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She’s famous!


Look at this girl’s face. LOOK AT IT! She’s so gosh-darned pleased to get her mug in the paper holding the butt-plug she had surgically removed from her plugged butt after a bout of rough anonymous sex. She’s speaking out “to urge others not to let embarrassment get in the way of seeking medical help.”

I think maybe this chick could use just a leeeeetle more embarrassment in her temperament, don’t you?

I mean, I’ve been in some embarrassing spots — maybe not sex-toy-jammed-up-the-butt embarrassing, but nevertheless, things I’m not proud of. I hoped everyone involved would forget everything as soon as poss.

I’ve seen this item as far afield as the NY Post today. Local Sussex girl. Nobody I know. Well, I kind of feel like I know her now.

Can’t help thinking we’ve taken this celebrity thing a tad too far.

June 28, 2017 — 9:19 pm
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