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…I realize I’m following a Twitter account called @whoresofyore. And using my own @realname account, too. Why?

Sorry. Still chasing deadlines this week. I swore I wouldn’t fall back into ‘chasing deadlines’ mode after I left my corporate gig, but once people find out you own a copy of Photoshop and you know how to drive it, your fate is sealed.

Oh, yeah…I assumed ‘carll’ is ‘carl’, and I further assume he has won another Dead Pool. Oh, carl, carll, carlllll. You’re going to make me dream up a ‘carl’s rule’, aren’t you?

Now would be a really excellent time for Rich Rostrom to chime in with one of his meticulous spreadsheets of historic Dick Winners. 





Comment from Uncle Al
Time: June 18, 2018, 10:34 pm

Aunt Mildred?!?!

Comment from Ric Fan
Time: June 18, 2018, 10:46 pm

Oh, no! I’ve been following it for a while, too. Forgot all about it tho looking at the account it is quite a prolific tweeter. What a horrible job prostitution is! And especially before antibiotics and contraceptives.

Comment from p2
Time: June 19, 2018, 12:46 am

ok…. carl’s got a direct line to the afterlife and the head of HR there. gotta find out what kind of scotch they drink…..i’m not above bribery and corruption…..

Comment from Pupster
Time: June 19, 2018, 12:51 am

I work with a guy who’s last name is Karll. Double L always looks like a typo. We have a shared customer who’s first name is Tod, we call him single D.

Comment from Surly Ermine
Time: June 19, 2018, 1:05 am

I new this would turn into a pron site eventually.

Comment from Ric Fan
Time: June 19, 2018, 1:11 am

Considering all the ads for the Bangalore Coochie Coochie girls, it turned into a pron site a long time ago. 😀

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: June 19, 2018, 1:48 am

@Pupster – I sure do hope your shared customer Tod isn’t German.

Comment from greg
Time: June 19, 2018, 2:31 am

I believe the proper term is “Zaftig”. Or, as the old time Lucky Strike commercial had it: “Round and firm and fully packed!”

Comment from DurnedYankee
Time: June 19, 2018, 3:56 am

Bang-galore Coochie Coochie girls?
Wait a dang minute, I don’t get those adds!
Hey! Hey!

Is that a cigar?

Oh, and I still say we need to draft Carl to serve the purpose of making the world safe. Eventually of course it’ll be who’s directing Carl to save what and it will get out of hand and the person who’s dog poops on my lawn will wind up having a Carl predicted day… so never mind after all.
Mrs Durned swears my DNA’s first inclination when something pisses me off is to yell “Burn the village, kill everyone in it!” followed a while later by, “uh, sorry about any inconvenience.”

Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: June 19, 2018, 5:55 am

Ask and ye shall receive.

I’ve got some data entry to do; I’ll post the report Friday, when I submit my pick.

And now to start digging around for that pick….

Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: June 19, 2018, 6:06 am

Ah. Looking at carl’s winning pick, I am inspired. Friday will reveal all.

Comment from Carl
Time: June 19, 2018, 10:19 am

Yes, Carll is me. It was a typo. I think I will hold off for a while to give others a chance. At least my wife will still be entering, though she just sticks with the same pick each time – Clive James.

Comment from Jon
Time: June 19, 2018, 4:35 pm

Um on the prostitution history front, there have been contraceptives available since prehistory… Not sure how good they were, but they existed.

Comment from Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone
Time: June 19, 2018, 7:04 pm

Welp, there goes assuming the front page is always SFW…

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