Slippery weasels
I’ve been good about the gym. Twice a week is all I reckon I should do at my age, to leave plenty of recovery time, and I’ve hit it every week but one. I’ve been at it a couple of months now and I think I’ve developed…a muscle!
So I was puffing away on the shoulder press and a member of staff sheepishly approached me and said, “I’m sorry – the manager sent me up here to tell you you can’t wear jeans in the gym.”
!
So it’s slippery spandex for this little weasel. I hate it. Can you imagine a weasel in spandex? I asked Grok to, but I don’t think it really gets lycra. Cute that it signed its work, though.
Posted: September 15th, 2025 under personal.
Comments: 3
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Comment from Uncle AL
Time: September 15, 2025, 6:00 pm
No blue jeans?!? How…how…tacky of them.
Given UK current events, you might want to try something like these.
Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: September 15, 2025, 6:11 pm
Uhm, Uncle Al, I am pretty sure that displaying the British Flag is illegal in the U.K. these days. Happened just the other day if I recall.
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/mum-arrested-flying-union-flag-080659534.html?guccounter=1
Comment from QuasiModo
Time: September 15, 2025, 7:40 pm
I wonder what the authorities would do if you wore American flag pants?…if they came down on you for that and Trump heard about it, the fur would fly 🙂
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