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She’s famous!


Look at this girl’s face. LOOK AT IT! She’s so gosh-darned pleased to get her mug in the paper holding the butt-plug she had surgically removed from her plugged butt after a bout of rough anonymous sex. She’s speaking out “to urge others not to let embarrassment get in the way of seeking medical help.”

I think maybe this chick could use just a leeeeetle more embarrassment in her temperament, don’t you?

I mean, I’ve been in some embarrassing spots — maybe not sex-toy-jammed-up-the-butt embarrassing, but nevertheless, things I’m not proud of. I hoped everyone involved would forget everything as soon as poss.

I’ve seen this item as far afield as the NY Post today. Local Sussex girl. Nobody I know. Well, I kind of feel like I know her now.

Can’t help thinking we’ve taken this celebrity thing a tad too far.


Comment from Armybrat
Time: June 28, 2017, 9:37 pm

My mama always said “don’t do anything you can’t sit at the dinner table and talk about with your grandmother.” She also told me the secret to a happy marriage was to be a gourmet in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom.

Comment from Ric Fan
Time: June 28, 2017, 9:40 pm

About 2 years ago, I read about a man in the UK in his 50s who lived with his mother who also got something “stuck” He was too embarrassed to ask for help. After about 5 days a friend dropped by and found him with a high fever and in pain and called an ambulance. Unfortunately, it was too late and the man died. Felt bad for the guy.

The weirdest thing I saw stuck (I use to work in an ER) was a glass junior baby food jar stuck in a vajayjay. She drove quite a ways – 90 miles, to be seen in an ER where no one wd know her. Good idea. That couldnt have been comfortable. And what if the glass had broken? Shudder!

Comment from Skandia Recluse
Time: June 28, 2017, 9:55 pm

The internet is a very dangerous place.

Comment from Anonymous
Time: June 28, 2017, 10:02 pm

Your NHS dollars pays for this. 🙂

I read that the NHS wastes billions a year on treating binge drinkers. If they were responsible for the tab, maybe people would drink more responsibly

Comment from Monty James
Time: June 28, 2017, 11:05 pm

•Emily Georgia, 20, used the four-inch stainless steel sex toy during steamy night

•However, when the toy got stuck up her rectum, her lover quickly upped and left

Chivalry is dead. For myself, if I learn that she requires an additional sex toy besides myself, I will take that as a sign that my presence isn’t required. Principle of the thing.

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: June 28, 2017, 11:20 pm

Somebody should market butt plugs, or any insertable sex toys for that matter, with safety ropes attached so the users can always yank ’em out.

Comment from dissent555
Time: June 28, 2017, 11:55 pm

Heh. Bet her folks are proud as peacocks!

Comment from Ric Fan
Time: June 29, 2017, 12:00 am

Isnt that flat part on the end suppose to keep it from going inside and causing damage? I wonder if it came with instructions or did she get it…used?

Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: June 29, 2017, 12:14 am

This will sound all wrong, but I would love to read her obituary. The Brits have such a flair for them, and somehow I suspect that this smug little photo and the story behind will feature prominently.

I recommend looking for it (heh); in fact consider this a ‘plug’ for it. Of course her death is no doubt a long way in the future, so save this ‘plug’ where you can’t lose it.

Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: June 29, 2017, 2:27 am

Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: June 29, 2017, 12:14 am

SV, I’m so impressed that you were able to work that all in there with what seemed to be very little effort! It seemed like a very smooth passage!

Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: June 29, 2017, 2:32 am

Isn’t that a 22mm mortar round?

Comment from Ric Fan
Time: June 29, 2017, 3:25 am

Unless she plans to sell sex toys, who’s going to hire her?

Comment from 2, 3, 5, 7, 11
Time: June 29, 2017, 3:46 pm

>Comment from Ric Fan
>Unless she plans to sell sex toys, who’s going to hire her?

Anderson Vanderbilt-Pooper?
Think of the ratings!

Comment from durnedyankee
Time: June 29, 2017, 7:00 pm

That’s one way to get 15 minutes of fame.

Stuffing a chromed, oh, sorry, stainless steel, jeweled plumb bob up the butt probably wouldn’t be outside of Warhol’s expectations.

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: June 29, 2017, 8:24 pm

She could perhaps get a job in the Netherlands plugging leaking dikes.

Comment from drew458
Time: June 29, 2017, 8:52 pm

Next time use the one with the firmly attached pony tail. Also comes in faux fox. And you can get ears too. Spare yourself a trip to the ER.

Comment from Mitchell
Time: June 30, 2017, 12:04 am

She just needs a bigger plug.

Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: June 30, 2017, 12:38 am

Long ago when the world was new, I provided badge, gun, and muscle at Denver’s “Friday and Saturday Night Gun and Knife Club”. We would get people in with the most remarkable things inserted rectally. The docs really hated light bulbs, because they broke so easily when you tried to remove them.

There was a certain distinctive walk in these cases; kinda knock-kneed, pigeon-toed, on tip-toe, with an attempt to levitate thrown in as they approached the Triage area.

One afternoon a conservatively dressed businessman type approached the desk with “the walk”. It turned out that he swung both ways, and was having afternoon delight with a boy toy. In the process, a jar of Skippy Chunky had gotten placed where no bread or jelly belonged either. The x-ray was a classic and was on the light box in the radiologists’ lounge for a long time.

Shortly afterwards, middle-aged wife of said businessman came into the ER screaming like a ruptured Bann Sidh. She had called his office, and all the secretary knew was that he had been taken to DGH ER. Wife is thinking heart attack, and wants to know where hubby is.

Lowest ranking intern quickly got the job of explaining to spouse what he was storing where, although he did not have to explain the cause of insertion. Wife went into treatment cubicle at high speed and verbal volume. Hubby was in a gown and a position more commonly used in natural childbirth and not in any condition to change position. Volume got higher, and wife left shortly afterwards, accelerating I believe in the direction of an attorney’s office.

I don’t think that said businessman would be eager to be featured in the NY Post, let alone the Denver Post. O Tempes, O Mores

Comment from Steve Skubinna
Time: June 30, 2017, 1:27 am

Don’t be embarrassed. Yeah.

So, that self awareness thingy, how does it work again?

Comment from drew458
Time: June 30, 2017, 3:27 am

Subotai – the end of a classic non-PC joke:
“… and the proctologist says ‘you’ve got a dozen red roses stuck up your bum!!

And the guy says ‘read the card, read the card!!'”

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