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Silly Nordics…

This was promoted in my Twitter tonight (for those non-Twittererers, a promoted tweet is a paid advertisement). Yes, Nordic Cuddle is real (and worth a visit for gawking purposes). The CEO even has a TEDx talk on the virtues of cuddling.

And she looks Nordic.

Now, I’m not saying this is prostitution. I’m saying 100% of the men who book a cuddle at home will do so believing it’s prostitution. How they safeguard these poor women I can’t imagine.

Unless it is just prostitution.

Flu update: hey, remember I told you I knew someone local in quarantine? She came to see me at work today. She’d done her 14 days. Fourteen days is ten days too little.


Comment from Skandia Recluse
Time: February 25, 2020, 9:57 pm

I’m thinking that I live in such a remote area that my chance of exposure is low. I’m going to be very disappointed if I catch it and die a horrible death and no one knows about it for several years.

Comment from Mitchell
Time: February 26, 2020, 12:01 am


Sounds like you should schedule a Nordic Cuddler to hug you up.

Comment from Skandia Recluse
Time: February 26, 2020, 12:23 am

(Found on SlashDot) a link to the Smithsonian archives. Almost three million images free and without restriction to use as you wish.


Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: February 26, 2020, 11:21 am

Cuddles don’t spread Coronavirus!

Meanwhile the globalist plan to allow viruses to travel freely across borders without restriction seems to be working just fine!

Comment from Skandia Recluse
Time: February 26, 2020, 5:55 pm

I have to apologize to everyone for the Smithsonian Link. I thought it would be a useful resource, but it appears to have been taken over by bureaucracy and leftist propagandists.

Sorry for introducing politics into the blog. I’ve always liked the Smithsonian but I’ve not been paying attention.

Comment from OldFert
Time: February 26, 2020, 6:00 pm

£65 an hour, plus travel?

I looked at the available “therapists.” A few of them look like they could use some therapy of another kind.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 26, 2020, 7:23 pm

Dear me, Skandia, nothing is off limits here. It’s liberty hall, where you can spit on the mat and call the cat a bastard.

Sadly, all our institutions have been taken over by propagandists. Who was it described them as “taking over the institutions, hollowing them out and wearing them as a skin suit”?

Comment from Skandia Recluse
Time: February 26, 2020, 9:54 pm

Thank you Ms. Weasel. I felt badly about recommending the site, and, after further investigation, noticed that it was mostly for developers. Not very user friendly to someone who just wanted to look at the pictures.

Comment from Mitchell
Time: February 26, 2020, 10:49 pm


You’re probably thinking of Iowahawk (David Burge):
1. Identify a respected institution
2. Kill it
3. Gut it
4. Wear its carcass as a skin suit while demanding respect.

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