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Dead Pool Round 33: dog days edition

S2 wins Round 32 (you know how to claim your dick, S2). Andy Griffith can no longer be used as a blue-hair calming device by the gubmint. A more satisfying death than the last couple.

Right! Onwards and earthwards!

0. Rule Zero (AKA Steve’s Rule): your pick has to be living when picked. Also, nobody whose execution date is circled on the calendar. Also, please don’t kill anybody.

1. Pick a celebrity. Any celebrity — though I reserve the right to nix picks I never heard of (I don’t generally follow the Dead Pool threads carefully, so if you’re unsure of your pick, call it to my attention).

2. We start from scratch every time. No matter who you had last time, or who you may have called between rounds, you have to turn up on this very thread and stake your claim.

3. Poaching and other dirty tricks positively encouraged.

4. Your first choice sticks. Don’t just blurt something out, m’kay?

5. It’s up to you to search the thread and make sure your choice is unique. I’m waayyyy too lazy to catch the dupes. Popular picks go fast.

6. The pool stays open until somebody on the list dies. Feel free to jump in any time. Noobs, strangers, drive-bys and one-comment-wonders — all are welcome.

7. If you want your fabulous prize, you have to entrust me with a mailing address. If you don’t want the fabulous prize, you’re too smart to be a regular. It takes me forever to put them in the mail, packages go by slow boat, typically take minimum eight to ten weeks and lose the will to live along the way.

8. The new DeadPool will begin 6pm WBT (Weasel’s Blog Time) the Friday after the last round is concluded.

What do we want? Aunty’s dick! When do we want it? When it gets here!


Comment from JeffS
Time: July 6, 2012, 6:01 pm

Jimmy Carter.

Comment from Davem123
Time: July 6, 2012, 6:01 pm

Hugo! Hugo! Hugo! (Chavez, that is.)

Comment from Pablo
Time: July 6, 2012, 6:02 pm

I’ll go with Hosni Mubarak.

Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: July 6, 2012, 6:02 pm

Chief Justice John Roberts, for treason. He has moved to the top of my list, and it is a long bloody list.

Subotai Bahadur

Comment from mojo
Time: July 6, 2012, 6:04 pm

Jesse Jackson Jr., with a monkey wrench, in the library.

Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: July 6, 2012, 6:05 pm

Comrade Fidel Castro.

Comment from Scott Jacobs
Time: July 6, 2012, 6:10 pm

Abe Vigoda

Comment from Crabby Old Bat
Time: July 6, 2012, 6:11 pm

Zsa Zsa Gabor. (Although maybe not, her mother made it to 101.)

Comment from JC
Time: July 6, 2012, 6:12 pm

Stickin’ with Jacques Barzun, international man of history. He didn’t look too good at the Berlioz shindig last month.

Comment from David Gillies
Time: July 6, 2012, 6:15 pm

J. Gordon Brown, for poisoning British politics to the extent that a shiny-faced Social Democrat nanny state excrescence like David Cameron is referred to as a ‘Conservative’ PM.

Comment from Formerly known as Skeptic
Time: July 6, 2012, 6:16 pm

I think I’ll go back to Ahmadinejad. Here’s hoping!

Comment from RealMc
Time: July 6, 2012, 6:24 pm

Bashar al-Assad

Comment from Dustoffmom
Time: July 6, 2012, 6:32 pm

Stickin with Nancy Reagan……

Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: July 6, 2012, 6:33 pm

Fideo! Er Fidel as in that dog Castro!

Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: July 6, 2012, 6:35 pm

Damn! Bob beat me to Castro! Thennnnnn Jane Fonda!

Comment from MrCaniac
Time: July 6, 2012, 6:38 pm

Jim Nabors to complete the Andy Griffith Show hat trick.

