I’m sure that wasn’t there when I left this morning
When the roofers began to take the tiles off the outside of the kitchen roof, the innards came tumbling down. It wasn’t entirely unexpected – the interior walls will have to be replaced anyway – but coming home to a couple of inches of ancient crud on the stove was not the happy Friday I was looking for.
Uncle B had it worse. Not only did he put up with the banging and crashing all day, but he stuck his hand in a gardening glove and something inside stung him horribly.
Marvelous how the sunlight sparkles on the cobwebs, yes?
Soon, gin will make it all better. Have a better weekend, everyone!
Posted: November 1st, 2024 under personal.
Comments: 5
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Comment from QuasiModo
Time: November 1, 2024, 7:12 pm
Have a nice weekend everyone! Hope you guys have some stuff to put on that sting besides gin 🙂
Comment from ExpressoBold Pureblood
Time: November 1, 2024, 9:07 pm
I bet it was a spider! A Hallowe’en Spider!
Comment from Uncle Al
Time: November 1, 2024, 10:14 pm
Sorry to hear you got stung, @Uncle B. That sort of thing is a most unpleasant surprise and can spoil a whole day (or less than a day if you’re particularly unlucky).
In tropical and subtropical places, you learn to shake out your shoes before putting them on. I get around that by wearing sandals 99.9% of the time.
I’m curious: what is your gin of choice? I’m mostly a rye whiskey man but I do enjoy an occasional glass of Boodle’s.
Comment from Pupster
Time: November 1, 2024, 11:09 pm
I always shake the work gloves like they owe me money, then stomp on them before putting them on. Thank you for re-enforcing my phobia. Brrrrr.
Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: November 1, 2024, 11:12 pm
Yikes Uncle B, hope it’s just temporarily horrible.
The number of crawly poisonous critters hereabouts makes my imagination cringe for you.
I prefer slithery poison things you can blast with a 9mm from 15 feet away to crawly things that can hide in a glove.
But that’s why you need gin, to hide the nasty flavor of tonic.
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