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Now what?

So I finally, for real this time, retired today. I thought sure it was tomorrow – who the hell stops work on a Thursday? – but no. There was a toilet paper “happy retirement” banner strung across the door to prove it.

While the weather is nice (and it is!), it’s a blessing. But I’m not at all sure about this, y’all.

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Comment from ExpressoBold Pureblood
Time: June 19, 2025, 7:48 pm

What made you want to retire in the first place?

Maybe revisiting those thought processes would rid you of the “moment of regret.”


Comment from Pupster
Time: June 19, 2025, 7:52 pm

Now you can work on your dead pool prize backlog. With AI!


Comment from QuasiModo
Time: June 19, 2025, 8:53 pm

Happy Retirement, S. Weasel…I’m sure you won’t have any trouble keeping yourself amused.


Comment from durnedyankee
Time: June 19, 2025, 10:08 pm

Give it 5 years. 🙂


Comment from Deborah HH
Time: June 20, 2025, 1:53 am

Oh Stoaty, you will like this.


Comment from Jon
Time: June 20, 2025, 4:07 pm

So you got tp’d eh? Good times.


Comment from lauraw
Time: June 22, 2025, 11:05 pm

Congratulations! I’m totally jealous. I hope you recover from the shock and have a ton of fun.


Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: June 23, 2025, 6:08 pm

Congratulations on your retirement.

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