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Day 6: Drooling

Chickens don’t actually drool, I don’t think. They drink by gravity assist, though, which is potentially messy.

They sneeze. In fact, they’re prone to diseases of sneezing.

The experts will tell you they do not fart, on account of their digestive systems don’t work like that. I’m here to tell you that the experts are wrong.

A Saturday post? That’s unpossible!

October 6, 2018 — 8:07 pm
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