Andy the other day, Goober about a month ago. Plus Gomer didn’t sing “Back Home In Indiana” at the Indy 500 on Memorial Day. Next Memorial Day the Indy 500 will be doing a video of him singing it like the Flyers do with Kate Smith singing “God Bless America”.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: July 6, 2012, 6:40 pm

Leonard Nemoy

Comment from Vince
Time: July 6, 2012, 6:50 pm

Kim Jung-un while singing his new personal song has a heretofore unknown allergic reaction to a peanut he was chewing on, chokes to death – most in attendance think it a suicide after listening to the tune.

Comment from Montenegro
Time: July 6, 2012, 7:04 pm

I’ll take Erenst Borgnine this round!

Comment from Eirik
Time: July 6, 2012, 7:39 pm

Robert Mugabie

Comment from Greg
Time: July 6, 2012, 7:44 pm

Lindsay Lohan…

Comment from platypuss
Time: July 6, 2012, 7:48 pm

Let’s give Mandela a shot.

Comment from Michael
Time: July 6, 2012, 7:50 pm

You know, Sun Myung Moon isn’t getting any younger…

Comment from rustbucket
Time: July 6, 2012, 7:53 pm

Betty White

Comment from Pupster
Time: July 6, 2012, 8:05 pm

Kenny from South Park.

Those bastards!

Comment from shepherd2
Time: July 6, 2012, 8:32 pm

Nancy Pelosi. All that botox has to be bad for you.

Comment from ZooomZooom
Time: July 6, 2012, 8:33 pm

Juliane Assange (or however you spell the wiki-leaks POS)…..

found dead laying over his key board emitting signs of polonium poisoning…….


Comment from RealMc
Time: July 6, 2012, 8:38 pm

Holy Crap….. how about the person that next serves the POTUS a meal:


I wonder how long til GWB gets blamed for this?!?!?!

Comment from Stephen Falken
Time: July 6, 2012, 8:46 pm

George McGovern

Comment from wirejerk
Time: July 6, 2012, 8:51 pm

Hugh Hefner, all of that cialis going to catch up someday. Just a smiling corpse in a bathtub.

Comment from Fawn
Time: July 6, 2012, 9:00 pm

Penny Marshall

Comment from AltBBrown
Time: July 6, 2012, 9:06 pm

As I was waaay too slow to get here in time for Zsa Zsa, I’m going w/ the Favorite of Frogdom Funniness, Jerry Lewis.

Comment from RushBabe
Time: July 6, 2012, 9:10 pm

The Rev. Billy Graham, but I’m not rootin’ for it.

Comment from Joan of Argghh!
Time: July 6, 2012, 9:46 pm

Harper Lee.

Comment from Malcolm Kirkpatrick
Time: July 6, 2012, 9:52 pm

Kim Jong Un.

Comment from Argentium G. Tiger
Time: July 6, 2012, 9:59 pm

Kirk Douglas

Comment from Gulliblepratt
Time: July 6, 2012, 10:26 pm

Robert Mugabe

Comment from Grizzly
Time: July 6, 2012, 10:30 pm

Eric Holder – Commits hari kari after obummer figures out he’s too much of a liability.

Comment from Sockless Joe
Time: July 6, 2012, 10:48 pm

Henry Kissinger.

Comment from Armybrat
Time: July 6, 2012, 10:57 pm

Mohamed Ali.

Comment from Mrs. Compton
Time: July 6, 2012, 11:13 pm

Whew, didn’t even know it was friday!!!

Maggie Thatcher.

Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: July 6, 2012, 11:17 pm

A sleaze who hasn’t been heard from much lately, and is ripe for the Reaper: Gore Vidal.

Comment from m
Time: July 6, 2012, 11:32 pm

harry belafonte

Comment from Hutch
Time: July 6, 2012, 11:51 pm

I’m going ring down the curtain on the last Hogan’s Hero. Robert Clary.

Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: July 7, 2012, 12:27 am

Ayman Zawahiri in a pig-blood covered hellfire drone strike with malice aforethought and only bits and pieces from which to perform DNA analysis.

