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Okay, now the guy is SERIOUSLY starting to piss me off…


He’s getting the most unhealthy, undemocratic, fawning, sycophantic, suck-up media treatment in the history of the Oval Office, and he’s whining about the ONE media outlet that takes shots at him.

WORSE, he thinks it’s appropriate to slap back.

The take-no-prisoners turn has come as a surprise to some in the press, considering the largely favorable coverage that candidate Obama received last fall and given the President’s vows to lower the rhetorical temperature in Washington and not pay attention to cable hyperbole. Instead, the White House blog now issues regular denunciations of the Administration’s critics, including a recent post that announced “Fox lies” and suggested that the cable network was unpatriotic for criticizing Obama’s 2016 Olympics effort.

YOOHOO! Princess? You are the President of the United States. You are the most powerful single individual on the planet Earth. You are Godzilla; our puny bullets are like unto stinging flies, okay? You got that?

When you yelp, you break the spell. Talking back makes you smaller.


Comment from Anonymous
Time: October 8, 2009, 8:29 pm

I can’t believe I have to salute this slobbering little bitch. Let him come spent next summer with me at Camp Bullis, and we’ll see what’s up.

Comment from Hector Owen
Time: October 8, 2009, 8:34 pm

Oh, look, he’s all wee-wee’d up. If that expression makes it into the dictionary, this illustration should be right there.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: October 8, 2009, 9:20 pm

Whups, a little off topic, but it just came out that Kennedayo bragged about seducing over 1000 women, and had even intended to seduce Mary Jo Kopekne the night he dumped her in the drink…..

Anyone want to bet on what kind of play the Dems are going to give THAT little gem?


Comment from Rustbucket
Time: October 8, 2009, 9:36 pm

His narcissism knows no boundaries…I truly think he can’t believe everyone doesn’t love him. I can barely look upon his geeky, smug, let me bitch-slap him, countenance. I get spittin’ mad when he opens his yaw and more tripe drops outta it. Which is quite often.
God, this is gonna be a long 3 1/2 years!

Comment from Oceania
Time: October 8, 2009, 9:44 pm

We in the Antipodes are gleefully awaiting the not so secret to be visit of the POTUS … if the knuckle dragger is around by then.

Comment from BuckNutty
Time: October 8, 2009, 10:01 pm

You need to sell t-shirts. Your stuff cracks me up

Comment from rick
Time: October 8, 2009, 10:25 pm

Gawd, thanks SWEASEL for making this clown make me laugh. Listen to the AM radio and watch the devil Fox News enough and you can really get depressed…

I need a new hobby. Just afraid I might miss something. Is this why you fled the country?

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Comment from David Gillies
Time: October 8, 2009, 11:51 pm

There’s a very bad four-letter word meaning lady’s front bottom that silently runs through my mind every time I see or read about this jug-eared poltroon. What the hell did the Anglosphere do to deserve Gordon ‘Texture Like Sun’ Brown back-to-back with Dumbo? It must have been something pretty awful.

Oh, and seconded on the t-shirts. I WANT a Zombie Reagan t-shirt.

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Time: October 8, 2009, 11:57 pm


Comment from David Gillies
Time: October 9, 2009, 2:02 am

Whoa. Just checked the Zombie Reagan page. You’re giving us license to print these things off? OK. Just a leetle impertinent request: can we have a full-size version, unadorned, so world-wide Weasel worshippers (see what I did there?) can have at it in their local mall shirt-printing emporia? I would lurve to see the heads spin in my local bar (most of the expats down here would drop trou and joyfully admit The One into their hindquarters, even if they’re not so fond of the IRS rootling around in their sanctum sanctorum). I promise I’ll send you a photo.

Comment from JuliaM
Time: October 9, 2009, 5:09 am

Oh, you’re gonna love this then…

Comment from Gibby Haynes
Time: October 9, 2009, 5:33 am

I remember the good old days when you had to do stuff to win Nobel prizes. Now all you have to do is have dreams. Well, I had a dream last night about a girl with 2 arseholes. I’m not sure what it means, but I’m looking forward to getting a prize for it.

