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Actual headline: “Council fills in potholes after residents paint penises around them

They initially tried to scrub out the penii, but that just made the potholes worse, naturally. Oh the huffy tone of the local council. See, this put pressure on pothole repair crews, who were expected to fill different potholes that day.

This was in Uckfield, Sussex earlier this week. It’s near Piltdown. Yes, that Piltdown.


Comment from Mark Matis
Time: May 17, 2023, 8:41 pm

I still say Clarkson should have delivered a couple of tons of ammonium nitrate and fuel oil to their council office.

Comment from QuasiModo
Time: May 17, 2023, 8:42 pm

Gonna have to try that in my neighborhood! ๐Ÿ™‚

Comment from Armybrat
Time: May 17, 2023, 8:42 pm

Penii drawing person, I salute you! Having lived 20+ years north of the Mason-Dixon Line, I am intimately familiar with the bone jarring, suspension shredding, car destroying pot hole. I have known this personโ€™s pain and salute their ability to get government to respond to the issue.

Comment from ExpressoBold Pureblood
Time: May 17, 2023, 8:58 pm

“bone jarring”


Comment from durnedyankee
Time: May 17, 2023, 9:55 pm

Send someone out to remove the paint!

How about, send someone out to fix the potholes?

No, that would make sense.

And if you believe they were going to fill OTHER potholes that day I have a crown you can wear that will make you King of England and a bunch of other places.

Comment from Veeshir
Time: May 18, 2023, 4:03 am

Overheard at a town council meeting in Uckfield

Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: May 18, 2023, 11:47 am

Piltdown Man was before his time. How do we know that man wasn’t deliberately modified by pre historic medical science to have on orangutan’s jaw because he was transitioning to an orangutan! He was an orangutan trapped in a human body!

We must embrace lunacy in all it’s many hues!

I’ve ordered a bicorne hat and a green cloth chasseurs ร  cheval coat to start my transition to Napoleon, pre-emperor phase, because I can’t afford the emperor outfit.

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: May 18, 2023, 3:54 pm

@Durnedyankee — Thumb up!

BTW, quite some time ago I completed my transition to OFWG.
Get off my lawn. (-:

Comment from Jon
Time: May 18, 2023, 4:34 pm

The hero that Piltdown deserves.

Comment from Drew458
Time: May 19, 2023, 12:47 am

I forwarded the pothole link to friends who replied “just like in Pittsurgh”. Apparently this has been going on around the world for over a decade, and the UK even had a “street artist” called Wanksy who did them and signed his work? Goes on down under in NZ too.

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