Comment from Monotone The Elderish
Time: July 7, 2012, 12:34 am

Ruby Muhammad

Comment from PatAZ
Time: July 7, 2012, 12:48 am

John Bryson, the late, great Secretary of Commerce.

Comment from PatAZ
Time: July 7, 2012, 12:49 am

Two Robert Mugabes. Anyone for a trifecta?

Comment from Rodent
Time: July 7, 2012, 12:50 am

Joan Walsh, of Salon, from bile overfill.

Comment from Ben
Time: July 7, 2012, 1:12 am

William Shatner

Comment from Ripley
Time: July 7, 2012, 1:19 am

Olivia de Havilland

Comment from sandman is going to resist
Time: July 7, 2012, 1:44 am

My traditional twofer: Jesse Jackson Sr and Al Sharpton. If I missed someone else having them I’ll go with Charlie Sheen, of A-Hole Management, from a disease given him via his johnson, from one of his freak “goddesses”. If by goddess he meant sleazy spunk dumpster ho types.

Let the Dying Begin!!!Eleventy!!

Comment from EZnSF
Time: July 7, 2012, 2:06 am

Oceania. Erotic asphyxiation.

Either that or polonium poisoning from a batch of Scottish shortcake sent to him from the Oak Ridge National Laboratory.

Comment from naleta
Time: July 7, 2012, 2:20 am

I’m sticking with Michael Moore. I’m glad I don’t know him personally, because as hot as it’s been here in Michigan lately, I wouldn’t want to be accused of sticking TO Michael Moore!
Icky!! 🙁

Comment from Janna
Time: July 7, 2012, 2:21 am

Helen Thomas

Comment from Pavel
Time: July 7, 2012, 2:36 am

Stephen Hawking, sadly.

Comment from Oceania
Time: July 7, 2012, 2:51 am

Oak Ridge? Nothing there anymore …
I remember my days at Lawrence Livermore tidying up messes. Only the USA uses Polonium to kill people. Russians usually use Thallium.
Personally, Americium is my favourite way to poison people.


Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: July 7, 2012, 3:11 am

Clint Eastwood.

Comment from Yoda the Medic
Time: July 7, 2012, 3:19 am

George H W Bush

Comment from physics geek
Time: July 7, 2012, 3:37 am

Leonard Nimoy. He looked all Keith Richards in the Fringe season finale last year.

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: July 7, 2012, 3:44 am

David Rockefeller again. He’s gotta die sometime, and it is greatly to be hoped SOON.

Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: July 7, 2012, 4:00 am

Joan said: “Harper Lee”

Am I the only one who thought “To Kill a Mockingbird” was opportunistic dreck?

Comment from BJM
Time: July 7, 2012, 4:07 am

LiLo…sooner or later she’s gonna do a Whitney at the Hotel California.

Comment from sandman is going to resist
Time: July 7, 2012, 4:36 am

Oak Ridge? Nothing there anymore …
I remember my days at Lawrence Livermore tidying up messes. Only the USA uses Polonium to kill people. Russians usually use Thallium.
Personally, Americium is my favourite way to poison people.

Are you really such a dick that you just lie now to make yourself feel better? Firstly, polonium was used to dispatch KGB and Russian defector/tattle-tale Alexander Litvinenko and may have been used in a political killing: the famous umbrella killing in the UK some years ago. Of a Russian defector.

Secondly, use of Americium would naturally lead back to the US as Americium, hence the name,is a by-product of the US way of enriching fissile materials to our standard of usable state.
You may be an actual scientist, or just a lab rat, but to my way of thinking, you’re a dickhead and you bring shame on all New Zealanders and Commonwealthers with your actions and your stupidity. Please refrain,and stop the stupidity, okay? Some of us actually understand your ignorant gibberish and just wish you’d say something erudite and witty and not God-forsaken friggin stupid. You sheep molesting islander types are not top of the food-chain, or you’d be the Superpower, not the US.

