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ROUND FIVE: finally!

deadpoolFinally! It took five months for that last poor bastard to die, but Sockless Joe wins it with good ol’ Al Haig. Joe seemed as happy as a man with two dicks.

Right! The rules:

1. Pick a celebrity. Any celebrity at all, though I reserve the right to nix picks I never heard of.

2. We start from scratch every time. No matter who you had last time, you have to turn up and pick again. Poaching happens!

3. Your first choice is the one that sticks. Choose wisely!

4. The new DeadPool begins the Friday after the next honoree kicks the bucket.

5. You can play for bragging rights alone, but if you want the fabulous prize, you have to trust me with a mailing address. Packages go by slow boat and typically take eight to ten weeks and arrive looking hungover.

And the fabulous prize? Naturally, it’s a double helping of Aunty’s spotted dick! They’re microwavable!

Yeah, I ate the one in the bowl. I bought a bunch of it and, when nobody died, I figured I’d better learn to love dick. Not bad, actually.

So, step up! Strangers, first-timers and noobs welcome. If I can lure you guys with dick jokes, I don’t know what the world is coming to.

sock it to me

Comments


Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: February 26, 2010, 6:03 pm

The Honorable Senator Robert Byrd.

First!

 


Comment from Princess Bernie
Time: February 26, 2010, 6:09 pm

Jimmy Carter

pS I would have had Byrd if I weren’t in the mountains of far eastern Kentucky right now trying to get a signal on my phone.

 


Comment from Allen
Time: February 26, 2010, 6:14 pm

Allan Arbus, 92. He played the character Dr. Sidney Freedman in the M*A*S*H series.

 


Comment from Joe Allen
Time: February 26, 2010, 6:17 pm

Tom Sizemore.

Been quiet too long. I think he’s about to go out in a blaze… well, not of glory, but something. Probably sticky.

 


Comment from Pablo
Time: February 26, 2010, 6:19 pm

Zsa zsa Gabor!

 


Comment from Lipstick
Time: February 26, 2010, 6:20 pm

New Jersey Senator Frank Lautenberg!

 


Comment from steve
Time: February 26, 2010, 6:29 pm

Art Linkletter

 


Comment from Spad13
Time: February 26, 2010, 6:32 pm

Abe Vigoda. (Lipstick got my first choice.)

 


Comment from LarkBunting
Time: February 26, 2010, 6:38 pm

Joran van der Sloot. Every time I see him I can’t believe he’s still around.

 


Comment from gloriousrooster
Time: February 26, 2010, 6:56 pm

Kirk “I’m Spartacus” Douglas

 


Comment from Pupster
Time: February 26, 2010, 6:57 pm

Kim Jong Il.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 26, 2010, 7:00 pm

He was also married to Diane Arbus, which had to be a barrel of frickin’ laughs, Allen.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 26, 2010, 7:06 pm

Good lord! Art Linkletter is still with us?

Why, yes. He’ll be 98 in July. And he’s still kicking. He’s a righty, and it looks like he’s involved with something called USA Next, which is an AARP for conservatives.

 


Comment from Eirik
Time: February 26, 2010, 7:08 pm

I’ll go with a dark horse, Jack Lalanne. Sure, he’s healthy, but even he’s gotta go sometime!

 


Comment from Roman Wolf
Time: February 26, 2010, 7:15 pm

I’m going with Justice John Paul Stevens.

 


Comment from Schlippy
Time: February 26, 2010, 7:16 pm

Dear Leader of Cuba, Fidel!

Made of win I say.

 


Comment from Allen
Time: February 26, 2010, 7:21 pm

Too true, Weasel. She also taught at your alma mater if I’m not mistaken. What was that class? “How to photograph an insane looking child carrying a hand grenade.”

Speaking of which, people don’t know this?

 


Comment from Mrs. Compton
Time: February 26, 2010, 7:23 pm

Oh yay, my perennial pick has not been chosen! Maggie Thatcher!!

 


Comment from Basil Fawlty (not my real name)
Time: February 26, 2010, 7:30 pm

Sen. Harry Reid

Ok wishful thinking.

 


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: February 26, 2010, 7:34 pm

The son of the founder of Hamas, Mosab Hassan Yousef. He’s been an Israeli spy for 10 years, and I doubt that the Iranians are going to let that slide…..

 


Comment from Janna
Time: February 26, 2010, 7:49 pm

Ruth “Buzzy” Ginsburg…….any day now.

 


Comment from mongo
Time: February 26, 2010, 8:05 pm

My slowness damns me, I was gonna go for Ginsburg. I’m taking Dick Clark. Man he looked (and sounded) like crrrrrrrap (!) on New Year’s. Anyhooo…

 


Comment from Pavel
Time: February 26, 2010, 8:28 pm

Billy Graham. And he’s going straight to heaven, too. What an amazing guy.

 


Comment from Blue Octopi
Time: February 26, 2010, 9:02 pm

Rip Torn.

Because drunk, armed and geographically-challenged isn’t the most stable way to go through life.

Although he’s in rehab, so he’ll probably successfully kick the sauce and die from shock.

He’s 79, after all.

 


Comment from steve
Time: February 26, 2010, 9:21 pm

“Good lord! Art Linkletter is still with us?”

Not for very much longer. (at least, one of us so hopes)

 


Comment from JeffS
Time: February 26, 2010, 9:23 pm

Jimmy Carter.

Need I say more?

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 26, 2010, 9:25 pm

Ha! Jimmah was the second pick JeffS. Everybody wants that wrinkly old fool dead. Try again :)

 


Comment from JeffS
Time: February 26, 2010, 9:26 pm

Speaking of which, people don’t know this?

Allen, at least “Blogger Bob” of http://www.tsa.gov has a sense of humor. Either that, or he believes that the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is real.

 


Comment from JeffS
Time: February 26, 2010, 9:27 pm

DANG!!!!!!!!!!

OK, I missed that, Sweez. Guess I was too excited…..

Ummmmmm…..ahhhhhh…..errrr….

I’ll get back to you….

 


Comment from JeffS
Time: February 26, 2010, 9:31 pm

I pick…..Harry Belafonte.

For the same reasons as Jimmy Carter.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 26, 2010, 9:36 pm

Good save, JeffS!

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 26, 2010, 10:12 pm

Yay! New annoying orange YouTube out today!

 


Comment from Bruno Braun
Time: February 26, 2010, 10:17 pm

Peter Falk.

 


Comment from Mike C.
Time: February 26, 2010, 10:21 pm

I’ll stick with Charles Johnson. But this time I want broaded conditions from just a mercy killing to a mercy killing OR suicide.

 


Comment from francis
Time: February 26, 2010, 10:24 pm

This Pennsylvanian is taking Arlen Sphincter, although I’m hoping he has the grace Murtha didn’t and stays alive long enough to lose an election.

