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The Honorable Senator Robert Byrd.

First!

Jimmy Carter

pS I would have had Byrd if I weren’t in the mountains of far eastern Kentucky right now trying to get a signal on my phone.

Allan Arbus, 92. He played the character Dr. Sidney Freedman in the M*A*S*H series.

Tom Sizemore.

Been quiet too long. I think he’s about to go out in a blaze… well, not of glory, but something. Probably sticky.

Zsa zsa Gabor!

New Jersey Senator Frank Lautenberg!

Art Linkletter

Abe Vigoda. (Lipstick got my first choice.)

Joran van der Sloot. Every time I see him I can’t believe he’s still around.

Kirk “I’m Spartacus” Douglas

Kim Jong Il.

He was also married to Diane Arbus, which had to be a barrel of frickin’ laughs, Allen.

Good lord! Art Linkletter is still with us?

Why, yes. He’ll be 98 in July. And he’s still kicking. He’s a righty, and it looks like he’s involved with something called USA Next, which is an AARP for conservatives.

I’ll go with a dark horse, Jack Lalanne. Sure, he’s healthy, but even he’s gotta go sometime!

I’m going with Justice John Paul Stevens.

Dear Leader of Cuba, Fidel!

Made of win I say.

Too true, Weasel. She also taught at your alma mater if I’m not mistaken. What was that class? “How to photograph an insane looking child carrying a hand grenade.”

Speaking of which, people don’t know this?

Oh yay, my perennial pick has not been chosen! Maggie Thatcher!!

Sen. Harry Reid

Ok wishful thinking.

The son of the founder of Hamas, Mosab Hassan Yousef. He’s been an Israeli spy for 10 years, and I doubt that the Iranians are going to let that slide…..

Ruth “Buzzy” Ginsburg…….any day now.

My slowness damns me, I was gonna go for Ginsburg. I’m taking Dick Clark. Man he looked (and sounded) like crrrrrrrap (!) on New Year’s. Anyhooo…

Billy Graham. And he’s going straight to heaven, too. What an amazing guy.

Rip Torn.

Because drunk, armed and geographically-challenged isn’t the most stable way to go through life.

Although he’s in rehab, so he’ll probably successfully kick the sauce and die from shock.

He’s 79, after all.

“Good lord! Art Linkletter is still with us?”

Not for very much longer. (at least, one of us so hopes)

Jimmy Carter.

Need I say more?

Ha! Jimmah was the second pick JeffS. Everybody wants that wrinkly old fool dead. Try again 🙂

Speaking of which, people don’t know this?

Allen, at least “Blogger Bob” of http://www.tsa.gov has a sense of humor. Either that, or he believes that the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is real.

DANG!!!!!!!!!!

OK, I missed that, Sweez. Guess I was too excited…..

Ummmmmm…..ahhhhhh…..errrr….

I’ll get back to you….

I pick…..Harry Belafonte.

For the same reasons as Jimmy Carter.

Good save, JeffS!

Yay! New annoying orange YouTube out today!

Peter Falk.

I’ll stick with Charles Johnson. But this time I want broaded conditions from just a mercy killing to a mercy killing OR suicide.

This Pennsylvanian is taking Arlen Sphincter, although I’m hoping he has the grace Murtha didn’t and stays alive long enough to lose an election.

Joan Collins. Because if she’s half as old as her neck, she must be older than dirt.

But I really wanted Jimmah.

Well, if anyone is interested (and since i have already picked my pony), Keith olberman is whining that his dear daddy asked naughty little Olby to kill him the other day…..

DAMN!!! Stoatie, where is that climate chart at? The Green Weenies at the Cornfield are trying to claim that January was the hottest EVah, again….

Dammit…all the good ones already taken.

I’ll take singer Antoine ‘Fats’ Domino. Why? Just saw in the paper that he’s 82 today. Had no idea he was still kicking.

Bill Clinton

Norman Wisdom.

The advantage of being British is that I can still pick a good one no-one has chosen. He might not be famous in the USA, but he is very big in Albania.

I’ll hate to see him go, but BB King ain’t getting any younger.

‘Big in Albania’ would be a great name for a band.

In England.

Bill Clinton, por favor!

If I had any sense, though, I’d pick Kurt Westergaard. 😛

Yeah, but the disadvantage of being British is, “spotted dick” just isn’t all that funny.

