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Is this real?

Uncle B sent me this link – the evolution of the chicken. I was surprised to see it start with a modern-looking fish. Is this just AI slop?

I know, I know…I can talk.

Looks like Barney Fife is the dickwinner! Hoorah! New Dead Pool Friday.

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Comment from MikeInFairfax
Time: December 30, 2025, 7:36 pm

Lol!!!!

When I read that Barney Fife was the winner, for a moment I thought it was a joke based on the fish pic topping the post.
Barney Fife was played by Don Knotts who also was known as “The incredible Mr. Limpet.”

Put a pair of glasses on your fish and you’ve got him!


Comment from Veeshir
Time: December 30, 2025, 8:35 pm

I always wondered where chickens first evolved.
I mean, which continent.
Did Romans have chickens? Did Sun Tsu enjoy him some General Tso’s chicken? Did Incas have Peruvian chicken after a game of tlachti?
We know it’s not Australia, they aren’t venomous.


Comment from Uncle AL
Time: December 30, 2025, 10:18 pm

@Veeshir — Which came first, the chicken or the RINOs and Tories?


Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: December 31, 2025, 12:41 am

So the real answer to the age old question…
Is “the fish”.


Comment from Anonymous
Time: December 31, 2025, 3:37 am

Does the article include the latest evolution of the chicken?

Winner, winner, lab-made dinner! Team grows nugget-sized chicken chunk

https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-025-01227-4


Comment from steve
Time: December 31, 2025, 1:48 pm

Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

The rooster is the correct answer.


Comment from Jon
Time: December 31, 2025, 6:00 pm

Starkist tuna would love this for their “chicken of the sea” tagline.


Comment from aelf
Time: January 1, 2026, 3:52 pm

Ask any mermaid you happen to see . . .

(Pace Jon, Starkist and Chicken of the Sea are two, distinct, brands.)

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