 


Comment from mommer
Time: February 26, 2010, 10:37 pm

Joan Collins. Because if she’s half as old as her neck, she must be older than dirt.

But I really wanted Jimmah.

 


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: February 26, 2010, 10:59 pm

Well, if anyone is interested (and since i have already picked my pony), Keith olberman is whining that his dear daddy asked naughty little Olby to kill him the other day…..

 


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: February 26, 2010, 11:03 pm

DAMN!!! Stoatie, where is that climate chart at? The Green Weenies at the Cornfield are trying to claim that January was the hottest EVah, again….

 


Comment from Gromulin
Time: February 26, 2010, 11:05 pm

Dammit…all the good ones already taken.

I’ll take singer Antoine ‘Fats’ Domino. Why? Just saw in the paper that he’s 82 today. Had no idea he was still kicking.

 


Comment from porknbean
Time: February 26, 2010, 11:34 pm

Bill Clinton

 


Comment from Richard
Time: February 26, 2010, 11:35 pm

Norman Wisdom.

The advantage of being British is that I can still pick a good one no-one has chosen. He might not be famous in the USA, but he is very big in Albania.

 


Comment from JC
Time: February 26, 2010, 11:40 pm

I’ll hate to see him go, but BB King ain’t getting any younger.

 


Comment from Pupster
Time: February 26, 2010, 11:43 pm

‘Big in Albania’ would be a great name for a band.

In England.

 


Comment from weirdsister
Time: February 26, 2010, 11:49 pm

Bill Clinton, por favor!

If I had any sense, though, I’d pick Kurt Westergaard. 😛

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 27, 2010, 12:02 am

Yeah, but the disadvantage of being British is, “spotted dick” just isn’t all that funny.

Seems like it was hotter than usual Down Under this year, Scoob. So they’re claiming the hottest Winter forEVAH even though America is buried and Europe is freezing its spotted dicks off.

Bubbah Clinton is took, weirdsister. PnB got him.

 


Comment from EZnSF
Time: February 27, 2010, 12:23 am

Got Dimmit. I’m always late to a party.

Phyllis Diller. (yes I’m playing the odds)

For God’s sake, she was born the same year the Bolshevik’s took over Russia.

I love her. PUDDING NOW!

 


Comment from Richard
Time: February 27, 2010, 12:26 am

Weasel,

When you’re called Richard and have been through adolescence, spotted dick is not funny anywhere! Or I suppose for any male with a careless sexual history.

 


Comment from Mrs. Compton
Time: February 27, 2010, 12:39 am

The first time I actually saw spotted dick was on our honeymoon in Scotland. We went to see the queens boat in Edinburgh and they have this wonderful little snack shop attached. I of course got the spotted dick, cause I’m that sort of person and gleefully held it up so that the new husband could take my picture with it. I spied what I think was a local laughing his head off at me from across the room. For a brief moment I was embarrassed, then I thought fuck it, he’s never going to see me again and this was pure scrapbook gold!

 


Comment from MarkT
Time: February 27, 2010, 12:41 am

Liz Taylor–and it’s her birthday today!

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 27, 2010, 12:56 am

Good GOD — Phyllis Diller is still with us?! Why, yes she is. And she looks pretty good. The things they can do with Bondo these days.

Incidentally, I had blue tits on my fat balls this morning. Do you know, that NEVER gets old?

 


Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: February 27, 2010, 12:58 am

You owe me a new keyboard for that first sentence, Mrs Compton! :)

 


Comment from weirdsister
Time: February 27, 2010, 1:00 am

Damn. Porknbean beat me to ole Willy. So I guess I’ll go with Kurt Westergaard, after all. Since all the Islamowackos are out to kill him, I’d say the odds are pretty good that one of them will eventually be successful: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/article6973966.ece

 


Comment from EW1(SG)
Time: February 27, 2010, 1:15 am

Unfortunately I think Ariel Sharon has probably developed terminal complications by now…it’s only a matter of time. And probably not much.

 


Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: February 27, 2010, 1:23 am

You know, Mrs Compton, on ‘mature and considered reflection’ I think you have just penned the greatest opening sentence of a novel in the English language. Evah!

UB <——————- still sniggering.

 


Comment from The Dread Pirate Neck Beard
Time: February 27, 2010, 1:27 am

Paul “The Aging Lesbian” McCartney. Cos Ringo has to be last.

 


Comment from Mrs. Compton
Time: February 27, 2010, 2:23 am

Hehhehhehhehheh!

 


Comment from Mr. Compton
Time: February 27, 2010, 2:31 am

I swear, it’s not spotted

 


Comment from Mrs. Peel
Time: February 27, 2010, 2:33 am

I was going to pick Stevens. Serves me right for not reading Sweas’s response to me earlier. Hmm…how about Andy Griffith?

 


Comment from gebrauchshund
Time: February 27, 2010, 2:50 am

I’m going with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, of other than natural causes. Wishful thinking, but what the hell, hope never dies.

 


Comment from Enas Yorl
Time: February 27, 2010, 3:09 am

I’m going with Gary Coleman. He’s not been particularly well lately.

 


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: February 27, 2010, 3:15 am

It’s OK, Mrs. C. Mine hasn’t been spotted in years…..

damnit!

 


Comment from Shepherd2
Time: February 27, 2010, 3:23 am

Amy Winehouse, if she hasn’t already OD’d.

 


Comment from Philip
Time: February 27, 2010, 3:26 am

Goin’ wit James Garner.

 


Comment from armybrat
Time: February 27, 2010, 3:29 am

ok…so Pablo chimed in first with Za Za Gabor. The woman’s like 90whatever so that may be a given this year. I had to press my few sober brain cells for another option. and then it hit me! Casius Clay, aka Muhammad Ali!

 


Comment from nbpundit
Time: February 27, 2010, 3:56 am

Well since it is being held in the UK…I take Prince Charles.

 


Comment from Fa Cube Itches
Time: February 27, 2010, 4:39 am

Still sticking with former Golden Girl Betty White. She can’t be doing well after that football game.

 


Comment from Beyond Bibb’s Store
Time: February 27, 2010, 4:42 am

What nobody’s nabbed Helen Thomas? Hmmm. Larry Eagleburger looked pretty wan last he was on TV…nope, a quick Wikicheck shows Helen 10 years older. I pick Helen Thomas for the win!

 


Comment from RickZ
Time: February 27, 2010, 11:22 am

I’ll go with Fidel Castro. Even with being the dictator, his Cuban medical can’t be that good.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 27, 2010, 12:59 pm

Schlippy nicked Fidel already, RickZ.

 


Comment from RickZ
Time: February 27, 2010, 1:36 pm

Okay.

