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Pff! Guys, she’s fine. See?

zombiehillary

Have you ever laughed so hard, your soul came out your nose?

Yeah, I should have spent more time on the finishing touches. But I’ll be honest, fam, this thing was freaking me out.

September 12, 2016 — 8:09 pm
Comments: 14

Just for fun…

bernieche

Heh. Deborah HH suggested this pitcha in the previous thread comments. I had fun making it.

Problem is, I don’t think Che would object, I don’t think Bernie would object and I don’t think Bernie’s supporters would object. And, honestly, if a picture isn’t mean-spirited and off-pissing, it kinda ruins the game.

March 15, 2016 — 8:39 pm
Comments: 20

Hillary’s excellent explanation

hillaryshrug

I find this mesmerizing.

August 19, 2015 — 9:15 pm
Comments: 13

Because you can have too much nature, is why

poppins

Beautiful sunny day in our garden today, so I stayed inside and made laserbeams shoot out of Mary Poppins’ eyes.

Oh, right. Here ya go.

Did I ever tell you my Mary Poppins story? I was five when the movie came out and I was absolutely besotted with it. Made my poor mother take me back to see it, like, five times.

After the last time, I said to her, “Mother, if you died, do you think there’s any chance Papa would remarry Julie Andrews?”

Yeah, I don’t think our relationship ever fully recovered.

It’s Friday! Go forth and have an awesome weekend. And no, nobody had Omar Sharif in the Dead Pool, unless they spelled it funny.

July 10, 2015 — 8:14 pm
Comments: 17

Doesn’t she have people?

Today’s mini scandal, Hillary! telling a supporter to get to the end of the line. ‘Tis a small thing, Twitter’d out of all proportion, but it is remarkable how much robot Hillary! projects whenever she opens her mouth.

As a side observation, I’m going to become so familiar with extant photographs of European aristocracy in the next two years.

Oh, speaking of icky, they’ve moved my bin day. While Monday really sucked enough without a garbage collecting exercise at the end of it, I am NEVER going to remember to put it out Wednesday night.

June 1, 2015 — 9:47 pm
Comments: 14

Don’t worry, folks

He’s got this.

May 26, 2015 — 8:15 pm
Comments: 11

I dunno…

In other news, Emma Sulkowicz‘s mattress graduated from Columbia today with a B.A. in Anthropology. “Sure, it’s a bullshit degree,” the mattress is quoted as saying, “but was I supposed to do with all these art credits?”

Good weekend, folks!

May 22, 2015 — 9:11 pm
Comments: 19

I don’t know why this cracks me up

Hillary’s “oh, you!” face. No ‘shopping at all.

April 29, 2015 — 9:54 pm
Comments: 10

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos

It’s great fun watching Hillary! try to pass, isn’t it? She’s uploaded HumanBeing 2.0, but she hasn’t worked all the bugs out yet.

Kang and Kodos, ladies and gents — my favorite cartoon political metaphor. Sure, bigger and in color.

April 21, 2015 — 8:08 pm
Comments: 5

One for the Whovians

I’m indebted to Feynmangroupie for this one (bigger). I’m not a Doctor Who fan — I tuned in a few times back when the effects were crudest and thought, “nah” — but this is a deeelightful character.

Lady Cassandra O’Brien.Δ17 (that’s pronounced “delta 17”) is a human so old she’s been kept alive by 709 plastic surgeries. She’s nothing but a brain in a jar attached to a piece of skin with a sort of face. Though she’s reduced to a CGI mouth and two eyes, it’s easy enough to recognize actress Zoë Wanamaker in the role.

Do watch the introduction to this character — it’s funny enough to be worth your time.

April 14, 2015 — 10:12 pm
Comments: 24