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A lack of teeth would be one explanation for his puzzling popularity.

Ahem.

(insert angelic look here <—-< )

According to Wikipedia, when Steve “Hot Bottom” Gobie claimed he had been running a gay prostitution ring out of Frank’s DC apartment, the man leading the Republican charge to have Frank removed from Congress was…Larry Craig.

Aw, man! I hate looking at that guy, and now there’s a shitload of ’em right there on my po’ li’l monitor. Well, if you’re gonna be a Weasel minion, sometimes ya just have to tough it out.

What Jill said – and most especially what she didn’t say, but that I thought of instantly, and I bet every one of you did too you naughty people.

Now say that three times fast…

Please let it be true, Joe “hard coal miner” Biden strikes!

Here’s an article where Joe wows ’em with his mining background

Yeah, he was joking. Right, sure he was. I can hardly wait for tonight. Does anyone know what time the debate is?

Allen, near as I can tell, it is 9 eastern time. I will be watching…

That top right photo looks like he’s got at least a lower set of teeth.

Nope, that’s tongue. The original was larger and in color. He may have lower teeth — or even upper teeth — for all I know, but I haven’t found a picture where even one of the little buggers shows up.

Oh, god. I don’t believe I’m talking about Barney Frank tongue.

Weasel, this is really one of those questions you don’t want answered. There is no upside.

Yeah, I immediately thought the unthinkable too.

I can’t believe that discussing his tongue made it worse, but it did.

Weaz – you’re testing our mettle, aren’t you? Our toughness – our daring-do – our … um … capacité de faire les visages drôles, as they say.

So, cruelly are you avenged for my past little bon mots. I pass the test, and will go to the refrigerator, and eat until I explode, and remain McGoo.

Eh. I think we fell over for a moment there. I don’t know if I REALLY exceeded my CPU quota, or whether that’s just the bullshit screen BlueHost gives you when it hiccups.

I’ll have to dig around and find out.

Wow. I thought it was my post to LK that did it…

I bet it was at their end, Weaz.

How would you like those blubbery fellating jowls near your skin fellas? The Folsom crowd WUVS it, WOOOOOoo, he-ay-ay.

*runs off shuddering in revulsion*

McGoo typing French? I had no idea he had Democrat tendencies.

Could your posts to me ever have a downside ‘Goo?

I seem to recall a night or two ago questioning why Reid was smiling… Was Craig smiling around then, too?

Not sayin’ anything. Just sayin’…

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to get up out of my chair, put on my coat, go out to my truck, beg to be let back in the building to get my keys, go back to my truck, drive home while looking like Hoffman in “Death of a Salesman”, and open the door… ready to say hi to the kids and spoil the puppy rotten.

Oh yeah, and “Hi Cruel Wife!”

She better read this or it’ll be partially wasted effort.

TTYL. 🙂

I’m not afraid. I’m saying it.

Yes, Weas, he has teeth. But they fold back.

*gack*

You guys have it all wrong…he’s in a permanent state of infancy because he’s been sucking off the government teat all his life.

He just hasn’t done any teething yet, the poor thing

Frank is under developed in many ways….
Most likely he’s discovered being toothless
makes him popular.

wendyworn,

I hadn’t seen you post here before, so I was incautiously sipping my soda-that-I-shouldn’t-be-drinking whilst reading your prose.

IBC Black Cherry soda right out my damned nose! Whoa. It burns worse than bathtub meth! You are now on my “Don’t drink, and put the glass down before reading” list.

sorry McGoo! But I think I read somewhere online that it is true.

WW… (no I haven’t left yet – long story)

Yes, Weas, he has teeth. But they fold back.

BWAH-HA! BWAH-HA-HA!

Man is that a great visual.

It’s OK, wendyworn. My bad. I forgot that blog-reading is a full-contact sport. if I can’t take it, it’s time to take up something safe, like knitting. Besides, I think I’m getting off on the soda.

Now we all have to try to unthink the unthinkable. Thanks ever so much, Weez.

You can’t unring a bell, dude. But I was carrying that thing in my head ALL BY MYSELF. I needed company in my desolation and despair.

It was therapeutic – wasn’t it, m’lady? I’ve had to look at that Barney collage you generated so often now that it’s shock power has dwindled significantly.

We all know the man sucks young-man wiener – probably as enthusiastically as an industrial Hoover – and probably takes it up the ol’ chute, too, like a Viking! But he’s such a complete scumbag! it’s the combination of the two that distinctly raises my hackles.

Now I’ve sat here for five minutes trying to decide whether or not to hit “post”, or just drop the subject.

Well, as Procol Harem said, “Nothings better left unsaid.”