Frank Woodruff Buckles. America’s last surviving WWI vet.

http://www.frankbuckles.org/

 


Comment from hemmersheim
Time: February 27, 2010, 1:59 pm

The Taliban’s #2 guy………

ok seriously,

Hamid Karzai, you know Pawkeystaans leader……I think it will be an internal whack…

 


Comment from seethru
Time: February 27, 2010, 2:29 pm

George Soros.
pleaseOpleaseOpleaseOplease.

 


Comment from Janna
Time: February 27, 2010, 3:13 pm

Beyond Bibb’
I’ve had Dear Helen in the last two pools…I’m really afraid the old bitch will outlive me.
May you have better luck with the cranky antisemite.

 


Comment from Sockless Joe
Time: February 27, 2010, 3:48 pm

In keeping with my affinity for US Secretaries of State, I’ll go with Henry Kissinger. (This pick will be just for fun… there are only so many dicks a guy needs.)

I suspect, however, that those picking Lautenberg, Ginsburg, Castro, and Kim Jong Il have a leg up on me.

Hey look, Warren Christopher’s still kicking…

 


Comment from Nina from GCP
Time: February 27, 2010, 4:41 pm

Man, we were doing labs yesterday and I couldn’t manage to steal away from my actual job to waste time entering the dead pool–and now all the good ones are taken. I’ll have to think about it now. hmmmpf…

…Dennis Hopper?

 


Comment from Mrs. Compton
Time: February 27, 2010, 5:13 pm

Nina, think Hollywood, don’t have to many on the list from there. Some libtard star has just gotta od or something!

 


Comment from wilchik
Time: February 27, 2010, 5:14 pm

Henry Kissinger

 


Comment from wilchik
Time: February 27, 2010, 5:24 pm

Damn, Sockless beat me to it. I’ll have to settle for Nancy Reagan.

 


Comment from Jakeman
Time: February 27, 2010, 6:48 pm

In a related vein, just received the following email, subject line “Prayer for Lent”:
“Heavenly Father, this past year you have taken away my favorite singer, Michael Jackson, my favorite dancer Patrick Swayze, my favorite actress Farrah Fawcett, my favorite comedian, Soupy Sales, my favorite pitchman Billy Mays and my favorite sidekick Ed McMahon. Just so you know, my favorite politicians are Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank, Diane Feinstein, Barbara Boxer, John Conyers, Harry Reid, Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden. AMEN.”

My Dead Pool pick is Ronnie “Great Train Robbery” Biggs, whom I found by looking for celebs that share my August 8 birthday.

 


Comment from Rustbucket
Time: February 27, 2010, 8:56 pm

Speaking of dick…
Dick Cheney. Seems he hasn’t been doin’ real good lately.
But I hope I’m wrong.

 


Comment from Lipstick
Time: February 27, 2010, 9:13 pm

Ronnie Biggs is still alive?! I thought he returned to England a few years ago for the health care.

 


Comment from Nina from GCP
Time: February 27, 2010, 11:30 pm

You know, if I don’t win this time I’m gonna have to find a recipe online and actually make some dick for myself.

Yeah…been single waaaay too long. :)

Yah, I’ll stick with Dennis Hopper. And I hope he lives long enough to dump that gold-digger wife of his, too.

 


Comment from TimB52
Time: February 27, 2010, 11:53 pm

I’ve got my fingers crossed for that Lockerbie bomber asshole.

 


Comment from Dave in Texas
Time: February 28, 2010, 12:59 am

Herman Fucking Wouk.

 


Comment from Dr. Spank, Tonsil and Foot Specialist (Hands? Fuck You)
Time: February 28, 2010, 1:19 am

Jeff Goldblum. He can’t keep falling off cliffs and surviving.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 28, 2010, 1:25 am

Awright, awright. The Race for the Dick has just hotted up — Dave in Texas dropped us in Ace’s sidebar. Now we be seeing dead people.

Uncle B and I are waiting up for the apocalypse, by the way. We’ve had weeks of rain, the ground is totally soaked, the drainage ditch out back is near to overtopping…and they’re predicting one more HELLATIOUS storm tonight. Any minute now.

The radar maps look like the worst of it is stalled over Brittany.

 


Comment from Janna
Time: February 28, 2010, 1:49 am

Is your house in danger of being flooded?
Run for the hills!

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 28, 2010, 1:56 am

It is a bit. Because the house is so old, the land around it has gradually built up. You take three steps down to reach our front door. We could be in trouble.

I don’t think we are this time, but we always have to be vigilant.

 


Comment from Hurricane
Time: February 28, 2010, 1:58 am

Dakota Fanning.

 


Comment from Arthur Kimes
Time: February 28, 2010, 2:11 am

Kirstie Alley

 


Comment from LuckyPierre
Time: February 28, 2010, 2:27 am

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

 


Comment from Timothy S. Carlson
Time: February 28, 2010, 2:29 am

Since he hasn’t been taken yet – and if there is a God: Obamao

Somebody already took Prince Charles.

 


Comment from Joe 6-Pack
Time: February 28, 2010, 2:34 am

I was going to go w/ Fidel Castro but then reconsidered since he’ll be a “Weekend at Bernie’s” case for years to come…..So next on the list has got to be Michael Moore…..the guy weigh north of 450 lbs and has “arterial sludge” written all over that fat, ugly, glib face…..

 


Comment from BeckoningChasm
Time: February 28, 2010, 2:39 am

Al Gore, in some kind of wacky, ironic environmental accident.

 


Comment from LuckyPierre
Time: February 28, 2010, 2:46 am

Thai King Bhumibol Adulyadej

 


Comment from James
Time: February 28, 2010, 2:54 am

I think I’ll skip dignitaries this time and guess Elton John.

 


Comment from Nina from GCP
Time: February 28, 2010, 3:01 am

Okay, I did look up a recipe for spotted dick and you need suet. Where the heck do you find rendered suet in this country? No WAY am I going to the butcher and asking for some suet so I can make a spotted dick boiled pudding. Ain’t happening.

I’m usin’ Crisco.

 


Comment from Mumbles
Time: February 28, 2010, 3:35 am

Goin’ with the darkhorse of Rudy Guiliani. The boyz at Hillbuzz surmised he wasn’t running for office in NY because he looked like doody the last time he showed in Chicago. I dunno. He looked good to me the last time I saw him on TV. Besides, all the good ‘uns were taken. (I’d have gone with Lautenberg if I’d had my druthers.)

 


Comment from Dr. Weevil
Time: February 28, 2010, 3:57 am

Partly because he’s 82 but mostly wishful thinking: Ramsey Clark.

 


Comment from Mr. Matamoros
Time: February 28, 2010, 4:03 am

I’m picking Kevin Smith…have you seen his lard ass lately? The man’s a friggin’ pork chop. He better go get some diet and exercise in him before he drops dead of a heart attack.