Comment from Deborah
Time: October 9, 2009, 7:13 am

The Nobel Peace Surprise. Bring on Zombie Reagan!

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: October 9, 2009, 7:45 am

Ugh. My beloved greeted me with the Peace Prize news as I awoke from my slumbers (yeah, I slept until noon today).

As I understand it, the Peace Prize committee is TOTALLY different from the guys who judge the science prizes. Bunch of lefty maroons, the former. Sadly, by pulling stupid shit like this, they devalue the whole prize.

Which is tragic, because the people who discovered telomerase may have handed us the keys to walloping cancer or old age or both.

But, hey, Barry O made the oceans cease to rise and the planet to heal…

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: October 9, 2009, 8:14 am

Poor old Zombie Reagan. I’m afraid the image isn’t big enough for t-shirtage. I didn’t think it was going to come out all that good, so I didn’t make the base image high enough res. I’ve been meaning to redraw it larger, but you know how it is — second try almost never comes out right.

Comment from logdogsmith
Time: October 9, 2009, 8:52 am

Apparently the Nobel committee felt sorry for him.

Comment from harbqll
Time: October 9, 2009, 9:25 am

Weas, you should take a look at this: http://www.zazzle.com/

It allows you to design your own shirts, peddle them to the public, and turn a profit. I have a couple friends who use it. And best of all, it’s not CafePress, that bunch of shirt-censoring lefty assholes.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: October 9, 2009, 9:27 am

Yeah, I’ve checked out Zazzle, hrqbll. Srsly considering doing a little monetizing here. I’ll post about it later.

Now, we’re going to Salmonella on Sea for a hamburger!

Comment from David Gillies
Time: October 9, 2009, 10:32 am

Disgusting genocidal paedophile Yasser Arafat got a Nobel Peace Prize. Senile Jew-hating clodhopper Jimmy Carter got a Nobel Peace Prize. Al Gore got one. Kofi Annan got one. Nice company you’ve got there, jug-ears.

With two hot wars in progress against frothing-mad barbarians it sticks a thumb in the eye of excitable Mohammedans the world over, which of course is to be thoroughly commended, but one generally has to have actually done something other than not being George Bush to win a trip to Stockholm.

Comment from keeskennis
Time: October 9, 2009, 10:38 am

I am so thrilled that BHO have received the Nobel Peace, I think you should make a nice painting that we all use to put in our toilets.

Comment from David Gillies
Time: October 9, 2009, 10:42 am

Oh, and as has been pointed out elsewhere, nominations closed in February, when this lack-witted jack-in-office had been on the job barely three weeks.

Comment from Allen
Time: October 9, 2009, 11:27 am

Best thing I’ve seen today vis a vis the Nobel Prize. Dennis the Peasant has a great t-shirt idea.

Comment from Bob
Time: October 9, 2009, 12:08 pm

Why, just yesterday I was opining the the peace prize usually goes to some America-bashing commie.

Looks like they did not dissappoint.

Comment from Veeshir
Time: October 9, 2009, 12:10 pm

Yeah, always a carper.
But shouldn’t the diaper be red?

Comment from LC Aggie Sith
Time: October 9, 2009, 1:24 pm

Veeshir, it should also be leaking excrement 😉

Comment from Jakeman
Time: October 9, 2009, 1:48 pm

Weasy, idea sparked per David’s comment at 10:42…could you do us up a photoshop of Obama-as-jack-in-the-box?

Purty please with gumdrops on top?

Comment from Steve Harkonnen
Time: October 9, 2009, 3:42 pm

What timing on the peace award. He was supposed to be within days of either adding 40k troops in Afghanistan.

Watch carefully how this award plays on that decision.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: October 9, 2009, 6:42 pm

Well, my days of having exactly 0 respect for the Nobel Committee are certainly coming to a middle…….

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