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The rise of the oceans will begin to slow, our planet will begin to heal…

the rise of the oceans begins to slow, our planet begins to heal and lightning comes shooting out his ass

I made this thing a week ago with a beam of sunshine in place of the lightning and it flat broke my heart when I realized “he thinks the sun shines out his asshole” is a British expression. Uncle B continues to pollute my ability to cuss like a true blue American.

So I was delighted to recycle it into this, my artist’s conception of the dramatic climax to tonight’s acceptance speech at the Ocropolis. I’m rather proud of this Obama, which I more or less drawed my ownself (well, the head is kind of a paint-over, but who’s counting?). I’m open to suggestions for other impressive things that might come flying out of his ass in the future. Rainbows. Marshmallows. Adorable fluffy bunnies. An actual policy position.

As usual, theft of the original artwork is encouraged.

sock it to me

Comments


Comment from cranky
Time: August 28, 2008, 10:13 am

It would be very neat to see a unicorn come shooting out of his ass. Might be a bit messy/life threatening with that whole horn thing but it’s art!

 


Comment from Pupster
Time: August 28, 2008, 10:34 am

MONKEYS! Flying MONKEYS!!

Wizard of OZ flying monkeys with vests and little monkey hats.

Dave in Texas will be sooooo stoked.

 


Comment from Jill
Time: August 28, 2008, 10:36 am

“MONKEYS! Flying MONKEYS!!

Wizard of OZ flying monkeys with vests and little monkey hats”…and little Obama faces…

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: August 28, 2008, 10:44 am

You know, I promised myself I’d do some work today. I’m such a liar.

Monkeys, you say?

 


Comment from Pupster
Time: August 28, 2008, 11:01 am

http://www.retrojunction.com/shop/images/products/flying-monkeys-oz-tin-sign.jpg

 


Comment from Allen
Time: August 28, 2008, 11:21 am

Gold coins to shower upon the poor.
Ice cubes to cool the planet.
Cornucopias to feed the hungry.

I’m getting excited about tonight.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: August 28, 2008, 11:33 am

monkey flies out of his ass

I could only afford one flying monkey. Things are tight around the Weasel household — at least until we elect The One.

 


Comment from Pupster
Time: August 28, 2008, 11:41 am

Oh man. That is so going up on the fridge.

*tosses Stoaty half a rabbit*

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: August 28, 2008, 11:48 am

<squints> It better be the back half. The front half gives me gas.

 


Comment from Muslihoon
Time: August 28, 2008, 11:55 am

Don’t know if this was intentional or not, but Obama’s posture is part of the Muslim ritual prayer.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: August 28, 2008, 11:58 am

Nope. Pure “stuff flying out of a butt” posture is all I had in mind.

 


Comment from Pupster
Time: August 28, 2008, 12:23 pm

Is it ‘hindquarter’ or ‘hindquarters’? Does it depend on the number of bunny legs that hit the floor of the mustelid enclosure?

*wipes bunny guts off keyboard*

 


Comment from porknbean
Time: August 28, 2008, 1:22 pm

but Obama’s posture is part of the Muslim ritual prayer.

I sure would hate to visit mecca then, or San Fransicko for that matter. From things flying out your ass to things wanting to plunge in.
If you think about it, sticking one’s ass in the air is quite offensive. Who wants to look at your ass? Who wants to make themselves so vulnerable?

 


Comment from porknbean
Time: August 28, 2008, 1:24 pm

Things are tight around the Weasel household — at least until we elect The One.

And then what? You will go from tight to what?

 


Comment from Muslihoon
Time: August 28, 2008, 1:31 pm

If you think about it, sticking one’s ass in the air is quite offensive. Who wants to look at your ass? Who wants to make themselves so vulnerable?

Someone made a very off-color joke mocking Muslims along those lines on Ace’s years ago. Set off a hurricane of indignation. I thought it was moderately funny.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: August 28, 2008, 1:32 pm

Flush, actually. If he gets in, I’m going to talk to a financial advisor about cashing in my 401K. Even with the penalty, I might be better off since the following year is likely to see my lowest income level ever…and Barry’s been talking about taxing 401Ks.

I might do that if McCain gets in, but with less urgency.

 


Comment from Jill
Time: August 28, 2008, 2:02 pm

That would be double taxation!

A 401k allows you to defer taxation until the monies are withdrawn.

He’s a bigger dumbass than I thought.

As my dear old dad used to say…”That guy doesn’t know his ass from first base.”

How many times can I say ‘ass’ in one post?

 


Comment from Muslihoon
Time: August 28, 2008, 2:04 pm

Jill: 3.

 


Comment from Allen
Time: August 28, 2008, 2:36 pm

Jill, wait a minute you haven’t heard of the new plan? You’ll owe taxes on your taxes.

