the most different players):
49 George Soros
47 Betty White
47 Nancy Pelosi
44 Bill Clinton
43 Hillary Clinton
42 Jimmy Carter
42 Joe Biden
37 Dick Van Dyke
36 Abe Vigoda
36 Henry Kissinger
34 Harry Reid
34 Keith Richards
33 Fidel Castro
33 Kirk Douglas
31 George H. W. Bush
31 Jerry Lewis
31 Lindsay Lohan
29 Olivia de Havilland
29 Prince Phillip
29 Ruth Bader Ginsburg
28 Mel Brooks
27 Zsa Zsa Gabor
26 Bob Dole
26 Clint Eastwood
26 Ed Asner
25 Bashir Assad
24 Billy Graham
24 Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI
24 Queen Elizabeth II
21 Bob Barker
21 Dianne Feinstein
21 Hugh Hefner
21 Jane Fonda
21 Larry King
20 Dick Cheney
20 Harry Belafonte
20 John McCain
20 Michael Moore
20 Nancy Reagan
20 Robert Mugabe
20 Willie Nelson
Comment from Uncle Al
Time: October 14, 2024, 11:58 am
Thank you, @Rich R. It’s always a pleasure to see the numbers.
Comment from ExpressoBold Pureblood
Time: October 14, 2024, 9:10 pm
Thank you, Rich Rostrum !!
Comment from currently
Time: October 14, 2024, 11:45 pm
Wendy Williams
Comment from RushBabe
Time: October 15, 2024, 12:45 am
Eva Marie Saint. Perennial.
Comment from Mrs Carl
Time: October 15, 2024, 10:39 pm
Esther Rantzen
Comment from BullDawgGuy
Time: October 17, 2024, 12:47 am
Ok Jimmy, you voted so now it’s time to pass away. Maybe you should have to live and see the worst presidential candidate ever go down in flames.
I can’t win the DeadPool until you die.
Comment from thefritz
Time: October 17, 2024, 3:19 pm
Rumors are flying the Israelis got Yahya Sinwar…
That means nbc is the lucky dick winner. But really, we’re all winners if this scumbag is really está muerto.
Comment from thefritz
Time: October 17, 2024, 4:03 pm
Confirmed! GRAPHIC WARNING photo…. https://x.com/Doranimated/status/1846895121121288397
still awaiting DNA confirmation….
Comment from thefritz
Time: October 17, 2024, 4:54 pm
DNA and dental records confirm, Sinwar is dead.
See y’all Friday!
Comment from ama
Time: October 17, 2024, 9:29 pm
Congratz to nbc, but moreso, Congratz to the IDF, congrats to Israel and congrats to people who love western civilization.
Comment from Tonyc
Time: October 17, 2024, 10:43 pm
Don’t let it be said that Islamic leaders are never open minded.
Comment from Carl
Time: November 4, 2024, 8:54 pm
David Attenborough
Comment from BullDawgGuy
Time: November 6, 2024, 6:34 pm
OK JIMMY the peanut farmer:
You Voted, your candidate lost, so time for you to go to HE Double Hockey Sticks.
I want to win this round and have another pick up my sleeve for the next one.
Comment from blake
Time: November 11, 2024, 9:58 pm
Confirmed! GRAPHIC WARNING photo…. https://x.com/Doranimated/status/1846895121121288397
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Hey, that guy doesn’t look well!
Uh…I’ll pick…mmmm…Peter Bonerz.
He played Jerry the Dentist on Bob Newhart’s show and also directed a lot of shows.
Comment from Nana1
Time: November 18, 2024, 6:44 pm
Val Kilmer since Expresso Bob poached Willie Nelson.
Comment from ExpressoBold Pureblood
Time: November 18, 2024, 11:42 pm
“Expresso Bob”
Thanks Nana BooBoo 1….
I’ll just be over here a’bobbin’ an’ a’weavin’….
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