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Round three: IT’S ON!



Well! Mongo won round two with Patrick Swayze, and the precious tin of haggis shall be hers! That’s right: hers. Mongo is apparently some kind of girl…with, like, boobies and everything.


Kennedy and Swayze were pretty low-hanging fruit. Round three should get a little harder; I don’t recall any previous picks that had quite so tenuous a hold on oxygen consumption.

So, sing out for round three! Celebrities of any kind; you don’t have to wish ’em dead (but it helps!). First come, first served. Newbies welcome. One pick per customer. Poaching other people’s good picks from previous rounds is positively encouraged. This isn’t tiddly-winks, folks — it’s Dead Pool!

(Fabulous prize TBA). 


UPDATE: and this round’s fabulous prize is…

This pristine copy of Nuts magazine, September issue:


We thank England for giving us Agatha Christie, cream teas and Her Majesty. Too often, we forget Benny Hill, filthy seaside postcards and Nuts magazine.

Bonus: the look on Uncle B’s face when I slipped this sucker into his shopping basket!


Comment from dfbaskwill
Time: September 15, 2009, 6:30 pm

Dibs on Robert Byrd again! He’ll come through for me one of these days. And Haggis has nothing on PA Dutch Hog Maw anyway.

Comment from N.O’Really
Time: September 15, 2009, 7:15 pm

I’m going with Sargent Shriver. He’s 93 and his wife just died.

Comment from Rustbucket
Time: September 15, 2009, 7:38 pm

Round III, and I’m sticking with (to?) Amy Winehouse…shudder…
And what’s a TBA? If Ms Weasel is giving one away, it must be really boss.

Comment from Spad13
Time: September 15, 2009, 7:43 pm

I’m gonna stick with our most ex of ex-presidents James Earl Carter.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 15, 2009, 7:46 pm

To Be Announced. I have to go to the supermarket and see if I can find some other quintessentially English filth in a can.

Or maybe not a can. Mailing those suckers costs several times what the can costs.

Commenter Deborah wrote and suggested the prize be a custom weasel-built avatar, but humility make me wonder if most people wouldn’t really prefer a nice spotted dick.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 15, 2009, 7:48 pm

Thank you, Spad. I don’t rest easy until somebody picks Jimmah.

Did you see where Carter is on bin Laden’s Summer book list?

Comment from MrsPaulsFishSticks
Time: September 15, 2009, 8:44 pm

Kayne West

Comment from armybrat
Time: September 15, 2009, 8:51 pm

Bader-Ginsberg seems to be holding her own these days, so I think I’m going to go with Margaret Thatcher. Not that I wish that for her, but she is getting on in years and as you said…this ain’t tiddly winks.

Comment from Mrs. Peel
Time: September 15, 2009, 9:02 pm

Drat, I wanted Byrd. Ok, I’m going to continue my tradition of completely random picks of people (and cats) not known to be gravely ill and choose Andy Griffith.

Comment from Bugs
Time: September 15, 2009, 9:13 pm

Phyllis Diller. I hope I’m wrong and Spad One Three comes through.

Comment from MCPO Airdale
Time: September 15, 2009, 9:13 pm

Arlen Specter – The rat-bastard has to die sometime!

Comment from Spad13
Time: September 15, 2009, 9:18 pm

Had not seen that weas, but I just saw a video over at Ace’s in which he asserts that I’m a racist for opposing Baraky.

So could I vote for the sumbitch twice?

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Comment from jdub
Time: September 15, 2009, 10:12 pm

sandra. “kelo.” day. o’connor.

Comment from jdub
Time: September 15, 2009, 10:35 pm

oh, yeah. forgot. rrrrRRACIST!

Comment from EZnSF
Time: September 15, 2009, 10:38 pm

I had Spector last time. *Spit
He just doesn’t understand how hard it is to find haggis in my barrio.

I bid Robert Redford. What the hell.

I was going to suggest the death of ‘common sense’. But I figure it’s against the rules and besides, mad scientists have probably found a way to keep it on the barest of life support for foreseeable future.

Comment from Blue Octopi
Time: September 15, 2009, 10:41 pm

Generalissimo Francisco Franco. Pretty confident with this one.

Comment from harbqll
Time: September 15, 2009, 11:00 pm

Dibs on Liz Taylor!

