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Architect Oscar Niemeyer

Bonnie Franklin.

Yea! got in early! George H.W. Bush

Nancy Reagan!

Hugo Chavez

Hugo Chavez (Anonymous doesn’t count….it isn’t my real name)

Jimmy Carter. I expect he wants to go, since he lost his place in history as The Worst President Evah™.

Ahhhh…that explains it. Bonnie Franklin has been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer.

Bob Dole

Fidel Castro FTW!

Maggie Thatcher

Kirk Douglas FTD

Ambassador Susan Rice, mysteriously before she can testify under oath.

Eli Wallach

zsa-zsa gabor

Chuck Berry

Areatha Franklin

Crap! Couldn’t break away on time and missed Hugo. Let’s go with Harry Reid. I’d be proud to get a dick for either.

Castro! Kick off already you dirty commie bastard.

Dammit already taken – Soros then. Kick off already you dirty commie bastard.

Mickey Rooney

Assad

Mabus then will soon die, there will come
Of people and beasts a horrible rout:
Then suddenly one will see vengeance,
Hundred, hand, thirst, hunger when the comet will run.

My pick is Secretary of the Navy Ray Mabus as prophesied by Nostradamus.

David Axelrod in a horrible mustache trimming accident.

With a threshing machine.

I’ll pick David Rockefeller yet again. He’s living on borrowed time – which is only appropriate as he’s been living high on the interest from borrowed-from-thin-air money for many too many decades.

Khaled Mashaal

Gordon Brown again. One day, one day…

The list of those who are active threats to our poor country and Constitution is growing rapidly, bipartisan, and mostly protected by the Coercive Organs of the State. *sigh* So I will take one of their likely victims instead.

I’ll take General Carter Ham, former Commander of AFRICOM, who reportedly was immediately relieved from command when he prepared to send help to our people in Benghazi after being ordered not to by the National Command Authority. He was brought home days later, and has retired. I suspect that he knows too much that could be harmful to “Teh Won”.

Subotai Bahadur

With trepidation, I nominate Barbara Windsor. I hope I lose.

Nelson Mandela

Mitchell,

Maybe they’ll both die in the same plane crash?

I take the American Repesentative Republic, from constant harrassment and wearing down, sometime soon.

If we last anytime at all gimme both Jesse Jacksons: senior liar and junior liar.

In or out of rehab. Just Dead.

And take Al Sharptongue shiite for brains with ya, howboutit?

I’ll take Muhammoud ALI!!

Keith Richards

Sigh, decisions, decisions. Weasel, How Ya Feelin?
😉

Well, then it’s Larry King, dead!

Late to the party again and all the likelies are taken. Bill Clinton. He says he’s in better health that he has ever been, but the vegan diet is really making him look sickly. That and Hillary heading home just might do him in.

Leonard Nemoy, may he live long and prosper

I pick that guy on that show that got shot. You know. That guy.

Got a completely new pick – I didn’t even know he was still alive.

ex-King Michael of Romania (ex- since 1947 or so).

Pete Seeger.

William Shatner….

Sen. Lautenberg

lindsay lohan…an overdose of shame

Helen Thomas

PatAZ—you are so correct. Bill Clinton looks terrible. With Hillary’s road trip coming to an end, Slick may need to bug out tout de suite.

Muhammad Hosni El Sayed Mubarak

Dan Rather

Billy Graham is ripe for resurrection

HRH Prince Philip

Charles Manson

Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques (خادم الحرمين الشريفين)King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia

Willie Nelson

Keith Richards

Neal Young

Hanoi Jane Fonda

Morsi

Jerry Lewis…. The guy’s gotta realize he’s already dead and just fall over one of these days.

Fritz, Lindsay Lowbrow HAS no shame!

Luise Rainer again.

Oldest living and 2 time Academy Award winner.

Would the ACC and Big East Conferences be eligible for the DP?

Mixing it up here…mainly because its Friday and the hubby and I had a beer or so at a favorite pub and then dinner at another favorite pub. I was lamenting the lack of early picks when the hubby suggested Bob Dole…my lamentable senator when I lived in KS. Not a bad guy….just utter forgettable.

Valerie Jarrett. Revenge, indeed.

kim jong-un

can evil die?
if so i nominate chuck schumer – filthy, vile, noisome creature from NY. lurking in DC as a senator

Since Harry Reid is taken, I’ll go with his botoxed minion – Nancy Pelosi.

Preferably through some extremely horrible Windfarm accident.

PALOMINO! PALOMINO!

Ronnie Bigges

WOO HOO!

My dick is in!

How sweet is that?

Thank you, sweasel!

Mike “nanny” Bloomberg

Let’s try this again (sober this time)

Rosalyn Carter

Roseanne Barr-whatever, former comedienne, former candidate. All that anger and dipping into Tom Arnold’s stash can’t be good long-term…

Mew

Was up to my eyeballs (figuratively) with a pump-crisis at a client location yesterday and missed the early picks. Thankfully NOT at a rendering plant since I don’t have enough Borax® on hand to get that much stink outta my skin. Silver linings everywhere!

So I’ll pick Hugh Hefner due to greater than 4-hour ‘complications’

(BJM- I hope you don’t win. He was exceptionally genuine when I had opportunity to meet him)

Doris Day…dang, 90 years old.