‘Course they were full of shit, too.

Lord, thou knowest this man, but thou knowest not his wrassling!”

jw – I doubt the man wrassled one bit. Not with reference to his public integrity, nor in his private predilections.

It really does reduce to chutes, doesn’t it?

McGoo, you have corrupted my thinking. Thank you.

Life becomes simpler when you view it in those terms. Just like “Mark Twain” is the answer to the brown questions in Trivial Pursuit, “poop chutes” is always the answer to at least everything political and sometimes a whole lot more.

LK, in essence, yes.

We come out of an orifice.

Exploring and playing with our orifices, and what comes out of them, is one of the first things an infant does.

It is the first “taboo” area learned by babies and very young children.

It is the first “private” thing we really learn.

It is the first thing covered by clothing and the last thing uncovered, in children and adults.

It’s the first anatomical thing we all become self-conscious about at some time or another.

It is the area children look at first and most often when viewing or playing with animals.

I could go on and on, LK. Bottom line: my joking phrase “Temptation – thy name is poop chute” was truly only half tongue-in-cheek, if you’ll excuse the unintended imagery.

Good to have ya back, ‘Goo.

I can really blow it out my ass – yes?

But I’m not here. I’m over at dpud watching the pre-debate chat go by on the chatroom application. I can’t get a word in edgewise.

I saw Bill O’Reilly’s confrontation with Frank as O’Reilly quoted Frank both via video and via transcript and Frank called him a liar, stupid and accused him of fabricating the quote. What a slime that Barney Frank.

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Okay…I really, really regret asking this question. I’m not sure I even want to know the answer. This isn’t related to his…lifestyle choices, is it?

No comment.

The lisping and sashaying Barney Frank will soon get his comeuppance. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

df – Comeuppance? Heh.

This whole Barney ‘Man-Muncher’ Frank thing is like a big, juicy zit; we just can’t stop messin’ with it.

His boyfriend knocked them out with a ball-peened hammer. Duh?

I can’t believe I’m going here, but…wouldn’t fold-back teeth cause a problem on the…outstroke? Kinda like the Rapex condom?

Incidentally, I found this patent while trying to remember the name of the Rapex condom. I think that’s one of the patents that the issuer just couldn’t stop giggling while reading, so it got approved.

Barney suffers from a rare ailment known as “Asshola Dentata”. He also has a tatt on his ass that reads “backing up causes severe dick damage”.

Lately he also suffers from serious foot-in-mouth disease. It’s affecting his career, too.

You’d think with all that man-sausage he puts in there – including Fanny Mae’s all-beef Top Knob, I might add – he wouldn’t have room for any other extremities.

No wonder his cheeks look like a squirrel loaded up with a big pair of nuts. Why! – I bet he’s ramming a little something away for the winter even as we speak.

Well .. his mouth is bad enough,

Just don’t ask about his Fannie … or his err Freddie

That would be TMI

He takes them out if it’s love.

I think he lost them eating nuts.. But somebody else told me PETER Knocked them out…. not sure! But Im sure it was either Peter or Nuts!!!

He had them pulled, so he couldn’t be accused of lying through his teeth. 🙂

Reminds me of the old, toothless lion I saw years ago in the Cedar Rapids Zoo. The old guy laid around in his cage all day being ignored until around 5:00pm when he would rouse himself and sort of roar…the crowd gathered to ooh and ahh over this display of lion-hood. You may draw whatever parallels you like.

WeaselWrangler. Yessss. Escuse me, I think I left the iron running.

of course he has no teeth. all the better for s-cking c-ck

Well, there you go. It lacks a certain subtlety, but points for correctly identifying the underlying theme.

Don’t let the sn get in your head. I’m a science teacher, hence the monicker.

Barney has no teeth cause he’s ready to give a BJ at the drop of a pair of shorts. LOL

This guy is a total and COMPLETE waste. I wrote to his web site and asked the POS if he had any teeth. I never got a response. Go figure. I sure would love to take a baseball bat to his stupid looking mug. The tool has been screwing us (taxpayers) for years. He should have hundreds of dentures lying around in every fag bar in the country. The POS makes me sick. I wish the F**k would get hit by a bus!

[…] Minor quibble – I love Fred Armisen’s impression of Barney Frank, but he showed too much teeth. Doesn’t he realize that no one has ever seen evidence of even a single tooth in Frank’s mouth? This has been the subject of much discussion. […]

Has anyone heard of the term “Gingival Johnson”

Vote him out.Period. He is an embarrassment to his office.

I KNEW IT!

I had to Google the teeth thing myself and also wondered about lifestyle! LOL