(Altho with ACORNgate in full effect, it’s tempting to call the Obama Administration…)

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: September 15, 2009, 11:49 pm

I think I’m going to take the guy shooting these ACORN stings, I have a feeling that he is going to be having “A Tragic Accident” in the not too distant future….

Comment from mongo
Time: September 15, 2009, 11:53 pm

I’m soooo going international for this one and putting the kiss of death on Kim Jong Il. I think he’s a girl, too. Although I’m not so sure about the boobies!

Comment from Gromulin
Time: September 15, 2009, 11:54 pm

Yay! I get that rat bastard Fidel Castro this round!

Comment from porknbean
Time: September 16, 2009, 12:49 am

Justice Stevens.

Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: September 16, 2009, 2:10 am

My negative waves bounced right off Helen Thomas. Phooey.

This round: General Vo Nguyen Giap. Commie bastard is 98.

Freebies for others:

Gloria Stuart (played “old Rose” in _Titanic_ and 46 leading roles in 1932-46), 99.

UCLA basketball ubercoach John Wooden, also 98.

Lawrence Walsh, blowhard lawyer (the Iran-Contra special prosecutor), 97.

Art Linkletter (talk about a blast from the past!), 97.

Otto von Habsburg, rightful Emperor of Austria and King of Hungary, 96.

Licia Albanese, star soprano at the Met for 26 years, 96.

David Rockefeller, ancient billionaire, 94.

Elliot Carter, composer in three centuries, 100.

Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: September 16, 2009, 2:26 am


Elliot Carter, composer in 10 different decades, 100.

Comment from David Gillies
Time: September 16, 2009, 2:41 am

I pick Gordon Brown. Just from a karmic perspective, you understand, not out of any expectation of winning.

Comment from Andy Boyd
Time: September 16, 2009, 2:48 am

I’m going to think outside the box here a bit and go with Kanye West.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 16, 2009, 7:37 am

Can’t be that far out of the box, Andy. MrsPaulsFishSticks picked ol’ Jackass up the thread (I won’t count the misspelling against the pick).

Sweet jeeves! Art Linkletter is still alive?!

Comment from Roman Wolf
Time: September 16, 2009, 7:44 am

Me? I’m going with Senator Barbara (Call me Senator, you worthless General) Boxer. I don’t expect to win. I just hate her. She was my Senator for some time you see…back when I was in elementary school. Back then I knew she was a bad person.

I developed political instincts quite young you see…

Comment from steve
Time: September 16, 2009, 8:13 am

Mitch Miller….Born in 1911

He will be having his final sing along, any day now, I think….

Comment from Pupster
Time: September 16, 2009, 9:24 am

Hmmm…I’m going to go with Maggie Smith, Professor McGonagall in the Harry Potter movies. She’s only 75 or so, but she looked to be on the door in the last movie. Or maybe that was just good bad make-up?

Comment from Scott Jacobs
Time: September 16, 2009, 9:38 am

I’m gonna say Paul Newman…

Comment from BigBlueBug
Time: September 16, 2009, 9:50 am

Suze Orman

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 16, 2009, 9:52 am

What’re you going to do, Scott — dig up his corpse and beat on it?

Comment from Princess Bernie
Time: September 16, 2009, 9:55 am

Susan Atkins. manson chick.

Comment from Deborah
Time: September 16, 2009, 10:13 am

Sweet Weasel! I don’t think they heard you—so excited they were about picking their new entries!

Comment from Beyond Bibb\’s Store
Time: September 16, 2009, 10:20 am

Elizabeth Edwards, tho I’d rather hubby gets it in some horribly painful, humiliating, and spectacular way. What can I say? Saw IV was on my free “Thank you Anniversary” Showtime package last night.

Comment from Scott Jacobs
Time: September 16, 2009, 11:08 am

He’s already dead? Son of a bitch…

I’ll take the Queen of England then (with apologies to Her Majesty, and my honest wishes for her continued long life).

God save her, and all that.

Comment from steve
Time: September 16, 2009, 11:17 am

What I think is the best thing about all this is that, after old Mitch beats all the rest of these fossils down the path and plants his toe firmly into the side of the old bucket…..

I will be receiving, in the mail, my very own, collectable, suitable for framing, TBA!

Comment from Allen
Time: September 16, 2009, 11:34 am

I’ll pick Stephen Moody. Texas is going to do him in today for killing a drug dealer.