 


Comment from Beyond Bibb’s Store
Time: February 28, 2010, 4:16 am

Wease–how’s the shit plant holding up in the storm? Using a bucket in the corner yet?

 


Comment from some dude in iowa
Time: February 28, 2010, 4:20 am

I’ll take Richard Harris. Dude’s been too old to play Dumbledore in a Harry Potter movie for years.

 


Comment from scubafreak
Time: February 28, 2010, 4:25 am

Iowa, Sir Richard Harris is dead. Which is why he doesn’t portray Dumbledore anymore. He passed on 25 October 2002.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001321/

 


Comment from Dr. Spank
Time: February 28, 2010, 4:26 am

Richard Harris has been too dead to play Dumbledore in a Harry Potter movie for years.

 


Comment from Beyond Bibb’s Store
Time: February 28, 2010, 4:26 am

Is it me, or was Don Sutherland looking a bit like an undead version of Gandalf at the Olympics this week? Shrooms and spleefs must be catching up with him.

 


Comment from Dippin me balls
Time: February 28, 2010, 4:52 am

I’m gonna pick Charlie Sheen. That drunken asshat cant keep cheating death.

 


Comment from Warren Bonesteel
Time: February 28, 2010, 6:11 am

Christopher Walken.

But only because he’s the scariest man alive.

…and he’s gettin’ old.

….or Tiger Woods…for obvious reasons.

 


Comment from Mordart
Time: February 28, 2010, 7:49 am

Kissinger is taken? Ah. Well, I guess I have to go with…Clint Eastwood. Harry’s getting old. I would have gone with Charles Heston but remembered he died in 2008.

 


Comment from Mr. Right
Time: February 28, 2010, 8:11 am

Maulvi Noor Jamal, the latest head of the Taliban in Pakistan:

http://tinyurl.com/y9qwja8

And good riddance!

 


Comment from ChicagoJedi
Time: February 28, 2010, 9:20 am

Willie Nelson. Doobies can’t keep cure death.

 


Comment from Bingo
Time: February 28, 2010, 9:48 am

I’m going to go with a major dark horse here.

Iggy Pop.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 28, 2010, 12:56 pm

Welcome, Morons.

We survived the night, thankee. The apocalypse seemed to be much wind but not so much rain, I’m happy to say. Though it’s supposed to rain all day, I don’t see it killing the shit factory, so we can poop as we please.

This is a three-toilet household, you know.

 


Comment from hemmersheim
Time: February 28, 2010, 2:26 pm

Comment from hemmersheim
Time: February 27, 2010, 1:59 pm

The Taliban’s #2 guy………

ok seriously,

Hamid Karzai, you know Pawkeystaans leader……I think it will be an internal whack…

EDIT:
Ok, I’m Stooopid. Karzai – Afghanistan…….

Heh tm

 


Comment from Elmo Q
Time: February 28, 2010, 2:30 pm

Whitney Houston , years of drug abuse and besides she is spending sleepless nights knowing Brittany Murphy was missing 109 Vicodin . I started to take Casey Kasem , but figured OD is much better chance of happening for Whitney

 


Comment from Dawn
Time: February 28, 2010, 3:06 pm

Paul Ryan. Obama looked like he wanted to pull a Clinton the other day.

 


Comment from eman
Time: February 28, 2010, 3:29 pm

The Shat

Four Klingons will announced as persons of interest.

 


Comment from trubble
Time: February 28, 2010, 3:38 pm

Gore Vidal, killed by Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory with a candle stick.

 


Comment from Mrs. Compton
Time: February 28, 2010, 3:41 pm

Why would it kill the can?

 


Comment from joncelli
Time: February 28, 2010, 3:42 pm

We got rid of Howie Zinn so I’m going for his sidekick: Noam Chomsky, and good riddance.

 


Comment from jwpaine
Time: February 28, 2010, 3:44 pm

Congress. All of it.

Yeah, I know. But I can dream, right?

 


Comment from BlueCrab
Time: February 28, 2010, 3:48 pm

Sings to mops in airports!

Susan Boyle

 


Comment from Skeptic
Time: February 28, 2010, 3:53 pm

Gotta go with Courtney Love.

 


Comment from Tattoo De Plane
Time: February 28, 2010, 3:54 pm

Robert Pattinson, though he seems like a nice guy, but just think how his cult would grow!

 


Comment from Barry Soetoro (D-King Of The World!!)
Time: February 28, 2010, 3:55 pm

Osama Bin-Laden. That is all.

OsamaHusseinIslamObama
(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)
-It’s never too early to campaign-

 


Comment from thefritz
Time: February 28, 2010, 3:58 pm

Sadly, it shall be Margaret Thatcher.

 


Comment from cnredd
Time: February 28, 2010, 4:00 pm

“Eyebrows” Ernie Borgnine…

cnredd
Political Wrinkles

 


Comment from Aaron
Time: February 28, 2010, 4:17 pm

Andrew Sullivan….torn apart by one of his dogs most likely.

 


Comment from Sox
Time: February 28, 2010, 4:28 pm

The Cat is going for a long shot. The Chin-less Opthamologist, Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.

 


Comment from Northwoodswarrior48
Time: February 28, 2010, 4:36 pm

Jane Fonda…the world and world peace will be a better place when’s she’s tanking the eternal dirt nap.

 


Comment from Francase
Time: February 28, 2010, 4:42 pm

Gloria Steinem.

 


Comment from beedubya
Time: February 28, 2010, 4:45 pm

Joe Biden..if he says anything else stupid.

If I win, you can keep the Spotted Dick

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 28, 2010, 4:46 pm

Mrs Compton already got St Margaret of Thatcher, fritz.

And our septic outlet feeds into a long drainage ditch that is currently very overfull. If the water level submerged the tank outlet, we were going to shut down the whole deal to prevent the valve opening and taking a big ol’ sip of water. Though our tank guys said the pump was powerful enough to cope.

Country life, eh?

 


Comment from kam582
Time: February 28, 2010, 4:52 pm

I am way late to this party, but, James Arness. Been watching reruns of Gunsmoke. I think God is going to win that last fight, and do what all of those gunslingers couldn’t.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 28, 2010, 4:56 pm

Surprised to see he was still alive. Still more surprised that he’s only 86.

And you’re not late. This thread will roll along until somebody on the list falls off his perch. Last time, it took five months!

 


Comment from Billser
Time: February 28, 2010, 5:18 pm

The Kergan

 


Comment from surfhut
Time: February 28, 2010, 5:20 pm

David Hasselhof

 


Comment from nachogranny
Time: February 28, 2010, 5:20 pm

Peter Graves.