Wise the fuck up and do better. Your parents expect better from the product of their loins. Jeebus,mate, get your shit together, okay?

Serious attempt to draw you out of your islander jack-wagon role.

Thanks, I approved this message. Along with dark lager.

Would I try to reason with this jack-wagon otherwise? NO!!!

Comment from p2
Time: July 7, 2012, 4:37 am

Mick Jagger. He may already be dead, just hasn’t found out about it yet……

Comment from unkawill
Time: July 7, 2012, 6:40 am

micky Rooney

Comment from Mr. Dave
Time: July 7, 2012, 12:22 pm

Ramsey Clark

Comment from thefritz
Time: July 7, 2012, 1:31 pm

Wow, I’m out of commission getting a protological exam and someone poaches my favorite DP pick.

OK Michael, I hope Sun Myung lives until the next round so i can pick him back…unless of course I’m laid up with another six feet of cable in my caboose. Speaking of pains in the ass…I pick Farakahn.

Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: July 7, 2012, 2:16 pm

Bob Mulroy: no you weren’t! 🙂

Comment from Potato Bandit
Time: July 7, 2012, 2:26 pm

Chuck Berry.

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: July 7, 2012, 3:33 pm

Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson, most likely containing more cocaine than a whole busload of mexican drug mules.

Comment from Clifford Skridlow
Time: July 7, 2012, 7:56 pm

Charlie Rangel, because it would just feel so good to be rid of the old hack.

Comment from Can’t hark my cry
Time: July 7, 2012, 8:00 pm

Bob Mulroy & Uncle Badger: Me Three! How nice to know there are others.

Comment from weaselwannabe
Time: July 7, 2012, 8:15 pm

Tony Bennett
P.S. Thanks for the dick.

Comment from Mija Cat
Time: July 7, 2012, 8:17 pm

Sir Paul McCartney. I can’t be the only one who thinks his recent musical efforts are utterly cringeworthy…


Comment from bigsmarthuman
Time: July 7, 2012, 8:58 pm

Pete Seeger. Now & forever.

Comment from Andy
Time: July 7, 2012, 9:11 pm

Larry King

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: July 7, 2012, 11:46 pm

I thought there was a consistent rumor that Harper Lee’s childhood pal Truman Capote actually wrote Mockingbird.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: July 7, 2012, 11:58 pm

Persistent, not consistent.

Garçon! My Mason jar is empty…!

Comment from Laughing Buddha
Time: July 8, 2012, 2:00 am

I have got to start setting an alarm for this. Ronnie Biggs. Again..

Comment from Cindermutha
Time: July 8, 2012, 7:06 am

George Soros. Though I’m not sure Satan can die

Comment from Oceania
Time: July 8, 2012, 7:41 am

Sandman has never used monkeyshit:

Markov? Wasn’t that Ricin? Have you been stashing Castor-Beans again? Anyone can make Ricin.

Do you know what monkey-shit is? It was a shame they banned it as it contained asbestos. But remember – in the dry well no one can hear you scream. Or Screw.
Am241/243? LD50? How many smoke detectors is that? Didn’t you get that job at LLNL? You’re just upset that you missed out and they employed someone with the right number of chromosomes?

A shame on New Zealanders? Most Kiwis can’t stand Yanks – so don’t take this to heart because virtually our entire country can’t stand you. Nor should we tolerate you.
At least the Chinese are polite – and don’t fake their own wars.

Comment from J.S.Bridges
Time: July 8, 2012, 8:18 am

Once again with Li’l Red Moron-Hood Janey Fonda…gotta go sometime, and so why not now, hey?…

If I win, BTW, ship the Spotted Trophy to Oceanic Drivel, down in Down-Underland – after applying a suitable lacing of polonium, of course. That way, he/she/it will 1) truly be said to have received “just dessert”, and 2) will learn the true meaning of Getting Dicked.

“…my days at Lawrence Livermore tidying up messes.” Ah, so now we know – you’re a retired janitor, right?

