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After what the US has been doing to North Korea – expect a nuclear response.

Francis I, eh? I wonder if that’s for St. Francis Xavier, or St. Francis of Assisi? It’ll be interesting having a Jesuit Pope.

Apparently this is authentic Nork propaganda. Those uniforms look like they were sold by Wal-Mart as a Halloween costume.

Truth can be stranger than fiction.

That’s the worst propaganda I’ve ever seen.

And yeah, a new pope. Not a catholic, don’t really care, but it’s been fun to watch the pomp and circumstance anyway.

that’s hilarious!! why does the translator sound like Karl Pilkington?

OT: A-May-Zing!

http://vimeo.com/60647216#

Looks like the College of Cardinals managed to once again pick a pope who is actually Catholic. Good on them. That always upsets the nattering class.

Oh, and good call on the “Lighten up, Francis” line. I completely missed that one. Heh.

I think he oughta be called ‘Frankie da Foist.’ But I’m not a Catholic, so that may be considered rude.

Pappa Cheech, Dapprima.

So does the pope automatically become made of stone?

I admit I had to look up the source for “Lighten up, Francis.” Stripes is not a movie I’ve seen more than once. (“Lighten up, Hadrian” just wouldn’t have the same zing.)

I hear he prefers “Psycho”…

The best reason to watch the movie “Stripes” —over and over again—is for the sound track. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7DRC9I5boA

And he’s a Jesuit! Look out, world!

Uncle Al: It’s for Frank from Assissi. Even though I am Lutheran, I am pleased to see a new Pope chosen so quickly. The Catholic Church is a major force for moral authority in the world. I also like the idea of a Pope Frank.

I’ll have to go with lizardbrain – Frankie da Foist.

As somebody once said, there’s a term in the military for large, static infantry forces in a hostile air defence environment: battlefield casualties. The bulk of NORK forces would be dead in any conflict. Problem is, so would a couple of hundred thousand South Korean civilians and most of the speed-bump US garrison. Seoul is within tube artillery range of the border and would not fare well. And if Kim and his cockroach army start flinging nukes around, then we are in The Land of Very Bad Things. It might be best to precipitate a showdown now rather than later. Destroying the oil pipelines from China would bring the country down in a matter of days.

A fun fact about North Korea: they’ve been starved for so long that the average height is 15cm less than South Korea (where average male height is about 174cm.) I sometimes wonder what it would be like to take an average NK family and dump them in the middle of a Western shopping mall, or even a market in somewhere like Turkmenistan.

I could really go for a nice cup of dirty snow right now.

I think we’ve handled North Korea all wrong. We should carpet bomb every square inch of the country with bags of rice and cans of Hormel Spam. So much rice that the military can’t steal all of it. Millions of tons of rice—in bags that say from the U.S.A. So much rice that it becomes utterly worthless as a currency. Why aren’t we feeding these people?

As I said, Yankees, expect a nuclear response.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/384204/Assassination-attempt-of-Kim-Jong-un-could-explain-calls-for-war

You have been caught again trying to assassinate more people. If it isn’t two NZ prime ministers, now it is the new leader of North Korea.

Bo-ring.

Then how about this?

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:RLE3A4G2o5cJ:www.unforumzed.com/showthread.php?3417-Obama-use-school-shooting-to-disarm-America%20&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a

Is this from the Oceania Comedy Show? It’s about as entertaining as the North Korean one.

It is no comedy Jon

*Flush*

Lets look at dead Iraqi babies

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No, let’s not look at dead Iraqi babies.