Seems like it was hotter than usual Down Under this year, Scoob. So they’re claiming the hottest Winter forEVAH even though America is buried and Europe is freezing its spotted dicks off.

Bubbah Clinton is took, weirdsister. PnB got him.

Got Dimmit. I’m always late to a party.

Phyllis Diller. (yes I’m playing the odds)

For God’s sake, she was born the same year the Bolshevik’s took over Russia.

I love her. PUDDING NOW!

Weasel,

When you’re called Richard and have been through adolescence, spotted dick is not funny anywhere! Or I suppose for any male with a careless sexual history.

The first time I actually saw spotted dick was on our honeymoon in Scotland. We went to see the queens boat in Edinburgh and they have this wonderful little snack shop attached. I of course got the spotted dick, cause I’m that sort of person and gleefully held it up so that the new husband could take my picture with it. I spied what I think was a local laughing his head off at me from across the room. For a brief moment I was embarrassed, then I thought fuck it, he’s never going to see me again and this was pure scrapbook gold!

Liz Taylor–and it’s her birthday today!

Good GOD — Phyllis Diller is still with us?! Why, yes she is. And she looks pretty good. The things they can do with Bondo these days.

Incidentally, I had blue tits on my fat balls this morning. Do you know, that NEVER gets old?

You owe me a new keyboard for that first sentence, Mrs Compton! 🙂

Damn. Porknbean beat me to ole Willy. So I guess I’ll go with Kurt Westergaard, after all. Since all the Islamowackos are out to kill him, I’d say the odds are pretty good that one of them will eventually be successful: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/article6973966.ece

Unfortunately I think Ariel Sharon has probably developed terminal complications by now…it’s only a matter of time. And probably not much.

You know, Mrs Compton, on ‘mature and considered reflection’ I think you have just penned the greatest opening sentence of a novel in the English language. Evah!

UB <——————- still sniggering.

Paul “The Aging Lesbian” McCartney. Cos Ringo has to be last.

Hehhehhehhehheh!

I swear, it’s not spotted

I was going to pick Stevens. Serves me right for not reading Sweas’s response to me earlier. Hmm…how about Andy Griffith?

I’m going with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, of other than natural causes. Wishful thinking, but what the hell, hope never dies.

I’m going with Gary Coleman. He’s not been particularly well lately.

It’s OK, Mrs. C. Mine hasn’t been spotted in years…..

damnit!

Amy Winehouse, if she hasn’t already OD’d.

Goin’ wit James Garner.

ok…so Pablo chimed in first with Za Za Gabor. The woman’s like 90whatever so that may be a given this year. I had to press my few sober brain cells for another option. and then it hit me! Casius Clay, aka Muhammad Ali!

Well since it is being held in the UK…I take Prince Charles.

Still sticking with former Golden Girl Betty White. She can’t be doing well after that football game.

What nobody’s nabbed Helen Thomas? Hmmm. Larry Eagleburger looked pretty wan last he was on TV…nope, a quick Wikicheck shows Helen 10 years older. I pick Helen Thomas for the win!

I’ll go with Fidel Castro. Even with being the dictator, his Cuban medical can’t be that good.

Schlippy nicked Fidel already, RickZ.

Okay.

Frank Woodruff Buckles. America’s last surviving WWI vet.

http://www.frankbuckles.org/

The Taliban’s #2 guy………

ok seriously,

Hamid Karzai, you know Pawkeystaans leader……I think it will be an internal whack…

George Soros.
pleaseOpleaseOpleaseOplease.

Beyond Bibb’
I’ve had Dear Helen in the last two pools…I’m really afraid the old bitch will outlive me.
May you have better luck with the cranky antisemite.

In keeping with my affinity for US Secretaries of State, I’ll go with Henry Kissinger. (This pick will be just for fun… there are only so many dicks a guy needs.)

I suspect, however, that those picking Lautenberg, Ginsburg, Castro, and Kim Jong Il have a leg up on me.

Hey look, Warren Christopher’s still kicking…

Man, we were doing labs yesterday and I couldn’t manage to steal away from my actual job to waste time entering the dead pool–and now all the good ones are taken. I’ll have to think about it now. hmmmpf…

…

…

…Dennis Hopper?

Nina, think Hollywood, don’t have to many on the list from there. Some libtard star has just gotta od or something!

