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Jimmy Carter.

Hugo! Hugo! Hugo! (Chavez, that is.)

I’ll go with Hosni Mubarak.

Chief Justice John Roberts, for treason. He has moved to the top of my list, and it is a long bloody list.

Subotai Bahadur

Jesse Jackson Jr., with a monkey wrench, in the library.

Comrade Fidel Castro.

Abe Vigoda

Zsa Zsa Gabor. (Although maybe not, her mother made it to 101.)

Stickin’ with Jacques Barzun, international man of history. He didn’t look too good at the Berlioz shindig last month.

J. Gordon Brown, for poisoning British politics to the extent that a shiny-faced Social Democrat nanny state excrescence like David Cameron is referred to as a ‘Conservative’ PM.

I think I’ll go back to Ahmadinejad. Here’s hoping!

Bashar al-Assad

Stickin with Nancy Reagan……

Fideo! Er Fidel as in that dog Castro!

Damn! Bob beat me to Castro! Thennnnnn Jane Fonda!

Jim Nabors to complete the Andy Griffith Show hat trick.

Andy the other day, Goober about a month ago. Plus Gomer didn’t sing “Back Home In Indiana” at the Indy 500 on Memorial Day. Next Memorial Day the Indy 500 will be doing a video of him singing it like the Flyers do with Kate Smith singing “God Bless America”.

Leonard Nemoy

Kim Jung-un while singing his new personal song has a heretofore unknown allergic reaction to a peanut he was chewing on, chokes to death – most in attendance think it a suicide after listening to the tune.

I’ll take Erenst Borgnine this round!

Robert Mugabie

Lindsay Lohan…

Let’s give Mandela a shot.

You know, Sun Myung Moon isn’t getting any younger…

Betty White

Kenny from South Park.

Those bastards!

Nancy Pelosi. All that botox has to be bad for you.

Juliane Assange (or however you spell the wiki-leaks POS)…..

found dead laying over his key board emitting signs of polonium poisoning…….

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Holy Crap….. how about the person that next serves the POTUS a meal:

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/hours-after-meeting-obama-ohio-restaurant-owner-dies_648200.html

I wonder how long til GWB gets blamed for this?!?!?!

George McGovern

Hugh Hefner, all of that cialis going to catch up someday. Just a smiling corpse in a bathtub.

Penny Marshall

As I was waaay too slow to get here in time for Zsa Zsa, I’m going w/ the Favorite of Frogdom Funniness, Jerry Lewis.

The Rev. Billy Graham, but I’m not rootin’ for it.

Harper Lee.

Kim Jong Un.

Kirk Douglas

Robert Mugabe

Eric Holder – Commits hari kari after obummer figures out he’s too much of a liability.

Henry Kissinger.

Mohamed Ali.

Whew, didn’t even know it was friday!!!

Maggie Thatcher.

A sleaze who hasn’t been heard from much lately, and is ripe for the Reaper: Gore Vidal.

harry belafonte

I’m going ring down the curtain on the last Hogan’s Hero. Robert Clary.

Ayman Zawahiri in a pig-blood covered hellfire drone strike with malice aforethought and only bits and pieces from which to perform DNA analysis.

Ruby Muhammad

John Bryson, the late, great Secretary of Commerce.

Two Robert Mugabes. Anyone for a trifecta?

Joan Walsh, of Salon, from bile overfill.

William Shatner

Olivia de Havilland

My traditional twofer: Jesse Jackson Sr and Al Sharpton. If I missed someone else having them I’ll go with Charlie Sheen, of A-Hole Management, from a disease given him via his johnson, from one of his freak “goddesses”. If by goddess he meant sleazy spunk dumpster ho types.

Let the Dying Begin!!!Eleventy!!

Oceania. Erotic asphyxiation.

Either that or polonium poisoning from a batch of Scottish shortcake sent to him from the Oak Ridge National Laboratory.

I’m sticking with Michael Moore. I’m glad I don’t know him personally, because as hot as it’s been here in Michigan lately, I wouldn’t want to be accused of sticking TO Michael Moore!
Icky!! 🙁

Helen Thomas

Stephen Hawking, sadly.

Oak Ridge? Nothing there anymore …
I remember my days at Lawrence Livermore tidying up messes. Only the USA uses Polonium to kill people. Russians usually use Thallium.
Personally, Americium is my favourite way to poison people.

https://www.google.com/search?q=david+hahn+recent+image&hl=en&prmd=imvnso&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=lKL3T6rUFNOhiQedqMzfBg&ved=0CFQQsAQ&biw=1184&bih=559

Clint Eastwood.

