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So, this guy apparently walked naked through St Peter’s Basilica yesterday. Judging from his tiny, out-of-focus junk, I think I know the miracle he was praying for.



Comment from Skandia Recluse
Time: January 5, 2016, 11:00 pm

Are those scars on his right side?

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: January 6, 2016, 12:05 am

No, I think it’s somebody in a white shirt standing behind him.

Comment from J.S.Bridges
Time: January 6, 2016, 12:58 am

Kinda too-blurry to be sure, but – first reaction is: He really ought to join a gym, do some weight-work, maybe adjust the ol’ diet a bit – that physique clearly could use some serious improvement…

Comment from peacelovewoodstock
Time: January 6, 2016, 1:04 am

I’ve smoked fatter joints than that

Comment from J.S.Bridges
Time: January 6, 2016, 1:40 am

In that context, it sort of gives new meaning to the term “blunt”, doesn’t it?

Comment from mojo
Time: January 6, 2016, 5:18 am

Kind of hard to charge him with indecent exposure, the place is covered in nudes.

Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: January 6, 2016, 10:10 am

St. “Peter” would be turning over in his grave, having a tiny li’l winky like that running around in his basilica.

Bet the guys wife is cringing with embarrassment.

Two lines come to mind:

“…ain’t bigger nor a derringer.” (From the short story, ‘The Luck of Roaring Camp”), and,

“I smoke old stogies I have found. Short, but not too big around”, (from Roger Millers “King of the Road”. song).

Comment from tinman
Time: January 6, 2016, 7:38 pm


Comment from Phineas
Time: January 6, 2016, 7:41 pm

Should have ran with fig leaf…that way it’s art.

Comment from Pupster
Time: January 6, 2016, 11:09 pm

Maybe he was in the pool.

Comment from Nina
Time: January 7, 2016, 7:51 am

Poor thing.

Comment from technochitlin
Time: January 7, 2016, 1:17 pm

Nice shoes…

Comment from OldFert
Time: January 9, 2016, 2:46 am

It’s OK since he *identifies* as being fully clothed.

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