Comment from Oceania
Time: July 8, 2012, 8:42 am

You are forgetting that we are detecting radiation in Californian and Hawaiian food imports – even detected Pu in your domestic Milk supply – which is mostly above EPA and WHO levels for Caesium content alone.
If you want to live – you’ll have to buy our food. Not to say that your Cornfields are dying – no pun intended.

Comment from sandman is going to resist
Time: July 8, 2012, 8:57 am

Well, an asshole is an asshole. I’ll just read your rantings as those of a guy stuck on an island at the ass end of the world. And the Kiwis, Aussies and Canadians I work with, healthcare types, were glad to get out of the home country. Guess that’s why they are here.
People like you. Assholes.

Enjoy your solitude and do remember to address your Mandarin Masters in the appropriate honorific.


Comment from sandman is going to resist
Time: July 8, 2012, 9:08 am

And for the record I was thinking of the fellow killed by radiation a few years ago, not the ricin umbrella. The Russkies used quite a few different variations with that device and ricin was just one of several.
Of course, seeing that I know that from 10 years of Military Intelligence and not by virtue of being a Kiwi, the hairy fruit as it were, it’s probably suspect. I’ll defer to you on all things southern hemisphere.

Except the folks I know who came to America to get the hell out of NZ. Nice to visit, hell to reside, I’m told. But I get the same from English and Canadian RNs who moved to get away from their respective NHSs.

But they disagree with your viewpoint, so they must be full of shit. I’ll bring em up to speed and tell where they have their opinions wrong. Get right the hell on that.

You’re a douchebag. I’d say shit-hook or fuckface but wouldn’t want to offend the Sweasel Mustelid Clan by calling you a fuckface, you fuckface.

Enjoy your weekend overshadowed by China. And do be polite.


Comment from sandman is going to resist
Time: July 8, 2012, 9:09 am

Sorry Swease and Uncle B.

Comment from Oceania
Time: July 8, 2012, 10:04 am

And you wonder why countries are turning away from you?

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: July 8, 2012, 10:30 am

Oh, don’t apologize. Trolls are a community resource, Sandy.

Comment from Oceania
Time: July 8, 2012, 11:03 am

Free World 1
Evil Americans 0


Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: July 8, 2012, 12:57 pm

Senor Bridges , I must point out that I beat you to Jane Fonda but only because Mr. Mulroy beat me to Fideo Castro. You gets to spin the poison bottle again me thinks.

On a different note add me to the list of those who believe that the world absolutely positively doesn’t need another silly love song at least not from Syrup Paul McCartney. Actually wouldn’t it be fun to put him and Pete Seeger singing on a stage at the same time, both trying to steal all the attention till one of them gives up (unlikely) or dies? Maybe we could speed things up by having Madonna come out on stage part way through the show and letting her show off her ass crack again.

The things people will do for attention, even if it gets them called a hairy kiwi fruit.

Note to self: must cut back on the Irish coffee at Sunday breakfast.

Comment from Redd
Time: July 8, 2012, 3:52 pm

I thought there was a consistent rumor that Harper Lee’s childhood pal Truman Capote actually wrote Mockingbird.

Yes. But considering the professional jealousy among writers, I doubt it is true.

Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: July 8, 2012, 7:15 pm

Sandman, request permission to take station on you.

Amongst the people of the Antipodes, there are some stark differences between the Australians and New Zealanders.

First amongst them is honor, or the lack thereof.

For decades, there was a military alliance between the US, Australia, and New Zealand; referred to as the ANZUS [Australia, New Zealand, United States] Treaty. Short form, an attack on one was an attack on all; and it was envisaged as a promise that if something happened to the Aussies or Kiwi’s we would be there for them.

The morning of September 11, 2001 shortly after the second Tower fell; President Bush got a telephone call from Aussie Prime Minister John Howard. All he wanted to know was who WE would be fighting and let the US know that Australia would honor her commitments.