Henry Kissinger

Damn, Sockless beat me to it. I’ll have to settle for Nancy Reagan.

In a related vein, just received the following email, subject line “Prayer for Lent”:
“Heavenly Father, this past year you have taken away my favorite singer, Michael Jackson, my favorite dancer Patrick Swayze, my favorite actress Farrah Fawcett, my favorite comedian, Soupy Sales, my favorite pitchman Billy Mays and my favorite sidekick Ed McMahon. Just so you know, my favorite politicians are Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank, Diane Feinstein, Barbara Boxer, John Conyers, Harry Reid, Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden. AMEN.”

My Dead Pool pick is Ronnie “Great Train Robbery” Biggs, whom I found by looking for celebs that share my August 8 birthday.

Speaking of dick…
Dick Cheney. Seems he hasn’t been doin’ real good lately.
But I hope I’m wrong.

Ronnie Biggs is still alive?! I thought he returned to England a few years ago for the health care.

You know, if I don’t win this time I’m gonna have to find a recipe online and actually make some dick for myself.

Yeah…been single waaaay too long. 🙂

Yah, I’ll stick with Dennis Hopper. And I hope he lives long enough to dump that gold-digger wife of his, too.

I’ve got my fingers crossed for that Lockerbie bomber asshole.

Herman Fucking Wouk.

Jeff Goldblum. He can’t keep falling off cliffs and surviving.

Awright, awright. The Race for the Dick has just hotted up — Dave in Texas dropped us in Ace’s sidebar. Now we be seeing dead people.

Uncle B and I are waiting up for the apocalypse, by the way. We’ve had weeks of rain, the ground is totally soaked, the drainage ditch out back is near to overtopping…and they’re predicting one more HELLATIOUS storm tonight. Any minute now.

The radar maps look like the worst of it is stalled over Brittany.

Is your house in danger of being flooded?
Run for the hills!

It is a bit. Because the house is so old, the land around it has gradually built up. You take three steps down to reach our front door. We could be in trouble.

I don’t think we are this time, but we always have to be vigilant.

Dakota Fanning.

Kirstie Alley

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Since he hasn’t been taken yet – and if there is a God: Obamao

Somebody already took Prince Charles.

I was going to go w/ Fidel Castro but then reconsidered since he’ll be a “Weekend at Bernie’s” case for years to come…..So next on the list has got to be Michael Moore…..the guy weigh north of 450 lbs and has “arterial sludge” written all over that fat, ugly, glib face…..

Al Gore, in some kind of wacky, ironic environmental accident.

Thai King Bhumibol Adulyadej

I think I’ll skip dignitaries this time and guess Elton John.

Okay, I did look up a recipe for spotted dick and you need suet. Where the heck do you find rendered suet in this country? No WAY am I going to the butcher and asking for some suet so I can make a spotted dick boiled pudding. Ain’t happening.

I’m usin’ Crisco.

Goin’ with the darkhorse of Rudy Guiliani. The boyz at Hillbuzz surmised he wasn’t running for office in NY because he looked like doody the last time he showed in Chicago. I dunno. He looked good to me the last time I saw him on TV. Besides, all the good ‘uns were taken. (I’d have gone with Lautenberg if I’d had my druthers.)

Partly because he’s 82 but mostly wishful thinking: Ramsey Clark.

I’m picking Kevin Smith…have you seen his lard ass lately? The man’s a friggin’ pork chop. He better go get some diet and exercise in him before he drops dead of a heart attack.

Wease–how’s the shit plant holding up in the storm? Using a bucket in the corner yet?

I’ll take Richard Harris. Dude’s been too old to play Dumbledore in a Harry Potter movie for years.

Iowa, Sir Richard Harris is dead. Which is why he doesn’t portray Dumbledore anymore. He passed on 25 October 2002.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001321/

Richard Harris has been too dead to play Dumbledore in a Harry Potter movie for years.

Is it me, or was Don Sutherland looking a bit like an undead version of Gandalf at the Olympics this week? Shrooms and spleefs must be catching up with him.

I’m gonna pick Charlie Sheen. That drunken asshat cant keep cheating death.

Christopher Walken.

But only because he’s the scariest man alive.

…and he’s gettin’ old.

….or Tiger Woods…for obvious reasons.

Kissinger is taken? Ah. Well, I guess I have to go with…Clint Eastwood. Harry’s getting old. I would have gone with Charles Heston but remembered he died in 2008.

