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AFK today

I’m in an all-day, computerless ‘team building’ meeting in Boston today. I’m not really a team weasel, so this might take a while.

Please not to be trashing the place.

sock it to me

Comments


Comment from Lokki
Time: July 27, 2007, 7:49 am

Where’s Weasel keep the liquor?

 


Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: July 27, 2007, 7:54 am

Here it is…whoa!

Weasel-porn.

“Stephany Stoat Does The LA Rams.”

“I am Curious – Ferret.”

Hmmm…

 


Comment from Gnus
Time: July 27, 2007, 10:30 am

Behind the Den Door…

Wow! Look at that.

 


Comment from Lokki
Time: July 27, 2007, 12:05 pm

Do you guys think that Weas would mind if we invited over a couple of the people that I met when I spent the night in the Akismet spam filter the other night?

I mean Vanessa Minnillo, Nick Lachey, Bai Ling, Lindsay Lohan ,Serena Williams, Mike Tyson, Michael Clark, Duncan, and maybe some minotaur and an Asiatic black bear – they’re really pretty fun people when you get to know them, and they all promise to be real quiet and everything.

Lindsay says she can have somebody drive her over, and she swears she’ll leave the knife at home. She also says she has somebody else’s stash but they won’t mind if we/she snorts it all up. Serena even said she’ll bring flower! Won’t that be nice? And Mike Tyson is bringing his own music so we won’t even have to use Weasel’s CD’s. He says he’ll teach all the girls wrestling!

There might be a few other people whose names I’m not real sure of, but they’re all
“over 18” from what I can tell….

 


Comment from Dawn
Time: July 27, 2007, 12:25 pm

Weasel is gonna be real mad if you boys…
1. Eat all of his food
2. Let the cat’s out
3. Pee on anything
4. Get the cops called

 


Comment from jwpaine
Time: July 27, 2007, 12:31 pm

Kinda late with those rules, Dawn…. Anybody know where Weasel keeps the mop?

 


Comment from BONGO MIRROR
Time: July 27, 2007, 12:50 pm

Lucky you!

I’m thinking you are now about as old as me. Is that because I’m psychic? Well. No. I mean, I am psychic. I have the power to move things like my coffee cup with my mind. I do this by using my mind to order my arm to move my hand over to my coffee cup. Once it is there, I order my hand to grasp my coffee cup.

I’ve heard of people trying to be psychic without using their bodies as tools to help their powers. Foolish that.

 


Comment from Lokki
Time: July 27, 2007, 1:01 pm

Hi girls! Love your outfits!

Bongo here is psychic!

Wanna see him undress you with his mind?

HEY! Be careful of the furniture! Don’t be swinging that! ….

Oh great. Simply swiggin’ great

Excuse me, I’ll be right back.

 


Comment from Lokki
Time: July 27, 2007, 1:17 pm

Ninety nine Bongo’s of Mirror on the wall
Ninety nine Bongo’s of Mirror
You take one down and pass it around……
Ninety eight Bongo’s of Mirror on the wall

 


Comment from Dawn
Time: July 27, 2007, 3:56 pm

Someone call Lokki a cab.

 


Comment from Paul Sunstone
Time: July 27, 2007, 4:07 pm

Where’s Weasel keep his love doll? I just want to see it. I won’t touch… I promise.

 


Comment from porkthebean
Time: July 27, 2007, 4:15 pm

Oh look, even Weasel’s cat is dancing.

Okay, who duct taped it’s spready toes together?

 


Comment from Lokki
Time: July 27, 2007, 5:24 pm

bUT Dawnn!! i’M not REAGy to go home yeat! This is reallee fun!
Did you see the picktrue I took with my cell phon in the other roommmmmmm?

Pardy! PARDEE! PAR DEEEEE!

 


Comment from Enas Yorl
Time: July 27, 2007, 6:55 pm

Where’s Weasel keep his love doll?

Found it – or rather them. It seems he has a collection and he keeps them stacked up over in this room.

It appears that Stoaty has some…issues.

 


Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: July 27, 2007, 8:47 pm

Lokki – you’re a cab.

 


Comment from BONGO MIRROR
Time: July 28, 2007, 3:32 am

Lokki: You made me laugh. It is late. People are sleeping. The cats are sleeping. That was evil. Everything is ruined. Wait. No. It isn’t. They’re all still asleep.

Also, I noticed that I didn’t finish my comment. I can’t remember what I was thinking at the time. I’m a psychic amnesiac.

 


Comment from Lokki
Time: July 28, 2007, 9:26 am

“That is good,” said Porkthebean
“McGoo has gone away. Yes!
But Weasel will come.
He will find this big mess!
And this mess is so big
And so deep and so tall,
Uncle Badger cannot pick it up.
There is no way at all!”

And THEN!
Who was back in the house?
Why, Lokki(™), dressed in a tux and top hat!
“Have no fear of this mess,”
Said this cool eyed tomcat.
“I always pick up all my playthings
And so…
I will show you another
Good trick that I know!”

Then we saw him pick up
All the things that were down.
He picked up the cake,
And the love doll, and her gown,
And the banjo, and the strings,
And the booze, and the dishes,
And the coke spoons, and the cup,
And the ship, and the fish.
And he put them away.
Then he said, “That is that.”
And then he was gone
With a tip of his hat.

Then Weasel came in
And he said to us McGoo,
“Did you have any fun?
Tell me. What did you and Gnus and Enas Yorl do?”

And Dawn and JWPaine did not know
What to say.
Should they tell him
The things Bongo Mirror did that day?

Should we tell him about it?
Now, what SHOULD we do?
Well…
What would YOU do
If Weasel asked YOU?

 


Comment from porkthebean
Time: July 28, 2007, 9:53 am

Lokki,
Did anyone remove the tape from the spready toes?

 


Comment from Lokki
Time: July 28, 2007, 9:57 am

Uhm…uhm… well, damn, Porkthebean! I can’t think of everything – It took over two hours just to put away the love dolls…

(thinks: Maybe Weasel left the back door open again and we can sneak in….. :-))

 

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