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Missing my audience in two important ways

Those of you (which is most of you, I suspect) who don’t play a certain kind of computer game will not recognize a character creation screen. This is how you build a persona in games. Maximizing your sliders is never a good idea.

And those of you not on Twitter (which is most of you, I suspect) may not recognize Emily Kohrs, the grand jury foreman from Georgia who decided to go hard for her fifteen minutes of fame. This is the grand jury that heard the proposed election interference case against Trump. No decision on indictments yet, and she’s inadvertently handing big fat wins to any potential defense.

Seriously, watch this clip and tell me this chick is all there. Foreman, huh?


Comment from ExpressoBold Pureblood
Time: February 22, 2023, 8:13 pm

Oh! She’s a witch!

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Comment from G_d’s Middle Finger
Time: February 22, 2023, 8:41 pm

we need more cray

Comment from Skandia Recluse
Time: February 22, 2023, 8:52 pm

Read about her just a short time ago. Something fishy about that grand jury thing.

Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: February 23, 2023, 1:52 am

If you can fudge an election, you can fudge a jury pool.

Comment from Tim Carlson
Time: February 23, 2023, 3:00 am

She’s only foreman because she threatened to turn the other jurors into toads.

Comment from ExpressoBold Pureblood
Time: February 23, 2023, 3:05 am

@Tim Carlson

I think it was newts… she threatened to turn them into newts.

Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: February 23, 2023, 10:14 am

@Tim & Expresso

Unfortunately I doubt any of them will “get better”.

She’d probably float head up though if we threw her into the pond.

And Weasel, that’s her real nose, no one dressed her up like that.

Comment from Queztlovercoatl
Time: February 23, 2023, 10:49 am

I’m going to steal a comment from a user at David Thompson’s Keebler Tree, “Can we go back to the sane timeline please?”

It was made regarding the similarly bizarre story of Sam Brinton – he of the crazy eyes and too red lipstick – wearing dresses from luggage he has allegedly stolen from airport luggage carousels while traveling. He was only a deputy undersecretary for dealing with the safe disposal of nuclear waste so I’m sure there’s nothing to worry about.

Regarding Emily, the Wicked Witch of Georgia, I can’t believe this doesn’t violate some law that she agreed to obey when being sworn in herself. At the very least there must have been a great party and general rejoicing in the law offices of whoever’s representing Trump.

Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: February 23, 2023, 11:15 am

@Queztlovercoatl – you found their answer if this crashes and burns.

This woman is clearly part of a clever Russian mis-information campaign to protect Trump. Those peski Russians.

Oh, we’re spelling pesky as peski now because Joe Biden’s many Black Puerto Rican Polish Catholic neighbors all had the ‘ski’ suffix on their names (except for the ‘ska’ suffix neighbors). Joe’s predominantly white neighborhood was a rich melting pot of fabrication, a trait he carried throughout his life and still carries to this day.

Comment from Syracuse1989
Time: February 23, 2023, 3:11 pm

One has to wonder what the rest of the pool looked like that THIS was the person named as foreman.

Comment from dissent555
Time: February 23, 2023, 6:18 pm

As usual, I know I can visit chez Stoaty and get the skinny on what’s happening. What a maroon.

I blame our primate ancestors. Back in the day, if you wanted status in the group you had to challenge the alpha male/female and risk getting your ass kicked. Now that technology has provided a means for previously low status individuals of the group to attain higher status, the tsunami of low status wannabes is flooding the system. It’s getting impossible to stay dry.

Comment from BJM
Time: February 24, 2023, 3:29 pm

@dissent55…you hit the nail on the head…how else to explain a tiny minority of deviants taking over the world.

In both countries, we’re in the grip of score settlers, grifters and madmen. I keep thinking the pendulum will swing back, but will it? As Boomers and GenXers age out the poorly educated, brainwashed crazies is all that will be left.

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