Maulvi Noor Jamal, the latest head of the Taliban in Pakistan:

http://tinyurl.com/y9qwja8

And good riddance!

Willie Nelson. Doobies can’t keep cure death.

I’m going to go with a major dark horse here.

Iggy Pop.

Welcome, Morons.

We survived the night, thankee. The apocalypse seemed to be much wind but not so much rain, I’m happy to say. Though it’s supposed to rain all day, I don’t see it killing the shit factory, so we can poop as we please.

This is a three-toilet household, you know.

Comment from hemmersheim
Time: February 27, 2010, 1:59 pm

The Taliban’s #2 guy………

ok seriously,

Hamid Karzai, you know Pawkeystaans leader……I think it will be an internal whack…

EDIT:
Ok, I’m Stooopid. Karzai – Afghanistan…….

Heh tm

Whitney Houston , years of drug abuse and besides she is spending sleepless nights knowing Brittany Murphy was missing 109 Vicodin . I started to take Casey Kasem , but figured OD is much better chance of happening for Whitney

Paul Ryan. Obama looked like he wanted to pull a Clinton the other day.

The Shat

Four Klingons will announced as persons of interest.

Gore Vidal, killed by Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory with a candle stick.

Why would it kill the can?

We got rid of Howie Zinn so I’m going for his sidekick: Noam Chomsky, and good riddance.

Congress. All of it.

Yeah, I know. But I can dream, right?

Sings to mops in airports!

Susan Boyle

Gotta go with Courtney Love.

Robert Pattinson, though he seems like a nice guy, but just think how his cult would grow!

Osama Bin-Laden. That is all.

OsamaHusseinIslamObama
(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)
-It’s never too early to campaign-

Sadly, it shall be Margaret Thatcher.

“Eyebrows” Ernie Borgnine…

cnredd
Political Wrinkles

Andrew Sullivan….torn apart by one of his dogs most likely.

The Cat is going for a long shot. The Chin-less Opthamologist, Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.

Jane Fonda…the world and world peace will be a better place when’s she’s tanking the eternal dirt nap.

Gloria Steinem.

Joe Biden..if he says anything else stupid.

If I win, you can keep the Spotted Dick

Mrs Compton already got St Margaret of Thatcher, fritz.

And our septic outlet feeds into a long drainage ditch that is currently very overfull. If the water level submerged the tank outlet, we were going to shut down the whole deal to prevent the valve opening and taking a big ol’ sip of water. Though our tank guys said the pump was powerful enough to cope.

Country life, eh?

I am way late to this party, but, James Arness. Been watching reruns of Gunsmoke. I think God is going to win that last fight, and do what all of those gunslingers couldn’t.

Surprised to see he was still alive. Still more surprised that he’s only 86.

And you’re not late. This thread will roll along until somebody on the list falls off his perch. Last time, it took five months!

The Kergan

David Hasselhof

Peter Graves.

I’ll take Nelson Mandela FTW.

Roger Ebert.

He lost his jaw to Cancer years ago, he’s probably due for a relapse.

Bruce Springsteen.

Dominic Chianese

Uncle Jun’ is goin down. Its sad.

Ayman al-Zawahri…..Last time I saw the guy that bump on his forehead was oozing a viscous and foul smelling fluid the color of new born baby poop. I’m betting his goat syphilis infection gets him before a hellfire but either way…..

Comment from leesus
Time: February 28, 2010, 5:28 pm

I met him about 10 years ago at Chumley’s in The Village. Nice guy, but Lefty as all get out. He was there with a bunch of friends (including the guy who played the Mayor in Ghostbusters) singing old-time union songs.

Willie Jeff Clinton.
I feel no ill will toward the guy, I’m puttin my money on the ham sammich.

Ramsey Clark. Need I explain why?

During Reids’ unemployment, Harry Reids’ wife.

Amy Crackhouse.

Robert Downey Jr. He’s always a good bet to do a John Belushi at any moment.

Long shot – John Travolta kills himself in a plane crash.

Cal Worthington

Or his dog Spot

Barbara “call me Senator!!” Boxer. I can dream, can’t I? the biotch is mean as tommygaw and twice as ugly. Please please please, God, please?

Keith Olbermann.

Wishful thinking, I know . . .

Dennis Hopper

This late in the game people of the cover of The Enquirer should have already been picked.

