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Five years ago today…

…I posted this nude pic of my mother.

No, I look like my dad. Why do people always ask me that?

Comments


Comment from Mitchell TAFKAEY
Time: December 11, 2012, 11:36 pm

Seven years eh? Gracious where does the time go? Seems like it was only yesterday when I ogled your naked mother…


Comment from Redd
Time: December 11, 2012, 11:37 pm

Are you drinking?


Comment from Some Voyeur
Time: December 11, 2012, 11:40 pm

Not found!

Could not find the requested naked picture of your mom uhm, page.


Comment from Some Voyeur
Time: December 11, 2012, 11:43 pm

I was really only going to read the comments on the old page, honest!


Comment from Redd
Time: December 11, 2012, 11:58 pm

The archives stop in Oct 2006. I think she’s toying with us…


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 12, 2012, 12:13 am

Um, sorry. Five years ago today. Fixed that, fixed link.

And yes. OF COURSE I’m drinking.


Comment from QuasiModo
Time: December 12, 2012, 12:33 am

I wonder how sales on that would do in the Zazzle shop? :)


Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: December 12, 2012, 12:45 am

Wow, your mom hasn’t changed a bit!


Comment from neth the lawyer
Time: December 12, 2012, 1:56 am

This is not good when the kids see this picture.. this is very nude.. specially for the boys hope you can not post like this.


Comment from Becca
Time: December 12, 2012, 3:51 am

Why does the story of Noah and his sons suddenly come to mind? :)


Comment from Scott Jacobs
Time: December 12, 2012, 4:42 am

Did you ever find the original, boss?


Comment from The Jannie
Time: December 12, 2012, 8:39 am

You didn’t realise your mum was a porn star, did you? I tried the link from work and the nanny software he say NO! Porno!


Comment from Oceania
Time: December 12, 2012, 12:23 pm

Jewish Porn


Comment from Nick L. Carbonyl
Time: December 12, 2012, 5:16 pm

“Son, quit staring at decolletage of Stoat’s Late Mom or you will GO BLIND!!!”

“Dad, I am over here”.

A very classy picture that would fit right in at Shorpy’s.

Too bad that Stoat did not procreate and thusly left no known keepsakes of early modeling career (“I needed to finance the artard studies”) to the stoatlets.

Seeing as we are your vicarious acolytes and undying minion fans, Your Stoatness, there would be nothing wrong with depositing any such bitmap or even a scalable vector file in some secure googledocs directory.

http://bit.ly/QVpcp8

I chose to use bourbon for breakfast and for lunch, there will be exercises with rifles from my spacious patio.
I think I saw something move in the treeline. I do NOT like it one whit.
I am certain there are no friendlies there.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 12, 2012, 5:35 pm

Ladies hunting with ferrets! I never knew that was a feminine pursuit…


Comment from Sporadic Small Arms Fire
Time: December 12, 2012, 6:00 pm

That pictograph of Britisher fimmels tossing polecats into rabbit wrens is over 700 years old.

Fimmels are much more bloodthirsty than males. More conniving and having to find ways to settle the differences by means other than reasoning, outright purchase, brute strength, mechanical engineering, codewriting, mixing nitrocellulose with nitroglycerin, etc.

Goddamned scullery maids lacking speed, agility and wits to go toe to toe with a common hare, they use filthy promiscuous polecats to do their dirty work. Pox upon the fimmels and their smelly skirts!

The best bait for a fimmel is a combination of chocolate, handbag, hat and shoe, arranged over a toehold trap. Then one comes and clubs the fimmel into the burlap sack, to relocate well past the property line.
The population has exploded well night into uncontrollable levels.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 12, 2012, 6:12 pm

You are one weird dude, SSAF.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 12, 2012, 6:30 pm

Today’s cheap Zazzle code.


Comment from Gloria Allred, Esq.
Time: December 12, 2012, 6:58 pm

I was just on my way to have lunch with Jane Fonda at the Peruvian vegan bistro when some metallic jaws caught my cankle when I reached for my handbag.

Does anyone know how to get out of this? I am getting late.

I think I’ll call AAA.


Comment from SSAF (Ret. – Intox)
Time: December 12, 2012, 7:30 pm

I am sooo utterly chastised. I guess I’d better repair to solitude of the tractor hangar and sing from the hymnal 30x.

If Uncle Badger sniffs the Bourbon vapours surrounding your humble narrator, I have this to say: I acknowledge your staunch republicanism Guv’nah, yet in all sooty furnace there are times when the old-timey post-feudal constitutionless system of hereditary power is vastly more cost effective.

Not that you shall ever get the republic over yonder in Ould Dart, just be aware of what you wish for.
http://bit.ly/VRvsNz


Comment from Gibby Haynes
Time: December 12, 2012, 7:59 pm

This is not good when the kids see this picture.. this is very nude.. specially for the boys hope you can not post like this.

I’ve seen nuder.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 12, 2012, 8:07 pm

Yeah, not sure what that was, Gibby. It was in my spam bucket. It might be some kind of lawyer spam. On the other hand, it was weird and kind of on-topic, so I decided to release it.


Comment from Mrs Compton
Time: December 12, 2012, 8:12 pm

Unnn, I dunno, I see parts of your mom in you. ;)


Comment from Some quisling Kipling
Time: December 12, 2012, 8:13 pm

When the early Jesuit fathers preached to Hurons and Choctaws,
They prayed to be delivered from the vengeance of the squaws -
’Twas the women, not the warriors, turned those stark enthusiasts pale,
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

And Man knows it! Knows, moreover, that the Woman that God gave him
Must command but may not govern; shall enthrall but not enslave him.
And She knows, because She warns him and Her instincts never fail,
That the female of Her species is more deadly than the male!


Comment from Pupster
Time: December 12, 2012, 8:38 pm

Ladies hunting with ferrets!

Doesn’t seem very sporting.


Comment from orabidoo
Time: December 12, 2012, 11:10 pm

@Gibby Haynes
Oh, you did? prove it!

@Pupster,
neither does it seem efficacious, they missed the bunny in the middle!


Comment from Nina
Time: December 12, 2012, 11:11 pm

I think your mom looks great, Stoaty! I haven’t looked that good since I was about 12.

:)


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 12, 2012, 11:43 pm

Disclaimer: I have no memory of showing those bits to Mrs Compton.


Comment from Mrs Compton
Time: December 12, 2012, 11:48 pm

I could see the bumps.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 12, 2012, 11:49 pm

!


Comment from Pupster
Time: December 13, 2012, 12:43 am

Heh.


Comment from Nina
Time: December 13, 2012, 1:25 am

Hee hee!


Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: December 13, 2012, 11:15 pm

I was listening to Margot Timmins singing when I looked at that picture. They fit together quite well.

It is a lovely photo, and it is a pity it’s not a painting.


Comment from Sporadic Small Arms Fire
Time: December 20, 2012, 2:22 am

A quite NSFW linky, but… Dahling, I Do Not Do Work!

Apparently there is this post-bolshevik artiste, Serge Marshennikov who convinces impecunious lasses to pose in the a la La Grande Odalisque by Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres style.
Sarah Brightman’s soundtrack, so there’s that. Cain’t get enough of counter coloratura contralto with nitrocellulose vapours.

Warning for S. Weasel: regrettamente it is not B/W

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dtl90ZuVfm8

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