Later that same afternoon, the Government of New Zealand abrogated the treaty in a panic; and squealed to all who would listen that they had not problems at all with whoever committed the attack.

Another, of several differences, is appearances. Every Aussie I have met, regardless of physiognomy, has walked and carried him/her self with pride and self confidence; submitting to no man.

Kiwis remind me of Uriah Heep.

New Zealand does have beautiful landscapes. That, in conjunction with their appearance, gave them a step up for the filming of the Lord of the Rings movies. Besides the countryside that matched descriptions of Middle Earth, it was easier to make up Kiwis as extras to play Orcs and other fell creatures.

Subotai Bahadur

Comment from Mrs. Compton
Time: July 8, 2012, 9:31 pm

We have a winner!!! Ernest Borgnine has gone to that big Navy in the sky!! Congratulations Montenegro!!

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: July 8, 2012, 9:33 pm

Yep. Round 33 was a short one!

Comment from Redd
Time: July 8, 2012, 9:38 pm

I guess he forgot to masturbate today.

Comment from jwpaine
Time: July 8, 2012, 10:17 pm

How etched in stone is that “please don’t kill anybody” part of Rule Zero?

Just curious….

Comment from Montenegro
Time: July 9, 2012, 12:48 am

Hey!!!!! I’m a double dick winner!! Ms. Weasel still have my address??

Comment from sandman is going to resist
Time: July 9, 2012, 1:32 am

Another, of several differences, is appearances. Every Aussie I have met, regardless of physiognomy, has walked and carried him/her self with pride and self confidence; submitting to no man.

Kiwis remind me of Uriah Heep.


I gladly defer to your more intimate knowledge of that defense situation. I have a good friend, an American Navy Vet(RN) who served in the Pacific in the 80s and 90s, and got to the NZ/Aussie area regularly. He spoke of ANZUS and ANZAC. He thought the Aussies could be a tad hard headed but utterly dependable. He thought substantially less of NZ and its denizens. So I guess I have to agree with you.

I have heard that a great many Kiwis object to being called Aussies but Aussies get downright hostile when called Kiwis by mistake.

I have occasional traffic with Commonwealthers, and the Aussies seem a good crowd. Only know of one or two NZ-landers and they seem rather standoffish. On the other hand, right down the road in Greenville, South Carolina there are hundreds if not thousands of South African ex-pats and they are a great group to the last one I’ve ever met.

I appreciate your input and even now tell myself that a Sino-obsequious Kiwi does not represent his entire inbred island nation.

Sorry to see Ernest Borgnine go. He looked like Rosie ODonnell, so I think she should go too. Wishful thinking.

I apologize to the Madam Weasel in charge for my rude language, as it takes a good bit to bring that out. And also to the Badger of the Manor for tolerating my outburst.

As for Oceanus, he/she/it can go bugger another farm animal and piss off. Maybe its future Mandarin Overlords will let it measure radiation in a collective farm latrine or something. It seems to welcome Sino-Kiwi domination.

Just another dead pool otherwise. Charlie Sheen and LiLo still live…like lichens. Sadly.

Comment from Oceania
Time: July 9, 2012, 7:34 am


You’re just upset that ANZUS without Z spells ANUS!

The treaty was abrogated and destroyed by the USA when you failed to act on the French bombings of a NZ port facility.
You were asked for assistance – you failed to act under the Treaty clauses. Game over.
Just like so many Treaties you have made with the Native Indians – before you slaughtered them by the millions – again and again.

You Americans talk about ‘honor’ but you don’t know the meaning of the word. Nor how to spell it.
If you had any ‘honor’ – you would not have murdered two of our Prime Ministers for implementing democratic decisions – would have you?
And you wonder why Kiwis don’t like you? Haven’t you worked it out yet?