Comment from BuckNutty
Time: September 16, 2009, 11:37 am

the New York Times

Comment from Bob
Time: September 16, 2009, 11:38 am

Jimmy Carter. Although nobody will notice.

Comment from Gregory the First
Time: September 16, 2009, 11:41 am

Scott Jacobs: If I thought sacrificing two chickens and drinking their blood while dancing naked around a durian tree would keep Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, by the Grace of God Monarch of the United Kingdom… Defender of the Faith and so forth alive, well, I’d be having a lot of chicken for dinner. Anything but Charlie the Chimp.

Andy Sullivan for my money. Or Barney Frank. Those two meatbags are a blight on the country they infest.

Weasel, OT, but whatever happened to The Hostages blog and Wicked Pinto? I leave the moronosphere for a few months and they’ve poofed out of sight. Makes updating my blogroll slightly more challenging.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 16, 2009, 11:54 am

Somebody got Jimmah WAY up the round, Bob. But it was a sweet thought.

Sneaky, Allen. Nice try. But no. Never hoid of him.

Gregory, the Hostages have moved. MCPO Airdale clued me in, and I’ve updated the link accordingly. As to whether there’s a backstory, I haven’t the foggiest. I’ve gotten woefully behind on my blog reading now that I’m playing the farmer’s wife.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 16, 2009, 11:57 am

It’s hard to imagine an American soft porn mag going with the headline “Huzzah! She’s said ta-ra to her bra!”

That’s what I love about this place. It’s so gosh-darned literary.

I posted the haggis to mongo while we were out. Cross your fingers. Uncle B (who, incidentally, has gotten stuck with the bill for all of the fabulous prizes AND postage) doesn’t believe Customs one both sides will let these tins through.

Comment from Gregory the First
Time: September 16, 2009, 12:09 pm

Weasel, thanks.

What, you can’t get quality haggis on the other side of the pond?

Comment from Allen
Time: September 16, 2009, 12:16 pm

Rats, I really wanted a copy of “Nuts” magazine. OK, my real pick OJ Simpson, with a shank, in the Nevada pen.

Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: September 16, 2009, 12:24 pm

Nuts magazine!

Oh, the shame! The curled lip of the checkout girl…

Comment from Princess Bernie
Time: September 16, 2009, 1:35 pm

I had ole Jimmah in the first round but he got poached in the second and third rounds before I could click on the link and take him.


Comment from steve
Time: September 16, 2009, 1:42 pm

I have a question….and it involves …..well….

How to put it delicately….

The “Best When Used Before….” date of these spiffy prizes…

I want to believe that the “Best When Used Before….” date on that can of stewed sheep guts that Mongo has won is…well….current.

I would hope that this stuff wasn’t in one of those of honest to God “tin” cans that was soldered shut with lead and put up as spare rations for Earnest Shackelton, or something….

Which brings me around to this “Nuts” magazine….

Wikipedia claims that this is a “lads” magazine, published weekly, on Tuesdays.

Now, there is an outside chance that Mitch Miller might not shuffle off his mortal coil before September 22.

Anyway…can we count on getting the “latest issue” of Nuts (thus requiring Uncle Badger to suffer under the knowing gaze of the checkout girl, one more time) or should we all resign ourselves to the fact that the September 15 issue is the “collectible, suitable for framing” issue that we will have won…

Inquiring minds want to know….

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 16, 2009, 1:54 pm

Sheep lungs. Please. They aren’t barbarians.

Honestly, you don’t think the issue where Noirin says ta-ra to her bra is ever going to go down in value, do you? Let’s just keep things in perspective here.

Comment from steve
Time: September 16, 2009, 2:02 pm

I am thinking that, anytime someone trys to bamboozel you into eating something that is described as a “delicacy”, you generally are best off when you reject these “delicacies” out of hand.

The more regional the delicacy…the faster you should run for the hills

Comment from The Dread Pirate Neck Beard
Time: September 16, 2009, 2:46 pm

Hi, long time listener, first time caller.

Let me get straight to the point here: Shirley McLaine has to die at some point, though I cringe at the thought of the retrospectives.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 16, 2009, 3:09 pm

Oooohhhh…Shirley McLaine! Good one.

I read one of her books once, kind of by accident. I was stuck out on my mother’s farm and running low on reading materials. It gave me a very serious hate-on for all things Shirley McLaine.

