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For some reason, I’m tired and useless tonight. I’ve done nothing but dinner prep (just the prep; Uncle B does wok duty) and browse /r/badtattoos.

Nothing cheers me up quite like stupid people and the bad decisions they make.

Only, I beg to differ on the one in the picture (color here). This is an excellent piece bit of mechanical draftsmanship. I only wish I could read the flow chart.

Join me? Skip Reddit and go right to the Imgur album for /r/badtattos.

Bonus: today is Imgur’s seventh birthday, apparently. If you have an account (at least, I suspect you have to have an account), you get to click on a present icon and are served a Bazooka-bubblegum-worthy lousy stinking rotten joke.


sock it to me

Comments


Comment from Pupster
Time: February 22, 2016, 11:12 pm

Pretty sure it’s this:

http://theawesomer.com/photos/2010/09/092410_problem_solving_flowchart_1.jpg

 


Comment from QuasiModo
Time: February 22, 2016, 11:47 pm

Reddit is the only place I go these days, aside from here, Ace and ZeroHedge…it’s getting nutz out there.

 


Comment from mojo
Time: February 22, 2016, 11:47 pm

The guy that got his wee willy tattooed with the call letters of a radio station for a $1000 prize gets my vote.

 


Comment from Anonymous
Time: February 23, 2016, 2:48 am

My late husband was in the navy with a guy who won a lot of bar bets because he had an American flag tattooed on the head of his willy.

 


Comment from feynmangroupie
Time: February 23, 2016, 3:52 am

OOOOOH….I cannot wait to send this to my buddies who work in the oilfield!

 


Comment from Mr. Dave
Time: February 23, 2016, 1:09 pm

It’s a coiled tubing unit for those not in the oilfield. Very useful for working down hole without killing the well pressure. My daughter has one on her wrist of a Lufkin pumping unit, also known as a pump jack or “nodding donkey” by furriners.

 


Comment from MikeW
Time: February 23, 2016, 3:36 pm

Don’t know how close you are to Margate, but maybe this will perk you up, Swease. :)

http://www.bidspotter.co.uk/en-gb/auction-catalogues/timed/james-auctioneers/catalogue-id-jam10039

 


Comment from Ric Fan
Time: February 23, 2016, 7:49 pm

Is some sort of Kipling thang going on? Seems like a lot of brit programs with a Kipling link recently.

 


Comment from mojo
Time: February 23, 2016, 8:04 pm

It’s starting to look like Tommy-time again, I expect. Thin Red Line of Heros and all that.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 23, 2016, 8:12 pm

Never been to Margate, but it’s kinda in our area. I know someone who died there, if that helps!

Dunno, Ric. I’d be happy if I thought so. There was a really good one about Kipling in India the other day, which surprised us as it wasn’t snarky at all.

 


Comment from Ric Fan
Time: February 23, 2016, 9:13 pm

Saw it. Also, Escape to the Country’s latest episode was in East/West Suffix, so of course they showed Kipling’s manor. It was a good episode — the weather was clear and the Suffixes looked beautiful. :)

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 23, 2016, 11:10 pm

We go to Bateman’s once or twice a year. It’s a beautiful old house, but there’s something sad and haunted about it.

And I’m about the least sensitive person I know.

 

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