She took her time, didn’t she?
Okay, I can put up with thirty years of it, but after that? I am done!
Actually, I think most of those advice letters are fake. At least, the ones in porn magazines are – I know somebody who used to write them.
Meanwhile, they tell us it could be Thursday before our internet is back. Because they have to use a cherry picker on a busy road, they have to do a survey first. I think it has to do with who controls the road (the county council or the Highways Agency). I am unclear.
All’s I know is, my YouTube addiction is on hold while we pay per byte. Good weekend, everyone!
Posted: April 19th, 2024 under personal.
Comments: 6
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Comment from ExpressoBold Pureblood
Time: April 19, 2024, 8:02 pm
He should thank his lucky stars it wasn’t his snoring… he would have been dead for 29½ years, minimum.
The ladies hate that snoring…
Comment from S. Weasel
Time: April 19, 2024, 8:20 pm
I wear earbuds with white noise every night. I am immune! Only, I don’t have them when the internet is down. Also he doesn’t really snore these days, so whatever.
I think I’m the snorer now 🙁
Comment from QuasiModo
Time: April 19, 2024, 8:40 pm
At least you have data on your phone for minimal communications…I just got a data plan on mine for the first time a couple of weeks ago because they offered me a really good deal on it…it was just too crazy expensive before that.
Have a nice weekend! 🙂
Comment from Armybrat
Time: April 19, 2024, 11:57 pm
Hubby and I will celebrate 40 years of wedded farts, burps, snoring, etc next month. I’m keeping him because he’s almost housebroken at this point and I’ll be damned if I’ll let some thin, buxom young thing reap the benefits of my misery.
Comment from Uncle Al
Time: April 21, 2024, 12:51 am
Farts? I always blame the palmetto bugs. I think my wife is beginning to get suspicious, though, since Dixie and Killer make short work of those little self-propelled cat toys.
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Comment from durnedyankee
Time: April 21, 2024, 10:12 pm
Rare Texas insects called “Barking Spiders” are often mistaken for making noises that sound like ‘farts’.
Not to be confused with the Spiders of the same name from Australia.
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