George H W Bush

Leonard Nimoy. He looked all Keith Richards in the Fringe season finale last year.

David Rockefeller again. He’s gotta die sometime, and it is greatly to be hoped SOON.

Joan said: “Harper Lee”

Am I the only one who thought “To Kill a Mockingbird” was opportunistic dreck?

LiLo…sooner or later she’s gonna do a Whitney at the Hotel California.

Oak Ridge? Nothing there anymore …
I remember my days at Lawrence Livermore tidying up messes. Only the USA uses Polonium to kill people. Russians usually use Thallium.
Personally, Americium is my favourite way to poison people.

Are you really such a dick that you just lie now to make yourself feel better? Firstly, polonium was used to dispatch KGB and Russian defector/tattle-tale Alexander Litvinenko and may have been used in a political killing: the famous umbrella killing in the UK some years ago. Of a Russian defector.

Secondly, use of Americium would naturally lead back to the US as Americium, hence the name,is a by-product of the US way of enriching fissile materials to our standard of usable state.
You may be an actual scientist, or just a lab rat, but to my way of thinking, you’re a dickhead and you bring shame on all New Zealanders and Commonwealthers with your actions and your stupidity. Please refrain,and stop the stupidity, okay? Some of us actually understand your ignorant gibberish and just wish you’d say something erudite and witty and not God-forsaken friggin stupid. You sheep molesting islander types are not top of the food-chain, or you’d be the Superpower, not the US.

Wise the fuck up and do better. Your parents expect better from the product of their loins. Jeebus,mate, get your shit together, okay?

Serious attempt to draw you out of your islander jack-wagon role.

Thanks, I approved this message. Along with dark lager.

Would I try to reason with this jack-wagon otherwise? NO!!!

Mick Jagger. He may already be dead, just hasn’t found out about it yet……

micky Rooney

Ramsey Clark

Wow, I’m out of commission getting a protological exam and someone poaches my favorite DP pick.

OK Michael, I hope Sun Myung lives until the next round so i can pick him back…unless of course I’m laid up with another six feet of cable in my caboose. Speaking of pains in the ass…I pick Farakahn.

Bob Mulroy: no you weren’t! 🙂

Chuck Berry.

Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson, most likely containing more cocaine than a whole busload of mexican drug mules.

Charlie Rangel, because it would just feel so good to be rid of the old hack.

Bob Mulroy & Uncle Badger: Me Three! How nice to know there are others.

Tony Bennett
P.S. Thanks for the dick.

Sir Paul McCartney. I can’t be the only one who thinks his recent musical efforts are utterly cringeworthy…

Mew

Pete Seeger. Now & forever.

Larry King

I thought there was a consistent rumor that Harper Lee’s childhood pal Truman Capote actually wrote Mockingbird.

Persistent, not consistent.

Garçon! My Mason jar is empty…!

I have got to start setting an alarm for this. Ronnie Biggs. Again..

George Soros. Though I’m not sure Satan can die

Sandman has never used monkeyshit:

Markov? Wasn’t that Ricin? Have you been stashing Castor-Beans again? Anyone can make Ricin.

Do you know what monkey-shit is? It was a shame they banned it as it contained asbestos. But remember – in the dry well no one can hear you scream. Or Screw.
Am241/243? LD50? How many smoke detectors is that? Didn’t you get that job at LLNL? You’re just upset that you missed out and they employed someone with the right number of chromosomes?

A shame on New Zealanders? Most Kiwis can’t stand Yanks – so don’t take this to heart because virtually our entire country can’t stand you. Nor should we tolerate you.
At least the Chinese are polite – and don’t fake their own wars.

Once again with Li’l Red Moron-Hood Janey Fonda…gotta go sometime, and so why not now, hey?…

If I win, BTW, ship the Spotted Trophy to Oceanic Drivel, down in Down-Underland – after applying a suitable lacing of polonium, of course. That way, he/she/it will 1) truly be said to have received “just dessert”, and 2) will learn the true meaning of Getting Dicked.

“…my days at Lawrence Livermore tidying up messes.” Ah, so now we know – you’re a retired janitor, right?

You are forgetting that we are detecting radiation in Californian and Hawaiian food imports – even detected Pu in your domestic Milk supply – which is mostly above EPA and WHO levels for Caesium content alone.
If you want to live – you’ll have to buy our food. Not to say that your Cornfields are dying – no pun intended.

Well, an asshole is an asshole. I’ll just read your rantings as those of a guy stuck on an island at the ass end of the world. And the Kiwis, Aussies and Canadians I work with, healthcare types, were glad to get out of the home country. Guess that’s why they are here.
People like you. Assholes.