Comment from Steve In Tulsa
Time: September 16, 2009, 3:10 pm

I love him, but he is old ond no one has claimed him: Peter O’Toole

Comment from Sockless Joe
Time: September 16, 2009, 4:15 pm

I am re-upping on Henry Kissinger. (Though Al Haig was tempting…)

Doctor K. Final answer.

Comment from Scott Jacobs
Time: September 16, 2009, 4:46 pm

Ummmm… Is it too late to take Henry Gibson?

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 16, 2009, 5:03 pm

Why, yes. Yes it is. He dead.

Doesn’t say what he died of. He wasn’t that old. I didn’t realize he was still working; haven’t thought of him in years.

Damn, Scott REALLY wants that copy of Nuts, hm?

Comment from docitburnswhenipost
Time: September 16, 2009, 5:12 pm

Hmm. A British laddie mag for my perusal? And you know, that might prove interesting; just out of curiosity.

I kind of like the “gosh I never saw that one coming” pick, with TMI; so, Bill Moyers and in keeping with my tradition: complications following cerebral hemorrhage.

And if there’s any justice in this world, he’s stricken while interviewing POTUS BHO, on live tv, on a sunny afternoon in the rose garden at the White House.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: September 16, 2009, 5:13 pm

Stoatie, you should track down a great big can of Spotted Dick for the next round….. 😉

Comment from G. White
Time: September 16, 2009, 5:20 pm

I put my money on Senator Robert Byrd. He’s older than most redwood trees, and nearly as intelligent.

Despite reliable reports that he was mummified long ago & just mumbles when you pull the string on his back, I believe this should still qualify him as a dead pool nominee.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 16, 2009, 5:25 pm

I tried, Scoob. Ask Uncle B. I headed straight for the canned goods aisle looking for a can of dick. Uncle B thinks they don’t sell them in cans any more; he thinks they’re in the frozen food section.

Oh, well. Postage on cans is, like, three times more than the cost of the can, even taking the slow boat.

If I could ship frozen food, I would SO put up a packet of Mr Brain’s Pork Faggots.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 16, 2009, 5:26 pm

Ha! Sorry G-man — Byrd was the very first pick!

Comment from Scott Jacobs
Time: September 16, 2009, 5:27 pm


Story I saw said “after a short battle with cancer”, so I’m gonna guess it was cancer. 😉

Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: September 16, 2009, 5:42 pm

The Weasel has just found the ‘jokes’ page in Nuts and is reading them out loud to me, while I try to work.

I just want you to know how much personal suffering goes into this site. That’s all.

Comment from Enas Yorl
Time: September 16, 2009, 5:43 pm

Man, cancer’s been the Grim Reaper’s real go-to guy lately.

My pick, for no other reason than she’s getting on in years, is Phyllis Diller.

Suffering for Art is a noble cause Uncle B!

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 16, 2009, 5:45 pm

B’lieve it or not, Enas, she’s took!

Comment from Enas Yorl
Time: September 16, 2009, 5:55 pm

No way! Dang, you’re right Bugs beat me to Phyllis. Grrr.

Comment from Enas Yorl
Time: September 16, 2009, 6:13 pm

Ok I’m going with Eli Wallach instead. Dude is 93!

Comment from Lipstick
Time: September 16, 2009, 6:32 pm

I can’t think of anybody, so I’ll go with Prince Philip. I like him and his saucy mouth, but he’s getting up there.

Comment from mongo
Time: September 16, 2009, 7:21 pm

I thought this is what you meant by ‘spotted dick’. Can I change my pick to someone really really healthy? If I do win, I guess I won’t have to get a Christmas present for that horny brother-in-law I was telling you about…

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: September 16, 2009, 8:00 pm

Tell ya what, I want to change my vote to Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi, the Pan Am Bomber. We’ll see if his Scottish Doctors had it right after all….

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 16, 2009, 8:13 pm

Okay, Scoob — but wasn’t his Scottish doctor Libyan?

Comment from jwpaine
Time: September 16, 2009, 8:17 pm

Hey. Hey. Hey. I believe it was me who first called Patrick Swayze. And if not, then it was certainly implied. I think we can all agree to that.

Sigh. Like I wanted yer stinky ole canned haggis, anyway.


I call Kenye West. Assphyxiation*.

