Heyyyyyy
The prompt, at Durnedyankee’s suggestion, was “asshat”. I think we can all recognize who THIS is. I detect a touch of bias, MidJourney!
Uncle Al’s suggestions: Colonic Cornet (gave me a regular old cornet), Pooter Tuba (gave me a regular old tuba), Flatus Flageolet (three ordinary-ish flutes and a sort of nightmare rabbit crawling out of a roll of paper towels) and Tail End Trombone (an assortment of trombones).
They weren’t really regular old trombones, though. As someone who used to play the trombone in Middle School band, I can say quite confidently that the tubes do not go into and out of each other in anything like that way.
What? I inherited the trombone from my big brother and it meant I could sit with the boys and poke those snooty cellists in the butt with my slide.
November 25, 2025 — 7:59 pm
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