Awww crap..not all the comments loaded the first time..

Michael Moore of a massive coronary while in a hard lust clench with Charles Johnson’s ponytail.

If I win, I shall most assuredly bathe my nads in a nice bowl of spotted dick

“Roger Ebert.

He lost his jaw to Cancer years ago, he’s probably due for a relapse.”
Really? I did not know that. No wonder I haven’t heard anything from him in a while.

In keeping with the spirit of the Pool, I think I’ll pick Keith Richards. Yah- that one.

“Cal Worthington”
Nice pick, Bluecaper. #golf clap#

Comment from Michael
Time: February 28, 2010, 5:59 pm

Keith Olbermann.

Wishful thinking, I know . . .

Hey, he could die from apoplexy. That YouTube clip would get millions of hits.

Here’s the recent Esquire article about Roger Ebert. That’s how I found out about his situation – explains a lot, actually. Not for the faint-hearted, there’s a picture of him as he is now, which you don’t see at http://www.rogerebert.com.

http://www.esquire.com/features/roger-ebert-0310

God knows I don’t want him to go, but Don Pardo.

Do a name check on your picks, y’all. I think some of these have been taken, but I’m way too check myself.

Yeah, Ebert’s commentary has taken a serious turn for the mean since he was ill. They took a good chunk of his jaw, too, making him freakish-looking. The same fate as poor old Jack Wild — remember him?

Chris Matthews.

because i believe in a kind and just God, and a vengeful and terrible God, and this would qualify in both directions.

also because 2 of you sick bastards had already taken Al Gore and Obama. and you know Chrissy gets a leg tingle every time he has a dick spotted.

Stoaty, if only you’d charged us a small fee to enter the contest! With the arrival of all the morons (or should I say, MORE morons) you could be rolling in pounds sterling.

Ah, well, wave goodbye to an opportunity lost. 🙂

Supreme Leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-Il.

Wow, Jeff. I didn’t know they’d taken his jaw completely. You’d think that would be something they could make a plastic prosthetic for.

Heh. The problem is, Nina, once you charge money for something, you have to take it seriously.

Poor Joe hasn’t a clue that we waited so long for somebody to die, his dicks are outdated.

I think he finally got fed up with all the failed attempts to reconstruct it, he just pretty much said “fuck it”. If you look at older pictures of him, he probably lost 20 pounds.

Weasel….I never took you as the frou-frou sort.

Awwwww…

http://tinyurl.com/y94ekk9

Anybody pick Pat Robertson yet? He’s been losing his mind for at least 8 years that I’ve noticed. His body can’t be far behind.

Since we just can’t get enough Roger Ebert, he’ll be on Tuesday’s Oprah.

My MiL.

(Pleasepleasepleaseplease!)

OK, seriously, Senator Barbara Mikulski.

Porknbean – you just made my Sunday 🙂

Patrick Kennedy.

A Klonopin and Chivas 8-ball.

Or a sailboat crash.

Or beaten to death by an airport screener.

And my army grows!

http://pajamasmedia.com/instapundit/94775/

I was watching 60 Minutes and it came to me like a prophecy from God … ANDY ROONEY for the win!!! He may already be dead because he looked like a zombie tonight babbling on about the census.

Hugh Hefner Sooner or later, he’s going to get one too many girlfriends.

Porknbean – you just made my Sunday

Glad I could be of service. 🙂
She really is adorable while sleeping. I think pink is her color.

Sally Kern FTW. Please, oh please, let Sally Kern win. I’ll eat a bowl of spotted dick if Sally Kern wins.

Former Speaker of the House Jim Wright.

Lets pick from the top
Prince Phillip

Sorry Stoatie…. I posted your dead pool on the Cornfield. That would explain why several Cornfielders, and a number of Pravda goons (they are always watching us…) are posting…

I’m gonna go with the Mick, Mickey Rooney. Little bastard gotta have a speed pass to the front of the line at the pearly gates.

Barbara Wah Wah…she gave up her Oscar show after this season.

Mike Wallace, 91 years old.

We need a 200 comment, Weasel post.

At that point the local density increases, and we enter into Dark Weasel Space. And, thus a star is born. No, I already picked Allan Arbus, but Kris kristofferson has to be close to the event horizon.

Carol Channing. She’s 89; and the way she says DYE–minz, has always been like having acid poured onto my eardrum.

