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Okay, everybody. Very. Quietly. Don’t make a scene. I need you to…just…edge away from Mrs Peel.

With Kim Jong Il, she’s just won the Dead Pool. Twice.

In a row.

New Dead Pool next Friday. The ante-penultimate day before Christmas.

Be here. If Mrs Peel spares us.


Comment from MIke C.
Time: December 19, 2011, 11:10 am

Nobody can begrudge her winning again with such a choice.

To cut dick expenses, you could just send her Oceana…

Comment from Armybrat
Time: December 19, 2011, 11:27 am

What have you got against Mrs Peel, Mike C.?

Comment from JuliaM
Time: December 19, 2011, 12:26 pm


And with the news that notorious British serial killer Dennis Neilson has just died in jail, hell’s going to be a bit crowded today…

O/T: One for Weasel’s ‘freaky taxidermy corner’. I think they’re stunning, though.

Comment from Drew458
Time: December 19, 2011, 12:59 pm

Purest concentrated awesome, Mrs. P. Well done indeed!

The very firstest thing I did after having my morning coffee and catching the news was to come here and see who won.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 19, 2011, 1:07 pm

Sadly not, JuliaM. It was Donald Neilson, the so-called Black Panther killer.

Though he was a pretty evil dude, too.

Comment from JuliaM
Time: December 19, 2011, 1:33 pm

D’oh! 😉

Comment from Laughing Buddha
Time: December 19, 2011, 2:12 pm

“Very. Quietly. Don’t make a scene. I need you to…just…edge away from Mrs Peel.”


Comment from Nina
Time: December 19, 2011, 2:15 pm

How many hours was his one? Not many, if he expired Saturday morning korea time.

Good riddance to bad rubbish, I hope 2012 remains deadly for tyrants.

Comment from stina
Time: December 19, 2011, 2:17 pm

Wow. Go for the hat trick, Mrs. Peel!

The Dead Pool has been flipping over so fast these days that it’s in danger of flaming out, like those Scottish wind turbines that went nuclear.

Comment from Mono The Elder
Time: December 19, 2011, 2:38 pm

Great…. Now we’ve got his nutter of a son to deal with. Oh well.

Congrats you lil’ death bringer you!

Comment from Ripley
Time: December 19, 2011, 2:54 pm

I say that we vote to choose her next victim, um… choice.

Comment from mojo
Time: December 19, 2011, 3:18 pm

Check her visas. When was she last in Pyongyang?

Same again, everyone? Drinks on me…

Comment from nightfly
Time: December 19, 2011, 3:19 pm

Dear Mrs. Peel,

I have been a very good boy all year. Please don’t put me on your naughty list this Christmas.


Comment from Redd
Time: December 19, 2011, 4:24 pm

Mrs. Peel: One can get sick from eating too much dick!

Comment from PatAZ
Time: December 19, 2011, 4:27 pm

Congrats, Mrs. Peel. Too bad you can’t get the dick in time for Christmas. Would take care of dessert and save you some bucks (Euros, pounds, etc).

Comment from Nora Trane
Time: December 19, 2011, 4:28 pm

Dear Mrs. Peel,

If you don’t pick my mother-in-law will you pretty please pick Gwynneth Paltrow? She annoys the $hit out of me.


Happy Christmas!


Comment from Bill (the .003% of your traffic from AfStan)T
Time: December 19, 2011, 6:09 pm

Sitting this out until Mrs. P decides on her next vict — ummm — pick. I wouldn’t want to accidentally choose someone she’d decided on and upset her.

Just, y’know, sayin’…

*edging slowly toward the blogwall*

Comment from Owen Kellogg
Time: December 19, 2011, 6:17 pm

Was going to write something cheeky but Redd beat me to it.

Comment from Pablo
Time: December 19, 2011, 6:29 pm

Congratulations, Mrs. Peel! An exemplary effort by a wise and brave woman, who is undoubtedly quite lovely! Best wishes for your future success, which I’m sure will be delightful for all to behold!

Pablo (who is not a celebrity by any stretch of the imagination)

Comment from Feynmangroupie
Time: December 19, 2011, 6:40 pm

Can we wangle a position on the UN Security Council for Mrs. Peel? The condemnations and hand-wringing might be a bit more threatening if her talents were known to be at the secretary-general’s disposal. Not that they are of any use, but it might be amusing if dictators were to actually pause for a moment and consider whether to take their chances or not, before continuing on with the oppressing and subjugation.

Comment from Mrs. Peel
Time: December 19, 2011, 7:15 pm

Hahahaha. Haven’t we had a two-fer before? I seem to remember someone getting two back-to-back. I also don’t have the fastest pick, as there was one that was like 6 hours. I might have the fastest two-fer, though – two picks within 4 days.

*contemplates whom to choose next*

Comment from Scott Jacobs
Time: December 19, 2011, 7:19 pm

Dear Mrs. Peel,

I have a list of people who’s obituaries I would enjoy reading. Could I perhaps trouble you to see what you can have done about it?

Comment from Andy
Time: December 19, 2011, 8:05 pm

I’ve seen her shoot a .45. Mrs. Peel is pure badass.

Do. Not. Cross.

Comment from Satan
Time: December 19, 2011, 8:13 pm

Kim Jong Il and Neilson?

Oh, thank you Santa!

Asmodeus! Warm-up the cesspit will you? Oh, about 200 degrees should do…. and fetch my water skis while you’re at it!

Comment from Oldcat
Time: December 19, 2011, 9:31 pm

Mrs Peel must use her powers only for good.

Comment from Scott Jacobs
Time: December 19, 2011, 9:53 pm

Eff that, Oldcat…

She should only use her powers for profit.

Comment from mojo
Time: December 19, 2011, 10:08 pm

“I have a little list…
They’ll never be missed…”

Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: December 19, 2011, 11:20 pm

Dear Mrs. Peel,

Would you pick my neighbor? He kicked my cat the other day and I’m really pissed.

Best wishes,

-Steamboat McGoo-

Comment from Oh Hell
Time: December 20, 2011, 3:53 am

I looked and there before me was a pale horse. Its rider was named Mrs. Peel, and Death was following close behind her…

Slightly rewritten.

Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: December 20, 2011, 4:29 am

Ms Peel doesn’t have to spare me, if she wears those skin tight pants and drives that Morgan around.

Comment from Oldcat
Time: December 20, 2011, 5:49 pm

Scott Jacobs –

So you are saying that profit and good are not synonomous?

Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: December 24, 2011, 3:25 pm

Where is the vote thread?
Did it start yet?

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 24, 2011, 5:32 pm

You mean the new Dead Pool? Top of the home page. Maybe you have a cache issue…?

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