If you did – you would have worked out the real causes for 9/11.
That was in fact, a demolition job by elements within your very own government. Where is the plane wreckage or video footage from the Pentagon? How did WTC7 fall over by itself again? Why did all your buildings fall at ‘g’? Violating conservation of energy? They can’t all fall at ‘g’ and grind themselves up – that’ violates conservation of energy.

Right after 9/11 – we were in contact with Japanese, Chinese and Russian Intelligence services. Turns out that the FSB, Mossad and French services had all been repeatedly warning your government that an attack was planned – and underway.
So there we have it. The war on terror is a sham. Saddam Hussein had nothing to do with 9/11 – nor did Osama Bin Laden.
Osama died in 2005 of renal failure. He was a very sick man.
How do I know this? Well, I know some of the family. He was on dialysis. You don’t get 300 litres ultra pure water in a cave in the hills each day for dialysis – little alone the buffer solutions.

You can Whinny, Bleat, and Moo like most Americans – however when push comes to shove – and you are faced with facts – and not brain dead mindless ‘honor and patriotism’ – you then come badly unstuck.
You’ve lost in Iraq. You’ve lost in Afghanistan. You’ve definitely lost in Syria. Wars of genocidal aggression.

You are bankrupt, poor, starving, unemployed – and playing for time – and it is running out …. so either Self Destruct or move off the World Stage and Let China and Russia take over.
They certainly couldn’t do a worse jobs than you losers have to yourselves.

Comment from Oceania
Time: July 9, 2012, 7:39 am

PS: Russian spies later passed on to the NZ government that your government was aware of the French bombing plans – yet failed to inform the NZ government. Nice huh?

And now you are crying foul?
Oh you didn’t help us when we blew up our own buildings and pretended it was some Arabs who could barely fly planes!

Yeah – right. You did it to yourselves – we’re not stupid like the Australians. After all, they are petty Convicts – we are the Black Sheep.

Comment from Bill the Butcher
Time: July 9, 2012, 11:46 am

Joan Fontaine. ‘Cause somebody already tooken Mrs. Custer…

Comment from Bill the Butcher
Time: July 9, 2012, 11:47 am

…And she never did show up at any of our Little Big Horn Associates conferences anyway.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: July 9, 2012, 12:25 pm

It’s over, Bill. Turn up Friday afternoon for the next round!

Comment from unkawill
Time: July 9, 2012, 1:49 pm

Oceania = spittle flecked Loon

Comment from sandman says; this part varies at times.
Time: July 9, 2012, 2:55 pm

Oh Oceania, now you’re just whining cause you vajayjay itches. Go put some oitment on your mewling quim and shut your gaping maw. Black Sheep? Black tarry stool, more like it.

You seem like a sanctimonious self important twat. Male or female, you are a twat.

And now, you are dismissed.

Comment from Oceania
Time: July 9, 2012, 10:33 pm

So how did WTC7 fall over by itself again?
First time ever that a steel framed modern building has failed from ‘fire’ alone From before or since 9/11! Once is Unique – all three unique events at once – that’s improbable 🙂
After all – why don’t you people Google Edna Cintron? You can see video clips of her waving at you!
But according to NIST … that hole was a raging inferno at 1200 C. From teams filming with FLIR – the temperatures quickly dropped within minutes.
Oops – did I say people were filming with FLIR? Dancing Israelis were also filming.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: July 9, 2012, 11:14 pm

Ah. I love it when you talk about things I know a little something about, O. That’s when I can get a bead on how intensely full of it you really are.

If I can scrape together the scratch, I’m gonna buy us a fun troll this Summer.

Comment from Oceania
Time: July 9, 2012, 11:39 pm

That’s what Edna Thought … till she couldn’t find a stairwell.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: July 9, 2012, 11:45 pm

That’s going to be my new tagline: that’s what Edna thought.

Comment from Oceania
Time: July 10, 2012, 2:09 am

Damned or Dame?
Yes, there were people in the holes. And no, WTC7 didn’t fall over by itself.
Cold hard comfort – no?

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