 


Comment from Muskwa
Time: February 28, 2010, 5:24 pm

I’ll take Nelson Mandela FTW.

 


Comment from Jeff Weimer
Time: February 28, 2010, 5:26 pm

Roger Ebert.

He lost his jaw to Cancer years ago, he’s probably due for a relapse.

 


Comment from Eric
Time: February 28, 2010, 5:26 pm

Bruce Springsteen.

 


Comment from leesus
Time: February 28, 2010, 5:28 pm

Dominic Chianese

Uncle Jun’ is goin down. Its sad.

 


Comment from A Slow Boat To Purgatory
Time: February 28, 2010, 5:33 pm

Ayman al-Zawahri…..Last time I saw the guy that bump on his forehead was oozing a viscous and foul smelling fluid the color of new born baby poop. I’m betting his goat syphilis infection gets him before a hellfire but either way…..

 


Comment from Jeff Weimer
Time: February 28, 2010, 5:34 pm

Comment from leesus
Time: February 28, 2010, 5:28 pm

I met him about 10 years ago at Chumley’s in The Village. Nice guy, but Lefty as all get out. He was there with a bunch of friends (including the guy who played the Mayor in Ghostbusters) singing old-time union songs.

 


Comment from sTevo
Time: February 28, 2010, 5:35 pm

Willie Jeff Clinton.
I feel no ill will toward the guy, I’m puttin my money on the ham sammich.

 


Comment from Greg
Time: February 28, 2010, 5:36 pm

Ramsey Clark. Need I explain why?

 


Comment from Corona
Time: February 28, 2010, 5:38 pm

During Reids’ unemployment, Harry Reids’ wife.

 


Comment from Blazer
Time: February 28, 2010, 5:40 pm

Amy Crackhouse.

 


Comment from Purple Avenger
Time: February 28, 2010, 5:45 pm

Robert Downey Jr. He’s always a good bet to do a John Belushi at any moment.

Long shot – John Travolta kills himself in a plane crash.

 


Comment from Bluecaper
Time: February 28, 2010, 5:50 pm

Cal Worthington

 


Comment from Jeff Weimer
Time: February 28, 2010, 5:56 pm

Or his dog Spot

 


Comment from SeaUrchin
Time: February 28, 2010, 5:57 pm

Barbara “call me Senator!!” Boxer. I can dream, can’t I? the biotch is mean as tommygaw and twice as ugly. Please please please, God, please?

 


Comment from Michael
Time: February 28, 2010, 5:59 pm

Keith Olbermann.

Wishful thinking, I know . . .

 


Comment from John Galt
Time: February 28, 2010, 5:59 pm

Dennis Hopper

This late in the game people of the cover of The Enquirer should have already been picked.

 


Comment from John Galt
Time: February 28, 2010, 6:00 pm

Awww crap..not all the comments loaded the first time..

 


Comment from Threadjacker
Time: February 28, 2010, 6:04 pm

Michael Moore of a massive coronary while in a hard lust clench with Charles Johnson’s ponytail.

If I win, I shall most assuredly bathe my nads in a nice bowl of spotted dick

 


Comment from Hotrodelectric
Time: February 28, 2010, 6:04 pm

“Roger Ebert.

He lost his jaw to Cancer years ago, he’s probably due for a relapse.”
Really? I did not know that. No wonder I haven’t heard anything from him in a while.

In keeping with the spirit of the Pool, I think I’ll pick Keith Richards. Yah- that one.

 


Comment from Hotrodelectric
Time: February 28, 2010, 6:10 pm

“Cal Worthington”
Nice pick, Bluecaper. #golf clap#

 


Comment from BeckoningChasm
Time: February 28, 2010, 6:16 pm

Comment from Michael
Time: February 28, 2010, 5:59 pm

Keith Olbermann.

Wishful thinking, I know . . .

Hey, he could die from apoplexy. That YouTube clip would get millions of hits.

 


Comment from Jeff Weimer
Time: February 28, 2010, 6:30 pm

Here’s the recent Esquire article about Roger Ebert. That’s how I found out about his situation – explains a lot, actually. Not for the faint-hearted, there’s a picture of him as he is now, which you don’t see at http://www.rogerebert.com.

http://www.esquire.com/features/roger-ebert-0310

 


Comment from Studebaker Hawk
Time: February 28, 2010, 6:33 pm

God knows I don’t want him to go, but Don Pardo.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 28, 2010, 6:38 pm

Do a name check on your picks, y’all. I think some of these have been taken, but I’m way too check myself.

Yeah, Ebert’s commentary has taken a serious turn for the mean since he was ill. They took a good chunk of his jaw, too, making him freakish-looking. The same fate as poor old Jack Wild — remember him?

 


Comment from KillTheHippies
Time: February 28, 2010, 6:38 pm

Chris Matthews.

because i believe in a kind and just God, and a vengeful and terrible God, and this would qualify in both directions.

also because 2 of you sick bastards had already taken Al Gore and Obama. and you know Chrissy gets a leg tingle every time he has a dick spotted.

 


Comment from Nina from GCP
Time: February 28, 2010, 6:44 pm

Stoaty, if only you’d charged us a small fee to enter the contest! With the arrival of all the morons (or should I say, MORE morons) you could be rolling in pounds sterling.

Ah, well, wave goodbye to an opportunity lost. :)

 


Comment from Zoltan
Time: February 28, 2010, 6:56 pm

Supreme Leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-Il.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 28, 2010, 8:26 pm

Wow, Jeff. I didn’t know they’d taken his jaw completely. You’d think that would be something they could make a plastic prosthetic for.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 28, 2010, 8:28 pm

Heh. The problem is, Nina, once you charge money for something, you have to take it seriously.

Poor Joe hasn’t a clue that we waited so long for somebody to die, his dicks are outdated.

 


Comment from Jeff Weimer
Time: February 28, 2010, 9:53 pm

I think he finally got fed up with all the failed attempts to reconstruct it, he just pretty much said “fuck it”. If you look at older pictures of him, he probably lost 20 pounds.

 


Comment from porknbean
Time: February 28, 2010, 11:25 pm

Weasel….I never took you as the frou-frou sort.

Awwwww…

http://tinyurl.com/y94ekk9

 


Comment from digitalbrownshirt
Time: February 28, 2010, 11:34 pm

Anybody pick Pat Robertson yet? He’s been losing his mind for at least 8 years that I’ve noticed. His body can’t be far behind.

 


Comment from Jeff Weimer
Time: February 28, 2010, 11:52 pm

Since we just can’t get enough Roger Ebert, he’ll be on Tuesday’s Oprah.

 


Comment from Farng
Time: March 1, 2010, 12:07 am

My MiL.

(Pleasepleasepleaseplease!)

OK, seriously, Senator Barbara Mikulski.