* don’t make me explain

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 16, 2009, 8:21 pm

Oh, I’m sure you did, jw. I’m sure you did. But every round starts over from scratch, and poaching is encouraged. All part of my diabolical plan to up my hit count enough to monetize the blog so I don’t have to think about what I want to do when I grow up any more. I had another work dream last night 🙁

Oh, and Kanye has been picked TWICE already this round. And spelled correctly once.

Comment from jwpaine
Time: September 16, 2009, 8:28 pm

Just to be safe, I searched this page for “kenye” and found nothing. Now, as I’m actually reading the comments, I see that MrsPaulsFishSticks claimed some “Kanye West” person.

I hope that spelling acumen is not overlooked by the Esteemed & Right O’n’rble Dead Pool judges.

Otherwise I’d just have to go to MrsPaulsFishSticks house and rip the [TBA] prize right out of her astonished fingers and announce in a shrieky-creepy voice that I was robbed!

Update: Shit, I hate Google. Fuckin’ asshole can’t even spell his name right. Hope he dies.

Comment from jwpaine
Time: September 16, 2009, 8:33 pm

Withdraw, MrsPaulsFishSticks!

I’m in no mood.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 16, 2009, 8:35 pm

The spelling rules are extremely lax. MrsPaulsFishSticks, IIRC, claimed one “Kayne” West — an entirely mythical creature. But he, she or they approximated the correct spelling first, so that’s that.

If I instituted a literacy test — why, it would be just like Jim Crow!

Comment from jwpaine
Time: September 16, 2009, 8:47 pm

A-Ha! I call, officially, before [insert your favorite imaginary deity here] and this august assemblage of lurkers, wits, & scoundrels (some overlap may occur during shipping): Kanye Omari West.


Now watch some state representative from Bloated Horse Carcass, Arizona named Kayne West die in his sleep tonight. Son. Of. A. Bitch.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 16, 2009, 8:51 pm

I admit it. I was unprepared for the degree of passion ignited by Nuts magazine in this round.

Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: September 16, 2009, 8:56 pm

I can see the feds sneaking up jwpaine’s drive, even as we watch in horror…. clearly, there’s a Kanye West thing going on here.

Whoever the fuck he is.

Comment from Beyond Bibb’s Store
Time: September 16, 2009, 9:09 pm

Gawd, I always thinks of better ones after declaring. Somebody snag Marion Barry.

Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: September 16, 2009, 9:59 pm

SWeasel: Ms. McLaine has many annoying features. But she earned massive good-sport points with me by her cameo appearance as the video host of the Past Lives Viewing Center in _Defending Your Life_.

I hope I win this time. Britain gave us Agatha Christie, which I have been reading a bunch of lately. _Nuts_ would be a good chaser.

Comment from Janna
Time: September 16, 2009, 9:59 pm

Has anybody…uh, “claimed” Helen Thomas? That old bat was in the White House press room during the Calvin Coolidge administration.
I’ll pick the old bitch and hope for the best.

Comment from Red State Witch
Time: September 16, 2009, 10:39 pm

Art Linkletter, ’cause kids say the darndest things, or something like that.

Comment from Dawn
Time: September 16, 2009, 11:57 pm

Noirin has never been topless before? That doesn’t even make sense.

And does Nuts mean something different over there? If it doesn’t…gross.

Hey jw, it’s September.

Comment from David Gillies
Time: September 17, 2009, 3:07 am

A Big Brother contestant with unclad norks is of course in these days a commonplace. I suppose there is sentimental value in having her depiction in physical rather than electronic form. It might even have rarity value. Antiques Roadshow 2074: an unstained copy of Nuts magazine, with Noirin’s tits: $48 million (83¢ in real terms, after Obamaflation).

On a slight tangent, was it not in the immediate aftermath of the late, and not desperately photogenic Jade Goody’s exposure to the genre that a sine qua non (and I mean a truly ironclad one) was that any female denizen of any of the houses of the various Big Siblings was needs in possession of an absolutely cracking pair of charlies, all the better to milk (oo-err) their exposure a few weeks down the line? I throw this out solely in the form of a sociological musing.

Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: September 17, 2009, 6:29 am

Jane Austen, eh?

Sorry, she pegged ages ago.

