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Weasel smoochies for Valentine’s


Happy Friday the 13th! Alert readers may recall that sweasel.com went live on Valentine’s Day 2007, making tomorrow this blog’s eighth birthday.

Alas, Drew doesn’t get dick, but everybody gets a big, wet weasel smooch RIGHT! ON! THE! MOUTH! Thanks for being here. Have an awesome weekend!

p.s. Oh, yeah. Tomorrow’s our sixth wedding anniversary, too. Can you believe it?


Comment from Deborah HH
Time: February 13, 2015, 10:53 pm

Six Years of Bliss! Hooray Hooray!
Happy Anniversary! Happy Valentine’s Day!

Eight years of The Weasel Times and Stoat Intelligencer. That’s outstanding! I wish I could remember when I first started reading here, but it was before you moved to England.

Stoaty—do you or Uncle Badger read TechRadar? I get their weekly newsletter and they are giving away a Phantom FC40 Quadcopter Drone. Cool, huh. Alas, you have to live in the U.K. to enter the contest. But I would be delirious with joy if my Mustelid friends won it!

Have a great day tomorrow. I know y’all will find someplace neat to visit. If you had a quadcopter, you could take some great photos 🙂

Comment from surly
Time: February 13, 2015, 10:57 pm

Eww! Blech! Weasel germs! 😉 Happy Anniversary Stoaty

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 13, 2015, 11:14 pm

I think we’re going to Canterbury, just to poke around.

Comment from QuasiModo
Time: February 13, 2015, 11:52 pm

Happy Anniversaries, SWeasel.

Comment from dissent555
Time: February 13, 2015, 11:57 pm

Happy anniversary you two. Go get crazy! Life is short.

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: February 14, 2015, 12:47 am

I think we’re going to Canterbury, just to poke around.

Ah, I hope you share some good stories on the way.

Comment from Algy
Time: February 14, 2015, 12:59 am

Every time I read Wind in the Willows, i think of you two. Many happy returns of the day!

Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: February 14, 2015, 2:29 am

Happy anniversary to the blog, and most specially to you two!

Comment from Armybrat
Time: February 14, 2015, 3:04 am

Happy Anniversary!

Comment from Nina
Time: February 14, 2015, 3:22 am

Six years? That’s a fair start. 😇

It’s a three day weekend for me, thank God!

Comment from Skandia Recluse
Time: February 14, 2015, 3:42 am

Congratulations, and may you have many wonderful years together.

Comment from catnip
Time: February 14, 2015, 3:58 am

Oooh, a double anniversary. Congratulations to the coolest couple on the internet! Wishing you a lifetime of adventures together, hand-in-hand and merry as crickets!

Comment from BJM
Time: February 14, 2015, 5:13 am

Congrats! I love anniversaries that fall on romantic holidays…our 50th was Feb 2nd. *gigglesnort*

Comment from Davem123
Time: February 14, 2015, 6:41 am

Happy double anniversary, Stoaty and Badger. Many happy returns of the day.

Comment from SCOTTtheBADGER
Time: February 14, 2015, 7:34 am

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! Have a Weasel Song! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au_tL122R6g

Comment from mojo
Time: February 14, 2015, 9:02 am

Jacques DeMolay, thou art again avenged!

Comment from lizardbrain
Time: February 14, 2015, 1:05 pm

Happy Anniversaries, Stoaty!

Comment from Argentium G. Tiger
Time: February 14, 2015, 1:20 pm

Good morning and happy anniversary Uncle Badger and Stoaty!

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: February 14, 2015, 7:15 pm

Happy anniversary! I hope you’re planning on getting Uncle Badger something nice for Steak & Blowjob Day, too.

Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: February 15, 2015, 4:39 pm

Thank you for the good wishes, fellow minions.

Somehow, I got through it all with my sanity intact (you can never be sure with weasels, of course). We went on a busman’s holiday (for Her Stoatliness) to a museum in the impossibly lovely Canterbury and later watched a Miyazaki film over champagne and Chinese food (a cultural mash-up but curiously effective).

No bones were broken. Nobody called the police. No mustelids were harmed in the making if this bulletin.

Comment from lauraw
Time: February 15, 2015, 9:56 pm

Happy Anniversary!

Comment from xul
Time: February 15, 2015, 10:53 pm

A Happy Anniversary to my favorite mustelids! 🙂

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: February 16, 2015, 2:48 pm

At least tell me you weirdos on Britain celebrate Presidents Day, right?

Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: February 16, 2015, 7:26 pm

OK, but only if you get rid of the present incumbent. And after, say, 50 years to get over the embarrassment? 😉

Comment from Anonymous
Time: February 17, 2015, 12:26 am

How dare you be so hateful, UB! A significant number of Democrats want the Brown Clown on Mount Rushmore:
Personally, I agree with them. It would be fully appropriate to depict him as something dripping out of Lincoln’s nose, since that’s the filthy bastard who made him possible.

And by the way, did you hear that they have started carving a likeness of the Mad Cow – Angus Breed, on Mount Rushmore? They’re doing the work on the back side of the mountain, and are carving her posterior, since that is her most characteristic feature. Unfortunately, they wanted to carve it to the same scale as the heads on the front of the monument, but they’re running out of room. And Wyoming has threatened to bomb Rapid City if they’re stupid enough to cross the state border with their carving…

Comment from beasn
Time: February 17, 2015, 2:57 am

Oh hey, how could I possibly miss your anniversary!

All the best to you both!

Comment from drew458
Time: February 17, 2015, 3:25 am

Late to the party as always; a belated happy happy anniversary anniversary.

Yes, not triple dicker for me. Not yet. It’s getting pretty morbid over here; reports says her organs are shutting down by themselves, extra Pine Sol being brought in. But Gawd Will Save Her! Yeah, as soon as they decide who gets the money.

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: February 17, 2015, 5:45 pm

OK, but only if you get rid of the present incumbent. And after, say, 50 years to get over the embarrassment?

I can’t believe y’all are so ungrateful. He gave one of your famous homeless ladies an iPod full of his best speeches. His very best!

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