Steve: your chances are excellent. Hugo has largely disappeared from public view since the election, and has just gone to Cuba for “hyperbaric oxygen therapy” (a well-known quack treatment for cancer and other incurable ailments). There is speculation that he won’t even make it to his re-inauguration on 10 January. See The mysterious case of the missing president.

Abe Vigoda

Looks like Hugo and Bob Dole both got picked twice.

Monica Lewinski’s boyfriend.

Slick Willy

Bubba

AmeriKa’s REAL first BLACK presinent, by way of being strangled by the string of his hoodie by a sitting Secretary of State………..

CRAP.

PatAZ beat me to the old fart!!

Ok, then HRC herself.

Sandra “pay for my contraception” Fluck, preferably before she reproduces, in an accident with a gerbil.

Damn. Thanks PatAZ for pointing out that I was late to the pick with Bob Dole. Oh well, moving onto Desmond Tutu then.

Dick van dyke

That Michigan moron, Michael Moore.

Go Taliban!!!
Go Taliban!!!

Kim Kardashian…….no particular reason……but perhaps not by her own hand but anothers…….

John McAfee……..

The virus dude doing some really weird stuff in Belize, that is going to catch up to his “Arse”sooner rather than later.

The election’s over so Zawahiri’s safe. Not because I wish him ill but just because he’s old I pick Augusto Pinochet’s successor as President of Chile, Patricio Alwyn.

@Lester III

I agree, 41’s a real gent, but his health is failing quickly and there’s dick to be had.

Betty white

Robert Mugabe

Poor Oceania…Tourettes is such a tragic disease.

Bowe Bergdahl

Is to be executed for carrying out war crimes in Afghanistan.

Secretary of the Navy Mabus just won some Badger Points. He announced that the next FORD class carrier will be USS ENTERPRISE CVN-80. So if Steven Falken gets dicked, it will have been worth it.

Olivia de Havilland!

“That squaw’s namin’ that Indian baby after ME!”

Hey Ms. Weasel…

I followed your link above to the sweet Hagman recollection. Good story. That blogger has another post that I thought you’d love. (Do watch the video at the bottom.)
http://www.newsfromme.com/2012/11/29/todays-video-link-1265/

It’s about cartoonist Irving Phillips who penned the strip The Strange World of Mr. Mum. He also played a bit of fiddle. Just seemed like your kind of guy.

Mike

Fred Phelps!

Evil cannot “die”.
But I sincerely hope that Dr. Heinz, I mean, Henry Kissinger will face some reincarnation issues.

Comment from steve
Time: December 1, 2012, 2:55 pm

WOO HOO!

My dick is in!

How sweet is that?

Thank you, sweasel!

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Oh, my.

I hope Uncle B. doesn’t see this…

As far as I can tell, scintillating and tawdry aspersions are de rigueur.

BTW, my dick is yet to come.

John Dingell, ignorant Michigan Democrat, re-elected by ignorant Michigan Democrats.

Carl Reiner

unkawill got me to thinking about the Dick Van Dyke Show. They are all still alive except for Morey Amsterdam.

Still some good picks left from that show.

I’m at least three dicks behind, little, little. And the last time I mailed one, the lady behind the counter said it would be at least 59 days (I know, I know…weirdly specific).

Dick goes by slow boat, but it gets there eventually.

Bob Barker

I’m at least three dicks behind, little, little. And the last time I mailed one, the lady behind the counter said it would be at least 59 days (I know, I know…weirdly specific).

Dick goes by slow boat, but it gets there eventually.

Perhaps the possibility of a “Remote Dick Fulfillment Center” should be considered? As so many seem to be consigned for delivery on this side of the Western Ocean….

Just a thought.

I shall strive to get a Brighton and Hove City Planning Notice posted to that effect.

Just got my dick for Ernest Borgnine yesterday!! Thanks Ms. Weasel!!

Ken Salazar, because.

Huh. Besse Cooper, 116, listed as ‘world’s oldest’ dies in Georgia.

Never aks for whom the bell tolls.
For it tolls for Shaquille “Snack” O’Meal.

No one had Dave Brubeck?

RIP.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/music/chi-dave-brubeck-dead-20121205,0,7126256.column

Dave Brubeck has played his final riff…anyone pick him?

Oh sweet punctured jebus on a pogo stick. That’s awful about Dave!!!

Finally! Tough old guy.
Building in the clouds.

John Boehner – because I’m really ticked at the way he’s cut the Tea Party off at the knees.

AltB wins again.
The rich get dicker!

I am staying with Ramsey Clark until he joins the Choir Eternal.

Someone start brewing up a pot of coffee for our drunken weasel…..

She has a new death pool to preside over, tomorrow.

And BTW, for those baseball fans who are suffering their offseason funk, for a lack of statistics to collect, stare at and manipulate…..

How often in all of the weaselblog death pools has the first posted pick been the winning pick?

1 time?

Oh! AltB….Sorry, I was asking out of complete ignorance.

Not only do I not know the answer, I really don’t have the motivation to research it.

Lazy people, like me, try to challenge others to discover and disclose the information we seek. We try to make a game of it.

It is one of the life lessons I learned from Tom Sawyer!

Well, I’ll be damned. See y’all here tomorrow.

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