Comment from BigBlueBug
Time: September 17, 2009, 8:32 am

Suze Orman. Please.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 17, 2009, 8:36 am

Hahaha…there HAS to be a backstory, BBB. I didn’t even know who she was until you started sticking pins in her wax doll…

Comment from steve
Time: September 17, 2009, 8:57 am

Fluffy packaging + dry ice + Mr. Brain’s Pork Faggots + FedEx = “If I could ship frozen food….”

Comment from jwpaine
Time: September 17, 2009, 9:50 am

My reading comprehension is at an all-time low. I didn’t even notice Andy Boyd snuck in his claim to Kanye West way back–and this is even after the Weez pointed out to me that there were two claims to the guy already.

Now I find I must arrange the disappearance of two rivals, (as well as the nonsuspicious demise of a less-than-cooperative Kanye )—all the while struggling with this new-found reading disability. No matter. That Nuts magazine will be mine.

Oh yes.

Comment from Tushar
Time: September 17, 2009, 10:11 am

The Queen, if no one has picked her.
I have nothing against her, but she is getting long in the tooth.

Comment from Allen
Time: September 17, 2009, 11:42 am

So, I figured that “Nuts” had a website. Sure, they do I clicked on it, most definitely NSFW.

Comment from Mr. Matamoros
Time: September 17, 2009, 1:41 pm

My pick is John Allen Muhammad (See Top Headlines at AoS).

Comment from BigBlueBug
Time: September 17, 2009, 1:59 pm

Mrs BBB: Suze Orman says none should have credit card debt.

Mr BBB: We have no CC debt.

Mrs BBB: Suze Orman said that one should pay off their mortgage.

Mr BBB: We have no mortgage.

Mrs. BBB: Suze Orman says a new car every year is awful.

Mr BBB: We buy a new car every 12 years.

Mrs BBB: Suze Orman says one should be saving for retirement as early as possible.

Mr BBB: We are old and the die is cast. As St. Paul one said, “That’s Just The F&cking Way It Is” (St. Paul Anka).

Mrs BBB: Suze Orman says…..

Mr BBB: Kill me now…or better yet…..

Comment from BigBlueBug
Time: September 17, 2009, 2:03 pm

Have you ever considered the creation of weasel ballerina artwork? I have an empty wall and would send you coffee milk syrup and Iggy’s doughboys. Or not if you loath such things.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 17, 2009, 3:26 pm

I must admit, BBB, that I have never contemplated creating weasel ballerina artwork. It somehow never crossed my mind.

I do miss me some Rho d’Island, though. Not my native place, but it has much to recommend it.

Hm. Some of Aunt Carrie’s clam cakes wouldn’t be amiss. They’d probably get cold en route, though.

Comment from Bob
Time: September 17, 2009, 4:01 pm

Amy Winehouse or Lindsay Lohan then.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 17, 2009, 4:09 pm

Rustbucket snagged Winehouse, Bob, but you’re welcome to Lohan.

Comment from BigBlueBug
Time: September 17, 2009, 5:09 pm

You need a deep fryer. I will send unfryed clam cakes. I will send Aunt Carrie if I have to.

A weasel depiction of Swanilda dancing as Coppelia in the Royal Ballet would be the best. It’s on Youtube. Act 2.


I know. No weasel ballerina art. Just dreaming the dream.

Comment from James
Time: September 17, 2009, 9:35 pm

Well, I was going to re-up with Mugabe again but I don’t want to sleep on the sofa if I win. Maybe just for the glory of victory…

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 18, 2009, 7:14 am

Ohhhhh…you know, James, I could NOT work out why your wife would be so sensitive to the death of Mugabe that she’d make you sleep on the couch.

Go on. Take him. If you win, I’ll go out and buy a tin of haggis for you instead.

Comment from Rodent
Time: September 18, 2009, 9:11 pm

Howeird Dean, de-facto head of the demonrats, from acute rectal-cranial inversion.

Comment from weirdsister
Time: September 22, 2009, 2:28 am

Howz about Senator Baucus? They can bury his health care bill with him, the S.O.B.

Comment from greg
Time: September 25, 2009, 9:03 am

Princess Bernie wins?

Comment from Princess Bernie
Time: September 25, 2009, 9:19 am

Yessssss! I lived in So Cal during that Manson stuff. Creepy does not fully describe it.

Gee. A b**bie magazine. I’m, um, kinda, speechless…

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