Enjoy your solitude and do remember to address your Mandarin Masters in the appropriate honorific.

Troll.

And for the record I was thinking of the fellow killed by radiation a few years ago, not the ricin umbrella. The Russkies used quite a few different variations with that device and ricin was just one of several.
Of course, seeing that I know that from 10 years of Military Intelligence and not by virtue of being a Kiwi, the hairy fruit as it were, it’s probably suspect. I’ll defer to you on all things southern hemisphere.

Except the folks I know who came to America to get the hell out of NZ. Nice to visit, hell to reside, I’m told. But I get the same from English and Canadian RNs who moved to get away from their respective NHSs.

But they disagree with your viewpoint, so they must be full of shit. I’ll bring em up to speed and tell where they have their opinions wrong. Get right the hell on that.

You’re a douchebag. I’d say shit-hook or fuckface but wouldn’t want to offend the Sweasel Mustelid Clan by calling you a fuckface, you fuckface.

Enjoy your weekend overshadowed by China. And do be polite.

Fuckface.

Sorry Swease and Uncle B.

And you wonder why countries are turning away from you?

Oh, don’t apologize. Trolls are a community resource, Sandy.

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Senor Bridges , I must point out that I beat you to Jane Fonda but only because Mr. Mulroy beat me to Fideo Castro. You gets to spin the poison bottle again me thinks.

On a different note add me to the list of those who believe that the world absolutely positively doesn’t need another silly love song at least not from Syrup Paul McCartney. Actually wouldn’t it be fun to put him and Pete Seeger singing on a stage at the same time, both trying to steal all the attention till one of them gives up (unlikely) or dies? Maybe we could speed things up by having Madonna come out on stage part way through the show and letting her show off her ass crack again.

The things people will do for attention, even if it gets them called a hairy kiwi fruit.

Note to self: must cut back on the Irish coffee at Sunday breakfast.

I thought there was a consistent rumor that Harper Lee’s childhood pal Truman Capote actually wrote Mockingbird.

Yes. But considering the professional jealousy among writers, I doubt it is true.

Sandman, request permission to take station on you.

Amongst the people of the Antipodes, there are some stark differences between the Australians and New Zealanders.

First amongst them is honor, or the lack thereof.

For decades, there was a military alliance between the US, Australia, and New Zealand; referred to as the ANZUS [Australia, New Zealand, United States] Treaty. Short form, an attack on one was an attack on all; and it was envisaged as a promise that if something happened to the Aussies or Kiwi’s we would be there for them.

The morning of September 11, 2001 shortly after the second Tower fell; President Bush got a telephone call from Aussie Prime Minister John Howard. All he wanted to know was who WE would be fighting and let the US know that Australia would honor her commitments.

Later that same afternoon, the Government of New Zealand abrogated the treaty in a panic; and squealed to all who would listen that they had not problems at all with whoever committed the attack.

Another, of several differences, is appearances. Every Aussie I have met, regardless of physiognomy, has walked and carried him/her self with pride and self confidence; submitting to no man.

Kiwis remind me of Uriah Heep.

New Zealand does have beautiful landscapes. That, in conjunction with their appearance, gave them a step up for the filming of the Lord of the Rings movies. Besides the countryside that matched descriptions of Middle Earth, it was easier to make up Kiwis as extras to play Orcs and other fell creatures.

Subotai Bahadur

We have a winner!!! Ernest Borgnine has gone to that big Navy in the sky!! Congratulations Montenegro!!

Yep. Round 33 was a short one!

I guess he forgot to masturbate today.

How etched in stone is that “please don’t kill anybody” part of Rule Zero?

Just curious….

Hey!!!!! I’m a double dick winner!! Ms. Weasel still have my address??

Another, of several differences, is appearances. Every Aussie I have met, regardless of physiognomy, has walked and carried him/her self with pride and self confidence; submitting to no man.

Kiwis remind me of Uriah Heep.

Subotai,

I gladly defer to your more intimate knowledge of that defense situation. I have a good friend, an American Navy Vet(RN) who served in the Pacific in the 80s and 90s, and got to the NZ/Aussie area regularly. He spoke of ANZUS and ANZAC. He thought the Aussies could be a tad hard headed but utterly dependable. He thought substantially less of NZ and its denizens. So I guess I have to agree with you.

I have heard that a great many Kiwis object to being called Aussies but Aussies get downright hostile when called Kiwis by mistake.

I have occasional traffic with Commonwealthers, and the Aussies seem a good crowd. Only know of one or two NZ-landers and they seem rather standoffish. On the other hand, right down the road in Greenville, South Carolina there are hundreds if not thousands of South African ex-pats and they are a great group to the last one I’ve ever met.

