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Since Gawker published the Tom Cruise tape they’ve earned a spot in the witness gallery of just how muffed up ‘Murka is.
We can laugh at Lena Dunham (although there is nothing per se funny in this almond-eyes/tapir nose combo) however, chances are quite good we are looking at the First Unprecedented Preznitess of ‘Murka.
Just let Scrappy Joe from Scranton finish his 4th term.

So, is she related to Barack Obama? His Mom was a Dunham, after all.

Thing of beauty indeed. “Come on. Poetry camp?”

That was some entertaining reading. If someone would pay me $56k a page I am almost certain I could dredge up something almost that banal and self-centered.

It’d be hard, but for that many Benjamins, I’d give it my best shot.

I watched twelve minutes of Tiny Furniture before being struck with the urge to burn down everything that chick holds dear. I hate and despise all her works and days.

What Stacy said. I’ve seen a few minutes of Girls here and there and it is immensely awful and depressing.

It’s like Lord of the Flies down there in ‘murka…what happened to all the adults? It feels like a New Year’s Eve party that got way out of control; bottles all smashed, girls crying, guys fighting…

$3.7 million for that twaddle? Are you fucking shitting me? And why is she dressed like it’s 1977, anyway?

When I look at her, she is just Watto with boobs. A flightless Watto without hardware shop.

$3.7M … for that kind of scratch shouldn’t ‘Murka get a government hedgerow before the library or an assistant undersecretary for women’s empowerment studies at the local community college?
A psychiatrist in California (with a prestigious med degree from a school in Affsuckistan) earned $800K in ministerin’ to the needs of prisoners before being told to stop earnin’.
Postmaster General makes $800K (probably to incentivise his huge stress in dealing with USPS financial underperformance).
Lena Dunham will go places, people. That’s a fair guess. What ‘Murka wants ‘Murka gets.

@laurww, is that really a sound that hobbits make when nutting?

We can always hope that Random House eats it on the book deal.

I’m not getting my hopes up.

It never got funny. That was awful. Someone paid for that?

My bodily functions have more character and depth than that self-important twat…and I am nothing, if not full of bodily functions.

Which Dunham are we talking about? The one preggy to the Black man?

Niiiice. Link on the ONT with a naked Weasel Mom picture on teh front page.

Stoaty-style!

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Time: December 13, 2012, 12:16 am

So, is she related to Barack Obama? His Mom was a Dunham, after all.”
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At least one person in the hierarchy at the publisher is hoping casual and uninformed (read: Democratic) book buyers make that connection.

Gawker quotes her as writing that her upbringing wasn’t very “real.” Hey, if the NYT covered my dinner party, and I was there, I’d consider that real. Besides, didn’t she ever bash her knee on something hard? Bing, she got pain, pain is real. QED.

Hah! Her cover picture looks like every other Womyn’s Rights advocate pic when they are young. We can extrapolate and imagine (yeesh) what she will look like when she is older.

I’m guessing she also bats for a certain “team”, which – thankfully – means that she isn’t going to reproduce.

Silver linings and all that….

David Thompson’s stock-in-trade is mocking the pretensions of people like this and his blog is the cynosure for all devotees of this sort of solipsistic drivel. I highly recommend it. The UK’s very own up-herself right-on sub-Marxoid fixture is little Laurie Penny aka Penny Dreadful. It is no coincidence that she and Ms. Dunham could pass for siblings, except Penny goes in for “ohmigod-I’m-so-wild-and-craaaazy’ hair tints.

David Thompson is indeed a treasure. He’d be in my sidebar, if I weren’t such a lazy sack o’ crap.

I have been writing elsewhere about the political parallels to today. And while I had heard of this waste of protoplasm and her book, just now I had a small bit of insight that goes along with the political ones.

Weimar Germany in the early 1930’s epitomized the word “decadence” for those who could afford it. Think about the movie Cabaret. There were certain political events in train at that point, with street fights between the two major political forces; Socialists/Communists and National Socialists. No matter who won, things were going to be bad, real bad.

When hope for a rational future disappears, how irrational is self-absorbtion and decadence?

Subotai Bahadur

It’s great to see an incident of Blue-on-Blue friendly fire with the libs.

“The Gwyneth of her gen”

Perfect.

It would be funny if it weren’t such a glaring example of the corruption baked into our political system by the ruling elite.

Wonder what rewards Susan Rice will reap for falling on the Benghazi grenade? She’s done double duty as I’m convinced that they never intended to nominate her for SecState, she was a stalking horse for Kerry. Who the, dumb as a box of hammers, GOP will rush to confirm out of sheer relief and a misbegotten idea that they can capture his seat.

But then I may be overly cynical.