 


Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: March 1, 2010, 12:35 am

Porknbean – you just made my Sunday :)

 


Comment from BigBlueBug
Time: March 1, 2010, 1:07 am

Patrick Kennedy.

A Klonopin and Chivas 8-ball.

Or a sailboat crash.

Or beaten to death by an airport screener.

 


Comment from BigBlueBug
Time: March 1, 2010, 1:11 am

And my army grows!

http://pajamasmedia.com/instapundit/94775/

 


Comment from long island
Time: March 1, 2010, 1:37 am

I was watching 60 Minutes and it came to me like a prophecy from God … ANDY ROONEY for the win!!! He may already be dead because he looked like a zombie tonight babbling on about the census.

 


Comment from PatAZ
Time: March 1, 2010, 1:47 am

Hugh Hefner Sooner or later, he’s going to get one too many girlfriends.

 


Comment from porknbean
Time: March 1, 2010, 2:08 am

Porknbean – you just made my Sunday

Glad I could be of service. :)
She really is adorable while sleeping. I think pink is her color.

 


Comment from Alice H
Time: March 1, 2010, 2:59 am

Sally Kern FTW. Please, oh please, let Sally Kern win. I’ll eat a bowl of spotted dick if Sally Kern wins.

 


Comment from Wiccapundit, the Red State Witch
Time: March 1, 2010, 3:38 am

Former Speaker of the House Jim Wright.

 


Comment from smedleythebarbarian
Time: March 1, 2010, 3:54 am

Lets pick from the top
Prince Phillip

 


Comment from scubafreak
Time: March 1, 2010, 4:52 am

Sorry Stoatie…. I posted your dead pool on the Cornfield. That would explain why several Cornfielders, and a number of Pravda goons (they are always watching us…) are posting…

 


Comment from MrCaniac
Time: March 1, 2010, 6:12 am

I’m gonna go with the Mick, Mickey Rooney. Little bastard gotta have a speed pass to the front of the line at the pearly gates.

 


Comment from karenm
Time: March 1, 2010, 6:16 am

Barbara Wah Wah…she gave up her Oscar show after this season.

 


Comment from AndrewsDad
Time: March 1, 2010, 6:58 am

Mike Wallace, 91 years old.

 


Comment from Allen
Time: March 1, 2010, 7:03 am

We need a 200 comment, Weasel post.

At that point the local density increases, and we enter into Dark Weasel Space. And, thus a star is born. No, I already picked Allan Arbus, but Kris kristofferson has to be close to the event horizon.

 


Comment from docitburnswhenipost
Time: March 1, 2010, 7:45 am

Carol Channing. She’s 89; and the way she says DYE–minz, has always been like having acid poured onto my eardrum.

 


Comment from BillT
Time: March 1, 2010, 9:26 am

185.

 


Comment from BillT
Time: March 1, 2010, 9:27 am

186.

 


Comment from BillT
Time: March 1, 2010, 9:29 am

187.

Hey, how about a li’l *help* here, kids — only 13 left to go for 200…

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 1, 2010, 1:05 pm

Don’t sweat it, Scoob. It got posted *twice* at Ace’s. I got a note from my hit counter. It said, “fuck it. I’m going to Aruba. See you next week.”

 


Comment from David Gillies
Time: March 1, 2010, 1:15 pm

Did I get spam filtered?

If not, then I (re)pick Gordon Brown, not because I expect him to die but because if he does a steamed pudding will merely add to my joy.

Oh, and it’s cold here in England. Damn cold.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 1, 2010, 1:38 pm

Oh, wow…lots of legit comments were in the spam filter. So sorry. The current version of WordPress doesn’t flag you when it drops someone in it.

 


Comment from someone2
Time: March 1, 2010, 3:27 pm

I really hate to do this, but Barbara Hale. She’ll be 88 this year. It’s sort of like picking Abe Vigoda (who I see someone has already done).

 


Comment from Mija Cat
Time: March 1, 2010, 3:34 pm

Okay, my first claim-stake didn’t take.

Janet Reno, please. She’s only 71, but has some long-term medical issues.

Mew

 


Comment from Sarah2053
Time: March 1, 2010, 3:37 pm

Betty White. Got the other half of that commercial.

 


Comment from viper68
Time: March 1, 2010, 3:50 pm

Hillary Rodham Clinton, why? cuz Obonehead was taken

 


Comment from ChicagoJedi
Time: March 1, 2010, 5:52 pm

Janet Reno? Don’t you know that Sasquatch are immortal?

 


Comment from mesa in Texas
Time: March 1, 2010, 6:11 pm

Louis Farrakhan

 


Comment from Ken
Time: March 1, 2010, 6:33 pm

Although I would be sad…Christopher Lee.

 


Comment from Bender Bending Rodriguez
Time: March 1, 2010, 7:29 pm

Since all the good Americans are taken, I’ll choose a Brit, as well: Give me Sir Jimmy Savile.

 


Comment from Max Entropy
Time: March 1, 2010, 7:36 pm

I’ll take Lindsay Lohan. It’s only a matter of time until the party girl lifestyle leaves her dead next to her toilet.

 


Comment from Mrs. Compton
Time: March 1, 2010, 9:40 pm

Aw, weasels are so cute then they’re sleeping!

 


Comment from Nina from GCP
Time: March 2, 2010, 1:51 am

Wow, this thread has legs! Hopefully that will mean we won’t have to wait half a year almost to get a winner this time.

 


Comment from Mija Cat
Time: March 2, 2010, 3:41 am

Comment from ChicagoJedi
Time: March 1, 2010, 5:52 pm

Janet Reno? Don’t you know that Sasquatch are immortal?
——
Janet Reno. She’s like Medusa, only half-Sasquatch.

 


Comment from Mr. Compton
Time: March 2, 2010, 4:06 am

I didn’t vote first time around. Mrs. Compton would cry her eyes out, but I’m going with Queen Elizabeth.

 


Comment from skinbad
Time: March 2, 2010, 7:11 pm

Don Rickles

 


Comment from weirdsister
Time: March 3, 2010, 4:15 pm

I think he finally got fed up with all the failed attempts to reconstruct it, he just pretty much said “fuck it”. If you look at older pictures of him, he probably lost 20 pounds.

Actually, Jeff, I believe that what Ebert actually said was, “Aggggghhhh igghhhll.” 😉

Interestingly enough, it was reported on the radio this morning that they’ve fed Roger Ebert’s old sound bites into a software program, and he can now speak via computer. It even sounds like him, but with odd phrasing. Ain’t technology amazing?

 


Comment from Jeff Weimer
Time: March 4, 2010, 1:01 am

Yeah, I heard about that, weirdsister. I keep imagining it’s a cross between Stephen Hawking and, shit, Roger Ebert.

