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Ahh! A good excuse to again use the word epicaricacy.

I marvel at the scope and precision of the intelligence network implied by the successful interception of a lot of pagers on their way specifically to Hezbollah scum and not to, say, the Swiss Guards at the Vatican or a large emergency response group at an urban hospital. I’m glad somebody got it right.

Terrorists injured by phone triggered explosions.
I know what Jeremy Clarkson would say;
“Oh no!”
“Anyway”

Where’s my new bottle of bourbon?

I read earlier today that it was the batteries that had the explosive in/on them. Israel may not be the biggest but they are likely the smartest.

I admire this operation immensely. It really is up there with the Stuxnet virus which targeted Iranian uranium centrifuges which were isolated from any connection to any outside computer systems. THAT was virus was introduced by dropping thumb drives in parking lots where computer operators would find them, and then naturally try to see what was on the drives by plugging them into their “isolated” work computers. Brilliant!

My favorite story though is that back in the 80’s when the Soviets were building their first oil pipelines they were having a lot of trouble mastering valving and switching systems which are both very complex and vital in the matter. So, naturally they stole blueprints and software designs from an American Oil company. The CIA, anticipating this theft generously arranged for the most desired data to become shockingly and embarrassingly accessible. However the plans obtained had a built-in time-bomb … which using a hydraulic hammer effect … exploded hundreds of miles of pipeline one day after it had operated perfectly for almost a year..

“The result was the most monumental non-nuclear explosion and fire ever seen from space.”

https://networks.h-net.org/node/28443/discussions/907969/query-1982-siberian-pipeline-explosion

First Name:
Middle Name:
Last Name:

Gender:
DOB:

Phone:
EMail:
Address:

Next of Kin:

Nature of Pager Wound:
Hamas Member Since:

Israel collecting demographic data from recent hospital admissions..

After Tuesday’s apparent strike targeted hundreds of Hezbollah terrorists carrying pagers, a second wave of blasts have reportedly hit the terrorist group’s communication devices. Thousands of Hezbollah walkie talkies exploded across Lebanon, media report on Wednesday suggest.

https://legalinsurrection.com/2024/09/second-wave-of-blasts-hits-hezbollah-devices-walkie-talkies-and-other-gear-now-exploding/

Is it wrong of me to think this both genius and hillarious?

@Some V — If it is, then we’re both in the wrong! 😹😹😹😹