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While those 5 liter mini kegs are not that popular over here, we do have them. You put them in a cooler and fill it with ice, and then run the tap off the top button. Sadly, most of the ones sold here are used with the bottom spigot, so you do have to put them in the fridge. Maybe you need an American size fridge with adjustable shelves??

Wow, the things we learn about you: You buy beer by the keg and you have a library….

Now please explain the difference between a northern and a southern style beer pour. That’s a pub thing lost on us Yanks!

I read your post to my wife. Her response was: “At least it did not get on the books. You can replace carpet, but it is hard to replace books.”

I married a wise woman.

Subotai Bahadur

Ah, Bear Whizz Beer. As my pappy used to say, it’s in the water son!

I trust you didn’t damage any of the ‘reading material’ they’re using on the other side of the mirror.
After almost a year since the last adventure it wouldn’t do to upset them quite so soon.

As for those of us in hovel Durned, we are cold showering because our water heater went out, and even though we live in the very heart of man’s civilized western world (That is, DFW Metroplex Texas) we cannot get a replacement until the 1st week of Septober.

I’d really rather have to take cold showers than have 5 liters (litres- get a real system of measurement, bloody Frenchy Euros!) of beer on the carpet in the game room.

Rant mode – so, ‘carbon neutral donations’ were made to fly some, uh, people who want us to save the planet by cutting back on life while they go flying about hither and yon enjoying life as rich people who can afford carbon offset donations in addition to affording the cost of plane flights.

How very noble of them, no, I mean, how very proletariat of them.

To say nothing of the complete lack of evidence about how these carbon offsets actually DO offset the carbon dioxide or whatever their traveling spewed into the air. And further lack of evidence any of it has the dramatic effect they claim that will have the world ended in 12 years.

One would think if it were going to end that soon, they’d not be just buying offsets, they’d be buying offsets and NOT going anywhere because it’s such a horrendous outcome that they should be riding bicycles to and fro and not putting ANY of this awful carbon in the air.

unless of course…..it’s a giant money making control scam. Yes, that would be it.

Rubbish. The lot of them, and their schemes to keep the little people little through their hypocritical guild trips while they enjoy their high old lives.

Sigh… five liters of beer in the carpet.

It (in a rather unfortunate sense) reminds me of living in our Fraternity House in college.

To wit: the smell of old beer lingers for a long, long, long time.