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Okay, *now* they’ve lost me


Well. So. They’ve spent the past year or so taking pictures of themselves with kittens to soften their image and attract new recruits(!). Now senior clerics have issued a fatwa against cats.

Raising cats indoors, anyhow. They’ve been going door to door in Mosul confiscating kittens.

“ISIS have issued a fatwa against cats because they say the animals are against a jihadist’s ‘vision, ideology and beliefs’.”



Comment from Steve Skubinna
Time: October 5, 2016, 8:55 pm

The Religion of Peace lost me years ago when I found they consider dogs unclean.

So welcome to the party, cat lovers.

Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: October 5, 2016, 9:22 pm

As if they haven’t got enough to contend with from drones, now they’ve offended Lady Bast.

That will be the end of them.

Comment from Veeshir
Time: October 5, 2016, 9:52 pm

Going after kittehs?
Now they’ve lost the internets.

Comment from David Gillies
Time: October 5, 2016, 10:03 pm

It’s the same desire to insinuate themselves into absolutely every nook and cranny of life that makes Leftists so much like Islamists. They really don’t believe there is anywhere their remit does not run. It stems from an impulse that manifests itself in actual religion in the case of Mohammedans and ersatz religion in the case of socialists. All I want is to be left alone. But they will not leave alone.

Comment from Crabby Old Bat
Time: October 5, 2016, 11:29 pm

Well, we have been told that the last time a religion instigated a holy war against cats (witches’ familiars!), a significant percentage of the populace – clerics included – was wiped out by the Bubonic Plague, spread by fleas carried by a now-unchecked rat population. May the jihadis be infested by the fleas of a thousand plague rats, peace be upon them (the rats, not the jihadis).

Comment from Anonymous
Time: October 6, 2016, 4:48 am

Gee, and these guys were so nice until now. Seriously, is there anything besides anal sex and explosions that they do like? Goat sex maybe? I can’t think of anything else.

“In Gough Square in London there stands a bronze statue of Hodge, perhaps the most famous historical cat in England. He belonged to writer Dr Samuel Johnson, and today his statue stands on a plinth at shoulder height outside the house in Gough Square he shared with his owner, with the inscription: “A very fine cat indeed”.

Hodge was the much-indulged pet of Johnson during the 1770s, as recorded in James Boswell’s Life of Johnson: “I recollect him one day scrambling up Dr Johnson’s breast, apparently with much satisfaction, while my friend smiling and half-whistling, rubbed down his back, and pulled him by the tail; and when I observed he was a fine cat, saying, ‘Why yes, Sir, but I have had cats whom I liked better than this;’ and then as if perceiving Hodge to be out of countenance, adding, ‘but he is a very fine cat, a very fine cat indeed’.

“Dr Johnson bought oysters for Hodge himself, so as not to put his servants through any trouble, and when hearing the news that a mad man was shooting cats in London, ‘he bethought himself of his own favourite cat, and said, ‘But Hodge shan’t be shot; no, no, Hodge shall not be shot’.””

Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: October 6, 2016, 8:41 am

One of my heroes, Anon. Johnson, as well.

Comment from dissent
Time: October 6, 2016, 7:37 pm

What David Gillies said above. And the C. S. Lewis quote along the same lines. Our western snowflake fascists are hand in glove with the islamofascist’s methods

Freedom is the enemy.

Comment from Ново-Зеландия
Time: October 8, 2016, 11:31 pm

Funded by the US State Department

Comment from jagr jersey
Time: October 13, 2016, 4:39 pm

It seems like there exists a with regard to unclothed images of gorgeous famous people, which means that someone obtained it in themselves to videotape Erin Andrews without her concur.

Comment from Can't Hark My Cry
Time: October 13, 2016, 5:11 pm

I love it when spam almost makes sense!

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