I hope they do the flash card thing in the stands tonight, and the wave thing, and lots of chanting. We need more chanting dammit. He’s got no bounce in the polls so far, so you just know they’re going to pull out all the stops.

Wait a minute that temple has more of a Roman feel to it, do I dare hope? Bush and Cheney effigies, stuffed with raw meat, and a pride of lions to rip them apart. Would that be pushing the enevlope?

 


Comment from porknbean
Time: August 28, 2008, 2:49 pm

That would be double taxation!

Like they would care?

Here in MO we pay personal property taxes. We are taxed for using our property, that we paid taxes on at purchase, every year on top of all the other taxes. What is up with that?

They keep talking out their ass that we must sacrifice for the ‘common good’. All the while, as they spend our money for votes/special interests/power, the poverty line has not budged in the 50+ years of massive redistribution. And it is not enough they say.

Bottom line, there will always be poverty. In this country, mostly because of bad life choices. I will help those on my own, through charities of my choice, who some life disaster strikes. For those parasitic, chaotic fools….I work and am related to quite a few…get the hell away from my wallet. I’m tired and have my own to take care of.

 


Comment from Jill
Time: August 28, 2008, 3:39 pm

This is The Big Twinkie.

>>sigh<<

 


Comment from wendyworn
Time: August 28, 2008, 4:25 pm

how about pigs, ala Wayne’s World.

or would that be offensive?

 


Comment from Dave in Texas
Time: August 28, 2008, 4:39 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: August 28, 2008, 4:42 pm

Damn, Bruce Almighty has been a BUSY BUSY boy!

 


Comment from Lipstick
Time: August 28, 2008, 4:43 pm

It’s the O-crapolis.

 


Comment from sherlock
Time: August 28, 2008, 5:02 pm

“…or would that be offensive?”

Yes, I can tell that question is uppermost in everyone’s mind here, with the correct answer being “Well, I damn well hope so.”

 


Comment from J.J. Sefton
Time: August 28, 2008, 5:12 pm

Reminds me of the denoument of that weird Japanese film “Gozu.” YouTube it I guess.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: August 28, 2008, 5:22 pm

Okay, I kind of freaked myself out drawing this one:

i am the one

 


Comment from Allen
Time: August 28, 2008, 5:34 pm

Oh weasel. Creepy, wrong, but I love it, heaven help me.

9.8 on the Laughing Minion Meter

 


Comment from skinbad
Time: August 28, 2008, 5:50 pm

Sigh of relief after the shoulders pass.

 


Comment from TattooedIntellectual
Time: August 28, 2008, 7:19 pm

I’m glad somebody else thought of the monkeys.

 


Comment from LemurKing
Time: August 28, 2008, 8:18 pm

Gotta ask, but should he wipe after that last one? And if so, does he just use one square or go for broke?

I just don’t know the rules concerning these things.

By the way, the very first pic… I like the BW one best. In case you were wondering. In case you cared.

 


Trackback from Pillage Idiot
Time: August 28, 2008, 9:10 pm

Lightning will come shooting…

Sometimes I give you linkfests, but I think this one deserves its own mini-post. With Obama, the divine one, giving his speech tonight in front of a Greek temple, I thought we could all use a little photoshop from S. Weasel….

 


Comment from Fennec
Time: August 28, 2008, 9:40 pm

I was going to say “draw Jesus coming out of his bum!” But then I realized that Obama values himself above God, so it’s kind of a moot point. 🙂

 


Comment from cranky
Time: August 28, 2008, 10:56 pm

Thank you, Stoaty!!!!!

 


Comment from Alice H
Time: August 29, 2008, 12:47 am

I just sent my Obamaniac mother-in-law the unicorn pic. Explosion in 3…2…

 


Comment from fredras
Time: August 29, 2008, 5:03 am

Really hilarious!

I want to see one with HIS face looking up with that “I’m so much better than you” expression and a thought bubble coming out of HIS head showing the unicorn coming out of HIS ass. You weren’t planning on working today, were you?

The flying monkey one is the best.

 


Comment from cranky
Time: August 29, 2008, 7:21 am

I like the monkeys flying out of his butt one the best. Pajama momma may be partial to the unicorn one. She’ll probably think it is Charlie.

 


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Comment from Sean M.
Time: August 29, 2008, 1:39 pm

I made this thing a week ago with a beam of sunshine in place of the lightning and it flat broke my heart when I realized “he thinks the sun shines out his asshole” is a British expression.

I think a good number of New Wave fans from back in the 80s would probably be familiar with the expression.

 


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Comment from mesablue
Time: August 31, 2008, 6:30 pm

Stoled.

 

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