185.

186.

187.

Hey, how about a li’l *help* here, kids — only 13 left to go for 200…

Don’t sweat it, Scoob. It got posted *twice* at Ace’s. I got a note from my hit counter. It said, “fuck it. I’m going to Aruba. See you next week.”

Did I get spam filtered?

If not, then I (re)pick Gordon Brown, not because I expect him to die but because if he does a steamed pudding will merely add to my joy.

Oh, and it’s cold here in England. Damn cold.

Oh, wow…lots of legit comments were in the spam filter. So sorry. The current version of WordPress doesn’t flag you when it drops someone in it.

I really hate to do this, but Barbara Hale. She’ll be 88 this year. It’s sort of like picking Abe Vigoda (who I see someone has already done).

Okay, my first claim-stake didn’t take.

Janet Reno, please. She’s only 71, but has some long-term medical issues.

Mew

Betty White. Got the other half of that commercial.

Hillary Rodham Clinton, why? cuz Obonehead was taken

Janet Reno? Don’t you know that Sasquatch are immortal?

Louis Farrakhan

Although I would be sad…Christopher Lee.

Since all the good Americans are taken, I’ll choose a Brit, as well: Give me Sir Jimmy Savile.

I’ll take Lindsay Lohan. It’s only a matter of time until the party girl lifestyle leaves her dead next to her toilet.

Aw, weasels are so cute then they’re sleeping!

Wow, this thread has legs! Hopefully that will mean we won’t have to wait half a year almost to get a winner this time.

Comment from ChicagoJedi
Time: March 1, 2010, 5:52 pm

Janet Reno? Don’t you know that Sasquatch are immortal?
——
Janet Reno. She’s like Medusa, only half-Sasquatch.

I didn’t vote first time around. Mrs. Compton would cry her eyes out, but I’m going with Queen Elizabeth.

Don Rickles

I think he finally got fed up with all the failed attempts to reconstruct it, he just pretty much said “fuck it”. If you look at older pictures of him, he probably lost 20 pounds.

Actually, Jeff, I believe that what Ebert actually said was, “Aggggghhhh igghhhll.” 😉

Interestingly enough, it was reported on the radio this morning that they’ve fed Roger Ebert’s old sound bites into a software program, and he can now speak via computer. It even sounds like him, but with odd phrasing. Ain’t technology amazing?

Yeah, I heard about that, weirdsister. I keep imagining it’s a cross between Stephen Hawking and, shit, Roger Ebert.

Exactly:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMyxgSLESz8&feature=player_embedded

George Bush Sr

Not advocating it at all; just sayin’ the expy date is nigh.

Sen. Cecil Akaka… before he can enact further institutionalized racism (but it’s OK, because it’s non-white racism).

And because the Republican governor of Hawaii would appoint a Republican replacement, thus increasing the possibility of Republicans getting the Senate back. (If they do, what are the odds both Stevens and Ginsburg retire immediately, so their successors can be confirmed before the new Congress takes office?)

Yogi Berra.

He will be alive, unless he dies .

Has Elizabeth Edwards been taken yet? By anyone except John, I mean?

Roger Moore – he’s been acting like a stiff for the past 50 years.

Damn. Shoulda picked that Pentagon shooter dude. What a looney truther that numbnuts was. Bush’s fault… B+

No entries for five days; so here’s the list so far:

Bob Mulroy — Senator Robert Byrd
Princess Bernie — Jimmy Carter
Allen — Allan Arbus
Joe Allen — Tom Sizemore
Pablo — Zsa zsa Gabor
Lipstick — New Jersey Senator Frank Lautenberg
steve — Art Linkletter
Spad13 — Abe Vigoda
LarkBunting — Joran van der Sloot
gloriousrooster — Kirk “I’m Spartacus” Douglas
Eirik — Jack Lalanne
Roman Wolf — Justice John Paul Stevens
Schlippy — Fidel
Mrs. Compton — Maggie Thatcher
Basil Fawlty — Sen. Harry Reid
Scubafreak — Mosab Hassan Yousef
Janna — Ruth “Buzzy” Ginsburg
mongo — Dick Clark
Pavel — Billy Graham
Blue Octopi — Rip Torn
JeffS — Harry Belafonte
Bruno Braun — Peter Falk
Mike C. — Charles Johnson
francis — Arlen Sphincter
mommer — Joan Collins
Gromulin — Antoine ‘Fats’ Domino
porknbean — Bill Clinton
Richard — Norman Wisdom
JC — BB King
EZnSF — Phyllis Diller
MarkT — Liz Taylor
weirdsister — Kurt Westergaard
EW1(SG) — Ariel Sharon
Dread Pirate Neck Beard — Paul “The Aging Lesbian” McCartney
Mrs. Peel — Andy Griffith
gebrauchshund — Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Enas Yorl — Gary Coleman
Shepherd2 — Amy Winehouse
Philip — James Garner
armybrat — Muhammad Ali
nbpundit — Prince Charles
Fa Cube Itches — Betty White
RickZ — Frank Woodruff Buckles
hemmersheim — Karzai
seethru — George Soros
Sockless Joe — Henry Kissinger
Nina from GCP — Dennis Hopper
wilchik — Nancy Reagan
Rustbucket — Dick Cheney
TimB52 — that Lockerbie bomber asshole
Dave in Texas — Herman Fucking Wouk
Dr. Spank — Jeff Goldblum
Hurricane — Dakota Fanning
Arthur Kimes — Kirstie Alley
Timothy S. Carlson — Obamao
Joe 6-Pack — Michael Moore
BeckoningChasm — Al Gore
LuckyPierre — King Bhumibol Adulyadej
James — Elton John
Mumbles — Rudy Guiliani
Dr. Weevil — Ramsey Clark
Mr. Matamoros — Kevin Smith
Beyond Bibb’s Store — Don Sutherland
Dippin me balls — Charlie Sheen
Warren Bonesteel — Christopher Walken
Mordart — Clint Eastwood
Mr. Right — Maulvi Noor Jamal
ChicagoJedi — Willie Nelson
Elmo Q — Whitney Houston
Dawn — Paul Ryan
eman — The Shat
trubble — Gore Vidal
joncelli — Noam Chomsky
BlueCrab — Susan Boyle
Skeptic — Courtney Love
Tattoo De Plane — Robert Pattinson
Barry Soetoro (D-King…) — Osama Bin-Laden
thefritz — Margaret Thatcher
cnredd — “Eyebrows” Ernie Borgnine
Aaron — Andrew Sullivan
Sox — Bashar al-Assad
Northwoodswarrior48 — Jane Fonda
Francase — Gloria Steinem
beedubya — Joe Biden
kam582 — James Arness
Billser — The Kergan
nachogranny — Peter Graves
surfhut — David Hasselhof
Muskwa — Nelson Mandela
Eric — Bruce Springsteen
Jeff Weimer — Roger Ebert
leesus — Dominic Chianese
A Slow Boat To Purgatory — Ayman al-Zawahri
Corona — Harry Reid’s wife
Purple Avenger — Robert Downey Jr
Bluecaper — Cal Worthington
SeaUrchin — Barbara “call me Senator!!” Boxer
Michael — Keith Olbermann
Hotrodelectric — Keith Richards
Studebaker Hawk — Don Pardo
KillTheHippies — Chris Matthews
Zoltan — Supreme Leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-Il
digitalbrownshirt — Pat Robertson
Farng — Senator Barbara Mikulski
BigBlueBug — Patrick Kennedy
long island — ANDY ROONEY
PatAZ — Hugh Hefner
Alice H — Sally Kern
Wiccapundit — Former Speaker of the House Jim Wright
smedleythebarbarian — Prince Phillip
MrCaniac — Mickey Rooney
karenm — Barbara Wah Wah
AndrewsDad — Mike Wallace
docitburnswhenipost — Carol Channing
David Gillies — Gordon Brown
someone2 — Barbara Hale
Mija Cat — Janet Reno
viper68 — Hillary Rodham Clinton
mesa in Texas — Louis Farrakhan
Ken — Christopher Lee
Bender Bending Rodriguez — Sir Jimmy Savile
Max Entropy — Lindsay Lohan
Mr. Compton — Queen Elizabeth
skinbad — Don Rickles
mandel bread — George Bush Sr
Rich Rostrom — Sen. Cecil Akaka
Tushar — Yogi Berra
MissTammy — Elizabeth Edwards
Uncle Badger — Roger Moore

Damn, it’s almost like “Death Takes A Holiday”. I would have thought someone would have kicked off right before the Oscars so everyone would have had a chance to talk about how wonderful they were.