 


Comment from Jeff Weimer
Time: March 4, 2010, 1:36 am

Exactly:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMyxgSLESz8&feature=player_embedded

 


Comment from mandel bread
Time: March 4, 2010, 3:23 am

George Bush Sr

Not advocating it at all; just sayin’ the expy date is nigh.

 


Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: March 4, 2010, 6:12 am

Sen. Cecil Akaka… before he can enact further institutionalized racism (but it’s OK, because it’s non-white racism).

And because the Republican governor of Hawaii would appoint a Republican replacement, thus increasing the possibility of Republicans getting the Senate back. (If they do, what are the odds both Stevens and Ginsburg retire immediately, so their successors can be confirmed before the new Congress takes office?)

 


Comment from Tushar
Time: March 4, 2010, 6:14 pm

Yogi Berra.

He will be alive, unless he dies .

 


Comment from MissTammy
Time: March 4, 2010, 11:55 pm

Has Elizabeth Edwards been taken yet? By anyone except John, I mean?

 


Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: March 5, 2010, 12:11 am

Roger Moore – he’s been acting like a stiff for the past 50 years.

 


Comment from Beyond Bibb’s Store
Time: March 5, 2010, 2:06 pm

Damn. Shoulda picked that Pentagon shooter dude. What a looney truther that numbnuts was. Bush’s fault… B+

 


Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: March 10, 2010, 3:28 am

No entries for five days; so here’s the list so far:

Bob Mulroy — Senator Robert Byrd
Princess Bernie — Jimmy Carter
Allen — Allan Arbus
Joe Allen — Tom Sizemore
Pablo — Zsa zsa Gabor
Lipstick — New Jersey Senator Frank Lautenberg
steve — Art Linkletter
Spad13 — Abe Vigoda
LarkBunting — Joran van der Sloot
gloriousrooster — Kirk “I’m Spartacus” Douglas
Eirik — Jack Lalanne
Roman Wolf — Justice John Paul Stevens
Schlippy — Fidel
Mrs. Compton — Maggie Thatcher
Basil Fawlty — Sen. Harry Reid
Scubafreak — Mosab Hassan Yousef
Janna — Ruth “Buzzy” Ginsburg
mongo — Dick Clark
Pavel — Billy Graham
Blue Octopi — Rip Torn
JeffS — Harry Belafonte
Bruno Braun — Peter Falk
Mike C. — Charles Johnson
francis — Arlen Sphincter
mommer — Joan Collins
Gromulin — Antoine ‘Fats’ Domino
porknbean — Bill Clinton
Richard — Norman Wisdom
JC — BB King
EZnSF — Phyllis Diller
MarkT — Liz Taylor
weirdsister — Kurt Westergaard
EW1(SG) — Ariel Sharon
Dread Pirate Neck Beard — Paul “The Aging Lesbian” McCartney
Mrs. Peel — Andy Griffith
gebrauchshund — Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Enas Yorl — Gary Coleman
Shepherd2 — Amy Winehouse
Philip — James Garner
armybrat — Muhammad Ali
nbpundit — Prince Charles
Fa Cube Itches — Betty White
RickZ — Frank Woodruff Buckles
hemmersheim — Karzai
seethru — George Soros
Sockless Joe — Henry Kissinger
Nina from GCP — Dennis Hopper
wilchik — Nancy Reagan
Rustbucket — Dick Cheney
TimB52 — that Lockerbie bomber asshole
Dave in Texas — Herman Fucking Wouk
Dr. Spank — Jeff Goldblum
Hurricane — Dakota Fanning
Arthur Kimes — Kirstie Alley
Timothy S. Carlson — Obamao
Joe 6-Pack — Michael Moore
BeckoningChasm — Al Gore
LuckyPierre — King Bhumibol Adulyadej
James — Elton John
Mumbles — Rudy Guiliani
Dr. Weevil — Ramsey Clark
Mr. Matamoros — Kevin Smith
Beyond Bibb’s Store — Don Sutherland
Dippin me balls — Charlie Sheen
Warren Bonesteel — Christopher Walken
Mordart — Clint Eastwood
Mr. Right — Maulvi Noor Jamal
ChicagoJedi — Willie Nelson
Elmo Q — Whitney Houston
Dawn — Paul Ryan
eman — The Shat
trubble — Gore Vidal
joncelli — Noam Chomsky
BlueCrab — Susan Boyle
Skeptic — Courtney Love
Tattoo De Plane — Robert Pattinson
Barry Soetoro (D-King…) — Osama Bin-Laden
thefritz — Margaret Thatcher
cnredd — “Eyebrows” Ernie Borgnine
Aaron — Andrew Sullivan
Sox — Bashar al-Assad
Northwoodswarrior48 — Jane Fonda
Francase — Gloria Steinem
beedubya — Joe Biden
kam582 — James Arness
Billser — The Kergan
nachogranny — Peter Graves
surfhut — David Hasselhof
Muskwa — Nelson Mandela
Eric — Bruce Springsteen
Jeff Weimer — Roger Ebert
leesus — Dominic Chianese
A Slow Boat To Purgatory — Ayman al-Zawahri
Corona — Harry Reid’s wife
Purple Avenger — Robert Downey Jr
Bluecaper — Cal Worthington
SeaUrchin — Barbara “call me Senator!!” Boxer
Michael — Keith Olbermann
Hotrodelectric — Keith Richards
Studebaker Hawk — Don Pardo
KillTheHippies — Chris Matthews
Zoltan — Supreme Leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-Il
digitalbrownshirt — Pat Robertson
Farng — Senator Barbara Mikulski
BigBlueBug — Patrick Kennedy
long island — ANDY ROONEY
PatAZ — Hugh Hefner
Alice H — Sally Kern
Wiccapundit — Former Speaker of the House Jim Wright
smedleythebarbarian — Prince Phillip
MrCaniac — Mickey Rooney
karenm — Barbara Wah Wah
AndrewsDad — Mike Wallace
docitburnswhenipost — Carol Channing
David Gillies — Gordon Brown
someone2 — Barbara Hale
Mija Cat — Janet Reno
viper68 — Hillary Rodham Clinton
mesa in Texas — Louis Farrakhan
Ken — Christopher Lee
Bender Bending Rodriguez — Sir Jimmy Savile
Max Entropy — Lindsay Lohan
Mr. Compton — Queen Elizabeth
skinbad — Don Rickles
mandel bread — George Bush Sr
Rich Rostrom — Sen. Cecil Akaka
Tushar — Yogi Berra
MissTammy — Elizabeth Edwards
Uncle Badger — Roger Moore

 


Comment from MrCaniac
Time: March 10, 2010, 6:20 am

Damn, it’s almost like “Death Takes A Holiday”. I would have thought someone would have kicked off right before the Oscars so everyone would have had a chance to talk about how wonderful they were.