I appreciate your input and even now tell myself that a Sino-obsequious Kiwi does not represent his entire inbred island nation.

Sorry to see Ernest Borgnine go. He looked like Rosie ODonnell, so I think she should go too. Wishful thinking.

I apologize to the Madam Weasel in charge for my rude language, as it takes a good bit to bring that out. And also to the Badger of the Manor for tolerating my outburst.

As for Oceanus, he/she/it can go bugger another farm animal and piss off. Maybe its future Mandarin Overlords will let it measure radiation in a collective farm latrine or something. It seems to welcome Sino-Kiwi domination.

Just another dead pool otherwise. Charlie Sheen and LiLo still live…like lichens. Sadly.

Yawn!

You’re just upset that ANZUS without Z spells ANUS!

The treaty was abrogated and destroyed by the USA when you failed to act on the French bombings of a NZ port facility.
You were asked for assistance – you failed to act under the Treaty clauses. Game over.
Just like so many Treaties you have made with the Native Indians – before you slaughtered them by the millions – again and again.

You Americans talk about ‘honor’ but you don’t know the meaning of the word. Nor how to spell it.
If you had any ‘honor’ – you would not have murdered two of our Prime Ministers for implementing democratic decisions – would have you?
And you wonder why Kiwis don’t like you? Haven’t you worked it out yet?

If you did – you would have worked out the real causes for 9/11.
That was in fact, a demolition job by elements within your very own government. Where is the plane wreckage or video footage from the Pentagon? How did WTC7 fall over by itself again? Why did all your buildings fall at ‘g’? Violating conservation of energy? They can’t all fall at ‘g’ and grind themselves up – that’ violates conservation of energy.

Right after 9/11 – we were in contact with Japanese, Chinese and Russian Intelligence services. Turns out that the FSB, Mossad and French services had all been repeatedly warning your government that an attack was planned – and underway.
So there we have it. The war on terror is a sham. Saddam Hussein had nothing to do with 9/11 – nor did Osama Bin Laden.
Osama died in 2005 of renal failure. He was a very sick man.
How do I know this? Well, I know some of the family. He was on dialysis. You don’t get 300 litres ultra pure water in a cave in the hills each day for dialysis – little alone the buffer solutions.

You can Whinny, Bleat, and Moo like most Americans – however when push comes to shove – and you are faced with facts – and not brain dead mindless ‘honor and patriotism’ – you then come badly unstuck.
You’ve lost in Iraq. You’ve lost in Afghanistan. You’ve definitely lost in Syria. Wars of genocidal aggression.

You are bankrupt, poor, starving, unemployed – and playing for time – and it is running out …. so either Self Destruct or move off the World Stage and Let China and Russia take over.
They certainly couldn’t do a worse jobs than you losers have to yourselves.

PS: Russian spies later passed on to the NZ government that your government was aware of the French bombing plans – yet failed to inform the NZ government. Nice huh?

And now you are crying foul?
Oh you didn’t help us when we blew up our own buildings and pretended it was some Arabs who could barely fly planes!

Yeah – right. You did it to yourselves – we’re not stupid like the Australians. After all, they are petty Convicts – we are the Black Sheep.

Joan Fontaine. ‘Cause somebody already tooken Mrs. Custer…

…And she never did show up at any of our Little Big Horn Associates conferences anyway.

It’s over, Bill. Turn up Friday afternoon for the next round!

Oceania = spittle flecked Loon

Oh Oceania, now you’re just whining cause you vajayjay itches. Go put some oitment on your mewling quim and shut your gaping maw. Black Sheep? Black tarry stool, more like it.

You seem like a sanctimonious self important twat. Male or female, you are a twat.

And now, you are dismissed.

So how did WTC7 fall over by itself again?
First time ever that a steel framed modern building has failed from ‘fire’ alone From before or since 9/11! Once is Unique – all three unique events at once – that’s improbable 🙂
After all – why don’t you people Google Edna Cintron? You can see video clips of her waving at you!
But according to NIST … that hole was a raging inferno at 1200 C. From teams filming with FLIR – the temperatures quickly dropped within minutes.
Oops – did I say people were filming with FLIR? Dancing Israelis were also filming.

Ah. I love it when you talk about things I know a little something about, O. That’s when I can get a bead on how intensely full of it you really are.

If I can scrape together the scratch, I’m gonna buy us a fun troll this Summer.

That’s what Edna Thought … till she couldn’t find a stairwell.

That’s going to be my new tagline: that’s what Edna thought.

Damned or Dame?
Yes, there were people in the holes. And no, WTC7 didn’t fall over by itself.
Cold hard comfort – no?