Damn. How did everyone miss Corey Haim?

Hey, Pablo, you’re pretty sprightly for someone on the death watch. You beat me to it. Haim sure was a dark horse! I didn’t check that exhaustive list, but I’m pretty sure no one’s going to get the spotted dick!

I was close! Robert Pattinson is in vampire movies, and rumor has it, he dabbles in blow like everyone in Hollyweird, but he’s so much fun in toilet stalls, no one has sold pictures to the tabloids… yet. So, he’ll keep doing more drugs, and one of these days!

This time around I’m going with Hugh Hefner. He’s been wearing pajamas so long, he’s ready for his big dirt nap now.

Just cause I dislike him ….Sean Penn

Is it too late to take Corey Haim?

I could not have picked Corey Haim because I DON’T HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA WHO HE IS!

Well…was.

Ex Supreme Court Justice David Souter

Lord my finger is tired from scrolling. No one picked
Corey Haim? I had to look a pic of him as a youngster to know who he was.

I’m betting no one had Merlin Olsen, huh?

RIP, Merlin.

Oh, noes! Merlin’s gone?

I would’ve bet he died decades ago. I remember him as an old dude in the Sixties.

Oooh, Corona could back into this one with Mrs. Harry Reid getting hit by a truck today. Needless to say, my prayers are with her.

I want that dick!

I understand Lord Mandelson is rather fond of spotted dick, or any kind of dick actually.

Five days quiescence, so I post the list. So then a bunch of you people jump back in. Here’s the update

Tattoo De Plane — Hugh Hefner (replacing Robert Pattinson)
Montenegro — Sean Penn
gulliblepratt — Ex Supreme Court Justice David Souter

Sorry, I had Hugh Hefner first, but I am willing to share the prize. Maybe the spotted dick will go a long way.

Oh, wow, Pat — for a second there, I thought you meant Hef had popped his clogs. I just got the last dicks into the post!

But, yeah, PatAZ claimed him first.

Henry Kissinger..not well

Already took, Woolie. (Twice, in fact — sorry, wilchik).

Peter Graves, RIP. I thought he looked pretty good on those reverse home mortgage commercials for old folks. Hmph.

Ooooh, congrats to nachogranny! (Just scanned the list.) Was it his last name that tipped you off?

Apparently Hosni Mubarak isn’t looking too promising either. Ms. Weasel, I think you’re safe. Unless someone was omitted from that exhaustive list, nachogranny is the sole recipient of spotted dick.

Man, now we have to go through this all again on Friday!

There can be only one, Mumbles. Dupe picks nix dicks.

Yup, Nina. That was the shortest round yet! I just finally got Joe’s package in the mail last week.

Rich Rostrom, I’m committed to my pick, and you can put it on the books for Round Six.

Congratulations to Nachogranny! You’ll have to tell us how spotted dick tastes with chili, cheese and jalepenos 🙂

Oh, sorry. I just saw PatAZ has first dibs on Hugh Hefner. Well, good luck, and I’m x-ing my fingers.

Do we pick again for the next round? Do all picks in this round become null and void?

Next Friday y’all! No picks are valid until Stoaty gets the next Dead Pool post up and everyone is up for grabs again.

No, I had just seen Peter Graves on a “reverse mortgage” commercial, and he looked like he had one foot in…er, the grave.

Oh…and I’ll take a pass on the spotted dick. Just basking in my international celebrity is enough of a reward. Besides, once one of them things gets spots on it, ’tis best to leave it alone…

Just think of the children in Bangladesh who would do anything for a spotted dick.

A point of order Weasel, or several. Since I can’t pick death row inmates, are people already in intensive care legal? Also is the oldest person living a pickable person due to the fact that they are now famous for being the oldest living person?

I really would like a spotted dick. 🙂

Perhaps nachogranny will bequeath you her(?) dicks, Allen.

Ummm…I’m ‘onna say yes to intensive care, but no for famous old coots, in a completely arbitrary and impulsive decision.

So Alex Chilton dies without being able to be a choice…

(who is Alex Chilton you ask? Lead singer for the Box Tops for starters…)

http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/Music/2010/03/17/Box-Tops-singer-Chilton-dies-at-59/UPI-18331268883867/

Mew

Nancy Pelosi, I hope to goddamn hell.

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