 


Comment from Pablo
Time: March 10, 2010, 1:20 pm

Damn. How did everyone miss Corey Haim?

 


Comment from Mumbles
Time: March 10, 2010, 2:20 pm

Hey, Pablo, you’re pretty sprightly for someone on the death watch. You beat me to it. Haim sure was a dark horse! I didn’t check that exhaustive list, but I’m pretty sure no one’s going to get the spotted dick!

 


Comment from Tattoo De Plane
Time: March 10, 2010, 3:11 pm

I was close! Robert Pattinson is in vampire movies, and rumor has it, he dabbles in blow like everyone in Hollyweird, but he’s so much fun in toilet stalls, no one has sold pictures to the tabloids… yet. So, he’ll keep doing more drugs, and one of these days!

 


Comment from Tattoo De Plane
Time: March 10, 2010, 3:32 pm

This time around I’m going with Hugh Hefner. He’s been wearing pajamas so long, he’s ready for his big dirt nap now.

 


Comment from Montenegro
Time: March 10, 2010, 6:31 pm

Just cause I dislike him ….Sean Penn

 


Comment from Steve I n Tulsa
Time: March 10, 2010, 11:20 pm

Is it too late to take Corey Haim?

 


Comment from Nina from GCP
Time: March 11, 2010, 1:32 am

I could not have picked Corey Haim because I DON’T HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA WHO HE IS!

Well…was.

 


Comment from gulliblepratt
Time: March 11, 2010, 3:58 am

Ex Supreme Court Justice David Souter

 


Comment from nbpundit
Time: March 11, 2010, 7:16 am

Lord my finger is tired from scrolling. No one picked
Corey Haim? I had to look a pic of him as a youngster to know who he was.

 


Comment from Mumbles
Time: March 11, 2010, 6:23 pm

I’m betting no one had Merlin Olsen, huh?

RIP, Merlin.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 11, 2010, 9:19 pm

Oh, noes! Merlin’s gone?

I would’ve bet he died decades ago. I remember him as an old dude in the Sixties.

 


Comment from Pablo
Time: March 12, 2010, 2:00 am

Oooh, Corona could back into this one with Mrs. Harry Reid getting hit by a truck today. Needless to say, my prayers are with her.

I want that dick!

 


Comment from Anonymous
Time: March 12, 2010, 7:34 am

I understand Lord Mandelson is rather fond of spotted dick, or any kind of dick actually.

 


Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: March 13, 2010, 12:04 am

Five days quiescence, so I post the list. So then a bunch of you people jump back in. Here’s the update

Tattoo De Plane — Hugh Hefner (replacing Robert Pattinson)
Montenegro — Sean Penn
gulliblepratt — Ex Supreme Court Justice David Souter

 


Comment from PatAZ
Time: March 13, 2010, 4:17 am

Sorry, I had Hugh Hefner first, but I am willing to share the prize. Maybe the spotted dick will go a long way.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 13, 2010, 12:09 pm

Oh, wow, Pat — for a second there, I thought you meant Hef had popped his clogs. I just got the last dicks into the post!

But, yeah, PatAZ claimed him first.

 


Comment from Woolie M.
Time: March 14, 2010, 1:02 am

Henry Kissinger..not well

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 14, 2010, 1:18 pm

Already took, Woolie. (Twice, in fact — sorry, wilchik).

 


Comment from Mumbles
Time: March 15, 2010, 1:45 am

Peter Graves, RIP. I thought he looked pretty good on those reverse home mortgage commercials for old folks. Hmph.

 


Comment from Mumbles
Time: March 15, 2010, 1:47 am

Ooooh, congrats to nachogranny! (Just scanned the list.) Was it his last name that tipped you off?

 


Comment from Mumbles
Time: March 15, 2010, 1:55 am

Apparently Hosni Mubarak isn’t looking too promising either. Ms. Weasel, I think you’re safe. Unless someone was omitted from that exhaustive list, nachogranny is the sole recipient of spotted dick.

 


Comment from Nina from GCP
Time: March 15, 2010, 4:07 am

Man, now we have to go through this all again on Friday!

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 15, 2010, 12:17 pm

There can be only one, Mumbles. Dupe picks nix dicks.

Yup, Nina. That was the shortest round yet! I just finally got Joe’s package in the mail last week.

 


Comment from Tattoo De Plane
Time: March 15, 2010, 6:22 pm

Rich Rostrom, I’m committed to my pick, and you can put it on the books for Round Six.

Congratulations to Nachogranny! You’ll have to tell us how spotted dick tastes with chili, cheese and jalepenos :)

 


Comment from Tattoo De Plane
Time: March 15, 2010, 6:34 pm

Oh, sorry. I just saw PatAZ has first dibs on Hugh Hefner. Well, good luck, and I’m x-ing my fingers.

 


Comment from Tushar
Time: March 15, 2010, 9:57 pm

Do we pick again for the next round? Do all picks in this round become null and void?

 


Comment from Enas Yorl
Time: March 15, 2010, 10:13 pm

Next Friday y’all! No picks are valid until Stoaty gets the next Dead Pool post up and everyone is up for grabs again.

 


Comment from nachogranny
Time: March 15, 2010, 10:59 pm

No, I had just seen Peter Graves on a “reverse mortgage” commercial, and he looked like he had one foot in…er, the grave.

 


Comment from nachogranny
Time: March 15, 2010, 11:01 pm

Oh…and I’ll take a pass on the spotted dick. Just basking in my international celebrity is enough of a reward. Besides, once one of them things gets spots on it, ’tis best to leave it alone…

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 15, 2010, 11:05 pm

Just think of the children in Bangladesh who would do anything for a spotted dick.

 


Comment from Allen
Time: March 15, 2010, 11:49 pm

A point of order Weasel, or several. Since I can’t pick death row inmates, are people already in intensive care legal? Also is the oldest person living a pickable person due to the fact that they are now famous for being the oldest living person?

I really would like a spotted dick. :)

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 15, 2010, 11:55 pm

Perhaps nachogranny will bequeath you her(?) dicks, Allen.

Ummm…I’m ‘onna say yes to intensive care, but no for famous old coots, in a completely arbitrary and impulsive decision.

 


Comment from Mija Cat
Time: March 18, 2010, 4:12 am

So Alex Chilton dies without being able to be a choice…

(who is Alex Chilton you ask? Lead singer for the Box Tops for starters…)

http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/Music/2010/03/17/Box-Tops-singer-Chilton-dies-at-59/UPI-18331268883867/

Mew

 


Comment from Bob Sledd
Time: March 19, 2010, 7:55 pm

Nancy Pelosi, I hope to goddamn hell.

 


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